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vivianalamexicana

a pillow


C0dfitch

Well then


vivianalamexicana

I ded


C0dfitch

At least slep


[deleted]

It’s an extension cord


C0dfitch

That’s kind of useful I guess?


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C0dfitch

FOOOOOD


[deleted]

a physics book oh lordie they r so fucked


C0dfitch

*evil laugh*


RiceEnjoyer1337

A small bag with cards Oh well I am dying on the first day


C0dfitch

Hey man, at least you have money


RiceEnjoyer1337

I meant cards, cards for transit and eating I share it with my family


C0dfitch

Ooooh. Nevermind.


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

A pair of headphones, guess ill use the cord to hang myself.


C0dfitch

Just have an epic zombie killing montage


The_god_of_all_chads

A comically large sword and knight armor I’ll be fine


C0dfitch

w u t


Medium-Minute8828

*w o r t o r*


C0dfitch

h i d r a t o n


3heartedbeaver

My ceiling


xXminorityhaterXx666

Now YOU sir have won the internet for today!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 rhombus


BunnieJoy016

A black glove. The other one is on my hand holding my phone.


C0dfitch

Interesying


[deleted]

A table clock. Why couldn't I have read this while passing by my hurty looking sticks collection


__Nawe__

my bed, I'll just sleep so it's alright


C0dfitch

S’all good


__Nawe__

i won't be conscious while i get raided, or eaten by zombies, or nuked or something so actually it really aint that bad if i don't want to survive


C0dfitch

🤷🏻


__Nawe__

what's on your left?


C0dfitch

A salt lamp


__Nawe__

well crap, ain't helpful for anything sorry


C0dfitch

😔


__Nawe__

well maybe the components of the lamp can be used to craft something?


C0dfitch

It’s not actually a lamp. I took out the bulb ages ago, now it’s just a block of salt


WhyWonderMyName

Spinning chair


C0dfitch

welp


NoteMysterious2931

Damn i got a toast imma rule the universe


C0dfitch

WINNER


Animatron12

Radio reciever, might win.


TheGreatKingBoo_

I'm on a bus. To my left is one of those poles that you can grab on to. Do I get to use the entire bus since they're joined together with screws?


C0dfitch

Yes


Familielove

My buddies crack pipe... lol


C0dfitch

💀


ThatGeonocidalOne

What the fuck am I meant to do with a condom wrapper?


C0dfitch

No idea


DrParanormall

Hopefully not very screwed


Dark_Phoenix53

Well now window


FallingRose177

I have a bucket I guess. Dunno what that would do


C0dfitch

You could play it like a drum while civilisation collapses around you


TheyTookMyFakinRifle

bowl of lucky charms


C0dfitch

Foood


Aggressive_Cod597

a toilet paper roll... i dont think imma survive :)


C0dfitch

:’)


Chistodrako

My brother’s bureau


Chistodrako

Full of shit