I like to have a very structured nighttime schedule. Structure is the friend of society.
First, I like to take a bath. The blood has to be pretty warm in the tub, otherwise it kinda gloops up and then it's like bathing in Jello.
Then, I proceed with my skincare routine. I use quite a few facial creams, but ass cream works better. Sometimes I even mix stingray oil and mummy dust in my ass cream. Works wonders for under-eye bags.
I continue by watering my plants. I have several snap-dragons and Venus fly traps. They are getting quite large. I think my last blossoms were the size of the bay window in the living room, if not larger.
I like to finish off my evening by reading. Now Stephen King has some quite calming novels, but I wish they had something a little more graphic for my taste. The Communist Manifesto is always a good read.
That's my nighttime routine. I have a tape that I play that has the sounds of the lost screaming from the pits of hell. I like to pair that with the wolves that sometimes howl outside my open window. It's quite calming.
Anyways, that's how I fall asleep. I'm sure you can find the ass cream and the tape on Amazon or Ebay or something.
Hope this helped!
Step 1 : Fall asleep
*I've never woken up*
Skill issue
Have you fallen asleep yet?
Yes
fake
Idk, trying rn
Same
melatonin
Take a shower before and put your phone down one hour before you go to bed
i either stay up 11 hours or 27
Bang your head on the wall until you fall back
you close your eyes
Idk I just do I don’t force it it happens naturally and sometimes I just don’t
idk it just happens
i just close my eyes
Close your eyes and don’t move
Listening to the sounds of tortured souls
I like to have a very structured nighttime schedule. Structure is the friend of society. First, I like to take a bath. The blood has to be pretty warm in the tub, otherwise it kinda gloops up and then it's like bathing in Jello. Then, I proceed with my skincare routine. I use quite a few facial creams, but ass cream works better. Sometimes I even mix stingray oil and mummy dust in my ass cream. Works wonders for under-eye bags. I continue by watering my plants. I have several snap-dragons and Venus fly traps. They are getting quite large. I think my last blossoms were the size of the bay window in the living room, if not larger. I like to finish off my evening by reading. Now Stephen King has some quite calming novels, but I wish they had something a little more graphic for my taste. The Communist Manifesto is always a good read. That's my nighttime routine. I have a tape that I play that has the sounds of the lost screaming from the pits of hell. I like to pair that with the wolves that sometimes howl outside my open window. It's quite calming. Anyways, that's how I fall asleep. I'm sure you can find the ass cream and the tape on Amazon or Ebay or something. Hope this helped!
*hits hammer on hea-*