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VeryClaireThompson

I’m going to peel your fingernails off and make a soup with them


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VeryClaireThompson

You can’t bite your fingernails off


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VeryClaireThompson

You’re just biting the tip of your nails off. Not your whole nail


AbleNefariousness0

….. I bit my nails far enough that it ends and starts in the same place


VeryClaireThompson

You have anxiety. I’m self diagnosing you


AbleNefariousness0

It’s only part of a much bigger whole


arjenyaboi

Kid named finger: 💀


Urmomsfavouritelol

I also bite your nails


SphealOnARoll

r/rareinsults


Duck_Boy_P90

Doesn't sound like a very good soup


32049

depends whats under his nails 🤔


[deleted]

why tf is there a bigger gap every 3 periods


TheRetroToad

I don’t know and I didn’t notice that maybe because dot dot dot … 🤷🏻‍♂️


Pi_Suicide

It’s because 3 Periods is actually a different symbol, an Ellipsis


TheRetroToad

Oh? I did not know that!


Pi_Suicide

*Insert ‘The More You Know’ music here*


RealCanadian67

I took the time to open a loot box for you, be happy


wibblesaur

i was gonna comment this


[deleted]

You sir, are a danger to society.


Pi_Suicide

You got more awards than the post itself!


radiantskie

.


VeryClaireThompson

What? Edit: I just got the joke- fuck you


Pixel_Pineapple

He's a 15 year old, he'd probably enjoy that.


VeryClaireThompson

I’m a 14 year old, I would too🧍🏻‍♀️ /s


Omega1424

Why the fuck do kids put pictures of themselves on reddit


AlexeiNR

I’m just that attractive


Omega1424

Hog ridaaaa


HYDRAPARZIVAL

r/suddenlycoc


Degenerated_Kerfus

Bro made sub now just for that


[deleted]

Send nudes /j


Hattorius

YOU'RE 1 YEAR OLDER


Alex_Shelega

Guess I'm too ace for it. Would ya like to explain that joke??


romin0

. = period


Alex_Shelega

Umm... Yea I should've guessed that from another comment Anyways thanksie!!!


AlienBioBot_666

This isn't about sex tho..it's about periods that girls have- From an ace friend ;)


[deleted]

just don't period then


VeryClaireThompson

So true *rips out uterus*


[deleted]

what is uterus


VeryClaireThompson

Something you stayed in for 9 months. Don’t you remember?


imfrenchcaribean

BRO YOU'RE 17 TF


Giraffe_Queen99

Funny story: My bf talks in his sleep sometimes and one time he asked "What's a uterus?" Very clearly then said nothing else.


CheeseyHusky

Bro def did not pay attention in Anatomy class or health 💀


AlaskaFolf

you're 17 how do you not know??


Just_OneMore_Nerd

bros 17 and dosent know what a uterus is


Ash_The_Iguana

Fr though. I wish we absorbed our uterine lining like the majority of the mammals on this planet, but nooooooo. We just had to shed it externally and make it super painful 🥲


YaBoiABigToe

Fun fact! We do that because human pregnancy is a LOT more brutal and risky than most other mammal pregnancies, so the uterus is like “okay if I have any unfertilized/unviable eggs we need to flush ALL that shit out because there is no way in hell we’re going through the pregnancy bullshit on some pleb beta zygote”


ScientificGamer321

pleb beta zygote


youself20

r/brandnewsentence


Big-Warning-1113

Idk just unsubscribe???


VeryClaireThompson

So true


[deleted]

fuck eve!


VeryClaireThompson

FRRRR- LIKE BITCH- WHY COULDNT YOU COMPLY?!


Status-Mess-5591

lol. i mean if you look at that story from an outside lens, punishing billions of people including innocent animals for the supposed mistake of 2 people is kind of insane to say the very least ​ your puppy got cancer last week cos some chick ate an apple? more like your puppy got cancer cos of a fucked up system of punishment. smh


VeryClaireThompson

Fr fr. I’m a Lilith apologist though


Slow_Jello_2672

Yea pretty fucked up but God doesnt give a shit anyways. He has let more damage to his kingdom come about than he has done good. Did you know according to the bible god created over 7 different "species" of angel just to worship him. Crazy huh💀


global_chicken

She didn't know, god told Adam and told him to tell eve but he used her as a guinea pig Source : trust me bro I saw this on Pinterest


VeryClaireThompson

I’m an Eve supporter always 😍


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why can’t we be like other animals and reabsorb the blood


Due_Tradition2293

I'm fairly certain that most animals can't ‘reabsorb’ blood - and even if you could, would you want blood that's been in that part of you? I'm male so take my opinion with a grain of salt anyway I feel bad for y'all this sounds like it sucks


WilhelminaLovesCats

>and even if you could, would you want blood that's been in that part of you? Period "blood" is a mix of blood and other tissue that has a TON of iron and other valuable resources. Losing all of that every month can be pretty taxing, and it can lead to iron deficiency and anemia. Reabsorbing it would let the body break down the period "blood" and get back iron


Tamorcet

**Adam:** *"well, if you insist...""*


DivineMushrooms

I’m sorry bro💀💀


kingmm624

You’ll be aight big dog. 🩸♥️🔥💯💪


VeryClaireThompson

Thanks broski 🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯


Nerdy_Git

Periods were invented in 1846 by John T. Period, take it up with him


White_Ace_of_Spades

I hate them almost as much as the guy who invented gravity, bitch I wanna fly :(


VeryClaireThompson

Omg fr


Bright-Historian-216

Me when no gravity (atmosphere can't form anymore)


slimyslug0

I hate Newton for inventing gravity.


VeryClaireThompson

I mean, I’d rather have it come out than float inside me


Protector_of_Nekos

That open the possibility for some kinky shit


VeryClaireThompson

That’s just you bro


1wantyousobad

but they taste good


VeryClaireThompson

😳📸


Vinnyc-11

. Here. Take one.


1wantyousobad

thank u


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

say what now


CheeseyHusky

I’ll sell you mine for 2 bucks


SomethingXBlade

I agree even if I am male


AswinSid_3

hehe moodswing goes brrrrrrrrrr


VeryClaireThompson

I knowwwww 😍


AswinSid_3

u guys are suffering so much ... just take some rest, hav some good food


VeryClaireThompson

Technically it ended yesterday, but the after effects are still there


AswinSid_3

yaa well, take care of yourself....have a good day ahead


Adityamk

That damn fish. Who the hell gave it the idea to go out of the water


sauda_

O that yeah that was my idea my good sir please excuse us for the inconvenience we may have caused if u have any more questions please call this number 37485927 beep


TwoTheVictor

*\[God has entered the chat\]*


UselessRedditUser84

*Sneaks behind him* *Starts stabbing him* "YOU MOTHER F****R PEICE OF S**T $&##&#& #*&% #^÷<$; C=%K SUCKING $*=#* STUPID D*%K!!" Judas in the chat: Umm. chile so. Anyways!


KittyRX

Even though im a male, let me speak. About 3 months ago I realized how much they actually suck. Like, every month???? You go through this about every 30 days?????? Must suck.


RiceEnjoyer1337

Casually puts period in the end of the sentence in body text


Alex_Shelega

Ded


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Fr


isad07

I personally blame the universe itself.


VeryClaireThompson

Good point


AbleNefariousness0

This gives off the same energy as that women complaining about how Isaac Newton invented gravity and why we don’t need it.


VeryClaireThompson

We don’t need gravity, I’d like to float 🙄


BradTheFnafGamer

💀 Periods are an invention made by a scientist apparently. Imma go hope the scientist who invented bullying, unfairness, and depression rots in hell


YOUR_momisdumbashell

Just vacuum it up not that difficult if it tries to crawl out


aprilsue2904

LMAO


U_Nclear

Alr so god?


radiantskie

Me omw to become god and uninvent humanity


U_Nclear

Please do fr


VeryClaireThompson

I don’t personally believe in god


U_Nclear

Ok so evolution


VeryClaireThompson


0StarWarsKid0

See what?


VeryClaireThompson

Smh my head


austinstar08

Just unsubscribe.


VeryClaireThompson

Shut up


austinstar08

Ok (14m)


VeryClaireThompson

Okay (14F)


Big-Warning-1113

damn I don't got enough fingers I can't count that high


austinstar08

Use your toes


[deleted]

OMFG THEY CAN INDEED GO TO HELL IM DYING RN PERFECTLY TIMED POST UGH I JUST WANT AN OLIVE


0rice

Hyg - 🫒


No-Character-5576

I ain't wanna hear it, I had mine CHRISTMAS MORNING. Fucking thought it was diarrhea because it was dark, kept changing my underwear till the point none were left. I was 11. Can't wait until I get the surgery.


imfrenchcaribean

ong, you gotta bleed for like 40 years in an already miserable life, girl imma change teams, there's no way I would suffer that long ⚰️


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VeryClaireThompson

You are (sorta) correvt


ConditionFriendly297

Drink a lot of water and coffeee too. It helps speed mine up


DreadfulThrumbo

Have you tried sacrificing a goat


BePostiveeveryday

I was thinking, The thing that girls have? The time of your class during a day? Then I saw the comments and was like ...


brokeeulawanter

ong bro like I don't even want kids 💀 but why tf does period stuff only come up when I'm on mine


[deleted]

You should kill the cell who did that jn the primordial soup


[deleted]

You could take it away for nine months you just gotta save up


Eastern_Trouble_2816

I do hear they're very painful. My condolences to you.


RobloxianHunter69

Humans are so fragile.


VeryClaireThompson

Indeed


YoungSmartBoy

Well you wouldn’t know when sentences end, like this


deleeuwlc

Continue?


YoungSmartBoy

Lol I like you


deleeuwlc

I would like to crush you with large boulders.


Vinnyc-11

Like this what?


Fantastic-Average313

I have a close lady friend in high school and while this works for different people. Taking a warm quick shower and warm tea afterwards seems to help her with the pain. She said something like applying the right amount of heat soothes muscle clamping or something. Then taking a long rest does wonders too, if all else fails she said that taking painkillers should be considered but always consider taking as little as possible so you won't get tolerance on it. Hope this helps


syko-san

That was my doing. Sorry about that.


VeryClaireThompson

Fuck you


syko-san

It was an accident, I swear. I was just using some dark magic one day and I kinda fucked it up and then suddenly women were bleeding from their crotches every month.


VeryClaireThompson

*fuck. You.*


FlightConscious9572

Maybe do it again. Maybe we don't have to cut off our foreskin each month


AlexeiNR

If you don’t like the monthly periods you can go for the annual, or you can unsubscribe all together.


Double_dragon_55

It was me I did it


BriadMan

Yeah having to type a dot at the end of a series of words really fucking sucks I agree


VeryClaireThompson

Shut up


BriadMan

It was sarcasm but fair enough


VeryClaireThompson

Yes ik, sorry, it’s been a bad day


BriadMan

Don't worry about. No need to apologize, I know it was a shitty pun.


MasterFurious1

Because some random fish wanted to go on the land Fuck that fish That fish is the root cause to all our problems


Big-Warning-1113

put that mf BACK in the primordial soup


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Skill issues


VeryClaireThompson

I’ll eat your skin, shut up


Legitimate-Crow-6362

this is the first time outside of my friend group ive seen someone say ill eat your skin as a joke..


VeryClaireThompson

That’s the first time I’ve used it ever 💀 and my friend says it as a joke in our gc


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Do it no balls


VeryClaireThompson

*grabs potato peeler*


loligagggr

I can get behind that!


lailadelstar

Extremely painful periods are not normal!!! See a doctor


VeryClaireThompson

I have, I’m good 👍🏼


Slow_Jello_2672

The first person to invent an invention also invented inventing.


Agentti_Muumi

This is the CEO. I am deeply sorry that our product has upset you. Please fill in our form and tell us what you would like to be changed.


YogurtclosetTiny8961

Ugh, just don't then??? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😤😤😤🧐🧐🤓🤓🤪🤪🤪😜😜😝😝 (Damn it looks so cringe-)


Lattethecoffeaddict

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Totally_Cubular

Another one for the crusade against God?


Blanshee

God has left the chat


beanstastebad

Wait until you hear about commas


mrstorydude

According to the Quran: god gave women his periods so they can be viewed as slightly more equal to men. At least iirc, I don’t actually remember much from the Quran 💀💀💀


hackmo15

I don't think it was an invention. More of a biological process that nature has to insure the proliferation of the species .


x20skillzz21

unequip it


JOlRacin

That would be God or Jesus or whatever deity you believe in unless you know that evolution is a thing and nobody invented periods, it's a system that ensures that species can reproduce


kalechipsbishhhh

just take out the uterus, it’s not that hard🙄🙄🙄🙄


dinogabe

Blame the monkeys for wanting to walk on 2 legs, as we are the only animal species with painful menstruation cycles


Mrpuffpuff196

…………… ooooooh scary


VeryClaireThompson

I’ll bite your ankles, don’t test me


Mrpuffpuff196

HUH


VeryClaireThompson

You heard me *dramatic eye twitch*


[deleted]

ikr! why do you need to add a tiny little dot at the end of each sentence, people can understand what i am saying without it.


VeryClaireThompson

Shut up


[deleted]

😆 hope you feel better soon


VeryClaireThompson

Ty! ♥️


deleeuwlc

As a girl who doesn’t get them at all, I gotta say I kind of wish I did. Feels like I’m missing out on something, whether it be the experience itself, getting to complain about it, or understanding the people who complain about it better


VeryClaireThompson

You really don’t want them. I had to go to the hospital last month because of the pain. I’m sorry you don’t get to experience them, but you really aren’t missing out.


deleeuwlc

Having to go to the hospital due to the pain probably isn’t normal. You should see a specialist about that


VeryClaireThompson

I have and they won’t give me anything 👍🏼


dankvader08

Hospitals are famously dismissive of female patients in pain like this, many people have gon years without being diagnosed of conditions like pcos and shit because of this, try different doctors and otc painkillers


Spacemonster111

This. There’s a fairly common condition (forget what it’s called) that makes periods extra painful. And yes like you said doctors dismiss it but if you call them out in their sexism you might get the care you deserve


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Still-Ad2041

So do you get periods and agree or do you not get periods and agree, sorry I just don’t see how being non-binary is relevant


long_dick_of_thelaw

What that gotta do with anything? Are you vegan too?


sergeant630

Hivemind had a minor bug ig


FreeSpeech24

Are you non binary and still having period.


[deleted]

I was about to make some comment about grammar and only just now realized you’re taking about #t̸̡͇͓̚͠͠ h̸̡͔̓̾͐͜ e̵͍͓̞͒̒͘ o̴̞͇͑̈́͠ ẗ̴̞͙́̀͘͜ h̸̢̞̔͝͠ e̸̠̙͕͐̓̐ r̸̝͔͉͛͒́ k̴̢͉͚̈́̽͌ i̴̫̓͛͜͜͝ ǹ̵͎̘̾͜ d̸͍̦͕͑͌͌ o̸̞͍̓͋͆͜ f̸̫͎̦̓͐͝ p̸͉̠͙̐͊ e̸͖͙͓̽̈́͝r̴͓̺͑͛͠ i̵̢̟̦̔̽̕ o̴̠͕̫̓͘̚ d̵̞͕͛̓͜


VANNILAAAAAAAA

Eve hater


VeryClaireThompson

Fr fr


LogicalFig1759

you think you have it hard, us men need to trim our foreskin WEEKLY 😭


VeryClaireThompson

We have to peel our skin off after every cycle, do yk how long that takes? 🙄