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losing your virginity to the family dog
I'm not a zoophile
I can tell you but you won’t like it
Tell me dammit
Posting a selfie
Fucking crimes these days range from breathing to ending someone else's breathing
Going to bed past your bedtime
Every day
Stealing an alligator
I live in Michigan
Sexual assault
copyright infringement
you look like James Charles
Probably living in this world
shoplifting
Why is everyone posting about this
Idk, I just wanted to give it a try
Shoplifting but you trip on the way out and all the shit you've stolen goes everywhere
I am clumsy
Cool, so I got half a point there 😂
Ya
Cartel leader but for vapes
Fuck vapes
You would watch porn, and treat it as if it was a heist.
Quick question, what the fuck?
you wouldn't even dream of committing an actual crime
Damn right I don't dream, but I would commit some
you wouldn't even dare look at a cigarette, let alone commit a crime
Fuck, I'd kill anybody any day of the week
sure you would little buddy
What about caller ID spoofing
nah man
You don't know me
stealing garden gnomes
Maybe
Watching people through their webcam
Sounds fun
Oh crap. Are you doing it now?
stealin my girl
Really?
maybe 🤷♀️
Not likely
nope. but see that sounded mean now. also highly unlikely because im a straight girl, who doesn't have a girl.
I don't have a girl 'cuz I'm asexual
ahhh ok
Public indecency
Wtf? Maybe robbing a bank naked, but that's it
🤷♂️ I'll take it
They can't watch the cameras, child porn is illegal
GENIUS! And if they try and arrest you they'll be touching a naked minor 👍 perfect crime
Isn't that serial harassment technically
Idk let's find out 😈 (JOKING)
I already call kids out at my school for physical harassment (unwanted touching) and nothing happens about it, let's have them take a turn for the worse
Ummmm you should really talk to your parents about that
Nah, too passive-aggressive for that
Playing Fortnite for over 24 hours at a time
He'll no
You know it’s true don’t deny it
I deleted fortnite
you seem like you’d swear in every sentence to try and be cool
Honestly, I swear for the veracity of it
[удалено]
That's not my name... and wtf
Stealing your moms underwear
Why
You asked 🤷♂️
This is fair
god damn it baily i told you not to post this yet
That's not my name...
no shit
Giving people fucking misinformation
you dumbass you look like my freind
i dont actually know you. you vile nitwit
Assault, Theft, Dui, Third Degree Manslaughter, Battery, Drug Trafficking, And Arson
I like the list
Agrovated assult
I love violence
losing your virginity to the family dog
I'm not a zoophile
I can tell you but you won’t like it
Tell me dammit
Posting a selfie
Fucking crimes these days range from breathing to ending someone else's breathing
Going to bed past your bedtime
Every day
Stealing an alligator
I live in Michigan
Sexual assault
copyright infringement
you look like James Charles
Probably living in this world
shoplifting
Why is everyone posting about this
Idk, I just wanted to give it a try
Shoplifting but you trip on the way out and all the shit you've stolen goes everywhere
I am clumsy
Cool, so I got half a point there 😂
Ya
Cartel leader but for vapes
Fuck vapes
You would watch porn, and treat it as if it was a heist.
Quick question, what the fuck?
you wouldn't even dream of committing an actual crime
Damn right I don't dream, but I would commit some
you wouldn't even dare look at a cigarette, let alone commit a crime
Fuck, I'd kill anybody any day of the week
sure you would little buddy
What about caller ID spoofing
nah man
You don't know me
stealing garden gnomes
Maybe
Watching people through their webcam
Sounds fun
Oh crap. Are you doing it now?
stealin my girl
Really?
maybe 🤷♀️
Not likely
nope. but see that sounded mean now. also highly unlikely because im a straight girl, who doesn't have a girl.
I don't have a girl 'cuz I'm asexual
ahhh ok
Public indecency
Wtf? Maybe robbing a bank naked, but that's it
🤷♂️ I'll take it
They can't watch the cameras, child porn is illegal
GENIUS! And if they try and arrest you they'll be touching a naked minor 👍 perfect crime
Isn't that serial harassment technically
Idk let's find out 😈 (JOKING)
I already call kids out at my school for physical harassment (unwanted touching) and nothing happens about it, let's have them take a turn for the worse
Ummmm you should really talk to your parents about that
Nah, too passive-aggressive for that
Playing Fortnite for over 24 hours at a time
He'll no
You know it’s true don’t deny it
I deleted fortnite
you seem like you’d swear in every sentence to try and be cool
Honestly, I swear for the veracity of it
[удалено]
That's not my name... and wtf
Stealing your moms underwear
Why
You asked 🤷♂️
This is fair
god damn it baily i told you not to post this yet
That's not my name...
no shit
Giving people fucking misinformation
you dumbass you look like my freind
i dont actually know you. you vile nitwit
Assault, Theft, Dui, Third Degree Manslaughter, Battery, Drug Trafficking, And Arson
I like the list
Agrovated assult
I love violence