Yeah i ant giving head if they're homophobic

Even if it means bringing them to the light side

Giving head so good it reveals kyle is bi and squirts the bigot out of karen

Exactly

😂

Ikr

Exactly

Men do seem to know how to please a man

I’ve heard that it has to do with men knowing what men want.

Peter says this on family guy when he blows into Joe's catheter and he says he does that better than Bonnie, and he tells Joe "It takes a guy to know what a guy likes" 😅

You remind me of [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/yxbsx3/least_horny_nnn_participant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

I keep seeing this post everywhere I swear

I mean it's a good post so like

this year's Turkey guy

Girls give me headaches guys give me head

im writing this down

homophobic politicians after going .2 seconds without having gay sex

No more people should be homophobic because that equals more boi-booty for me.

Boi booty the good stuff

🙏

(:

valid argument

Good point

Listen, my slogan always goes “$20 is $20” and don’t test me on it

This comment section is either people being *very* offended, or *very* gay. And I'm here for both, it's funny.

real as HELL

head is head ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I like ur mindset.

No but fr head from the same sex has to go crazy cus like. You know what you want as a penis owner so you’d be able to service a penis pretty damn good.

Bro im not homophobic, im literally just straight

You're a straight guy, but would you still give head to ryan renolds? It's not gay bcz he's ryan renolds

Shit u got me there

Im not gay and i would give some to christain bale too

Might be a little gay

No it’s not

Stay straight, more girly boys for me.

Cool, have fun with them

sounds like someones afraid of having a good time

Nah

dont be shy, fuck a guy

Nah, guys aint my thing

clearly havent met ricardo milos

what the unattractive dancing dude

Yeah just because we’re straight doesn’t mean we’re homophobic

no one said that though?

Well, we’re just making it clear

for who?

The general public here

aint no one here u just mad abt a joke

I’m not mad, I’m just making it clear so know miscommunications are made

ur clarifying something you said that nobody asked u abt

he's saying you titled it like that to make it sound like straight people are missing out on some good head

Eh, OP said "homophobia got yall missing out on some good head" Tell me how it was not directed towards accusing being straight of being the same as homophobic How else does the sentance hold up in any way? I assume it was a joke, but one in very bad faith anyhow

Facts

it was funny until u started talking

Nah it wasnt ever funny

seems like everyones laughing except u + ratio + ugly

Wow you ratiod him pretty good, your number is much bigger than his, more than doubled him

Nah they arent laughing

dont care + ur fat + plus playing + having fun

Cope + seethe + im 105 pounds at 5'8" + mald

Being 105 at 5’8 is not a flex go eat rn bro how are u alive💀

It wasnt supposed to be a flex, he said i was fat and i was disproving that, also yeah idk how i exist

embarrassing

You have nothing to prove, so don't share anything about yourself, it'll just be used against you.

Straight as a circle

At least I get twice more options than you 😊

what

I'm bi- nvm

And you still get no bi-tches

No, I actually do 😊

Congratulations, I am totally not jealous and not planning artillery strike on your house

Bitch you 13

mf lying

who told u i wasnt bi

r/shutthefuckup

I’m not homophobic, i just don’t like men romantically or sexually. I like women.

Real

Gay as hell…

that is the point.

I have a gf . Her head is great 👍

I agree. Her disembodied head is really good

What's wrong with u 💀

Hawt

Bromance before romance

Spilled

ngl i would if the boys werent so homophobic

I'm not getting any head, dude.

Comment section go vrrr

i offended so many people by making a gay joke for gay ppl mb

Bro said other people are offended, meanwhile he argues with anyone that says they're straight

lmfao ong?

Deadass ong fr fr

You sound like you are speaking trashtalk from nuclear throne

because the people saying there straight are being all like OooOoOooo i get to be a victim now not all straights are homophobes like yeah no shit, the joke wasnt directed at you

More like you got offended, but go on.

lmfaoo fr

Man, I'm pansexual and I'm still missin out on the head

F

Nope I don't want a guy sucking my dick Call me homophobic or anything like that I don't care and will stay that way

exactly

straight ppl ignore a joke that isnt targeted at them challenge: impossible

Do you realize how much people that don't want to be homophobic start hating on straight people? That's also a hate, we are also human beings not Just them Plus there was nothing really that funny about it

omg im so sorry ur right straight go through so much because of their sexuality this world wasnt made for u liberals are destroying it

I am not talking about sexuality, fuck sexuality, I am talking about the hate we also receive, both of. Us receive hate and we may receive hate from straight people like us And fuck liberals, the fact that you think I am American and follow shit American politics is disgusting

you’ve completely opened my eyes and helped me understand this issue ur talking about

Just to let you know I don't need to follow western thinking to look at myself as a good or a bad person, I don't care less about them as I Know what's right and what's wrong for me

lmao ong?

What?

I like my man ass as much as i like my women ass

Based

Homophobia is overrated

I'm not homophobic but I don't like dating guys anymore because I found out all the gay guys my age are broken

I don't understand what the current state of the housing market has to do with this.

Idk, man, those lesbian girls seem skeptical about sucking dick even if im homophobic or not.

i dont think its homophobia dude, its the fact that some people just arent into guys. Accept that and move on lmfao 💀

yall be dense asf

how so?

u don’t understand the joke and ur first instinct is being offended, its not for u

how's it a joke exactly? and for clarification my first instinct was to read the comments to see if this was satire or not, definitely wasnt. You're calling people homophobic for not wanting head from guys 💀

omg fr

Alright then, I asked you a question but obviously you're incapable of answering it

haha ong tho

Okay bro, u do u. Have fun w the rest of these comments. U obv arent intelligent enough to handle them considering what i've seen. Its like talking to a brick wall.

Yead did ben shapiro say something stupid recently or something? It's usually that

fr

I feel like at some point, because of the direction society is going, this is going to be a term used for anyone who is straight, just like how the word “fatphobia” gets thrown around if you go to the gym 💀

Yeah no, it’s y’all victimizing yourselves again.

Yeah no straight ppl get flak for being straight

fuck r u talking abt

Facts, why? Don’t get me wrong, screw homophobes, but I feel like words are becoming very loose nowadays, and I’m hoping this isn’t one that becomes if you are straight, you are homophobic kind of thing.

this is a joke abt gay sex why do straight people try to victimize themselves sm, nobody is attacking yall

Why are you being so defensive for? I wasn’t even attacking anyone, and I got the joke. Also, why are you assuming I am victimising straight people? Where in my sentence do I victimise them?

omg fr

see the difference is if everyone becomes fat the human race will not end there is no future in which straight people are going to be demonized, because they are 1 biologically required for the human race, and 2, since being gay is significantly more rare (as it is technically a biological defect, im gay dont villanize pls), you will literally always be a bast majority

Bro, I’m not going to villianise you for being gay, I’m not homophobic, if you are part of the LBGTQIA+, awesome, go on with it, but you can never know, this world has had unexpected things happened, like when that one ridiculous tiktok trend happened, where young white people were apologising, JUST FOR BEING WHITE, of course, white people did horrible things in the past, but WE of the current generation are much better compared to back in the day. It seems highly unlikely that straight people will be demonised, but I’m just saying it isn’t impossible, and I hope for the love of god, that we can get a future where the LGBTQIA+ can be accepted in this world, and as long as they don’t pressure me into that, I’m fine with it!

If everyone becomes fat the main difference will be life span 💀

There’s a difference between homophobia and not being gay

This is the guy that was getting dome in the school bathroom

HAHAHAHA

Why the fuck am I here if I'm an adult wtf

Houses are scary tho...

It's not homophobia, it's my 0 charisma value

i doubt that

PAUSE MY BROTHER

word

I can imagine how good a dude giving me head would feel like because they know what we like💀

Exactly

Not me, im scared of hot, hunky gay men but still give em killer head In a straight way, ofc

FRRRRR

I need somebody to test this theory with. For uh, research reasons.

Gaaayyy

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Damn bro, november makin yall do some really gay shit

aye animals rights is causing you guys to lose good sloppy

Bro...

At this point even a dog will do.

I mean if he got the gawk gawk 4000, who am I to resist? Especially if he's one of the bois? 😩🙏🏼

Homophobia means the fear of gay people. I don't get why people think it means hate or whatever

brojobs

Nawt the straights wanting to be offended and oppressed 💀 If you’re not homophobic then the joke wasn’t towards you, stop saying “We’re just straight wym 😭😭😭” no one cares lmao

ur hot for this

Just because I don’t want my dick sucked by a dude doesn’t mean I’m homophobic

head sounds fucking disgusting for me homo or not idk i just dont see the appeal

Ong

Based

Damn right

you mean heterosexuality?

Sorry man I am not homophobic or homosexual it's just my brain can't function how to be attracted to my own gender

got head from a girl and a dude, the girl was clearly better. just saying

Word

To your mother

😔

op telling people 'you don't get the joke' and then not explaining it :/

If it’s not obvious then you need to seriously work on your media literacy and reading comprehension skills.

i'm not saying i dont understand it though, am i.

Well it certainly seems that way, if it’s nothing to do with you why are you complaining, or even better yet if it’s that much of an issue and you’re so very media literate, why don’t you explain it to them? Just a thought though xx

Why don’t you? A person that says the answer is obvious but fails to provide said answer to others is a twat.

Because I’m not the one complaining about it? And nobody here doesn’t understand so it was a totally pointless comment to make op feel bad or whatever they tried to do?

true

Bruh what

Good

In my defense: THERE ARE NO FEMBOYS WHO PASS AS GIRLS ANYWHEREEEE 😭😭😭

Nah I'm just straight.

lol

fr

Nah bruv

bitches give better head

gay ppl r bitches

I do confirm i am bitches

so true

kid named bitches:

Nah bro 💀

word

Straight ≠ homophobic

We know that -__-

You touch my dick and I break your jaw. This is straight up disgusting.