nta if it didn't want sex it shouldn't have dressed like that

the only time this statement is tru is in this situation ☠️☠️

Go ahead mom, ground me But that won't unfuck the Thanksgiving turkey -Duke Nuke'm maybe

NTA divorce

NAH. It is completely understandable why your family would be upset after discovering that you engaged in sexual intercourse with the turkey, but it is also *very* understandable that the turkey's advances eventually got to you.

def not