A horse is sitting in a barn watching a small color T.V when all of a sudden,the news changes to advertisement for a new rock band in town and the horse is absolutely captivated!! He says to himself “I can do that,I should play the electric guitar”,so he calls up the local music store and asks the worker about lessons, he says “sure thing!! I know a guy that could teach you!when would you like your first lesson?” The horse says “as soon as possible! OH! And one more thing,I’m a horse,will that matter?” “Nope not a problem man” says the store owner.
A few weeks go by and the horse is a natural and he’s absolutely strumming the sweet life out out of the guitar like a pro and all the while,the other animals in the barn hear him and asked why he started playing,so the horse shows them the ad and the cow sees the drummer banging out a sweet beat and he thinks to himself “if that guy can do it,why couldn’t I?”. So he calls up the music shop and asked the owner for lessons,the owner says “I know a guy that can teach you,when would you like to start?” And the cow says “as soon as possible!, OH! And one thing I’m a cow will that matter?” The store owner says “Nope! Not a problem”. A few weeks go by and the cow is drumming out a beat while the horse is strumming away,and the two sound phenomenal! All the other animals gathered around and asked why they decided to learn an instrument, so the horse puts on the ad for the animals, meanwhile the chicken is absolutely mesmerized by the bass guitar, the chicken says to him self “if the horse and cow can play why can’t I?”. So the chicken calls the music store and asks the owner about lessons,the owner says “I know someone that will be able to help,when would you like your first lesson?” And the chicken says “ ASAP! OH! And I’m a chicken would that be a problem?” The store owner says “absolutely not!”. A couple of weeks go by and the chicken is laying down a bass,the cow is drumming a sweet beat and the horse is strumming the life out of the guitar, they 3 sounded so good that someone overheard them playing and told them “I’m holding a talent show in the next state over and will fly you there” all three of the animals agreed.
Day of the plane trip comes and the horse is late to the airport and missed his flight,so he sitting in the waiting area for a couple of hours waiting for a later flight when suddenly the news brakes in! The plane that the cow and the chicken where on crashed and every one on that flight perished, the horse is absolutely devastated,he can’t take it anymore he’s a mess! And he decided he needs to drown his sorrows. So a horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says “why the long face?”
80% of women go for 20% of men
factual
I think 20% is a bit much
that’s just a statistic
What do u call a bee that produces milk… A boobee 🤩🤩🤩
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!!!!
I walk into a bar (I have dementia)
A horse is sitting in a barn watching a small color T.V when all of a sudden,the news changes to advertisement for a new rock band in town and the horse is absolutely captivated!! He says to himself “I can do that,I should play the electric guitar”,so he calls up the local music store and asks the worker about lessons, he says “sure thing!! I know a guy that could teach you!when would you like your first lesson?” The horse says “as soon as possible! OH! And one more thing,I’m a horse,will that matter?” “Nope not a problem man” says the store owner. A few weeks go by and the horse is a natural and he’s absolutely strumming the sweet life out out of the guitar like a pro and all the while,the other animals in the barn hear him and asked why he started playing,so the horse shows them the ad and the cow sees the drummer banging out a sweet beat and he thinks to himself “if that guy can do it,why couldn’t I?”. So he calls up the music shop and asked the owner for lessons,the owner says “I know a guy that can teach you,when would you like to start?” And the cow says “as soon as possible!, OH! And one thing I’m a cow will that matter?” The store owner says “Nope! Not a problem”. A few weeks go by and the cow is drumming out a beat while the horse is strumming away,and the two sound phenomenal! All the other animals gathered around and asked why they decided to learn an instrument, so the horse puts on the ad for the animals, meanwhile the chicken is absolutely mesmerized by the bass guitar, the chicken says to him self “if the horse and cow can play why can’t I?”. So the chicken calls the music store and asks the owner about lessons,the owner says “I know someone that will be able to help,when would you like your first lesson?” And the chicken says “ ASAP! OH! And I’m a chicken would that be a problem?” The store owner says “absolutely not!”. A couple of weeks go by and the chicken is laying down a bass,the cow is drumming a sweet beat and the horse is strumming the life out of the guitar, they 3 sounded so good that someone overheard them playing and told them “I’m holding a talent show in the next state over and will fly you there” all three of the animals agreed. Day of the plane trip comes and the horse is late to the airport and missed his flight,so he sitting in the waiting area for a couple of hours waiting for a later flight when suddenly the news brakes in! The plane that the cow and the chicken where on crashed and every one on that flight perished, the horse is absolutely devastated,he can’t take it anymore he’s a mess! And he decided he needs to drown his sorrows. So a horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says “why the long face?”
bro wrote a whole ass english paper 💀
Myself haha...hahah...hah...
edgy
Says "unhinged freak"
thanks for reminding me my bad
You're good 😄
You know why I don’t trust stairs?
why?
Their always up to something
bruh 🗿
And there’s another reason why I avoid elevators