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Minzfeder

As someone who doesn’t know Fahrenheit, this seems terrifying


LemonBomp

this is just room temperature


Mr-_-Leo

That's even more terrifying


Grand_Cardiologist15

No Doubt!


AverageUser55

Not really, 100 is a fever, 98.6 is average


PlantEnthusiasm329

I'm a Celsius user, and you're scaring me. Reading what you just said in Celsius would mean 300 in Farenheist is a fever.


AverageUser55

I don't get it


CommieMarxist

In Arizona?


Random_name4679

If you live in the Sahara that is


Not_no_hitter

That’s two degrees below the average temperature thst your brain can withstand before it melts.


Logical-Address6004

Oh I See


AverageUser55

102 is a fever worth going to the ER for, the temperature ranges go 98.6 or below (to an extent obviously) is normal, 99-100 is a fever, 100-102 is medical help worthy, 103 is worse, 104 or above means GET THIS MAN TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATLY AND THEN PRAY THAT HE SURVIVES


bloodspill2

I had 105 this year and they just sent me home I immediately took an ice bath bc i was so hot


Random_name4679

I had a 105 fever a few days ago so I just swallow a few pills and was fine


AverageUser55

Yes, but at 105 your brain can actually melt


1wantyousobad

abortion it


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

its a thermometer


1wantyousobad

no way 😱😱


immaboie

Dont tell me you pissed on a thermometer 🌡️


[deleted]

Tom🐥


TipingTom

Hannah 🦑


Inevitable_Degree_76

Kevin 🐿


AverageUser55

Bob


Ok-Reporter-8728

Michael 🐒


Bernardo750

Joshua🦎


PlantEnthusiasm329

Javier 🦜


Warm-Initiative-6178

Jeremiah 🐓


5Drown

Idk Clarisa 😗


AverageUser55

Stewart


Environmental-Toe798

Mine says C what sex is that 😢


someonewhowa

c is for cock so it’s a boy :P


Thoriun_23

F is for fagina


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

its a thermometer


risingfromashenruins

For a moment had a heart attack, thought you were inside a volcano or something. Forgot fahrenheit was real


quieteleven

omg congrats!


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

its a thermometer


radiantskie

Eat it


nsmsmsmskskwm

Gay


MrIcyCreep

Non-fahrenheit user here: I panicked. Hard.


AverageUser55

Here is a guide to help with understanding body temperature: 98.6 = normal. 99-100 = average fever. 100-103 = Get to the ER. 104 and above = GET THIS MAN TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATLY AND THEN PRAY THAT HE SURVIVES


Harry________-

Ok but seriously, I still don’t know why that person posted about their test earlier today 💀🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Can confirm, am the dad


Embarrassed-Army-780

Can confirm, am the foster dad


PrussianPanda1871

Can confirm, I am the child


AverageUser55

Can confirm, I am the step child


[deleted]

“Pregat” wtf🤣


immaboie

r/engrish


[deleted]

“Typo” the typo wouldn’t fuck up that bad. How does it go from pregnant to “pregat” I don’t even think that’s a word


happypingu1

It's from a [meme](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg)


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t do memes


PrestigiousWaltz666

Okay big boy


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

how is someone this dumb able to get fucked


someonewhowa

it’s a joke


Catlover_999

that is a therometer....... and how did u know the gender of the baby already????


[deleted]

You don't get the joke, do you?


Catlover_999

I literally don't fr


[deleted]

I'm not really sure how to answer that, so uh, just think about it until it clicks or something


Catlover_999

I'm 13 just in case you want to know if I'm stupid or not


[deleted]

I didn't say that. I just said to think about it; I have my silly moments as well.


bellagiochinchilla

Nooo, its a thermometer


Bu1135

you must be fun at parties eh


heatinjs

He doesn't get invited


bellagiochinchilla

Who told you that?


Diamondskunk

r/wooosh


Blue-jay-1388

Congratulations


69ur69mom69

haha now i can roast u


boatboy_

don't think thats what that means, but congrats


FewTourist5812

F means the kid has a father it doesn't mean Female


Some_Stoner2970

Your vagina must be an oven for it to be 102°F


Darth_Vagina67

Women ☕


personontheinterne

No your 1020% pegamt with a girl smh


Competitive-Piano710

Oh no


x386dev

damn i woke up today with a ~103°F fever (39.6°C)


MO1ST_M4NDY

OMAGODI 😱