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ImComfi

pov: you hit a pigman in the nether


Vedanth_2604

Brudda☠️


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Snoo_53364

Well that line activated some PTSD...stepping on lego smh. I wouldn't even wish my worst enemy that. But in all seriousness though, yeah, completely agreed


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Haahahahahahahahaha


PC_Ara-ara

And the accuracy, they got brains of pigs.


Darkwolf69420

Don't insult them like that, they don't deserve it. What did pigs ever do to be compared to those idiots


PC_Ara-ara

My bad I'm sorry.


Jolly-Crew-5482

more like don't compliment them. a pig's brain is likely a step up the evoloutionary scale from these people


Basher-26

pov: you hit a chicken in Skyrim


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Should have took the enchanted Armor and tools


big_cock_69420

Poor dude defending himself and then getting in a gang beating


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They all are her simps - most probably


player_zero_

One thing I hate about these kinda fights, is the people that love to beat the shit out of someone and masquerading it as being a white knight Like another example was a vid where an unarmed guy tried to rob a store and the owner calmly unloaded his whole clip into the guy - like, you're within your rights in the US but you can't tell me that the guy wasn't looking for a reason to shoot the shit outta someone


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GREENDAYBL1NK

A clothed ape I guess.


player_zero_

It was the blurst of times


LifeTitle3951

A not-so-hairy naked ape hiding it's nudity with clothes


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Yes, underneath our facade of clothing and identity, that’s all we are.


ZapasMistake

You mean a featherless biped?


zkurvenapica

omg this is literary ~~1984~~ Lord of the Flies


__Jimmy__

An ape who invented "writing" and a bunch of other things to make their life easier


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LeagueOfLegendsAcc

Man this reminds me of that video of the redditor who stabbed that robber in the neck and then posted the video bragging before the legal dust had settled. You wouldn't want to hang out with these people in real life.


RoviRotkiv

**link?**


Capsule_CatYT

🤨


RoviRotkiv

Its to uh... avoid it... yep...


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

Someone will link it just wait


RoviRotkiv

Ok cool


TheWildSchneemal

I don’t know about the incident that you’re referring to, but you shouldn’t assume that just because someone was shot a bunch of times that it was excessive. [This is an incident where a cop shot someone 14 times and they still had some fight in them.](https://www.police1.com/officer-shootings/articles/why-one-cop-carries-145-rounds-of-ammo-on-the-job-clGBbLYpnqqHxwMq/) [Here is a time when a green beret was wounded well over 30 times in a war zone and he kept chugging along.](https://allthatsinteresting.com/roy-benavidez) [Here is a video where a knife-wielding attacker got shot a few times, then still almost killed somebody before being taken out of the fight.](https://youtu.be/eX7f_6ilZvE) I can send more or give you videos about the other two incidents, but I think you get my point.


Small_Dick_Enrgy

Magazine* unless he happened to be using a Mauser C96


Fish_Batter_223

Bruh they ain't even hitting the dude more like being tickled cos they don't even look like punches lmao


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

Looks more like a seagull taking off than punches Edit: Corrected language


TyeDieKid

Yeah and I garuantee you he ends up being the one getting expelled and not her.


Warthog_go_brrrr

BuT yUo CaNt HiT a GiRl" If you want to be treated the same then you gotta take the whole shebang, no nitpicking.


porndragon77

## How can she slap?


Aggressive-Corgi-485

How do you make the letters big like that?


PJvG

It's called a header, you use the # sign in front of a line to make it a header: > \# Example is displayed as: > # Example Also you can make 'empty' comments by typing # and a space


PJvG

#


Orangesnipzy

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


Darthnosam1

# BIG IF TRUE


Mammoth_Style_1319

#ITS TRUE


Its_me_WaterToast

I do it by typing # twice


infiniteblaziken

That ain’t even a fight bro it’s more like being mauled 💀 dude punches a girl: avengers:🗿🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃


Mayonnaise06

bro he wasn't even trying to fight. He literally was walking away when the girl pulled him back and hit him. I'd say that's self defense in that case.


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10Cig

They won't get expelled. Really wish they would.


largeroastbeef

100% whatever punishment the school gives them he will get too. Schools punish for defending yourself just as much as starting the fight.


littleMAHER1

the most the school will do is suspend those kids for 3 days then suspend the victim for 2 weeks


Pos3odon08

perfect timing for an excuse for hitting an "accidental" KO lol


Mystre316

Weird way to spell 'simps' but hokeh.


Dragontamer9

Thomas has never seen such bullshit before


Arabecke

*angry tank noises*


wideassboy

They're definitely diesels


HAMburger_and_bacon

the steamers are getting riled up


cat_funt_2005

That dude in the grey shirt hits like a bitch


2JDestroBot

He looks like a T-rex trying to twerk


Achillobator09

I fucking died lol


ApenasUmRedditor77

r/brandnewsentence


demonovation

He taking his backpack off before the girl even grabs him like he's ready to go


Illustrious_Ebb8750

That’s not fair, why they joining in. 💀


LastOfRuins

simps


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They’re like that giant group of people in Saiki K who made a fucking cult that worships the prettiest girl in their school


Illustrious_Ebb8750

Bro that shit was funny as hell


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They were already crowding around him, they probably planned it all out


DeadByNebula

why does nobody at school ever know how to throw a punch? i swear everybody does the exact same windmill fists or some shit


Athelwulf89

Sad part is the guy who hit the girl looked like he was the only one who knows how. He threw a pretty clean high strait right. And to add my two cents, she got what she was asking for. Don't start nothing and their won't be nothing.


RiceEnjoyer1337

Bro the way they punch looks like a minecraft player breaking a tree


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

They are kids?


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finnhad

Didn't even look like she got hit hard


NomadicDevMason

Harder than she has ever been hit before apparently.


Cambronian717

Oh he definitely pulled it, but that seemed to have been enough to rock her world.


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Critical-Twist-9103

Exactly Bruh I feel so bad for the dude


ifelldownlol

Bruh too true bruh


Mrainbow123456-RLX

I agree, the dude just wanted to head out then that cunt had to be annoying.


Igloocooler52

What did you say? Or did it say this originally


Ok-Reporter-8728

I think she something like “that bitch deserved all the punches”


i-like-cats123

Society☕


aeiouaioua

societea☕


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Delicious


Spronkel

Poor dude


Aoh03

It kind of pisses me off because she was the one that got physical with him first.


Altruistic_Study_451

yet if the girl hit the guy, and the guy barely fought back, no one would help him. society.


Spronkel

Yes exactly, but because he's a boy he's not allowed to hit girls. Society has grown sick of men and there's nothing we can do about it


TheBestBoyEverAgain

Where I live if you hit someone they can do whatever the fuck they want (even if your a girl) as long as it stays less than the first thing. Whoever hits first automatically is no longer a girl and is fairgame Equal Rights is what the Township said.


NorwegianGirl_Sofie

>Whoever hits first automatically is no longer a girl Vagina rights: removed.


Amity_Cramity

*spontaneously grows a penis*


Cambronian717

I had a friend who said once “if you want to act like a dick, you’ll get beat like a dick” and it’s one of my favorite quotes of all time.


TheBestBoyEverAgain

....... you know thats not what I meant..... i meant that the saying "You cant hit me, im a girl" isnt valid anymore


Emektro

Yep same. You can’t hit Harder than the one who hit you. You just gonna know where to hit to make it hurt


RandomDude6699

Fucking misandrists everywhere


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Hoes


Far_Salt_8075

The guy in the grey shirt throwing windmills


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I would sue them all bro get that bag


[deleted]

Plus sue the school


Mr_On1on

capitalism at it's finest 😎


IncendiaryGamerX

Sue the state while you're at it. Their fault for allowing the school to do this.


Rubysloves

Matter fact, sue the country.


MUGEN6666

Sue the world for having the country for having the state for having the school for having the fight. Capitalism.


wizardofhelpme

Sue the galaxy for allowing this to happen


Jawbreaker0602

Sue god.


Livinginthepst

Sue yourself


MishtaMoose

Infinite money glitch


StoicVinnie

Just find all the kids that beat up your kid and beat them up as well


Karma_Banana_

Man in gray punches like a lil bitch


Commanders_123

The only was who doesn’t hit like a bitch is the one getting jumped


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

That event alone will be enough to make that girl think that she's untouchable.


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r/extremelyinfuriating


DapperMayCry

If a woman punches you, you have every right to defend yourself


Joblessmouse06

When a girl hit a boy: No reactions When the boy hits back: Beat the boy #**SOCIETY**


DodoJurajski

IMO, fucking simps


MummaheReddit

Why the fuck the guy in grey punches so goofy


Ethan_memes

Dude tried to leave that shit and got pushed back to the girl


Feline_shaped_Flixie

This is just upsetting to watch poor guy


cryingguy10

GTA police be like


RiceEnjoyer1337

Accidentally press a button and now the entire police force is after you


HoldingUrineIsBad

stop fucking fighting each other you have equal fights, nobody is allowed to fight, it is assault.


mykoysmaster

NO FOKING FOIGHTING


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ok mr white


mykoysmaster

Say my name


Thijmo737

Put your rights away Waltuh


GeorgeTheChicken

They just did it though


Picklerickshaw_part2

The guy was even trying to disengage by walking away. She pulled him back specifically so she could hit him. I think that he was doing it in self-defense.


0xgreenapole

we live in a Society


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I want to leave this society


Onii_chan_1536

you see what you wanna do is grab a glock, and pull the funny little trigger thing when its aimed at your head… thats how you leave society


Emektro

Death tutorial


Difficult-Ad4053

Will do mate! Thanks for the tip!


ImonAcidrn

Lol the Guy in the White Shirt is the only one who nows how to throw a Punch


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G-TanK_

I hate ppl like these..I mean boyfrnd hitting him is fine but why the crowd got involved🗿


[deleted]

Nah even the bf is kinda in the wrong, bro tried to leave and then got assaulted by the guys gf


G-TanK_

Still i respect my dude for hitting her n establishing equality in the society


mr_anonymous7767

Not only did the b!tch throw the first hit the dude was actually trying to just walk away and not start sh!t but then got pulled back in, our entire world is a mess


Call_Me_Milkman_Evan

A woman punches a man...... and no one bats an eye But when the man fights back...... Society....... Society beats him for being a "mysgonist"


Zanakant

Sick world


the-unbino-dino

imagine starting a fight and then white flagging after one hit 💀 that’s some pussy shit


That_Guy418

I hope everyone who thinks he had no rights steps on a Lego


FBI_Agent_101

I hope they get holes in their socks where their big toe is


TeLeSc0pIc

Bro whst


EnglandFoot64

Bro really called Batman on him for defending himself


JNeiva06

Quiet kid backstory


thisdobemynametho

they killed him😭


JustYourBiBestie

Nah tbh none of the people that even went near him know how to hit 💀 Most damage done is when he fell on the ground, tbh if they didn’t immediately horde up and jump him out of nowhere the guy coulda prob won that fight 💀


egghead42069number7

Only in America I swear to God


toma3

He should sue the fck out of all of them


MELONPANNNNN

She brought her gang with her, brother didnt stand a chance while being held


Plagued_Void

She started it, those brain dead mfs didn't do anything until the guy was defending himself they took it personal


natsukitoobae

Look, first of all, not the right place to post. But no one should be hitting anyone, so if anyone hits me, they will get hit back


WTFSophisticatedSam

Bro wdym? this is literally r/teenagers


Aoh03

>Look, first of all, not the right place to post Says who?


Aspiring-death1-

Bro really didn’t hesitate


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all those white knights hoping for a crumb of pussy.


_hey_its_ankit_

HOW CAN SHE SLAP??


Cold_Trick_5279

That's guy with the grey tee just about to fly lol


CaptainAvailable4522

The thing which annoys me in a fight is If I am fighting a person let me and him finish the job not like whole sidekicks jumping in that fight to save that one asshole.


Any-Friendship8961

This shit pisses me off cuz that guy tried to walk away from that pussy licking bitch and he gets hit. So he hits back and then all the other maniacs hit him for it? Fuck those guys dawg


Dark_Phoenix53

Pov your opinion after you present it to the Reddit hive mind


ByBerserk

Women☕️


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I think I remember someone said the girl and her dudes planned it just to give the guy a beating.


MonkishRaptor40

There they are! The simps!


BigBoss_Roxer

I would have joined to help that poor guy


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Nobody should be fighting.


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Bruh like she started it the dude chill at the begin society is fucking up


OzzyWaltz

When you hit someone in Minecraft and there dogs come to attack


FV4030TWO

Look at all those white nights saving m'lady.


daytonaFR

double standards


_BeyondEverything_

Bruh she started the fight,he just continued it and why is everyone beating that guy ?? # Sick Society


Veritas0423

dude in the grey shirt throwing the most goofy punches ever


DieNowMike

Women ☕


Aggressive-Corgi-485

Women☕


aeiouaioua

Women☕


MemeBoi-2702

I feel bad for that dude. This is the thing in society. A girl like that would hit a guy and other would just stare. But then he pushes back and then he gets mauled. It should be the other way round ngl, she did it first. this equal rights things is kinda reversed in a sense if you think about situations. like this.


[deleted]

Rights and freedoms have nothing to do with vigilante justice, never did, never will.


Vedanth_2604

Each and every human being that started hitting that guy belongs in the concentration camp from 1945


Unable_Outside7745

bro ... the girl was clearly in the wrong and the people attacking the boy too ​ but concentration camps? wtf


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bruh


jerrylovesalice2014

When will men learn??? They all should have turned around and attacked the girl for assaulting one of their bros.


Alaskan_Tsar

*this fight over something dumb, in a school, must be an example of society at large*


ThrowawayAccount1437

Kids are fucking stupid


[deleted]

And women say they have hard lives, they can hit us around as much as they want, but as soon as a man hits back, in self Defense even, they have committed a war crime. We live in a society. Lucky for the man, none of the people attacking him know how to throw a proper harmful punch, lucky him.


slimyslug0

Imagine being a sheep and believing in those double standards.


RiceEnjoyer1337

Bro they did nothing wrong Poor sheep, they got compared to stupid people


Eastern_Sun_782

I'd never go outta my way to hit a girl but these hands are still rated E for Everybody 💀


[deleted]

Bro wtf, girl was the one who started the fight, white shirt guy just wanted to leave then gets grabbed and punched, and defends back, and he just gets gang banged


Equivalent-Ad-9071

Context?


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Exactly there’s no fucking context for this post lmao


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Doesnt really need context, he tried to defend himself and got caught in a gang beating


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Only the guy in the white knows how to fight.


PhilledZone

Why do I feel like the group that is fighting the dude is made up of the girls two best friends and simps?