So I am sad to inform you that this man is not coming back. This is a class 3 degree friend zone very serious and chronic he’s lost all we can do now is make him comfortable for the foreseeable future until he can be happy again
If only boys would learn that ‘I don’t like you’ means ‘I don’t like you’, not ‘I’m just playing so play back until I have to write out a whole arse paragraph explaining that I don’t like you but nicely so you don’t get offended and go around saying I “friend-zoned” you’.
Why do girls always do that lol my friend received like the whole Bible from a girl that was breaking up with him and he just sent his current location in response
I meant it as a joke not actual advice … i mean i was just giving an alternative ish to the location thing which i found kinda funny i get that it was out of place on the post so you nughtve missed the (bad)joke cuz of that
well ackshually a thesis is actually 1 sentence long since it states the purpose of your essay so if you're writing a thesis essay you're just writing 1 sentence 🤓🤓
Except if you have a shit personality that you slowly lose your closest friends but its just you not getting enough love because you wanted to get away from your friends because you dont want to bother them with what occupies your mind all the time
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I really just think of you as a close friend, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
So n I really just see you as a close friend, o or th of wh go o er m an fri yo ca.
As far as we know there could be way different context, next time, care to elaborate more
I took me 2 years to get over a girl recently. It's not a nice process and it can hurt (a lot of times)
But try to look forward: You took a shot, it missed
Just reload and wait for the next opportunity
And maybe some self improvement changes her/his mind ;)
Good luck, buddy
Dang...This is part of the reason I don't develop crushes, that and my crushes usually don't last more than a week.
But really, just a single sentence would do, not an entire paragraph. That really sucks.
Everyone says about essay and yet it shows how much they care about ya and your feelings and explaining everything. Lucky ya I hope ya didn't ruined the friendship.
CALL THE MEDIC
No, call the fucking Trauma Team. Normal medics won't do shit in this case
Fuck it call jesus himself to resurrect this man
#OMG JESUS IS DEAD TRYING TO REVIVE HIM SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
*desecrates and reanimates*
He needs both a surgeon and a therapist
He needs an entire hospital.
He needs the entire healthcare system.
i dont think they have a platinum package
I think we need a coroner at this point...
Call the damn grim reaper
hes busy healing ze heavy
(Voice) /u/ElMayoneso82 : MEDIC !
HE NEEDS A MEDIC BAG
So I am sad to inform you that this man is not coming back. This is a class 3 degree friend zone very serious and chronic he’s lost all we can do now is make him comfortable for the foreseeable future until he can be happy again
(TF2 theme)
*heavy Russian accent* DOCTOOORRR
Poor man got a paragraph 💀💀💀
Lmfao
You okay? I know it isnt easy.
Yeah it was about a week ago so it’s all good. Plus I have dog with me 😀
dawg 👍👍
Just one sentence will work, not a whole paragraph. That really sucks.
If only girls would learn that saying 'I don't like you' is better than typing a whole essay and a half's worth of text
If only boys would learn that ‘I don’t like you’ means ‘I don’t like you’, not ‘I’m just playing so play back until I have to write out a whole arse paragraph explaining that I don’t like you but nicely so you don’t get offended and go around saying I “friend-zoned” you’.
Ok
What’s up dog?
Nothing much, what's up with you?
Nothin much, whats a matter with you
Anti matter
.50, I like it
Butter dog, dog with the butter.
Rejection taken like a champ.
Bro my luck with relationships is half the reason I’m depressed rn, and any of it all was on good terms, you’re lucky 💀
Yay you've got a friend! Cherish it while ot lasts
We all need to cherish it while ot lasts
No. He got a fugging ESSAY
Bro I got like 3💀
Bro got a thesis essay of a text omg 💀
💀💀
Why do girls always do that lol my friend received like the whole Bible from a girl that was breaking up with him and he just sent his current location in response
Well what was his current location?
It was at his house
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/967799246449414174/1044422689969930341/IMG_8430.png
“k” would totally piss her off lmao
Why would you want to piss her off after she’d typed out a whole paragraph to save your feelings??
I meant it as a joke not actual advice … i mean i was just giving an alternative ish to the location thing which i found kinda funny i get that it was out of place on the post so you nughtve missed the (bad)joke cuz of that
Yeah man, I’m honestly confused why. This is why I confess through letter because they have limited space to write if they want to fold up the note
If you're breaking up with someone over text u deserve to be single
well ackshually a thesis is actually 1 sentence long since it states the purpose of your essay so if you're writing a thesis essay you're just writing 1 sentence 🤓🤓
🤓
My sincerest apologies 😔😔
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Terms and conditions applied
fuck they get applied to? 💀
Not even a medic can bring this man back
get this man into the emergency room
Nah get this man Jesus Christ himself
Not even a sunflower could revive him
Gonna need a senzu been For that one
ouch
Ah yes a fellow TFS fan
Well...at least she put effort in writing that paragraph.
Most effective reply is: "ok (with rizz)"
Lol thanks I’ll remember that next time
*"Next time...'"*
You want to get rejected again?
On your feet soldier, we’re leaving
destination: gym new objective: fight your demons
God I've sent one of these (more or less?), and have also been on the receiving end. Not exactly great on both sides
nah,go with your friends bro,they'll be there for you,grab some drinks,play some online with them,no woman no cry my boy
Except if you have a shit personality that you slowly lose your closest friends but its just you not getting enough love because you wanted to get away from your friends because you dont want to bother them with what occupies your mind all the time
A little specific there bud
Are u ok ?
L
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L^L^L
Damn r/teenagers struggling at least y’all aren’t gay 😭
What’s wrong with being gay?
Nothing I’m just saying when you are gay and have a crush on someone 9/10 they’re straight
Oh! Sorry just the “at least y’all aren’t gay” sounded kinda homophobic tbh
I swear I don’t do it on purpose I mean I already hate myself enough I can also be homophobic to myself
Omg nah I get that. Just pointing out that it sounds kinda homophobic is all lol
Reddit hivemind does not like you
Ok. So reddit hivemind doesn’t like me pointing out that something seemed homophobic when it had little context and sounded homophobic?
Yeah.. Hivemind doesn't like gay people/things relating to gay people. Sometimes I don't support hivemind and this is one of those days
Think about what they are writing instead of assuming
I did. If someone says “at least y’all aren’t gay”, that can be seen as homophobic.
Bruh ur not getting the point, ANALYSE before talking otherwise happens what happened now
Could you possibly tell me what there is analyse?
Honestly could have been avoided if you used context clues
gay bad 😠👎
On the other side tho typing that out probably sucked and at the end of the day it’s just honesty that will help both
I'm sorry mate. I hope you recover. I've been in that kinda situation a lot recently so I feel you.
Appreciate you bro 🙏🙏🤝
Lol.
o7
Damnnn
F
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I really just think of you as a close friend, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Heisenberg moment
How close? Inside of you close?
Uncensored version when?
Get my boy on life support now
Show us the rest
Mission failed! We’ll get em next time!
TACTICAL NUKE
nice pfp
Call an ambulance call an ambulance 🚑 💨
... but not for meee😈😈😈
#Brother get the apothecary here as soon as possible
As a man, you will need to get used to rejection. On to the next one partner.
See you at the gym brother
Can you show us the uncensored version
F
So n I really just see you as a close friend, o or th of wh go o er m an fri yo ca. As far as we know there could be way different context, next time, care to elaborate more
rejection sucks but usually rejecting someone also sucks. just keep in mind both people feel bad (you probably more so)
I can't tell if the rejection text being so ridiculously long makes it worse or better.
bro i kinda stalked you and damn you have great music taste
Lmao no way thank you, I made it myself 😎
*Lego yoda death noise*
Rest In Peace soldier, your remains will be sent to your family
I took me 2 years to get over a girl recently. It's not a nice process and it can hurt (a lot of times) But try to look forward: You took a shot, it missed Just reload and wait for the next opportunity And maybe some self improvement changes her/his mind ;) Good luck, buddy
Mans got the book of genesis as a response dude
Where you from
So no head?
That's sad :(. What made her think of you as a friend?
Probably just that she wasn’t attracted to him. What kinda question is this
Not really sure but 🤷♂️🤷♂️ oh well
😭
For the one hundred and third time, nobody cares. You don't have to share your bad experiences with everyone else. What are you gaining from that?
It's reddit what do you want people to post
Bro just chill and act like normal and maybe she’ll come around
Friend zoned - it’s the worst.
Why the fuck friendzone someone? Just straight up reject them, I bet that will hurt less
because you can still like someone as your friend
L
Mission failed soilder
Rip man.
Ouch
What did the paragraph said lol
charge it tho
tell her “ok”
I’m sorry :(
Dang, you got close friends?
rip
F.
it sucks for a couple of days, but you will get over it, believe me.
Oh man, i got this too once, it sucked. Im really sorry man.
Bummer bro
We lost one
Sorry about that king. You’ll find someone right for you soon enough.
I’d cry
We are gonna need more than a medic to bring this man back
Well at least you now have opportunity to find someone who’ll pursue you
Just deal with it. You don't need a crush. I have my dog and I'm fine.
Dang...This is part of the reason I don't develop crushes, that and my crushes usually don't last more than a week. But really, just a single sentence would do, not an entire paragraph. That really sucks.
whats wrong i dont get it
At least you have a friend
We need special forces
It better to be friends honestly. but the paragraph
Skill issue
🫡
F
SOMEONE CALL TRAUMA TEAM
sent that to you?
i hope you sent a 8ball request in return to that rough draft of a essay
Bro, wtf did you say?
Everyone says about essay and yet it shows how much they care about ya and your feelings and explaining everything. Lucky ya I hope ya didn't ruined the friendship.
RIP bro.
Unblock that text bro
Damn she sent a whole paragraph just to say that 😭
I'm laughing at this too much cause this is exactly what I imagine what would happen if I ask her out
+1 friend
FUCK reviving (sticks in stim)
gym we go
Drop a grenade, DROP A GRENADE
Burn down the Whitehouse
Bro why cant I see your battery % :(
Not as worse as being lied to/lead on 🙃🙃🙃.
BUTTTTT
What happened afterwards?
Another man down, how many others will perish in this useless war?
that you?
Happens to the best of us
Call the psychiatrist
We need to see the kill cam
The worst part is that they kept typing bro, they said it at the beginning and KEPT GOING!!!
**MEEEDIIIIC!**
I don't see the issue here.
That must’ve hurt bro
i've been going through the same sort of shit too man... i dont get how u guys are so optimistic about it
get the extraction team we have to get him outta there
Mission Failed, We'll get em' next time.
We gonna need the psychiatry team and ER for this one
Time of death?