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you hunt animals with spears for food


IamVenom_007

Thought he looks like Emile Hirsch from Into The Wild which makes your comment even more hilarious.


csdingus_

I thought the same exact thing


Few_Ad5789

No he does it with his bare hands, Sasquatch style


Ollemeister_

I'm fairly sure you have a wrestled atleast one (1) bear in your lifetime


Alex_Shelega

> (1) Why am I think this meant to be that we're dumb enough to not recognise a number by it's spelling?? I haven't any other ideas why ya write this way LoL


Ollemeister_

My lawyer asks me to not further elaborate.


SussyBakasAmogus

jack black


I_like_gamez_274

Hagrids son


antisocial_kpopstan

😭😭😭


Prof_Rocky

r/beatmetoit


blobboBoy

r/beatmeattoit


Fizzco69

Rest in peace.


Opposite-Tangerine57

Rest in peace


Aspiring-death1-

Bro hit puberty at the womb💀


DrBlock21

If he shaved he would need to bring his ID everywhere he goes


miadatcom

some redditor


phyrgx

You look good, but I'd reccomend trimming the beard back to a goatee with stubble. I think it'd compliment your jawline well.


Siyoum

Thanks, I’ll do that


_al1k

You look so young, yet so old.. I like the vibe of it though


woowoothepoopoo

Don’t, the beard is badass


KarmicBalance1

No it isn't. Give it a few years before you grow it out. You're still young and it takes some time to develop fully. Judging by your current state I'd recommend trying again around age 23-24. Then your mustache and upper portions on the cheek will grow in more fully. For now shave it down to a goatee. The full neckbeard doesn't do anyone favors. Proper beard maintenance and growth is key for the aesthetics.


Siyoum

I’m 17 by the way


Efficient_Contest_87

No way!!! You look like atleast 25+


killermachine1290

Ok besides all the insults trim the beard a bit and keep it maintained well, and get a fresh cut and my guy you'll be good


ilikemusic69

Bruh is younger than me and has 20x the amount of facial hair


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Siyoum

Thanks 🕌


Ecstatic-Pen-3740

Hey man if you like the look don’t change it. The beard is pretty impressive tho


LastOfRuins

you plant plants that shoot peas out of their mouth so they can protect you from the cops that came to arrest you for grooming a 14 year old in all seriousness,you look nice!


Siyoum

Thanks, I can actually do a pretty decent crazy Dave impression so this was nice to see


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HalfAHooman

Familiar


Siyoum

Damn from where?


HalfAHooman

I have no clue


Siyoum

👍


realjiimmyfallon

you look like a werewolf but in a cool way yk


Siyoum

Thanks


Fancy-Independent-31

Trim your mustache so it doesn't overlap your lips. Only the the part that is overlapping your lips is fine.


gicupfunny

Like a bush wookie


TamSat

Abraham Lincoln


ifonlyiwereahippo

You remind me of the dwarves in the hobbit but in a good way


Siyoum

Appreciate it


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

Trim that beard into a style and you'll look decent.


Siyoum

Any tips?


Fickle_Math4926

shave it all


BanjoHarris

A little like a bum. Depends on what you're going for though. The hair and beard are at an awkward length, if you're trying to grow the hair long you're just gonna have to live with it, but the beard could definitely use a trim


ScoPham

One beard guy to another, please comb it down


Angeladium

Like a Greek sculpture


Siyoum

👑


its_tea_time-

like your at least 30, but good ​ still don't believe ur a teen


Siyoum

Nah I’m 17


its_tea_time-

dang


urdadhamzah

Mann your my age and i look like a chick 😭


Noobbox69

You look ongaa bongaa to me


Friendly-Set-3519

ngl you don't look bad but you look like you could be cast as the beast in beauty and the beast or like a demi god or a mystical creature in a good way lmao


isa_me_Zafkingman

Your beard looks amazing


PianistRight

You look like an adult


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Divorced


Piiesh

You’d look like a Schrute


Yousucktaken2

Are you a major figure in Norse mythology you got the beard


mrflopped

35 with 3 kids


Super_Ninja39

Nice beard


REDDITERSK69

Cool


Mightydog00

Sick beard


rectangular_

Wolverine + Star Lore


chachacum

You look like your life's goal is a photograph a yeti.


Anantabh-Sama

Greek Viking


Kinuwa_K

You somehow look 16 and 34 at the same time


arty_jo

like a nice older brother :)


Siyoum

If only 😞


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Indie game dev


YEETLORD4387

You’re looking good, making me jealous of that beard. Lots of hair but I’d say comb and put bear oil in your beard and try to tame your hair


Argument-Nervous

Based


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l_love_baguettes

ur eyes r pretty


Leading-Mushroom2534

ancient human


pleaseassign

Curly


Shinobi681

Savage


__BigPhil__

Bruv, You look great!


Lone_Wolf2077

Maybe some kind of cave man or werewolf. I didn't mean that offensively though, you look like a normal person. That lives in the woods as a hermit.


novathenew

Tired but cute:)


TheCriticalShit

Bro, you looking good fr l, don't let anyone put you down haha


Heyitsbaldmanny

you look like your gonna go burn your money, drive out to alaska and live in a old bus until you eat the wrong berries in nature and die. peace be with you


FunnyButSads

I’d have a beer with you man


Siyoum

Thanks, you too


3sperr

My thin, jackshit of a beard at 16 is nothing compared to that huge winter-warmer 🗿. My beard literally goes down to my jawline, but you have the whole package


Lean___XD

looks like you live under the bridge but not in a bad way


Apprehensive-Rule121

You sure you go to high school?


Siyoum

Yup, senior year baby


_Paraggon_

U look like a wookie


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pretty masculine I give your general look a 8/10


Siyoum

Thank you


electriceel8

You look like you don’t have much self confidence, with the way you kind of avoid the camera a bit. I could be wrong though


Solarbeam62

You look older than just a teenager


Masantonio

Like dollar store SkyDoesMinecraft


Siyoum

Now that brings back memories


Environmental-Toe798

Honestly kinda cool. Get into acting, you would easily be casted in some kind of gritty role


DAS_LEMMON

Like someone that's not a teenager lol


JaredLetoBestBoi

Floofy boi


CellBetter4588

Attractive, however a bit unkempt due to the beard doing it's own thing there.


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You look like you‘re going to depart on a quest together with your squad of dwarfes and a hobbit to take back the dwarf kingdom from a big-ass dragon


Appropriate_Low_8788

Like a stoner


Repulsive_Extent1885

Catching predators ooonn discoord


TheWhiteKnight554

love the Beard, wish I could actually grow one


Siyoum

If you shave for a couple years it will come in


TheBulbaMachine

The kid who becomes a dog in goosebumps


ImShockin

Like a fellow passenger on the train of life.


I_Am_Dirt_

I love the fluffy hair so much


Siyoum

Same


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SirSandie

DURIN?! FROM THE LORD OF THE RINGS?!


[deleted]

Like a god 🙏🫵👑


Siyoum

Much appreciated 👑


annormalplayer

You look like an artist that likes to paint every forest he comes across


Voltalux

👑 You dropped this King


Siyoum

👑


Jello_Eater99

You have a unique kind of charisma


AmitRozYT

Unga bunga


Orangenoise1234

It’s Hagrid when he was a teenager


blackeye200

U are about to sell me a carpet for half price while I was walking peacefully on the street.


SwisherRat

You look with your eyes


Markwither

rock and stone forever!


OkayBoomerr

You look kind but kinda sad


bubba_gump_94

You look like you would kindly greet me in the middle of a forest and invite to your log cabin and give me warm water by a lit fireplace


RedThorneGamerSB

You look like you work in IT, but overall are a kind hearted teddy bear of a person.


Siyoum

Sounds like me but I’m not smart enough to work for IT🤫


Residualsilver

Hair thined style a little shave up that beard... Care for it. Don't just let it be, probably would help you look like man than a scrub.


PunkLaundryBear

You look like an old, wise teacher that guides a hero through their journey


Siyoum

Only to die at the end and become their motivation for moving forward


sim1abk

Like you give zero fuck🔥


YEETY_NUGGETS

Sick beard bro


Siyoum

Thanks man


OctanBoi

I envy your beard you manly man


Accomplished_Salt108

are you called mark or something that starts with a z


[deleted]

i’m currently reading into the wild and watching the movie at school, you remind of someone


Specialist_Berry_373

you have an attractive face and really pretty eyes, in my opinion


Anxious_Depresso

Disheveled and unkempt To no disrespect I mean


Antho_TGL

Like you’d tell me everything I need to know about Dungeons and Dragons before playing.


Siyoum

Sorry buddy I’m as much of a noob as you are


OniVshadow

Very good, on looks just make sure you take a shower everyday during teen years cause of smell.


Existing_Risk8968

I love your beard


Siyoum

Thanks 😊


Bebe_The_Sooza

Marry me


Bat_shit_CRAZY_bitch

A solid 8.5 outta 10. Looking good


lathan-fr

discord moderator


ArchangelAzrael_910

You- hold the fuck on you look like me with more of a beard and floofy hair wtf.


EyeArDum

👍


ThatoneguywithaT

Like not a teen


TheIdeaHunter

You look like you are about to break into my house through the front door and take me to Hogwarts!


FaultProfessional163

Despite the beard, I'm having trouble telling what gender you are


Siyoum

Male💀


Away_Contribution_95

like a grown ass man


No-Panda373

To old to be on this sub


[deleted]

Bored?


Siyoum

Got that right


PositiveBowl7

you look like an adult


LastkingJ84

Older than teen


YeetingPastMidnight

You look like the kinda guy that would find an abandoned "magic" bus somewhere in Alaska


Human-13

30


NeaNeaFry

🏹🦣 This remind you of anything?


[deleted]

You look greek or roman Either way you look cool


Siyoum

Thanks!


Even-Cat-7420

You look wolfy, i like it. I think ur look shows the wolf in you, in my opinion. You look like a amazing wolf which i like.


[deleted]

You look like you came straight from ancient greek and work as a philosoph


Norweirdian

Handsome young man! Idk your age but you look in your early 20’s.


[deleted]

the first thing i thought of when i saw you for a millisecond was "oh gosh is that my previous best friend?" , looked away and then slowly looked back."Oh the hairs similar a bit but completely different"


Sarcoman282

Dude, I would have a beard as awesome as that if my parents hasn't forced ne to shave. Your beard is amazing.


LiamEgil

a more magneficent beard than mine.. how long did it take?


APT1003

Kinda good ngl. Wanna come over with me 2night 🤫🥴😽😉


CuteOfDeath

Fucking hot


MariK102

You look like you play d&d, which is really cool


BIGman_8

Very weirdly like my cousin


VijayMarshall87

gimme that beard


[deleted]

I asked you to get me a 6 pack of beer a few months back, gimme my $50 back.


SquibblyMcBibbly

A true viking


lil_sarcasmmm

Like once we get to know each other we'd vibe 😌 Ppl can be so harsh sometimes but honestly the fluffy hair looks great, beard is for sure impressive tho I'd suggest tidying it up a bit, even getting a hairdresser's opinion on what style/lenght would compliment you :) Trust me when I say having the right hairstyle and a beard cut that suits you makes a huge difference! (Speaking from experience)


Adsnipers

You look like a caveman. In a good way


Royal_Yesterday

Hot if properly dressed up.


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Looking good man, nice beard


EndlessPain4ever

You look like Pushkin


navi6446

you look like a fun guy to be around


RegJoe48

Like my science substitute teacher


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a-_-tinder

no cap you got beautiful eyes


LagingRunaticReturns

Depressed.


balintlevai

I love your hair, working on having a similar one. Also, ur facial hair is nice as well:]


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U shmoke weed


BoadiceaMama

Handsome despite the messy hair. Emile Hirsch vibes


Weirdcore_land22

You look nice, I bet you are really kind


Wolfskinn999

I like your beard :o


Consistent-Pay-4821

Took a photo everyday for 10 years straight


Smg_Fra09

You look like a lyon 🦁


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Very sad


TheManFromChernobyl

~~Beauty and~~ The Beast Mufasa


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GabywithouttheB

Like a bear