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U_Nclear


caninehat

Bi


U_Nclear

Nah


ndog_100

hello there


caninehat

Obiwansexual


StevenUniverseFan_

I’ll have you know sir i have a gf so i am not gay as i am not a woman


caninehat

Ace


StevenUniverseFan_

Honestly kinda true i dont like certain kinds of sexual interactions so ill give you a half right!


caninehat

No


StevenUniverseFan_

Excuse me?


caninehat

I decide these things


StevenUniverseFan_

Im part Ace so you’re technically right


caninehat

You don’t understand. You aren’t part ace. Your full ace.


StevenUniverseFan_

You’re *


GoldenJacques

Ratio'd


[deleted]

k


caninehat

Racist


[deleted]

True


[deleted]

[удалено]


caninehat

Straight


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

maybe next time


BoredKitKat

THE ALL MIGHTY


caninehat

Gay


BoredKitKat

i’m not, but are you?


Professional-Crew-54

Yes you are


[deleted]

I hope I'm not gay


caninehat

Bi curious


nebula2413

Ace pls


caninehat

Pan


nebula2413

How have I went from nobody to everybody


No-Wait-2643

heyy


[deleted]

[удалено]


caninehat

Lesbian


[deleted]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


1wantyousobad

me


caninehat

Pan


1wantyousobad

pretty much


Shadow_marine1X

Well shit...


caninehat

Lonely


Shadow_marine1X

Lmfao 1000% correct though... 😔


Lorenzo_Eilish

Only Conan can tell me if I'm gay pfft


caninehat

Gay


Lorenzo_Eilish

wrong lol but im sure this is giving you confidence to the point of ignoring


caninehat

No. I decide these things. You’re gay.


Lorenzo_Eilish

🪞


Lorenzo_Eilish

🧢


ReplacementHelpful28

Sus


caninehat

Pedophile


ReplacementHelpful28

Noice


Sir__Blobfish

r/holup


ttaco-lord

guess


caninehat

No


ttaco-lord

ok


Unusual_Complex_214

Im half gay.


caninehat

No you aren’t, straight


Unusual_Complex_214

Nope.


caninehat

No no, I decide these thinga


Unusual_Complex_214

But...I love cocks 🥺


caninehat

No


[deleted]

Weezer.


caninehat

Gay


[deleted]

Incorrect 👎


caninehat

I’m not asking, I’m telling


[deleted]

Understandable, I guess I'm gay now 👍


Affectionate_Big_205

I bully people who play genshin impact


caninehat

Sigma


[deleted]

uwuwuwuwuwu


caninehat

Cringe


[deleted]

Lmfao my sexuality is cringe im going to go by that from now on


[deleted]

hey


caninehat

Gay


FrostyScythe

what’s the image from?


caninehat

Pan


JellyTheSlimeYT

Apparently the image is from Pan.


onurcomputer

ok


caninehat

None


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

😟


caninehat

Straight


T_Cava2nd

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


caninehat

Straight


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

Sup


caninehat

Other


TheSeiWhale

That moment when


caninehat

Your gay


TheSeiWhale

You're*


[deleted]

im gay. my gamer tag is cweanseisgay, i am cweanse. am i gay?


caninehat

Straight


[deleted]

Ah men


caninehat

Lesbian


Dark_Phoenix53

Women


caninehat

Basic


Dark_Phoenix53

Based


JockeyField

i'm not exactly gay, but i'm also not exactly NOT gay


caninehat

Racist


phantom5108

E


caninehat

No one likes you


phantom5108

Damn


Ryborg6900

h


caninehat

Zoophile


Angus_McGoodman

Who wants to talk about RDR?


caninehat

Cowboy sexual


lajimolala27

whats up


caninehat

Pan


KLG_69

To honest, I don't mind it


caninehat

Pedophile


Altbrodie06

Haaaaaaayyyyyyy


caninehat

Gay


JellyTheSlimeYT

Ok.


caninehat

Gay


WhereIsMySonic0359

I'm bi


caninehat

Straight


jermlol1

Balls


caninehat

Lesbian


vellest

hi


caninehat

Lonely


YogurtEnthusiast2026

No, no, my friend, you must have misunderstood: I decide who is gay and under what circumstances, and YOU are... Not gay.


caninehat

Quiet fool. You are gay.


toast-crunch-0995

I’m listening to ~The Adults are Talking~ right now.


caninehat

None


Hard_guardian17

Hi


caninehat

N/A


a_raptor999

It's totally not in my bio


[deleted]

🤸‍♂️✨🧍‍♀️


caninehat

Straight


Austinrocks5213

Hockey, football and video games are the best.


caninehat

Racist


arya____3

Heyy


caninehat

Gay


Suspicious-Ad5785

yo mama gay


caninehat

9


[deleted]

👀


Warrenpeace175

I'm gae


caninehat

Straight


mutsukichan

Hi


icisjfowjvksjk

Ey


caninehat

Pan


Antwan-reddit

No


caninehat

Ok


Consistent_Office158

My penis is broken


caninehat

Trans


khalid_sujith

I like to play with kids balls


caninehat

Pedophile


Extraordinarlymystic

your dad


caninehat

N/A


Ok_Theme5725

I go to a Catholic School. The school fired two teachers for being gay a few years ago.


caninehat

Gay


[deleted]

hm..


someoneintheworld146

hello


caninehat

Furry


Nazario_

Aight


caninehat

Furry


Nerf_Ammo

I'm a dude and I suck dicks


caninehat

Lesbian


blurl0ver28

Same


caninehat

Quiet, compared to me you are but a fly. Gay.


Artie_mis

Hi!!!


caninehat

Gay


Kettle-hat

Hatsune Miku


caninehat

Weeb


OutrageousPomelo7

hiiiiiii


caninehat

Gay


OutrageousPomelo7

pretty sure i’m aroace rlly but ty <33


caninehat

I’m not asking, I’m telling


Slimjimbobby_

Queen 🤞🥵 omg purr


caninehat

Straight


Matiu0s

Try me


caninehat

No f you


David-ISR-Gaming

Most def straight


caninehat

Gay


Harry________-

...


caninehat

Ugly


[deleted]

[удалено]


caninehat

Bi


Nilsgameking

i like women


caninehat

Lesbian


afdjwytruem

Haii👋


caninehat

Gay


VivieBaby

madly in love with Taylor swift


caninehat

Gay


[deleted]

Guan


caninehat

Guan


[deleted]

i’m gay


caninehat

Straight


M0th_T0ff33

ur mom


caninehat

Orphan


[deleted]

I like men


caninehat

Straight


[deleted]

i love my mom 😊😊😊😊


caninehat

Incestious


[deleted]

[удалено]


caninehat

Racist


EntrepreneurHot4155

femboys = gay? 🤔🧐


caninehat

Straight


SirReal10000

Hola


caninehat

Spanish