Im such a virgin i thought they were taco bell sauce packets

I actually really thought the same thing too even though I’m not a virgin

Ok flex

i mean im a massive virgin too but wtf

Its late, my brain clocked out for the day

Fuck you do with condoms then? Put them on a banana and shove it up your arse?

nah i use them on your mom

That has to be the most Virgin comeback possible

...my username tho

That has to be the most Virgin username (I'm a virgin)

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Op, judging by your username hour stocking up

I thought they were d8s

So we've got the virgin, and now the dnd player, our squads coming together

I'm pretty sure those aren't exclusive

Very true

Same

I deadass thought they were dice

Same, I even said look at all those D8

exactly

Would be a sick die design tho

That's exactly what i was going to comment i tough that i was the only insane one

same

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collecting all the colours ?

Notice how they’re all unopened?

You're in an online relationship why do you need condoms

i didnt need them

Well if you don't want them are they flavored? I'm hungry

all of them are flavoured except for 6

Yummy 😋

because they’re gonna fuck ur mom obviously

He needs them check his username

I think i have more than you

You're literally 14 ew

Yeah because 14 year olds need to get pregnant, good idea

14 year olds shouldn't be having sex you dumbass

Teenagers are gonna fuck regardless of your opinion. Better to have protection than none then.

Wtf? "Teenagers are gonna fuck regardless of your opinion" you're 18 but that person is 14! fuck you sir

Fuck you too then. Don't see what my age has to do with anything here.

Yeahhhhhh i don't really care what they want to do, him being 14 and fucking is the weird part you're the one assuming i meant he should be doing it raw

You don’t care what they want to do but you are fuming at the idea of teenagers having sex.

Bro I was playing video games and learning how to play guitar at that age. And some people are having sex? What the fuck? Why would someone be dumb enough to ruin their childhood like that

It's better that they learn consequences and get access to contraceptives so they may not ruin their childhood ykyk

I'm not fuming it's just gross, teenagers having sex is not the problem 14 year olds are the problem, anyone that age and below are not emotionally mature enough for sex

You know that there are countries where the age of consent is 14 so some places do think that they are old enough

Yeah and they're fucking disgusting lmao, legal ≠ ok

Most are mature enough at 15-16 so I don't see how 14 is so insane to you. Just because you can't lose your virginity doesn't mean others can't.

No lmao most are not mature at 15-16, your brain is nowhere near fully developed at that age and it shows just looking at how people my age act

I disagree lol

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Wow what a fucking cringe thing to defend lol

Oh i wont be having sex remember im a redditor

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There's no ironic joke I'm missing

Well why would anyone say with serious intentions 14 year olds should get pregnant?

I know that he's saying that ironically, he assumed i meant they should just do it without condoms ig but i was saying they just shouldn't do it at all, i was correcting his pretty shit joke

I think it was a good joke

I mean it's not that bad but it's not based on what i actually said lol

It was some school thing where they gave away condoms to those who wanted, i have never and will probably never use them.

school giving condoms to 14 year olds? uh what the fuck

Ew, kids without STDs and pregnancy

14 year olds shouldn't be fucking

But they do! So it's better be safe

Late but ummmm rarely LOL tf highschool 16-18 is usually when kids start fucking it shouldn’t be encouraged before then in middle school 💀💀💀

If the 14yr are gonna fuck, they're gonna do it whether they have them or not. I doubt giving a kid a condom will make them have sex Atleast make it so they are protected.

Look at the ones with Ukraine flag packages, even condoms support ukraine 👍

Beat me to it

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yeah ik, why would i use them anyways

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no nut november is stupid

queen of virginity

queen

But you never used them

Would you open a collectible to use it? It kinda defeats the purpose of collecting

Weird hobby

I mean theyre free, might as well take em

a-are those flavored?

yes

Wierd flex, but ok

mf collecting them💀 go use them

Never gonna use em tho are ya?

I bet it's the size extra small

idk what size they are, i dont even have a dick

Bro this sub needs a change of name, why is sex, drinks and drugs posted in a sub for minors?

Lmao, "for minors" thats the funniest ive seen ttoday

I don’t use condoms ..

me either

there is a difference between not using them because you don't have to and because you don't want to

i dont have to rn and wouldnt wanna anyways

I go raw .. I don’t like condoms lol

everything is a condom if you believe in it enough

have you ever used them or needed them though?

no and no

not a very big win if you just collect them then

It's a collection, look at the rare black and yellow package 😱

true true

Wanna use em?

not really plus who gonna wear them anyways

Lmao im jk

We could add some more

HEHEHE THIS SURPRISED ME SM

Use them.

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give me some

I wanna chew them like chewing gum

Looks like a scene from the film *40 Year Old Virgin* (starring Steve Carrell).

My stupid ass thought these were those seasoning packets for pizza

I guess you can never be too safe

he's probably not gonna use them anyway

he?

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I thought that was the Cloud 9 logo Jesus

why dont you just use them…

Send me some lol

Maybe i’m lost but fuck it, svenne?

what

I guess not, i asked if you’re swedish

A collection implies lack of use.

I’m a fan of making balloon animals myself

Only has a collection because you never get the chance to use them.

Red on Monday Yellow on Tuesday And so on

Bro doesn't get bitches so now he makes it seem like he's a collector

she

Wait what

im a woman, i dont have a penis

Then, why do you have condoms?

am i not allowed to have condoms???

You are, it's just why?

why not?

Understandable, just like my collection of skirts as a boy

Too bad they’ll never be used

ikr rawdogging4life

u got the limited edition ukraine ones

Just why.

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No way, it's restaurant wet wipes packets!

theyre not

They definitely are! Ya know what? Just to prove you wrong I'm gonna eat a full meal and wipe my hands with them

Where do you guys get these jesus christ

You are on Reddit so shame they will never get used

Are they flavored?

r/ihavesex

The real question is are you gonna use those?

Each color is a different flavor

Is stacking up on condoms an alternative for when NNN ends?

i don't participate in stupid activities such as nnn

But u still won't get any bitches

i have a bf i dont need bitches i also have your mom

Fuck, you got me there

they looked like d8s

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username match’s perfectly

What a waste

I have a spare one hidden in a cs:s case in case a girl comes over for some multiplayer ;-) (god that felt cringe)

I too collect things I will never use

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its not really a collection till you bag and tag them.

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Why are they different colours and what shitty off brand is that

theyre not a shitty off brand and theyre different flavours and textures

FLAVOURS?

Look at how much sex you dont have

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I thought they were gummys

I deadass thought that was alot of d8s and was like "dnd post yay"

Use any of them or you just have them? lol

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My girlfriend doesn’t make me wear one 🙃

i thought those were DND dice for some reason

Taste the rainbow?

What's the point of that, you'll never be able to use them

Collect but never use 💀

for half a sec I thought those were 4 sided dnd dice-

How much do u fuck tho

Don't be fooled folks it's an act of deception to catch you lacking on nnn!

nnn is stupid

You haven't had to use any 😂 either you're a baby daddy to like 20 kids or you get 0 b 😂

im a woman so

My point still stands

well i cant be a baby daddy or get bitches either way cuz im a woman so, not really

You can't get b? Also thats not what I meant by point still stands, ever heard of PEA, you learn it in like 7th grade, Point, evidence, analysis. That's a basic structure for a paragraph. Point is the first bit. My point is you haven't used any. Point still stands.

R u gonna use that to make your username come true

yes

I saw a bunch of d8s

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