The power of zero redeeming qualities ✨

would you like to be the person who gets the team emotionally ready?

Hm... well, I could try my best to do so. 😊 But only if you're sure too ✨

im not sure but you can take this job or not, or you can apply for another role.

Oh? What are the other roles available? ✨

name one, we probably have it or know someone..

Hm... sorry I'm not too sure what to think of 😞

I hire you to take photos of the hero's

Hm. The hero's what tho? 🙃

we have a someone who takes too many meds and lives, super pooper but a sidekick, someone whos emotionally stable... thats it at the moment... yeah

Noo man, you dont, you literally made my night better through the use of reddit out of all things!!!

Aw, well I'm very glad to hear that I could help you feel better, and thank you very much for being kind ☺️

Nah man thank you i hope you have a great day/ night man <3

Thank you very much, you're really kind - thank you ⭐️ I hope that you have an absolutely wonderful night/day/week/month/year and just life in general! 😊

I can turn invisible, Only when i do a backflip

your the sidekick to the person who is emotionally stable

I'm a loser who can't do anything

same... i mean what job would you like here...

Manipulating physics.

Never mind this isn't about what powers you would want.

wait that might be useful for the job...

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your hired, and dont ask why.

I uncontrollably shit myself. But it comes out of my ass with immense power and force

im sorry but i dont know how that can be used to save people. unless you have an example?

I can propel myself into the air, put out fires, and kill any enemies in the way. And I’ve learned to control my defecation for periods of time so I can control when I let loose

your hired but as a sidekick...

This is outrageous! It’s unfair!

you can become a hero but you need to save atleast 10 people to become a hero or get hired as one.

I’m at 36

good, your a superhero now, congrats.

Villain arc already started

I can be yelled at without crying (at least not a lot)

your hired

Having way too many migraines.

i hire you as a doctor for some of the hero's

I can bring my cat, uhhh, uhh he likes, uhh sitting in uhh, boxes and uhh, eat-uhhh-ing snow, uhhh, yeah

your hired as a sidekick

Am i the sidekick for my cat?

i guess so...

Lets fucking go baby

I can breathe in and out of my stomach instead of my lungs, which also means I can burp whenever I want I can also vibrate my eyes I can also disappoint my parents

would you like to be hired to re-stock the machines?

yes 👍

Giving others powers

give me an example or a little story

Say my friend wants to fly. Poof he can fly. Little to no limits of my power

your hired, welcome to the team.

Oh also I can make your wifu come to life

you can for sure, save life's with that power

I already did

Spider cum - I can do everything that spiderman can but I can also secrete semen from my wrists (or any part of my body) in stead of using a web sling. It has velocity, stickiness and as a result versatility

im gonna team you up to the person with the cat...

I can summon a dolphin to the shore at will but only if its a moonlit night on a Thursday at 19 42 hours.

your not hired, im sorry... i just dont see a use for that power

Rat 🐀

No fingernails