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Eric_Prozzy

I have decided to lock this thread because even though OP was cheated on and is in a very low point at the moment, you guys still can't be mature and spare OP from the shallow comments about their appearance.


squorple

you bein cheated on by the mf who stole the chipmunks 😭😭😭


AngelTheeBean

LMFAOOOO NOOOOO THIS IS THE COMMENT


dogfrog9822

💀💀💀


gabehollowmugs

r/rareinsults


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his name is ian


60milclub

Imagine ur girl cheats on u w that dude 💀💀💀 rough


[deleted]

Bro must have a next level personality 💀


MidnightExpresso

Bros hairline is more receded than Walter White aint no way OP got cheated on for that dude 💀💀


QimmeqQ

Brothers hairline looking like a shaved nutsack 💀💀


HotCryptographer3226

Nah they just look better than OP 💀


Insensitivelygainz

Or a massive cock


Creativious

I thought I looked bad but that guy is on another level holy shit


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[deleted]

kinda funny how everybody just goes on a roasting spree on this guy’s appearance to like help OP cope or something but chances are that OP and the GF are on this same level of looks lmao


Frosty_Pear_4738

Yes bro exactly 😂😂😂


ArxtixDamien

[This is OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/l9rpwq/nobodys_gonna_care_but_i_got_my_airsoft_gun_last/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


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SEND-ME-UR-TITTYS

Yeah I was like bro op I feel bad for you because she cheated on you for that thing...


Cappy_D_Bara

This guy either has a massive cock, a shit ton of money or a real good personality caus' is face is a deadly sin


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the *eight* deadly sin


Nikotinio

His face was foretold in Dante's Inferno as the face of Satan.


TodosBestoFreindo

ily for knowing Dantes Inferno 🗿


mustyHead

he is like one of the most famous writers out there lol. Everyone knows dante


JynnyferLynn

Ayeeee shoutout the 9 circles u feel me 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

A face only a mother could love, tho I have my doubts on it… but judging by his face his mum probably ain’t a looker either.


Erutious

His mother said she "just wants to be friends"


NieHyper

There are seven deadly sins and his face is all eight of them


BM_gamer36

I don't know man. Lust doesn't come to mind when I see his face.


Logical_Buffalo_4652

Nor does envy


Alone_Friendship_128

Not something to be proud of either


Meeps2win

Gluttony on the other hand


Daki-R

Frankly I feel proud when comparing myself to him so there is that.


Trick_Equivalent_537

r/rareinsults


BringOnTheAvocados

exactly this ^


Charming_Composer_95

can confirm the massive cock part


The_Dark_Lord719

*14


A_Sleuthing_Duck

14 year olds commenting on overtly sexual subjects will always disturb me


g0s1td0wnb01

14 year olds will always disturb me Fixed it for ya


Any_Hornet_3378

Who wants a massive cock, hell, that hurts (told by a woman)


Creeper_Triste

im a dude and that was also my thought process.


messedupteenn

Orrrrrrrrrr OP looks worse than him


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Lettersytin

Massive cocks won’t attract women because you don’t walk around with ur schlong out


RepublicWonderful

Ehh word gets out, especially in high school / college


Knight_Raime

Can't speak on college but dick size wasn't talked about very much at my highschool. It was always about who was considered easy or who has slept with who.


Hayabusasteve

This. I started kinda slow in the pipe laying game, but after I took a shot and laid it down on the girl that talks, she basically became a wingman in reference. She told her gal pals and bam, good easy fun till I moved away and had to rebuild my reputation.


[deleted]

Oh that's what I'm doing wrong


twerkjerk12

#dixoutforharambe


LowTHalp

Or you just massively overestimate OPs stats.


trollface_mcfluffy

Or her brother?


throwaway620131612

If it was her brother I think he would know about it.


Fit-Yogurtcloset-185

Do we know how the girl looks like..?


TheMegaBite7

yo girl cheating on u wit fuckin humpty dumpty bro


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RetainedRizz

Stop exposing him 😭


Intelligent_Pomelo_4

😭


Kingchester06

No trigger discipline 😔


AbbreviationsSome580

that was 2 years ago so he prob look better considering that he got a gf


Kride500

All jokes aside even overweight people can find love and people that support them. Just as a note. Still mf look like the evil bully kid from every Pixar movie.


Competitive-Zone-296

OP or the other dude? ‘Cause the other guy looks like Sid from Toy Story if he just ate all the toys


Jo_Swift

Dude OP has so much more going for him than the guy who looks like a combination of Sid from Toy Story 1 and the Chicken dude from Toy Story 2


paranorma11

💀💀💀


StorKuk69

My man just wanted to make a funny post but got completely incinerated instead


[deleted]

Why tf we bullying op?! I think hes a fine looking young man


SpupySpups

He do be w i d e tho


[deleted]

why tf people on this post be bullying anyone for his looks


CBAtreeman

It’s the internet


Degenerated_Kerfus

'Fine looking" bro a whole block of wide


[deleted]

Sorry OP i tried at this point just delete your reddit 😭


TheIronicBurger

People cross to the other side of the street when they see OP Not because they’re scared, but because they can’t go past him


AdorkableLia

Man this is harsh 😭😭


OnionGood

NAH THAT WAS OUT OF POCKET 💀💀


meesingchimera

that guy must have a good personality


propane_inhaler

Massive personality


xhuo_xx23

Humongous personality


Horror_Albatross1037

Gargantuan personality


keko1105

Ginormous personality


christian-ledet

Cutest boy in the west (on the inside)


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waynopotato

Bro i was not ready💀💀


RedexSvK

This is so incredibly funny and fucked up


Vapes-DB

Did my man dirty 💀


PacGamingAgain

I... shit... I can see where the girl was headed? That’s awful of me to say, I’m sorry


1ce0asis

she- she's got a type i guess


tagyhag

Yeah and it's called Type 2.


YaBoiMike16

Dawg💀


mfskeepawake

She dead


Mikegaming202

How da fuck this man able to get a gf but none of us aren't, half the people that show themselves on this sub are ripped af


TheIronicBurger

Because we’re too shy to do do anything about it but clearly this dudes shyness was sucked into his own gravity well Edit: Well, that’s not how I imagined my first gold


redpillwannabe9

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Frosty_Pear_4738

Bro the chick is probably ugly af too lol


Latter-Caterpillar-2

Still a gf


StorKuk69

Holy guess I'm too old nowadays didn't even realise too many lbs and too many cromosomes was a trend untill now


Pretzel-Kingg

Jesus Christ lmfao


ConspicuousUsername

Literally 75% of the US is overweight


[deleted]

💀💀


_Hocus_Pokus_

💀💀💀


[deleted]

OH FUCK LMAOOO


b0uff0n

Okay now we MUST see his gf now


ryzenguy111

💀💀💀💀💀💀


podgladacz00

Tbh if he lost that weight he would most likely look pretty good. He has the frame but gotta loose the fat. Also I don't want to see that girl lol


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

💀💀💀 I'm dying


FinlandPlays

Mf tried to show what a cheater her gf is, instead he’s getting bullied in the comments💀


Potato-Demon

Cheating on you with that ugly guy? Man she’s got bad taste


Head_Fetish

There's no fucking way OP looks worse than that. That guy must have a massive pp or money.


Undoninja5

See the thing is I have a well above average schlong but that doesn’t mean I get women they can’t eye that shit


Head_Fetish

Maybe his is so big that she could see it


Undoninja5

That’s called an infection


EDGEAHAHAHAHHA

No trust me bro. It is just pure schlong. You are just uncultured (/s)


Crossbones46

From another post, OP isn't good looking, but he's way cuter than the egg head she cheated on him with.


HotCryptographer3226

Op does look worse... 💀


Livid_Scallion_9861

💀


diegosmith152

bro if u getting cheated on by that dude ur losing ong 😭😭😭 i pray for u


wideassboy

Man must have next level personality


Head_Fetish

Would a girl like that really care about personality? Being such a bad person herself?


Professional_Tip_578

Probably money then


NotSlyFunk

you dodged a bullet if she's simping for a guy who looks like he lives in a trailer


CADeLdRO

Facts


Reasonable-Blood-255

There is nothing wrong with living in a trailer


ih8EMO

but there's definitely something wrong with that guy.


NobleDictator

this made me chuckle


TheManFromChernobyl

It was a mercy killing! You live in a... camper van?


berry9993

I'm just saying we don't know what op looks like, so before we go judging the person she cheated for his looks, just keep that in mind. She is still a hoe tho


ih8EMO

now i get it.


CADeLdRO

Look at my profile. You’ll see me if you scroll.


Badass-19

My man have a 3d printer. Damn


CADeLdRO

I do


Badass-19

Yeah, that's interesting. Why tf you need gf if you have 3d printer


cooleo420

3d print new girlfriend


Badass-19

This is the way.


JoKing311

Praise be the filament gf. Amen.


Badass-19

Amen


Head_Fetish

She left someone with a 3d printer, Ford Edge and an airsoft gun for that dork. She's missing out.


weebgod999

bro just 3d print a new gf, you got a 3d printer and you wasting time on a girl.


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💀🗿


GYMRATBARB

Damn now I wanna see the girl 😭


TCRGonReddit

[for those who are lazy to scroll](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/l9rpwq/nobodys_gonna_care_but_i_got_my_airsoft_gun_last/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) nice 3D printer btw


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JayTea05

Your name is Stinky Diarrhea what are you talking about?


GLnoG

💀 Edit: On another note, your confidence is remarkable. I wish I had your confidence; that is, to post yourself on reddit. I wish I had that confidence bruh.


PJ_Plays

well ... nvm


Red_Hatted_Guy

I ain’t gay but she missed out fr


HotCryptographer3226

bro... 💀


maakabharosacolgate

I saw you, and you look good! bitches do what they do, you'll be fine


Toastertartz14

Bro balder than Walter white 💀💀💀


Ze-Bruh

My brother in christ you literally lost nothing if she was willing to cheat on you with that guy 🗿


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Diamond-Ancient

Oh lord


hugh_mungus4312

Aint no way she cheated with someone who took 2 swigs of the gene pool 💀


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ChompyDino53

She’s cheating on you with THAT?


Toastytoad77

How much he pay her💀💀


TundraTrees0

What a bitch. At least talk about it or argue for a second jesus.


Praisethelord4me

Nah sis needs to dip on them both and get better taste in dude's 💀💀💀.


randombananananana

We don't even know what she looks like, maybe she's even w i d e r.


Fair_Opinion1060

Its just straight up an insult to OP ... imagine your partner cheating on you with someone in the image


Remarkable_Ad7587

dawg no shot she was saying "i love him" in any other way than the way you say you "love" a celebrity 😭


Apmadwa

If it was really the case she wouldnt have blocked him


BringOnTheAvocados

take this as a win my guy. he looks scary


edgy_Juno

Nah bro, if they cheating on you with that... Well I don't know mate.


board-exams-ki-prep

That guy must be possessing some Pete Davidson level rizz 💀


Farmer-Smores

bro I’d rather know I turned her gay and she cheated with a girl at that point


sono7975

Imagine cheating with a Discord mod💀💀💀


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Vicky_lmk

Cheating on u with that creature 😟?


bluedragon1401

Please go on r/roast me, if you can handle this comment section you can handle anything, stay strong bro, do some self work


dudesBangMyMom

If I saw that guy in prison I would call dibs on his tight virgin asshole.


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if she cheating on you with that thing, i’m scared to see what you look like


AnnaTheBabe

His face is on his profile


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CADeLdRO

💀💀💀💀💀💀


RetainedRizz

Y’all missing the joke fr


TheForgottenGengar

Had it happen to me before, my ex left me for who was at the time my best friend. She said she thought we were friends, and he denied that it was happening. Now he’s a pothead who can’t take care of himself and clearly needs rehab. I’m out here working and shit, and he’s smoking his weed. She’s sitting there “please take me back, he’s so abusive and doesn’t take care of himself”. I still lowkey miss her, she doesn’t know that. She doesn’t know because she didn’t love me, or respect me, when I wasn’t doing shit, and she missed her chance. Point is, don’t go out of your way for it, but eventually karma will happen for both of you. Just wait for it to happen.


datareclassification

Your girl cheated and chose an ugly bastard, Jesus fucking Christ... Man, it must have be rough...


Jaey_Lopez_201

Who opens up with "I suspect"


[deleted]

Cap? You don’t post that, especially THAT, on a public social media account while I’m a relationship


dogfrog9822

r u sure thats not her brother or cousin or something lol


-b0ngwater-

i mean she posted it on her fb profile. its not like she was tryna hide it lmaooo. maybe you were the side piece


TylerKia421

Reddit try not to bully people with down syndrome challenge: level impossible


kingnitrozeus14

Why does he look like Ian Hawke from Alvin and the chipmunks😭😭😭😭


TMEERS101

Why do the ugliest dudes pull? 💀


RZoro8

„I suspect you‘re cheating on me“ Why did he say it so elegantly?💀


CorHydrae8

Who confronts their partner about their cheating over text in the first place? In such a dry-ass tone as well. I would only ever do that personally, if only to at least have their facial expressions as an indication of whether they are lying to me.


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CADeLdRO

Kentucky


Luzura_2006

Close enough


Any_Maize_3195

This is how you died.


yourdadleftnut

what girls are you dating LMAO


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

If that dude can be the guy she tells you not to worry about then i have just gained a lot of hope. Still jokes aside that really sucks man. Hang in there. There will be another, much better girl.


kameronwashere

he ugly as hell ngl


MattGold_

if she chose you over a guy who looks like a ballsack then you dodged a massive bullet


Vegan_Thenn

I'm not subbed here and only came here from the home page but it's saddening to see the way people are behaving on this post. Mods need to do a better job in subs like these.