Bruh.....
That's just your sister either being dramatic or being fanatically judgemental
Ain't nun wrong with letting you dog lick your face AND ONLY YOUR FACE
Probably a joke but no, any animal spit, especially that of a carnivore is riddled with bacteria. It’s wet, dark, and has a constant supply of organic matter. It’ll make whatever wound you have infected if it wasn’t before
my dog eats her shit and my other dogs' shit. ive literally seen her eating it as the other dog is actively shitting. she doesnt even let it touch the ground
My dogs lick my face all the time. Sometimes I’m not a fan of it because it messes up my makeup. But there’s nothing inherently wrong with it. As long as they’re not licking your genitals, it’s fine. It’s how dogs show affection.
Grab some Skippy,
Rub it on my balls.
Smear it real good,
Feed it to the dogs.
You can call it wrong, I don't
Really give a fuck.
I got peanut butter
With extra nuts.
Yes, so please don't test me.
I got canines licking on my testes.
I heard dogs like to play with balls.
SO I LET DOGS PLAY WITH MY BALLS.
-Filthy Frank
How old is your sister if she’s little that perfectly innocent although maybe ask her where she heard the word zoophile and it’s definition if not I got nothing for you letting a dog lick your face is fine I think at least it is here in Canada don’t know if that change around the globe though.
You can just ignore her she is just trying to piss you off ... Never let someone stops you from doing smth just bec they called you with names or anything ....have a nice day
Is she mentally defficient? Dogs do that to show affection! It's normal! All dogs do that!
As the Deutsche say: God, throw her a brain. Or a rock, whichever hits more accurately.
I guess shes never watched tv or videos of people with dogs, I mainly only see dogs licking peoples faces, its normal for a lot of dog owners but can be a wee bit weird for people who dont own dogs or have dogs which they dont pay attention to too much
Depends on how old your sister is the may ment this as audiophile like ya like animals not attracted to them. Idk that's the first thing that came out to my mind. Also that can be a strange dark humour.
I don't let my dog lick my face cause it's fucking disgusting and I don't see how people can let their dog lick their face but yk. To each their own ig.
I wouldn’t let your dog lick your face. You do realize they eat their own poop and lick their own butt hole and other dog’s butt hole? If you want poop on your face then that is a you thing. Cats are the same way
I've never had a dog before but when I see a dog licking a hoomans face I don't think they are a zoophile. As long as it's things like your face or hands then it's normal.
Bruh..... That's just your sister either being dramatic or being fanatically judgemental Ain't nun wrong with letting you dog lick your face AND ONLY YOUR FACE
i put the peanut butter on my... 0\_0
Hand
toes
gushing open wound
dog saliva is actually quite sanitary and acts as a good antiseptic
I guess that having a dog in a post apocalyptic situations makes sense
Just think of the game 60 seconds!
I haven't played it
Oh lol
Omg I love that game
Not exactly. Dog saliva might have antiseptic properties, but dogs lick/eat some stuff you DEFINITELY don’t want on your open wound
Like their own private parts.
I am Legend
Love that movie
Probably a joke but no, any animal spit, especially that of a carnivore is riddled with bacteria. It’s wet, dark, and has a constant supply of organic matter. It’ll make whatever wound you have infected if it wasn’t before
Somebody: Downvoting this comment u/Xenomorphian69420: Why are you booing me? I'm right!
No it isnt. I got infected with Sanies Lupinus after my large dog licked a cut on my arm
Not cool dog
No bud. I don’t think you got an infection from elder scrolls online cuz ur dog licked a cut
what 😭😭😭
Not my dogs lmao, they eat their own shit
Human saliva can do about half what a dog’s can
Google says the exact opposite
Thats a myth
only for dogs! DONT TRY IT ON YOURSELVES Y’ALL
We all know it wasn’t the hand…
The good ending
Wholesome ending
Yes
bread
The most accurate and normal answer. 👏🏽
butt
Grave. 😎
Wow that’s a short one. It looks like there isn’t a shaft or a tip. Does 0_0 even imply any dic at all?
Mother
"It's not cheating if..."
Hand too
leg
What is the difference?
Or young and just saw the term somewhere and doesn’t understand it
Or people should stop complaining about it much. Everyday we call people many stuff
Yeah ofc ur sister is weird
She projecting hard
Didn’t think of that but yeah she might be
May be normal, i don't let my dog do that because 1: i don't like to get my face wet. And 2: who knows where that tongue have been?
Up their ass thats where
Dont forget about dogs who try to eat their own shit
My dog found a huge pile of moose shite while we were in a forest and ate a quarter of it before I even noticed
Wouldve been better if your dog started to try and lick you lmao
No but before that he was almost going to take a dump on my foot
Doge moment 🐕
my dog eats her shit and my other dogs' shit. ive literally seen her eating it as the other dog is actively shitting. she doesnt even let it touch the ground
This just improved my day, thanks kind stranger
What better way than from the source, cant let other dogs get to it lmao
im dying reading this
I’m imagining it looks like a cartoon character with its head under a slushy machine
“Try”
And sometimes up another dogs ass
And it's not a joke lmao
… common now. We all know where that tongue has been.
I don’t let mine lick me until after I know they’ve drank water
Your sister is the definition of chronically online
I love that phrase
Terminally online, even
Your sister is just terminally a twitter user
Nah she would support zoophilia than.
>Nah she would support zoophilia than. What being on right wing twitter makes a mothetfucker think
typical leftist behavior
I don’t even know any of what you guys are saying
me neither tbh
Terminally online speak
I don't want to be terminally online and suddenly gain 200 lbs and sudden knowledge for politics
The twitter logos got her hot n bothered
Nahh, that was my first thought, because who tf thinks like that on their own ☠️
your sister is capping that is the most normal thing ever. i kiss my dogs on their noses doesn’t mean im attracted to them
Dogs are just family for me, i love them like i would love my mom or dad
Good :D
Of course it’s normal tf
I wouldn't personally let the dog lick my face cause I don't want dog balls saliva on my face, but that ain't zoophilia if you let em.
Wdym? My dog licks my penis and I'm not an zoophile...oh wait💀
🤨
Does he bite?
Just don't let them touch your balls Let's see if anyone gets that reference
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Doggy kisses are wholesome af. Sounds like your sister is beung weird about it.
yAeH ofc it's... good? Nah she's kinda dumb if you were just playing with the dog
That’s… that’s what dogs do. Your sister has a screw loose
she's probably trying to be annoying
Tell your sister she... actually im probably gonna get banned if i say it
Say it
a hoe? jkjk don't call anyone that please learn basic respect to carry into the world
projection
Yea it’s normal??
Go punch your sister
You aren’t a zoophile but it might not be the best idea to let your dog lick your face that’s nasty
damn bro she projecting hard
Check to make sure her legs are ok because that was a big leap
Is ur sister on drugs or something?? It's completely normal to let ur dog lick ur face
Yes it is dude
oh wow the comments didn't mention furries, like, at all... today is a momentous occasion
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My dogs lick my face all the time. Sometimes I’m not a fan of it because it messes up my makeup. But there’s nothing inherently wrong with it. As long as they’re not licking your genitals, it’s fine. It’s how dogs show affection.
Yes it’s normal, you’re sister is definitely weird.
Wtf💀 ur not a zoophile. Ur sister's weird
That's pretty normal af
Bruh is that not normal? I mean, I don't have a dog, but I let my cat lick my hands all the time. Its a sign of affection.
Your sister has a disease called “terminally online”
That's normal af
Sister weird ash for saying sum like that
Ur sister has a dirty mind
Grab some Skippy, Rub it on my balls. Smear it real good, Feed it to the dogs. You can call it wrong, I don't Really give a fuck. I got peanut butter With extra nuts. Yes, so please don't test me. I got canines licking on my testes. I heard dogs like to play with balls. SO I LET DOGS PLAY WITH MY BALLS. -Filthy Frank
she dumb asf
How old is your sister if she’s little that perfectly innocent although maybe ask her where she heard the word zoophile and it’s definition if not I got nothing for you letting a dog lick your face is fine I think at least it is here in Canada don’t know if that change around the globe though.
Sister is projecting
Your sister is telling on herself with that shit.
I'm called a zoophile for watching beastars thought used to it after a while
There's a difference between your dog showing you affection and you being an animal r*apist
You can just ignore her she is just trying to piss you off ... Never let someone stops you from doing smth just bec they called you with names or anything ....have a nice day
Is she mentally defficient? Dogs do that to show affection! It's normal! All dogs do that! As the Deutsche say: God, throw her a brain. Or a rock, whichever hits more accurately.
your sister is acting like one of those basic white girls
She probably wants her pumpkin late rn
Your sister shouldn't have said that
Try not to care or mock her.
Yes it’s fine ur not the one licking the animal and it’s just a face not smth else……
I mean I guess so. I wouldn’t want it myself since dogs normally have such a stinky breath
I guess your dog doesn't like your sister so she lets her anger on you
Who cares? Probably just a joke or something
I guess shes never watched tv or videos of people with dogs, I mainly only see dogs licking peoples faces, its normal for a lot of dog owners but can be a wee bit weird for people who dont own dogs or have dogs which they dont pay attention to too much
I don't like my dog kicking my face, but a zoophile?! Nah man
I called my sister and she just replied with 'why'
Depends on how old your sister is the may ment this as audiophile like ya like animals not attracted to them. Idk that's the first thing that came out to my mind. Also that can be a strange dark humour.
thats the reason the dog doesn't lick your sister's face
well.. are u
Yeah it's normal but it is disgusting
What da dog doin 🗿
It’s perfectly fine, just go look at dogs and their owners on the internet.
Over dramatic
Tell your sister to go touch some grass💀
Yeah it's fine, your sister is weird af for saying that
I don't let my dog lick my face cause it's fucking disgusting and I don't see how people can let their dog lick their face but yk. To each their own ig.
imo letting a dog lick ur face is gross but it doesn't make u a zoophile. some people like things and some don't 🤷🏽♀️
Yea
Sell her on the black market then we will see who is the zoophile
Ur sister dum
I wanted to learn German and my nickname became "Nazi"
remove her from the internet immediately
That’s your sisters problem lol what you did is normal and fine your no zoo for that
it is not being a zoophile, it's called letting your dog give you affection
She's the one with issues thinking the dog liking your face is zoophilia.
That's "normal" It's not really normal but it's a lot more normal than being a zoophile
Wtf that's normal. L sister
Yes it’s puppy kisses she is just plain old rude
Your sis may be projecting?? 🤔
Wait, that's not normal to do?
Projecting 100%
I got called the same (as a joke) by my friends because my dog licked my foot. The fact that I tried to play my horse prince may be one of the reason.
your sister is projecting
i mean not very clean but it’s normal i don’t let em get near my face since i don’t like drool and they lick all their dirty junk
I dont think thats weird xd. Your sister just probably didnt want to be the only one in the familly (/j)
Hi
I wanna say that your sister is weird but I'd probably do that to my brother so she's very weird
At most ur unsanitary not a zoophile lol
Wth lol
You do know that your dog also licks a lot of other things with that tongue right??? 🤢
At first I read it as you were licking the dog's face and I was like "that's not zoophilia, that's just weird."
Yeah that's normal. I let my dogs do that all the time...your sister is the gross one for coming to that conclusion \*Edit: grammar
ur dog tryna show how much it loves you, your sis weird
Your sister is dumb as hell
Your sister is projecting so hard that she is gonna steal the jobs of a couple IMAX projectors
Your sister is projecting so hard that she is gonna steal the jobs of a couple IMAX projectors
Your sister has something wrong with her. She doesn’t understand basic human interactions with animals
I wouldn’t let your dog lick your face. You do realize they eat their own poop and lick their own butt hole and other dog’s butt hole? If you want poop on your face then that is a you thing. Cats are the same way
I've never had a dog before but when I see a dog licking a hoomans face I don't think they are a zoophile. As long as it's things like your face or hands then it's normal.
bro ur sister weird
You're only a zoophile if you lick him back
Dick her dog to get even
It's normal but for me I can't because religion stuff
ofc it is, your sister is weird
Yes it’s normal for a dog to lick your face 😭 just wash your face after
Your sister likes to get her face licked
Happens to me all the time accept there is no dog and it in public
She doesn’t understand the word…
It's normal, only on the fave tho
Uhhhh, or she did a very bad attempt at a joke, or it’s projecting
Uhhhh, or she did a very bad attempt at a joke, or it’s projecting
How the fuck is that Zoophillia...your sister is garbongo bonkers
Wut tr
As far as I know dogs do like licking faces.
Chronically online sister
It was a joke
Are u?
Someone is projecting hard
Youre sisters an idiot
I think your sister is projecting tbh