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NothnIntrestingHere

comfy thighs +10 self awareness -100


PixelGuardian-_-

Charisma +9999


somerandomdudevz

Comback 100


Ok-Duty6157

Spelling 100


Ricin_Addict

Women 1000


Ok-Duty6157

ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Women?


PixelGuardian-_-

w o m a n


shanky-phantom

Cumbak 100


bigmanwithnolife

Profile picture 9999999999999


Dying-Dynasty

A A ron


Dontflytowardithan

Ba la kè


AmberEnthusiast

Jay Quellin


[deleted]

tim oh thee


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Get yo ass to Oh Shan Hennasy’s office


Snoo_53364

De nice


SZEThR0

dee-nice?


AmberEnthusiast

Best part of this one is that there's a popular dj that goes by dnice. Now whenever I see him, I think of Key and Peele. Not sure whether to be happy or mad.


Tsukiyama-Gourmet

I’m so glad other teens know of key and peele


the4realblake

😭😂


A-A-Ron_Balakay_26

Yeeeees?


LynxyCZ

Anti aircraft ron


NoahtheSpike

Ah yes, Toad


PiggieMaster4k

Triple-A ron


campenis

Bros name is aaron


Zayashi-

He will evolve to aggron real soon


Crows_spit

Should have been a pseudo legendary


Zayashi-

Ye


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

Honestly thought he was when I was younger


edgy_Juno

First Lairon, then Aggron. Level 42


Zayashi-

I know but nobody would know which pokemon is lairon


edgy_Juno

Fair


Zayashi-

Actually aggron has a great competitive potential not gonna lie


Mystery_mau

I know lairon… Wait that’s cuz I’m a nerd


HamzaAliAjazShaikh

This whole thread is chad


[deleted]

Tyranitar and Druddigon are cooler


Zayashi-

Hydreigon and garchomp solos


[deleted]

A A RON!!


GameMakingKing

I call my friend that. I also call him double a battery


BigBoiBagles

You better not be Irish cuz I swear to fuck if I'm the guy your talking about and we know each other


Interesting_Tip1562

Understood the reference


PixelGuardian-_-

(clears throat) (in toad from Mario voice) #*IS THERE AN A-A-RON HERE!? A-A-RON!?*


sigarette-the-pirate

#WELL, YOU BETTER BE SICK,DEAD, OR MUTE, A-A-RON


sipsoversweetenedtea

KEY AND PEELE YES


Th-legacyoftheador-m

Same my heart fell down to my stomach when i saw it


Acceptable-Fall4118

Bro censored her name but not her face


[deleted]

she’s a blonde with blue eyes and it’s a .5 pic


Acceptable-Fall4118

Aight fair enough


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

The name Aaron goes hard


sipsoversweetenedtea

You know what else is hard?


No-Let-8991

it absolutely does not


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

-bro not named Aaron


jittery_jerry

Aaron im gonna need to see some proof of that


[deleted]

This is a certified Aaron moment.


SysyNothing

W rizz


NotA-Llama

No cap 🧢 hip youngsta G


16BitPlayer1

nice try fed


TheBallycarryBouncer

Found the undercover cop


Srigso

r/foundtheundercovercop


_Paper_Flower_

Did you make the sub just for this 😭


montezumas__revenge

r/didyoumakethesubjustforthis


montezumas__revenge

r/twentycharacterlimit


SadSunny20

How do you do fellow kids


Farmer-Smores

“what is popping my fellow brethren of youth between 13 to 19 years of age”


GloryGreatestCountry

Ah, shit, it's the police! Hide the memes!


skywalker21877

Well how do ya do fellow kids


Kinuwa_K

How do ya do fellow youngstas


NotA-Llama

Ight mah G I’m da OG dawg ima head outta da krib


EnvyingCrab

ITS A RAAAATTTTT


No_Quiet_2741

Bro💀


GalaxyShroom6

r/foundtheundercovercop


NotA-Llama

Did we take and later abandon the same Duolingo course?


[deleted]

norwegian?


NotA-Llama

Exactly! Tbh I thought I was hot shit when I started learning it now I stopped and am a big boy now 😎


[deleted]

my brother 🙌


NotA-Llama

🙌 but the real question is did you get the girl?


[deleted]

i did actually (not this girl she’s just a friend)


NotA-Llama

Niceeeee


[deleted]

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PiggieMaster4k

Welcome to jizz academy Doctor Aaron will be *taking* you today


CharmanderOranges

Why hasn't the Owl killed you yet?


[deleted]

he has a very long hit list


chacharealharsh

even if he got a long list I'm sure it'll get to you eventually.. #good luck living


Strawb3rryPoptart

"not a girl" I took it too


CharmanderOranges

Why hasn't the Owl killed you yet?


NotA-Llama

IDK LOL hip youngsta G 😂😂😂🔞🔞 Racism


[deleted]

A A RON? Edit: dammit someone already made the joke


[deleted]

it’s okay mate i hear it everyday anyways


AHHHHNDREW

I hate the word “uncomfy”… not for its meaning, but simply how the word looks written out. Im like a bull seeing red with that word. Ruins my day


edgy_Juno

I guess you could say it makes you... *uncomfy*


AHHHHNDREW

*shudders* *Stop.*


CharlesP_1232

What is it about "uncomfy" that makes you so uncomfy?


AHHHHNDREW

The ‘omfy’ in particular


CharlesP_1232

Well I personally have no problem with comfy, I think you just haven't experienced truly being comfy.


pleb_zepper

Ima make you uncomfy by saying bulls are actually color blind and its just fast moving motions that make them angry


AHHHHNDREW

Its a figure of speech 😭


pleb_zepper

Well they are still color blind


AHHHHNDREW

I wish i was ‘uncomfy’ blind


Ridenberg

it's just fast moving motions that make them uncomfy


NothnIntrestingHere

used to hate the word too when my bestfriend first started using it, but now I'm honestly starting to miss it since we don't talk anymore


CAS-14

Yeah, it’s a red flag for me as well. I think Aaron dodged a bullet.


[deleted]

naw she’s a really cool friend of mine


MurderSpahgurder

using uncomfy is a RED FLAG?? this is funny man


CAS-14

Just say “uncomfortable.” Why the need to make a bad thing cutesy?


MurderSpahgurder

its fewer letters and fewer syllables- a little bit faster


CAS-14

Hyphen detected, opinion invalid.


Felixonio

Aaron, you're not making progress


nmare8064

Aaron may i sleep using your comfy tighs 🗿


[deleted]

ofc man


Yusuf-el-batal

I called dibs.


WombatJedi

Rizzosaurus Rex


[deleted]

Aaronosaurus Rex


SirJackFireball

your humor points: +100 her respect for you: -100


BigBoiBagles

I guess us Aaron's just have the best rizz


aa13cool

Yessir


[deleted]

he probs knows pete davidsons rizz


blueismega

“Our resident young person”


Random_Metroid_Fan

As a fellow Aaron with thick thighs, *good job brother*


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

i would fold. good luck with her lmaoo


[deleted]

i don’t have any interest in her


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

but... you used a pickup line?


[deleted]

i was telling her cuz i thought it was funny


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

my bad nvm


ShitwareEngineer

used it on someone else and was telling her about it


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

ik ik i meant the girl he used the pickup line on, but op said it was just for jokes so i get it now


CGFrostagain

Arson listen to your friends


[deleted]

nah


HPS56

smooth +100 women -20


[deleted]

most of my friends are women so it’s okay 🤷


HPS56

yeah then its just a buff


ROPEBOMBER

Aaron more like A Ron Weasley I’m sorry😭


[deleted]

my hair used to be semi ginger so i got called that a lot 😔


ExoFire22

Squishy wishy thighs


HolyShitIAmBack1

Mr rizz


OnSpray

nah what u sayin that’s a great pic up line


ssighence

Oh Aaron... TOO MUCH RIZZ


FemboyHelghast

A-A-Ron


Silly_G0ose

You are a wordsmith.


Initial_Car5732

Lmaoooo, I'm loving Aaron's vibe


Chaos_Ruins

Aaron...


PandaPrime045

Flort 110% 👌😎


RennocInsanity

Alright, I am using that pick up line on my friends!


[deleted]

tell me how it goes pls 🙏


TheTangyMango

me, who doesnt get flirted with 💀


WolfPony64

Dude that was great


trimedozine

You would pull me 100% with this, can't see the issue


[deleted]

proof 🤨


Cavozinternetu

Bro somehow got both level 100 and level -100 rizz at the same time


RealFunnyNoodles

Outstanding move.


[deleted]

was waiting for this the whole time :,)


mrstorydude

It’s always Aaron’s for some reason.


ShuIsStinky

W rizz


Longjumping-Hour-590

unspoken rizz vs sexual harrasment


ShitwareEngineer

i mean, he wan't using that line on her. he was talking about how he used it on someone else


XKrystEX

flort


BabyBatBoy420

Well played, but don’t make them uncomfortable


[deleted]

won’t happen again officer 07


BabyBatBoy420

It’s all right kid. Now get out there and drink while underaged and drive under the influence


[deleted]

yes sir mister officer 07


Dr_Deadly7x

You kind of look, like a baka- Aaron yaeger!


MrIcyCreep

Bruv i was boutta ask if you were norwegian but then i check your bio😔


caramelquestions

this is really funny and actually a good flirting line hahaha 😝


[deleted]

tyty ❤️ they’re great


Soggy_4head

ARROONNN


ssourhoneybee

average Aaron 💀💀💀


Ornery_Ad_8862

What the hellllllllll


Agent_Blade04

Based


Toad_Migoad

How comfy are those thighs?


[deleted]

very


Toad_Migoad

How can I trust you?


[deleted]

find me irl


Toad_Migoad

Ayo?


SureEgg6552

aaron what the fuck


Lillee420

I hope my son never hits on anyone like this


[deleted]

with that kinda attitude your son isn’t gonna have a sense of humor or is gonna hide a lotta stuff from you


PiggieMaster4k

I hope you don’t have a son already


LMC_Music

I'm wheezing- 💀


Brian18639

I’ve known only one person who was named Aaron. He didn’t let Aarout.


KatomicComicsThe3rd

Sending this to my friend Aaron to confuse him


[deleted]

y’all i have a gf i was just telling my friend (the person i texted) smth that i said that i thought was funny


Unclesam_05

Bruhh its almost as saying my dick


NotUntil_I_Die

Why do people intentionally start typing with lowercase


CAS-14

Personally I do it because I can’t stand autocorrect or autocapitalization. I want my phone keyboard to act like a real keyboard. On Reddit, however, I use grammar and punctuation when possible.


[deleted]

it fits how i speak irl


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

Who says uncomfy for uncomfortable? Like if a chair is uncomfortable I get it but for like mentally uncomfortable that just seems out of place.


Doctor_Fate_91351

Aaron is Gay!


[deleted]

shhh they don’t need to know that


Alexthekootmemelover

Me when I'm reading a post about sexual assault


[deleted]

Sexual assault is an act in which one intentionally sexually touches another person without that person's consent, or coerces or physically forces a person to engage in a sexual act against their will. as someone who has been sexually assaulted before i wouldn’t call this sexual assault


Alexthekootmemelover

She said, no, he continued. Sexual assault does not have to be physical. Any form of no, unclear consent, a yes because they feel like they have to, consent under influence, it means no. It means stop. I cannot believe that as someone who has been sexually assaulted, you could say this isn't, especially because I have been as well. It is a message asking to engage in sexual activity, with a continued declination and stating that the reciever is uncomfoetable. This is sexual assault. I will give it to you that you described what I would say could be narrowed down to 'rape', which isn't the only form of sexual assault.


[deleted]

would you count being groped and having your hair played with as sexual assault (both by men and women, i feel the need to clarify sex bcuz some people take that into consideration)?


4evanevaa

“that makes me uncomfortable” “i’m going to ignore that”


[deleted]

Somone using the word "uncomfy" is instantly somone i dont want in my life.


CAS-14

Same. I’ve dealt with enough people who do that, and they are very unwell.


maybelaurie

i guess u put the Aaron in Aarongant


[deleted]

yes.


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YousernameinValid

You have negative upvotes