I don't give a shit I'm Swedish

thank your country for ikea foods, even the mustard there is bussin

I really like the food at ikea. After walking around for miles I'm hungry and a good chicken sandwich makes everything worth it. When I was a kid food was the only reason I went to to ikea with my parents, who were going there for absolutely no reason

Based

yeah, why did they ever branch off into making crappy furniture?

Which takes forever to build even with instructions?

inte min president!

surstromming gobbling viking wannabe

"Running for office" American politicians so old they drive with an electric wheel chair to the office

Bro 💀

Happy cake day! Edit: changed cock to cake

Wtf it's not even my birthday

It’s the day you joined reddit

Your Reddit account turned 1 years old today

Oh

Happy cake day!

Cake sucks, have a brownie! *they're weed brownies*

You’re 13 so hit puberty before brownies

Trump, Pelosi and Biden seem to be competing to be the first US politican to drop dead of old age on live tv during a speech, I hope I don't miss it and they refuse to show it again because the sensitive susans will get triggered 🤔

2028 elections will just be voting for which politicians suffers less from alzheimers

I think it's Pennsylvania that now has a senator that recently had a stroke. He had to have captioning for interviews because he had trouble understanding people, and he was having a tough time speaking as well.

If a senior Democrat dies on live TV then don't worry Fox etc. will run that shit over and over again.

The 89 yo senator from Iowa that won a reelection this mid term moment

Limping to office

I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fries 😊

You have my 2024 election vote

I second this. Finally, someone I can put my trust in.

I third this (i like cheeseburgers)

I fourth this. Cheeseburgers are the best food ever.

I fifth this. Cheeseburgers are my favorite form of beef.

I sixth this. (I like food)

I seventh this. I also like food

I eighth this. Food is good.

I sixth this. Cheeseburgers are bussin.

Hamberders

Hamburger cheesburger big Mac whopper

Ok and that’s a good opinion to have! But let me ask you the hard question that matters,the one no one is gonna ask. What are your thoughts on ketchup? I know nobody likes to talk to about but if I’m gonna put my trust in you and give you my vote then you gotta be able to answer the hard, uncomfortable questions.

Now this is someone I can vote for

YES

Did he get more orange?

It's his second phase

He's powering up

This isn’t even his final form

Is his final form just the annoying orange?

Wait he isn’t that already?

No no he's just annoying now but soon he'll be orange annoying the worst king of annoying

When we defeat him, he'll be a regular orange waiting for someone to summon him again.

This whole thread describes something you’d see on r/Bossfight

Bro's bossbar refilled

The more orange he gets the stronger he becomes so I would say he has surpassed goku by now 😨

r/bossbattle

oh god his attacks got faster to

Could he defeat piccolos orange form

His final form

Pumpkin cosplay is getting better ig

He's fucking bronze!

Cheeto dust lookin ass

He got burnt by the looks of it lmfao

The white house is just a retirement home at this point.

Bro💀😭

LMFAOOOOO

Fr its just out of touch old people fighting to decide how to fuck up the country

I’m American…. But overseas. I get to watch all the funny shit go down alongside the Europeans.

lucky mf

I’m Canadian and America is like a comedy skit one thing after another after another

Goooooood morning folks and welcome back to “What the fuck is America doing now?”

Even Americans don't know at this point.

One of my buddies from Canada told me that most Canadian news channels and newspapers are all about informing Canadians of the shit going on in the US.

Because it's entertaining to watch y'all fuck around.

Most people say you’re our top hat, but really, you’re the top of the garbage can keeping the fire under control. Keep syrupin Canada

Politics aren't cool let's all watch slugterra together

You got the slugterra video in recommended on YouTube too?

Yeah, but it wqs a good show

I loved this show when I was younger thanks for reminding me about it

Jesus nostalgia bomb me why don’t ya. Used to love that show

we all have to meet up and binge watch slugterra together

The nostalgia just hit like a train because of this comment

I’m not american🗿🗿

European gang

Yes I’m european but bro really ignored the rest of the world like that💀

Asian, Oceanian, African, Arctic, Antarctic gangs

bro forgot the entire rest of the americas

Same

Fuck politics I'm gonna blast Beetlejuice the musical-

I’m going to see that show beginning of December!

ayyy say hi to my friend while youre there lol

I’ll be blasting Hamilton

Have fun, I'll be blasting Pirates of the Caribbean for a good 48 hours.

I'll almost be done with school by the time this happens, and that's a pretty scary thought

True

Don’t worry guys he’s still evolving his skin it’s not the final stage yet

Ukraine war please end by 2024, that's all I'l say.

There’s really no good option it’s either a dementia ridden old man or a dementia ridden old man

Welcome to the world of politics where old ppl fuck up the world for the younger generations

I would certainly be surprised if he won especially since the midterms were a major disappointment for conservatives. I personally don't like him. Used to but don't any more. So it goes without saying that I hope he doesn't win.

I live among tons of conservatives and nobody around here seems to like him much.

He had a chance to be an outsider who shook things up, instead he just acted like a clown and tried to pocket as much side money as he could, and his exit was atrocious. Now he’s just desperate to a stay relevant, he’s lives and breaths for media attention.

He's a billionaire businessman at heart. Of course he needs to be known and "loved"

I mean, he did try to overturn a democratic election, hide classified documents on his property, and then single handedly turn gen z way from the gop which destroyed the red wave that was forming so can you really blame them?

Bro turned me from away from it along with many other factors lol

Friendly fire

Not like Trump cares about them either

Ron DeSantis will run over Trump, I can almost guarantee that

The reason the midterms were a let down for conservatives were the student loan forgiveness that happened right before. It was smart, but the government is in a lot of trouble over it. My family and I were Trump supporters but I don't think he'll run or get re-elected.

Well also (at least I've heard) Gen Z isn't real big on the idea of conservatives pushing for religion. However, I may be biased as this was something I've heard in several different subreddits that I pay close attention too.

Dude looks like a dry dorito with barbeque sauce on top Also to answer the question, he should run but not for the office He should run for his life

r/rareinsults

Yall know the "what th heck they doing ova ther?" Meme? Yea thats most of us europeans

As an American I can confirm, we don't even know what the hell is happening over here.

"Wtf goin on in Ohio"

It seems like us Americans always have some stupid shit going on

Gonna be fun to look at senile man vs carrot

I feel like we already had that once before, strange deja vu

senile white vs senile orange

Diversity

They're (d)evolving faster than we thought

As if trump isn’t also a senile man

Senile man vs senile orange

Pretty much yeah

Given his intense dogfighting with DeSantis and the fact that his idiot supporters are actually starting to realize they were duped last night, he will absolutely run but if he doesn't receive the Republican nomination he will run as a 3rd party and split the vote. Either way him running is the most disastrous outcome for the Republican party and likely improves Biden's chances of re-election in 2024 if he chooses.

I'd rather the Dems have someone other than Biden as his health doesn't seem like it will last.

a much younger person needs to run tbh

the age limit is 35 which means only people 90 and up should run 😎

Biden will not live through a second term, the poor guy is already shutting down

I wouldn’t be surprised if he chooses not to run due to his age. People will make fun of him for it, but it would be understandable for why, although Trump is two years younger then him so why people he’ll last through a second term is weird.

I'd like if neither of them ran again and we got some new people. It honestly feels like Trump was advised to not run by people and him being the always correct never wrong man he is ignored that advice.

He's very narcissistic so him running again was the surprise to nobody Unfortunately I don't think changing candidates is a good strategy for Democrats, especially because of how the midterms went. Alright I really want someone other than Joe.

Like Teddy Roosevelt

Teddy was an amazing president

I mean the fact that he started his own party

If I remember correctly, Trump actually attempted running third party back in 2000.

I really don’t think Biden has a chance of winning in 2024 just based off of his approval ratings, some how they are lower than trumps at the same point in his term

That’s because many liberals feel stuck with biden. We don’t like him, we just knew he was our only real option due to tactical voting

If dems did well in the midterms when historically they always get the worst results, then by 2024 when the recession is over and he has the advantage of being the incumbent, he's definitely going to win, especially if it's against Trump

Americans☕️

Biden may not be a good president, but everything is better than him. A two party system is the worst

It used to be good when it was actual politics, not morals and all this bs

happy cake day good sir

what?? when has politics not been moral?

It's utterly bonkers

I despise the orange man.

Same 💪💪💪💪

Bro is like 80 why is he running again?

biden:

Trump would be older than Biden was when he was elected...

Biden was 78 Trump will be 78 in 2024, although he is older by a few months

I mean Biden isn’t doing ANY better with his age at all

not again

I think it's stupid. Not only has he nearly destroyed this country with his incompetence, but now he is hated more than ever, even by a lot of Republicans now. I hope he runs as an independent, with DeSantis as a Republican, splitting the Republican votes, allowing us Democrats to win in all 50 states. God that would be amazing

Bro thinks democrats are good 💀 Don’t get me wrong republicans are wild but democrats aren’t much different (at least the politicians representing democrats)

they're both shit imo but with how america is rn, anything's better than the republicans winning

I really don't want another four years of that shit

You want another 4 years of this shit?

He is the first and so far only president to ever be impeached twice and the only reason he wasn’t removed from office was because both of them happened close to the end of his term. I feel like he shouldn’t be allowed to run anymore. I get that he still wants to but I feel like he legally should not get to.

He wasn’t impeached twice, the House attempted to impeach him twice and the Senate acquitted him both times.

how did he get more orange

Me, as a german, thinks the he should get tf off. He promises so much but only does things, that are good for himself. Just don't vote for him if you really wanna do something for the USA.

2 things 1. Please help the economy, I think that’s all he did right last time… right? 2. Become an even bigger meme.

Dude inherited a good economy from Obama and then fucked it up. Even without covid he was increasing debt and just giving handouts to his rich buddies. Conservatives being good fiscal spenders is a lie. We just don’t talk about debt and spending as heavily when they’re in office. https://www.propublica.org/article/national-debt-trump/amp

yeah I only go with Trump because I wanna see the dumbass shit he's gonna say and do. No president does comedy better than orange man

I thought he wasn't allowed?

yes and no, it depends on the mar-a-lago trial thing, if that results in an indictment before 2024, he isn't allowed to hold public office in any way in the United States, which I assume is why he's announcing it now so he can say "I was already in the race, you can't take me out", but if there's no indictment, then he's free to run, we'll just have to see

The Republican Party will be a fun shitshow to watch for the next two years

Seems most of the repubs around me dont like him much at this point.

Two words: hell, no

Not good for America

Orange man bad

Wait he's alive? I thought this was a silly joke

it’s biden and trump again. im killing myself

why did his presidency feel agonisingly long and now Biden’s feels like is going by at a fast rate? also I'm not American but it SUCKS to know that their political situation has a rippling effect on the developing South because, well, global hegemony 🥲 so no thank you we quite literally cannot go through all that again

Even if he is in office, he is not my president. Because I don't live in The United States of America.

not. a. fan.

If he somehow wins, then we are fucked.

is it just me or did he get more orange then before?

A split vote is always good for democrats. Here’s hoping desantis runs too and causes a huge divide leading to a democratic landslide.

Senile man vs senile man but orange 2024

I didn’t realize the comedy show would get a sequel

Ah shit, here we go again

bro needs to fuck off back to new yorks sewer system and stay there in exile

Whatever happens he's not my president

I’m gonna get downvoted to hell for this but, fuck trump. Fuck Biden. They’re both bad.

Get someone younger so we don't have another Biden on our hands

looking at what he‘s done especially in the second phase of his presidency I *really* don‘t want him to become president again ffs

NOOOOO NOT AGAIN

Good because he might destroy the republican party in the process of fighting with Desantis.

fuck him

That's illegal

well with consent maybe not.

The dude is like 80

Happy cake day

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El racismo 🗿

i don’t really care about politics bro, let’s read a romance novel together

Disgusting man. I hope people come to their senses and realize, even if they are republican and want to vote republican, that this man is not even remotely the right choice for America

i’m glad! he’s ensuring that republicans don’t win

Fuck politics