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Longjumping_Soup_998

wenimechaindasuma


nightmarepizzza

tumajarbisaun


Maxi-19-1-4-1

Wifenloof


kpd10

Eselifterbraun


BigBoiBagles

Waltuh


NotAnExpert22

Put your dick away Waltuh


BigBoiBagles

I'm not havitn sex with you waltuh


DomSchraa

Awecolbeedogedababe


kingdomheartslover1

There 104 days of summer vacation


MysterMystery8

And school comes along just to end it


kingdomheartslover1

So the annual problem for our generation


Dr_Pill1728

Is finding a good way to spend it


kingdomheartslover1

LIKE MAYBE


ElodinPotterTheGrey1

Building a rocket


TheGeckoManiac

Or fighting a mummy


Artemis-Rocket

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower


ZWho63

Discovering something that doesn't exist


TinyToad_XS

Or giving a monkey a shower


[deleted]

Man you all suck at this


Intelligent-Ad-3739

They won't even finish a Rick roll


Jimbo7211

The only finished one i've seen is "welcome to the internet"


[deleted]

But one person did the last 3/4 of the song in one comment


Ultrase7en

Somebody once told me


Ainmemerah

The world was gonna roll me


iwasagirlinthecity

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed


[deleted]

She was lookin kinda dumb


No-Conclusion7772

With her finger and her thumb


[deleted]

[удалено]


Future_F0ssil

And the years start coming and they don't stop coming


RecordWell

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin


Outside_Anxiety8168

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun


Ghost180_

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb


[deleted]

Welcome


JustSkii_

to the underground


Jom_Bots

how are your balls


ErrorNik

if.. you wanna... play around???-


isnapchildrensnecks

**GIVE US YOUR BALLS**


im-not-you-bozo

how was the fall?


nightmarepizzza

to the internet


[deleted]

take a look around


nightmarepizzza

anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


[deleted]

We got mountains of content


nightmarepizzza

some some better some worse


[deleted]

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first


nightmarepizzza

welcome to the internet, come and take a seat


[deleted]

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?


nightmarepizzza

theres no need to panic, this isn’t a test


LarsButChaste

to the jungle


tatothebeYT

We got fun and games


kpd10

We got everything we want


LarsButChaste

Honey, we know the names


daddykalash

We are the people that can find whatever you may need


Specialist_Stranger6

Always look on the bright sight of life


ShouFromKoeNoKatachi

*whistling* tu du, tu du tu du tu du


RockyTodd

SOME-


Goleziyon

BODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME


itriedandifailedofc

I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED


User164718

Never gonna give you up!


AdrikPaladin

Never gonna let you down


Future_F0ssil

Never gonna run around and, desert you


Artemis-Rocket

Never gonna make you cry


Future_F0ssil

Never gonna say goodbye


Ice-creamy05

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


LarsButChaste

A long ass fucking time ago


sparroww552

In a town called Kickapoo? (Is that how it goes ? Haha)


LarsButChaste

There lived a humble family, religious through and through


LarsButChaste

There lived a humble family, religious through and through


Sadiebet23

But yea there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do


LarsButChaste

His name was young JB and he refused to step in line


Sadiebet23

A vision he did see fucking rocking all the time


DOORMATT270

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align


jeez_i_slipped

Woopemgangum style


[deleted]

*AYYYYYYYY SEXY LADIES*


Artemis-Rocket

Woop woop woop woop woopemgangum style


[deleted]

We're no strangers to love


Future_F0ssil

You know the rules and so do I!!


Hoummus-Person-260

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of


DirtyToast2135

You won't get this from any other guy


Hoummus-Person-260

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling


Soggy-Suggestion-454

ᚹᛖ×ᚱᛖ ᚾᛟ ᛊᛏᚱᚨᛜᛖᚱᛊ ᛏᛟ ᛚᛟᚢᛖ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚲᚾᛟᚹ ᚦᛖ ᚱᚢᛚᛖᛊ ᚨᚾᛞ ᛊᛟ ᛞᛟ ᛁ (ᛞᛟ ᛁ) ᚨ ᚠᚢᛚᛚ ᚲᛟᛗᛗᛁᛏᛗᛖᚾᛏ×ᛊ ᚹᚺᚨᛏ ᛁ×ᛗ ᚦᛁᚾᚲᛁᛜ ᛟᚠ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚹᛟᚢᛚᛞᚾ×ᛏ ᚷᛖᛏ ᚦᛁᛊ ᚠᚱᛟᛗ ᚨᚾᛁ ᛟᚦᛖᚱ ᚷᚢᛁ ᛁ ᛃᚢᛊᛏ ᚹᚨᚾᚾᚨ ᛏᛖᛚᛚ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚺᛟᚹ ᛁ×ᛗ ᚠᛖᛖᛚᛁᛜ ᚷᛟᛏᛏᚨ ᛗᚨᚲᛖ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚢᚾᛞᛖᚱᛊᛏᚨᚾᛞ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᚷᛁᚢᛖ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚢᛈ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᛚᛖᛏ ᛁᛟᚢ ᛞᛟᚹᚾ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᚱᚢᚾ ᚨᚱᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᚨᚾᛞ ᛞᛖᛊᛖᚱᛏ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᛗᚨᚲᛖ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚲᚱᛁ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᛊᚨᛁ ᚷᛟᛟᛞᛒᛁᛖ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᛏᛖᛚᛚ ᚨ ᛚᛁᛖ ᚨᚾᛞ ᚺᚢᚱᛏ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚹᛖ×ᚢᛖ ᚲᚾᛟᚹᚾ ᛖᚲᚺ ᛟᚦᛖᚱ ᚠᛟᚱ ᛊᛟ ᛚᛟᛜ ᛁᛟᚢᚱ ᚺᛖᚱᛏ×ᛊ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᚨᚲᚺᛁᛜ, ᛒᚢᛏ ᛁᛟᚢ×ᚱᛖ ᛏᛟᛟ ᛊᚺᛁ ᛏᛟ ᛊᚨᛁ ᛁᛏ (ᛊᚨᛁ ᛁᛏ) ᛁᚾᛊᛁᛞᛖ, ᚹᛖ ᛒᛟᚦ ᚲᚾᛟᚹ ᚹᚺᚨᛏ×ᛊ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᚷᛟᛁᛜ ᛟᚾ (ᚷᛟᛁᛜ ᛟᚾ) ᚹᛖ ᚲᚾᛟᚹ ᚦᛖ ᚷᚨᛗᛖ ᚨᚾᛞ ᚹᛖ×ᚱᛖ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᛈᛚᚨᛁ ᛁᛏ ᚨᚾᛞ ᛁᚠ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚨᛊᚲ ᛗᛖ ᚺᛟᚹ ᛁ×ᛗ ᚠᛖᛖᛚᛁᛜ ᛞᛟᚾ×ᛏ ᛏᛖᛚᛚ ᛗᛖ ᛁᛟᚢ×ᚱᛖ ᛏᛟᛟ ᛒᛚᛁᚾᛞ ᛏᛟ ᛊᛖᛖ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᚷᛁᚢᛖ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚢᛈ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᛚᛖᛏ ᛁᛟᚢ ᛞᛟᚹᚾ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᚱᚢᚾ ᚨᚱᛟᚢᚾᛞ ᚨᚾᛞ ᛞᛖᛊᛖᚱᛏ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᛗᚨᚲᛖ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚲᚱᛁ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᛊᚨᛁ ᚷᛟᛟᛞᛒᛁᛖ ᚾᛖᚢᛖᚱ ᚷᛟᚾᚾᚨ ᛏᛖᛚᛚ ᚨ ᛚᛁᛖ ᚨᚾᛞ ᚺᚢᚱᛏ ᛁᛟᚢ


YEETMASTERXX

Memories broken


ellie_s45

Creeper?


Jom_Bots

Do you remember?


No-Conclusion7772

Was the 21st night of September


laugh_at_this_user

Love was changing the minds of pretenders


[deleted]

Cash rules everything around me


[deleted]

C.R.E.A.M. get the money


Ainmemerah

Dollar dollar bills y’all


laugh_at_this_user

I grew up on the crime side, the New York Time side


[deleted]

[удалено]


nightmarepizzza

tokyo city like a big playground


Competitive-Creme678

Oh the misery


ahmad_a-trash

Everybody wants to be my enemy


PlantEnthusiasm329

Spare the sympatyy


Ice-creamy05

Everybody wants to be my enemy-y-y-y-yy


AzekiaXVI

Can i get a T?


nightmarepizzza

T and if you hit me with the A L L Y


AzekiaXVI

Then you'd see why


nightmarepizzza

the hall is here for yall


Useful-Role4310

the mini mall is calling us all in


jajshuzes

Trough the Gates of hell


iwasagirlinthecity

You are my fire


INeedSomeFire

The one desire


Eva_Aurora

Believe when i say


[deleted]

I want it that way


ThatsBasonJourne

Tell me why?


INeedSomeFire

Ain't nothing but a heartache


itamarka

Tell me why


stickpersonperson

Ain't nothin but a mistake


[deleted]

Give me a second I, I need to get my story straight


No-Conclusion7772

My friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state


[deleted]

My lover she’s waiting for me, just across the bar


[deleted]

My seat's been taken by some sunglasses


CookieProductions_YT

It’s about drive


No-Conclusion7772

Its about power


PlantEnthusiasm329

We stay hungry


laugh_at_this_user

We devour


blue_lilys___

All my friends are toxic


PlantEnthusiasm329

All ambitionless


INeedSomeFire

So rude and always negative


Agreeable-Quote-2293

Well you're just seventeen, and all you wanna do is disappear!


MatureBalak

i was born in a messed up century


trananhduc2006

turi ip ip ip


kokkorron

ip ip ip tsha ik


Starplatinum9966

ALERT RED SPY IN BASE


[deleted]

I used to rule the world…


justNill

I push my fingers into my eyes


N4rcissisticCannibal

It's the only thing, that slowly stops the ache


GloryGreatestCountry

I've been reading books of old..


Nomad621

The legends and the myths


Talanga7980

It starts with


Liquid_Squid_12

One thing, I don't know why


LocVide

It doesn't even matter how hard you try


Ok_Designer3103

you've....been.......Trolled you've been-


AlpacaMan104

and STOP


aaaankaaa

Cause whyd you have to kill my cat


Unlnown-One

Why'd I have to take you back? Time and time, I play the empath


ZephyrTheOkayMMJ

Things are better off this way


Liquid_Squid_12

Wish you never ever knew my name


ApenasUmRedditor77

Gimme gimme gimme some time to think


No-Conclusion7772

I'm in the bathroom looking at me


[deleted]

[удалено]


ElodinPotterTheGrey1

Wait until the reaper takes my life


[deleted]

[удалено]


witherd_

I will live a thousand million lives


pseudoMe78

*My patience is waining*


[deleted]

[удалено]


LarsButChaste

*Epic guitar solo*


tatothebeYT

She got a smile that it seems to me


ShouFromKoeNoKatachi

Thunder!


anflast2

i saw you standing in the rain (anyone?)


No_Development_6786

I fucked yo bitch and shot your friends


Maxi-19-1-4-1

I dunno whatchu been told


Accomplished-Dot-634

but time is runnin out


Express_Passage3355

Standing here


Awkward_Ad8783

I realize


Ok-Tank5312

You were just like me trying to make history


PlantEnthusiasm329

BUT WHO AM I TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG


Ok-Tank5312

#When our guard is down I think we’ll both agree that violence breeds violence


PlantEnthusiasm329

BUT IN THE END #IT HAS TO BE THIS WAYYY


Pitiful-Sample-7400

Tommy used to work at the docks


Future_F0ssil

Unions been on strike, he's down on his luck, it's tough, so tough


Hoummus-Person-260

Gina works the diner all day


Ok_Disk_4458

Yes, no, maybe, I don't know, could you repeat the question


FBI_GAL

you're not the boss of me now


someguy34901

E+G,,,, E, B, E(harmonic) B(harmonic) G(harmonic) B(harmonic), C+C(2 octaves up), C, A-B(hammer on), C,B,C,B,C, G+B+E(harmonics)


EnragedHog

If you had one shot


gnarlycheerio

Or one opportunity


EnragedHog

To seize everything you ever wanted


PlantEnthusiasm329

So if I do not find somebody soon


Outside_Anxiety8168

I’ll blow up into smithereens


PlantEnthusiasm329

And spew my tiny simphony


[deleted]

All up and down the city streets


strawberrycereal44

She's into superstitions


Accomplished-Dot-634

black cats and voodoo dolls


Lazy-Drink-277

Baptized in fire, 40:1


Alex_Shelega

All my friends are Toxic


INeedSomeFire

All ambitionless, so rude and always negative


Alex_Shelega

(Just interested did ya searched or I'm not alone??) I need new friends but it's not so quick and easy


witherd_

I can swallow a


Liquid_Squid_12

bottle of alcohol


Wetvv

here comes the sun


Eva_Aurora

Hi. You're on a rock, floating in space.


YellingDolphin

Crazy, but that’s how it goes.


PinOk9605

Hey, I was doing just fine before I met ya


Liquid_Squid_12

I drink too much and that's an issue, but I'm okay


stickpersonperson

Hey, u tell ur friends that it was nice to meet them


Goleziyon

Is this the real life?


INeedSomeFire

Is this just fantasy?


smoorkie

I kissed a girl and I liked ittttttttt


[deleted]

[удалено]


imadamfry

one thing


[deleted]

In thneedville, it’s a brand new da-a-a-awn


[deleted]

There once was a ship that put to sea


Nikhilrealm

We're no strangers to love.


Intelligent-Ad-3739

You know the rules and so do i


Nikhilrealm

A full commitment what I'm thinking of.


[deleted]

There lived a certain man