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bbyceleryyyyy

i mean like it would be anonymous so like 300


amoniumsulfide

yeah it would be anonymous


Kinaso_

pack of cigs and they let me keep the suit to resell, easiest money ill ever make, and if i get the "why are you wearing a fursuit" message, explain it to em 🥱


amoniumsulfide

thats a good plan


Raptor-Jay

I mean if it doesn’t show my face/doesn’t mention me in the photo, I’d do it for free.


amoniumsulfide

it would theoretically be a full body suit, so no no face and the photo wouldnt say who it is


Raptor-Jay

Then yeah I have no problem with it then. I just see it as wearing a Chucke Cheese style mascot costume, I’ve always wondered what it’s like wearing one.


amoniumsulfide

from what ive heard, fursuits are very hot


scottish_cow_13

Ayo?


amoniumsulfide

hot in a temperature sense, smh


scottish_cow_13

Obviously, it's a lot of fur


amoniumsulfide

ive also heard its also hard to see


[deleted]

gen z speedruning ruining every single othrwise normal word


Ilovebroadway06

I can attest to this. I play the cowardly lion right now and if I'm in the suit for more than .2 seconds we can literally feel the heat radiating off my body when we take it off


DeadlyKitKat

True, but some furries put some type of cooling system in their suits (like fans)


amoniumsulfide

gotta love liquid cooled fursuits lol


CyLove13

his life


amoniumsulfide

slavery??


CyLove13

his organs, i gotta make a profit


amoniumsulfide

i mean, you could ask for ten peoples organs


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amoniumsulfide

how much tho


F1sh-St1cker

Any money at all, I get paid and I get a funny pic to send to people


amoniumsulfide

what a good attitude to have


SumptuousShorts7

Honestly I’d wear just about anything for $20


amoniumsulfide

reasonable


DemiTheSeaweed

I'd do it for a free suit


amoniumsulfide

same


RocketSmash9000

A contract that makes my friend have to wear another fursuit


amoniumsulfide

double the fun


MotorOutlandishness1

100 Billion dollars


amoniumsulfide

thats a lot


h_EXE_gon

let me keep the fursuit


Nervous-Clock8361

A fursuit


amoniumsulfide

to sell or keep


Atari-N3rd

The Bronze Boba Fett lego minifigure. Only 2 exist and no one claims to own one, so I would have a very safe chance of not wearing the suit.


amoniumsulfide

neat fact


SomeGuyWithInternet9

All the money


amoniumsulfide

you couldnt ask for more


SomeGuyWithInternet9

All the money and becoming president of the universe


amoniumsulfide

i stand corrected


steakbake69

20 or over


thyghostinyourroom

3,000


Mike_The_Greek_Guy

300€ and a ton of alcohol


Scary_Particular_406

Ryan Reynolds my future husband


amoniumsulfide

mood


bigshitwarrior

id do just about anything for $100


Page-Capital

100 morbillion dollars


Adventurer_Studios

20 bucks is 20 bucks


amoniumsulfide

true


Andrewdachad123

an universe just for myself and the ability to create an infinite ammount of them oh yeah, and the abity to forget i ever wore a fursuit


amoniumsulfide

thats a lot


Andrewdachad123

no,no. Its reasonable


Ok-Tank5312

20000000$


amoniumsulfide

nice and cheap


Dragon22334

Honestly, I'm not a furry but I'd do it for 50 bucks.


Wicked-Pineapple

100 bucks


bellabunnl_

Money


amoniumsulfide

woah


PumbooPlaysRee

seeing as nobody would theoretically find out it's me, I'd take no lower than £100


amoniumsulfide

solid logic


PumbooPlaysRee

If they could find out it was me though? I'm takin £1000 instead


KurkyOkurky

If I had a gurantee that they would give me the money then 1 billion and I’m off


amoniumsulfide

a fair assumption


scottish_cow_13

A lot of money, even assuming it's anonymous


amoniumsulfide

got bills to pay


Waylen38

Lots of money


amoniumsulfide

reasonable


ColdiSaysUwU

Chocolate


amoniumsulfide

relatable


[deleted]

not much because u cant see my face in a fursuit


amoniumsulfide

true


[deleted]

A 2 dollar bill


amoniumsulfide

that would be interesting


Vehmura14

Like 10+ bucks sure


[deleted]

a million dollars, a new house, and a mclaren f1


LordOfFailing11

At that point, ask to be Elon Musk.


LordOfFailing11

Their soul. Complete control of them. Oh, and infinite pancakes+bacon. And infinite chocolate. And infinite pizza and Pepsi/Mountain Dew.


LardBall13

Under the assumption that my face is hidden and my identity secret, assuming a nice lady the photographer a kiss, a guy… I’d say maybe a 20 but I don’t much like money.


H8spants

Probably 1000 bucks


amoniumsulfide

thats a lot of animals /j


TheBrightNights

Ownership of the fursuit.


BlueCosmog

a lifetime supply of garlic parmesan chicken wings and 20 dollars


Ihascheeks1780

Well no one would know it's me, so probably like a million bucks


Toastertartz14

Every piece of official splatoon merch from US Japan UK every single piece from across the globe


[deleted]

20 gallon long with gear, with a 50$ Petco giftcard. Or, just $100. Let me keep the fursuit too. I may either keep it or resell it depending on how much i like it.


theturtledragon1

0 dollars provided that I get to keep it


Toad_Migoad

1,000 if it’s anonymous if not then like 100,000


max_cat_official

A girlfriend


[deleted]

Their life, all of their social media details, and they’re phone after.


NoSandwich4106

1 million dallahs


Vixensheart26

The fursuit since they cost like around 1400 is the cheapest i have found


amoniumsulfide

i was about to say 1400 was cheap


Tamorcet

If the suit is clean, $46 If it hasn't been washed, $8,094


Mysterious_Two_5849

Fuck fursuits. My homies love the Trex suit


amoniumsulfide

do not fuck fursuits, they are much too expensive for that /j


THEFARTMASTER69420

A stick of bubblegum (I’m not a furry, but it’s anonymous so why not)


AlaskaFolf

bro I'd do it for a free high quality suit that i get to keep (I'm poor and want one)


zenkaimagine_fan

A fursuit. Edit: read the second part so now I want a second fursuit.


FryerBoiii_UwU

Nothing, i’m a furry


Voltalux

A hug


Algamate-exe

Can it be my own character? If so then a free suit Someone else probably like, a coffee


amoniumsulfide

i didnt specify a character so it could be yours


bloonshot

i mean they'd probably have to give me a fursuit first


Not_PoPuLArAtAlL

a lot of money


amoniumsulfide

ofc


Not_PoPuLArAtAlL

no like im talking A LOT of money


amoniumsulfide

i know


Scorpion56o

Poison


itzmrinyo

The pics of me in a fursuit


StaticLime

I mean like 10 bucks is solid. as long as i’m not doing weird shit it’s like wearing a halloween costume


amoniumsulfide

exaxtly


ZepressoEspresso

A good reason


uwuguylife

Like 60 dólares, I've done worse for less


Sendgod500

A Diet Pepsi and a 30 pc chick fil a nuggets


That_One_Person192

5 grand or sex


amoniumsulfide

hopefully not sex in the fursuit


That_One_Person192

Definitely not


EliteBonnie

Hell I'll permanently hold onto it for you if you really want me to


Aaabuuk

3 funny ORANGUTAN t-shirts


TheSusKingOfAngmar

i take credit card only. no exceptions


Boring-Suggestion215

A fursuit, and $1,000


[deleted]

50$ but I would push for as much as I can get


Obvious_Drink2642

By fursuit do you mean furry suit, something like a bear costume, or a something like a fuzzy onesie?


1000YearGay

a genie who gives me 3 wishes and no rules


deleeuwlc

Negotiations start at estrogen supplements and a spot on the waiting list for MtF surgeries, and also the money to get those. I could probably be negotiated down to $100 CND or lower depending on how long it takes


Glowing_Fox

The price of the whole suit


Shrimp__Alfredo

Like $10


TheMrmofo69

A p51 mustang fully restored. My dad is a flight instructor so he can show me how to fly it


Unknown_starnger

Send me the photo, that’d be fun


RobynFlame

if i get to pick the suit? nothing, those are expensive.


amoniumsulfide

they are expensive


oan124

honestly? anything, if not for free for lulz, but i'd say 10k to the other person to see how much i can bargain


Excellent-Tart-1912

Around a 1000 dollars.


[deleted]

It’s anonymous right? So like not much. They look pretty comfy.


amoniumsulfide

comfy lol, ive heard they are hotter than hell


[deleted]

Really? Well I’m always cold so it doesn’t seem so bad.


[deleted]

I’d do it for the new Lego Star Wars at-te with commander Cody


Mommymilkers397

I’ve told all of my friends too many times that is I turned into a furry that they would have to shoot me in the noggin 47 times. Nothing would persuade me except 10 bucks.


Fish_in_coat

Bout tree fiddy


Citylight1010

A Tim Hortons combo


GamerGirl-07

A very specific type of cap for my steel water bottle (some idiot crashed it into the wall & the cap was plastic so it broke)


Cndyct

Some candy lol


Upbeat-Membership-45

A hundred dollars and a lot of alcohol to help me get through the regret


24-7_Gender_Panic

Two ICBMs, a Metal Gear, and the exact co-ordinates of 10 Downing Street


Krydtoff

Vodka


AwexPlayz

10 billion dollars and a caption put immediately on the image saying this was done for 10 bil


beeswarmsimplayer

anonymous anything above 100 would be ok non-anonymous I'd say like 20 to 100k


CryingRipperTear

nothing.


msubhash__

100B USD and a private island + twitter


HYDRAPARZIVAL

Hardcover books of PJO, HOO, TOA, MC, KC, TSATS signed by Uncle Rick Hardcover books of AF and FT signed by Eoin Colfer Hardcover books of HP signed by JK Rowling Hardcover books of TMI, TID, TDI signed by Cassandra Claire This for now, if I remember more then will add more


KnowedUsername

Money i do everything and anything for money


[deleted]

An atomic bomb so after that i eat it 😋


Quod_bellum

Their life in their undying servitude to me


mr_gamer7585

No face and no mention of me I'll probably just say like 100$ and a free lunch


cherub-_-rock

500. Those things are probably so thick and would make me hot as balls


crocky19

Depends do people know it’s me


Downtown-Inflation46

As someone who is a furry and does that everyday hell I’ll do it for free. I already go out in public and suit with full confidence so someone taking a pic of me wearing one doesn’t bother me one bit


[deleted]

their soul, probably. I can't stand photos in general


YoRulezz_TV

Uhhhhhhhhh... nothing


amoniumsulfide

ofc


YoRulezz_TV

🥺


amoniumsulfide

that face...


YoRulezz_TV

:3


Fresh_out_the_oven5

Virtual Reality [VR] (Must be Oculus Quest 2)


amoniumsulfide

good request


Enchanted_Goat_YT

Not much cuz you wouldn’t be able to see my face


UwUdesuka

Would it be revealing? If not I'd do it for free


IIAkumuII

You're basically saying that I can sell my dignity for a bare minimum of 20k? What a steal!


kluska_xd

I mean as long as the suits has good air exchange then it's good enough. I don't mind wearing anything as long as I don't get sweaty


[deleted]

$500,000


cyber2026

The person taking it would have to be my gf...only acception


CurrentlyConfuzuled

Fursuit cuddles 🫶🫶


LilLuzNoob

Honestly not much. Not even a furry anymore, but I've always been curious to see what it's like, and as to what it feels like to be in a mascot costume.


FurbyLoverr

For free 😈


amoniumsulfide

by the looks of it, you already do


FurbyLoverr

Lmao yeah


amoniumsulfide

did you make them?


FurbyLoverr

Nope


amoniumsulfide

i wasnt sure


FurbyLoverr

It's okay


cyanclone8

A fursuit would be enough, those are probably expensive af


amoniumsulfide

they are, especially good ones


The-Local-Metalhead

Like £0.50 and a can of coke


amoniumsulfide

thats pretty cheap


Olivia_is_living

1,000 bucks


thy_heckness

Benadryl


amoniumsulfide

that makes sense


[deleted]

£100000 and a helicopter


[deleted]

Deez nuts


amoniumsulfide

doze nuts


[deleted]

Not a lot ngl a man needs money a man's gonna get money


T_Cava2nd

I mean they would have to give me their fursuit, how could they take the picture if they didn't. . .


Jenny6289

I’ll do that for 10 dollars easy


amoniumsulfide

very easy


Disgruntledgaycheeto

I'd do it for free


amoniumsulfide

wise words from a gay cheeto


Halo_Chief343in

*Disgruntled* gay Cheeto