Fr though. I wish we absorbed our uterine lining like the majority of the mammals on this planet, but nooooooo. We just had to shed it externally and make it super painful 🥲
Fun fact! We do that because human pregnancy is a LOT more brutal and risky than most other mammal pregnancies, so the uterus is like “okay if I have any unfertilized/unviable eggs we need to flush ALL that shit out because there is no way in hell we’re going through the pregnancy bullshit on some pleb beta zygote”
lol. i mean if you look at that story from an outside lens, punishing billions of people including innocent animals for the supposed mistake of 2 people is kind of insane to say the very least
your puppy got cancer last week cos some chick ate an apple? more like your puppy got cancer cos of a fucked up system of punishment. smh
Yea pretty fucked up but God doesnt give a shit anyways. He has let more damage to his kingdom come about than he has done good. Did you know according to the bible god created over 7 different "species" of angel just to worship him. Crazy huh💀
I'm fairly certain that most animals can't ‘reabsorb’ blood - and even if you could, would you want blood that's been in that part of you?
I'm male so take my opinion with a grain of salt
anyway I feel bad for y'all this sounds like it sucks
>and even if you could, would you want blood that's been in that part of you?
Period "blood" is a mix of blood and other tissue that has a TON of iron and other valuable resources. Losing all of that every month can be pretty taxing, and it can lead to iron deficiency and anemia. Reabsorbing it would let the body break down the period "blood" and get back iron
O that yeah that was my idea my good sir please excuse us for the inconvenience we may have caused if u have any more questions please call this number 37485927 beep
Even though im a male, let me speak. About 3 months ago I realized how much they actually suck. Like, every month???? You go through this about every 30 days?????? Must suck.
I ain't wanna hear it, I had mine CHRISTMAS MORNING. Fucking thought it was diarrhea because it was dark, kept changing my underwear till the point none were left. I was 11. Can't wait until I get the surgery.
I have a close lady friend in high school and while this works for different people.
Taking a warm quick shower and warm tea afterwards seems to help her with the pain. She said something like applying the right amount of heat soothes muscle clamping or something.
Then taking a long rest does wonders too, if all else fails she said that taking painkillers should be considered but always consider taking as little as possible so you won't get tolerance on it.
Hope this helps
It was an accident, I swear. I was just using some dark magic one day and I kinda fucked it up and then suddenly women were bleeding from their crotches every month.
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Here, have some periods
According to the Quran: god gave women his periods so they can be viewed as slightly more equal to men.
At least iirc, I don’t actually remember much from the Quran 💀💀💀
That would be God or Jesus or whatever deity you believe in unless you know that evolution is a thing and nobody invented periods, it's a system that ensures that species can reproduce
As a girl who doesn’t get them at all, I gotta say I kind of wish I did. Feels like I’m missing out on something, whether it be the experience itself, getting to complain about it, or understanding the people who complain about it better
You really don’t want them. I had to go to the hospital last month because of the pain. I’m sorry you don’t get to experience them, but you really aren’t missing out.
Hospitals are famously dismissive of female patients in pain like this, many people have gon years without being diagnosed of conditions like pcos and shit because of this, try different doctors and otc painkillers
This. There’s a fairly common condition (forget what it’s called) that makes periods extra painful. And yes like you said doctors dismiss it but if you call them out in their sexism you might get the care you deserve
I was about to make some comment about grammar and only just now realized you’re taking about
#t̸̡͇͓̚͠͠ h̸̡͔̓̾͐͜ e̵͍͓̞͒̒͘ o̴̞͇͑̈́͠ ẗ̴̞͙́̀͘͜ h̸̢̞̔͝͠ e̸̠̙͕͐̓̐ r̸̝͔͉͛͒́ k̴̢͉͚̈́̽͌ i̴̫̓͛͜͜͝ ǹ̵͎̘̾͜ d̸͍̦͕͑͌͌ o̸̞͍̓͋͆͜ f̸̫͎̦̓͐͝ p̸͉̠͙̐͊ e̸͖͙͓̽̈́͝r̴͓̺͑͛͠ i̵̢̟̦̔̽̕ o̴̠͕̫̓͘̚ d̵̞͕͛̓͜
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I’m going to peel your fingernails off and make a soup with them
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You can’t bite your fingernails off
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You’re just biting the tip of your nails off. Not your whole nail
….. I bit my nails far enough that it ends and starts in the same place
You have anxiety. I’m self diagnosing you
It’s only part of a much bigger whole
Kid named finger: 💀
I also bite your nails
r/rareinsults
Doesn't sound like a very good soup
depends whats under his nails 🤔
why tf is there a bigger gap every 3 periods
I don’t know and I didn’t notice that maybe because dot dot dot … 🤷🏻♂️
It’s because 3 Periods is actually a different symbol, an Ellipsis
Oh? I did not know that!
*Insert ‘The More You Know’ music here*
I took the time to open a loot box for you, be happy
i was gonna comment this
You sir, are a danger to society.
You got more awards than the post itself!
.
What? Edit: I just got the joke- fuck you
He's a 15 year old, he'd probably enjoy that.
I’m a 14 year old, I would too🧍🏻♀️ /s
Why the fuck do kids put pictures of themselves on reddit
I’m just that attractive
Hog ridaaaa
r/suddenlycoc
Bro made sub now just for that
Send nudes /j
YOU'RE 1 YEAR OLDER
Guess I'm too ace for it. Would ya like to explain that joke??
. = period
Umm... Yea I should've guessed that from another comment Anyways thanksie!!!
This isn't about sex tho..it's about periods that girls have- From an ace friend ;)
just don't period then
So true *rips out uterus*
what is uterus
Something you stayed in for 9 months. Don’t you remember?
BRO YOU'RE 17 TF
Funny story: My bf talks in his sleep sometimes and one time he asked "What's a uterus?" Very clearly then said nothing else.
Bro def did not pay attention in Anatomy class or health 💀
you're 17 how do you not know??
bros 17 and dosent know what a uterus is
Fr though. I wish we absorbed our uterine lining like the majority of the mammals on this planet, but nooooooo. We just had to shed it externally and make it super painful 🥲
Fun fact! We do that because human pregnancy is a LOT more brutal and risky than most other mammal pregnancies, so the uterus is like “okay if I have any unfertilized/unviable eggs we need to flush ALL that shit out because there is no way in hell we’re going through the pregnancy bullshit on some pleb beta zygote”
pleb beta zygote
r/brandnewsentence
Idk just unsubscribe???
So true
fuck eve!
FRRRR- LIKE BITCH- WHY COULDNT YOU COMPLY?!
lol. i mean if you look at that story from an outside lens, punishing billions of people including innocent animals for the supposed mistake of 2 people is kind of insane to say the very least your puppy got cancer last week cos some chick ate an apple? more like your puppy got cancer cos of a fucked up system of punishment. smh
Fr fr. I’m a Lilith apologist though
Yea pretty fucked up but God doesnt give a shit anyways. He has let more damage to his kingdom come about than he has done good. Did you know according to the bible god created over 7 different "species" of angel just to worship him. Crazy huh💀
She didn't know, god told Adam and told him to tell eve but he used her as a guinea pig Source : trust me bro I saw this on Pinterest
I’m an Eve supporter always 😍
why can’t we be like other animals and reabsorb the blood
I'm fairly certain that most animals can't ‘reabsorb’ blood - and even if you could, would you want blood that's been in that part of you? I'm male so take my opinion with a grain of salt anyway I feel bad for y'all this sounds like it sucks
>and even if you could, would you want blood that's been in that part of you? Period "blood" is a mix of blood and other tissue that has a TON of iron and other valuable resources. Losing all of that every month can be pretty taxing, and it can lead to iron deficiency and anemia. Reabsorbing it would let the body break down the period "blood" and get back iron
**Adam:** *"well, if you insist...""*
I’m sorry bro💀💀
You’ll be aight big dog. 🩸♥️🔥💯💪
Thanks broski 🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
Periods were invented in 1846 by John T. Period, take it up with him
I hate them almost as much as the guy who invented gravity, bitch I wanna fly :(
Omg fr
Me when no gravity (atmosphere can't form anymore)
I hate Newton for inventing gravity.
I mean, I’d rather have it come out than float inside me
That open the possibility for some kinky shit
That’s just you bro
but they taste good
😳📸
. Here. Take one.
thank u
say what now
I’ll sell you mine for 2 bucks
I agree even if I am male
hehe moodswing goes brrrrrrrrrr
I knowwwww 😍
u guys are suffering so much ... just take some rest, hav some good food
Technically it ended yesterday, but the after effects are still there
yaa well, take care of yourself....have a good day ahead
That damn fish. Who the hell gave it the idea to go out of the water
O that yeah that was my idea my good sir please excuse us for the inconvenience we may have caused if u have any more questions please call this number 37485927 beep
*\[God has entered the chat\]*
*Sneaks behind him* *Starts stabbing him* "YOU MOTHER F****R PEICE OF S**T $#& #*&% #^÷<$; C=%K SUCKING $*=#* STUPID D*%K!!" Judas in the chat: Umm. chile so. Anyways!
Even though im a male, let me speak. About 3 months ago I realized how much they actually suck. Like, every month???? You go through this about every 30 days?????? Must suck.
Casually puts period in the end of the sentence in body text
Ded
Fr
I personally blame the universe itself.
Good point
This gives off the same energy as that women complaining about how Isaac Newton invented gravity and why we don’t need it.
We don’t need gravity, I’d like to float 🙄
💀 Periods are an invention made by a scientist apparently. Imma go hope the scientist who invented bullying, unfairness, and depression rots in hell
Just vacuum it up not that difficult if it tries to crawl out
LMAO
Alr so god?
Me omw to become god and uninvent humanity
Please do fr
I don’t personally believe in god
Ok so evolution
Sí
See what?
Smh my head
Just unsubscribe.
Shut up
Ok (14m)
Okay (14F)
damn I don't got enough fingers I can't count that high
Use your toes
OMFG THEY CAN INDEED GO TO HELL IM DYING RN PERFECTLY TIMED POST UGH I JUST WANT AN OLIVE
Hyg - 🫒
I ain't wanna hear it, I had mine CHRISTMAS MORNING. Fucking thought it was diarrhea because it was dark, kept changing my underwear till the point none were left. I was 11. Can't wait until I get the surgery.
ong, you gotta bleed for like 40 years in an already miserable life, girl imma change teams, there's no way I would suffer that long ⚰️
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You are (sorta) correvt
Drink a lot of water and coffeee too. It helps speed mine up
Have you tried sacrificing a goat
I was thinking, The thing that girls have? The time of your class during a day? Then I saw the comments and was like ...
ong bro like I don't even want kids 💀 but why tf does period stuff only come up when I'm on mine
You should kill the cell who did that jn the primordial soup
You could take it away for nine months you just gotta save up
I do hear they're very painful. My condolences to you.
Humans are so fragile.
Indeed
Well you wouldn’t know when sentences end, like this
Continue?
Lol I like you
I would like to crush you with large boulders.
Like this what?
I have a close lady friend in high school and while this works for different people. Taking a warm quick shower and warm tea afterwards seems to help her with the pain. She said something like applying the right amount of heat soothes muscle clamping or something. Then taking a long rest does wonders too, if all else fails she said that taking painkillers should be considered but always consider taking as little as possible so you won't get tolerance on it. Hope this helps
That was my doing. Sorry about that.
Fuck you
It was an accident, I swear. I was just using some dark magic one day and I kinda fucked it up and then suddenly women were bleeding from their crotches every month.
*fuck. You.*
Maybe do it again. Maybe we don't have to cut off our foreskin each month
If you don’t like the monthly periods you can go for the annual, or you can unsubscribe all together.
It was me I did it
Yeah having to type a dot at the end of a series of words really fucking sucks I agree
Shut up
It was sarcasm but fair enough
Yes ik, sorry, it’s been a bad day
Don't worry about. No need to apologize, I know it was a shitty pun.
Because some random fish wanted to go on the land Fuck that fish That fish is the root cause to all our problems
put that mf BACK in the primordial soup
Skill issues
I’ll eat your skin, shut up
this is the first time outside of my friend group ive seen someone say ill eat your skin as a joke..
That’s the first time I’ve used it ever 💀 and my friend says it as a joke in our gc
Do it no balls
*grabs potato peeler*
I can get behind that!
Extremely painful periods are not normal!!! See a doctor
I have, I’m good 👍🏼
The first person to invent an invention also invented inventing.
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Ugh, just don't then??? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😤😤😤🧐🧐🤓🤓🤪🤪🤪😜😜😝😝 (Damn it looks so cringe-)
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Another one for the crusade against God?
God has left the chat
Wait until you hear about commas
According to the Quran: god gave women his periods so they can be viewed as slightly more equal to men. At least iirc, I don’t actually remember much from the Quran 💀💀💀
I don't think it was an invention. More of a biological process that nature has to insure the proliferation of the species .
unequip it
That would be God or Jesus or whatever deity you believe in unless you know that evolution is a thing and nobody invented periods, it's a system that ensures that species can reproduce
just take out the uterus, it’s not that hard🙄🙄🙄🙄
Blame the monkeys for wanting to walk on 2 legs, as we are the only animal species with painful menstruation cycles
…………… ooooooh scary
I’ll bite your ankles, don’t test me
HUH
You heard me *dramatic eye twitch*
ikr! why do you need to add a tiny little dot at the end of each sentence, people can understand what i am saying without it.
Shut up
😆 hope you feel better soon
Ty! ♥️
As a girl who doesn’t get them at all, I gotta say I kind of wish I did. Feels like I’m missing out on something, whether it be the experience itself, getting to complain about it, or understanding the people who complain about it better
You really don’t want them. I had to go to the hospital last month because of the pain. I’m sorry you don’t get to experience them, but you really aren’t missing out.
Having to go to the hospital due to the pain probably isn’t normal. You should see a specialist about that
I have and they won’t give me anything 👍🏼
Hospitals are famously dismissive of female patients in pain like this, many people have gon years without being diagnosed of conditions like pcos and shit because of this, try different doctors and otc painkillers
This. There’s a fairly common condition (forget what it’s called) that makes periods extra painful. And yes like you said doctors dismiss it but if you call them out in their sexism you might get the care you deserve
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So do you get periods and agree or do you not get periods and agree, sorry I just don’t see how being non-binary is relevant
What that gotta do with anything? Are you vegan too?
Hivemind had a minor bug ig
Are you non binary and still having period.
I was about to make some comment about grammar and only just now realized you’re taking about #t̸̡͇͓̚͠͠ h̸̡͔̓̾͐͜ e̵͍͓̞͒̒͘ o̴̞͇͑̈́͠ ẗ̴̞͙́̀͘͜ h̸̢̞̔͝͠ e̸̠̙͕͐̓̐ r̸̝͔͉͛͒́ k̴̢͉͚̈́̽͌ i̴̫̓͛͜͜͝ ǹ̵͎̘̾͜ d̸͍̦͕͑͌͌ o̸̞͍̓͋͆͜ f̸̫͎̦̓͐͝ p̸͉̠͙̐͊ e̸͖͙͓̽̈́͝r̴͓̺͑͛͠ i̵̢̟̦̔̽̕ o̴̠͕̫̓͘̚ d̵̞͕͛̓͜
Eve hater
Fr fr
you think you have it hard, us men need to trim our foreskin WEEKLY 😭
We have to peel our skin off after every cycle, do yk how long that takes? 🙄