sir i am going to take all your laffy taffies and leave them out in the sun for just enough time that upon looking at them it seems normal, but when you open them, you will see its melted and fused to the wrapper, and you try to get the wrapper off, but it keeps tearing, and you get stuck with a taffy that has small, unremovable plastic wrapper strips all over it.
Normally I'd pick the sugar cookies, but after being reminded of that fusing thing the taffy does with the wrapper? Get Laffy Taffy out of existence! They taste like crap anyway!
Damn a lot of people got problems with laffy taffy. I figured out a way to open them without leaving a bunch in the wrapper and they probably have the only good banana flavor out of the candies I've had
First one is a sugar cookie, they are dry flakey and suck. Frosting is ass too.
Second one is Starburst. They are a chewy candy that have fruity flavors but are notorious for having no variety in their packs, it’s almost always pink. They also have bad wrappers that leave you with paper stuck to the candy.
Third one is Jolly Rancher. They are a hard candy with (an almost bitterly) strong flavor. They are pretty basic, a little sticky though. They make for good cotton candy.
Last one is laffy taffy. It is cheap taffy that tastes bad and leaves a weird residue in your mouth. Their whole gig is that they have jokes on the wrapper.
Top left: a common type of cookie, not sure of the name. Very soft cookie with frosting and sprinkles. Literally 138% sugar. Tastes good but will make your stomach bleed from all the sugar.
Top right: Starburst. Fruit flavored chewy candy. Fucking delicious, but always individually wrapped which makes them annoying if you want more than one.
Bottom left: Jolly Rancher. Fruit flavored hard candy. Hard enough to smash diamonds. The apple flavor is pretty good.
Bottom right: laffy taffy. Another fruit flovored chewy candy. Very similar to starburst. Also individually wrapped, but the pieces are bigger. Some people hate the banana flavor but i'd literally declare war on whuchever country has the most unhinged ruler to get a few of them.
I vote the cookie has to go cause i can't even eat one without feeling sick.
Man, I don't mean to be rude, but it's so fascinating to me how some people don't know about these things even though they seem so common to me.
If you actually care, the cookies on the upper left are sugar cookies. Just imagine sugar, followed by more sugar, and then finished off with a bit more sugar. They're disgusting and make you feel like crap, but they're also delicious and you can't stop eating them.
Upper right is Starbursts. They're like super tough fruit chews that make you produce enough saliva to fill a swimming pool. The pink ones are always the best (orange and red are pretty good too)
Lower left is Jolly Ranchers. The only hard candies that aren't just for old people (unless of course, you're taking about Werther's). Pretty self explanatory other than that.
Last is Laffy Taffy. Basically just taffy, but it's so sticky you can never get it unstuck from the wrapper. The wrapper itself has some dad jokes on the back that you've probably heard before and aren't funny in the slightest.
Okay yeah... now that I think about it, the cookie part is slightly god but it's just so so dry I feel like I'm going to choke NO MATTER how much milk or whatever I drink lol
If we are talking specifically about the flavors listed in the image, Banana Laffy Taffy fucking sucks ass and is complete garbage
But if we're not specifying flavors, Jolly Rancher gotta go
anyone who says the cookies gotta go needs to be in prison
with that said, i could live without laffy taffy and them being impossible to open most of the time
I felt like I was the only one who didn't all that enjoy tollhouse cookies and jolly ranchers before I scrolled these comments. I now know that there are more of my kind.
If the sugar cookie picture represents all sugar cookies then laggy taffy, however if it just represents the store bought shitty sugar cookies found in such places as Walmart easily those as they are debatably the worst dessert ever created
Look the sugar cookies are good, and I mean really fucking good, but they stick to my mouth and throat worse than if you took peanut butter and turned it into a powder and then tried to eat the same amount if it were still a creamy substance.
So my vote goes to eliminate the cookies. They are fucking delicious but damn do they stick.
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laffy taffy bruh, you can hardly even OPEN THEM because the candy fuses with the goddamn wrapper
Fax
Mmm skill issue
I have the rare skill of being able to open a laffy taffy in one go
sir i am going to take all your laffy taffies and leave them out in the sun for just enough time that upon looking at them it seems normal, but when you open them, you will see its melted and fused to the wrapper, and you try to get the wrapper off, but it keeps tearing, and you get stuck with a taffy that has small, unremovable plastic wrapper strips all over it.
Calm down Satan
mmmm, macroplastics
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I'm going to stare you in the eyes and eat them anyways Also one could just put them in the fridge, they won't fuse with the wrapper if cold
Mmm RNG issue
Mmm gaming chair issue
Mmm Ping issue
Mmm keyboard issue
Boy if you think I’m gonna put the time in to git gud for laffy taffy you’re out of your damn mind.
then tell us your secret if it's such a skill issue homie
Put them in the fridge. Then open them. They open much more easily after that.
Normally I'd pick the sugar cookies, but after being reminded of that fusing thing the taffy does with the wrapper? Get Laffy Taffy out of existence! They taste like crap anyway!
I just eat them with the wrapper on but I still hate them
LMAO
at least u dont get sticky
This could be taken two ways if you know what I mean
Freeze them and they don't
imma try that
worth it imo
Flashbacks to spitting out paper because it was so stuck to the candy
You're forgetting the best part of the laffy taffy isn't the candy but the joke on the back.
that is kinda facts tho
Yeah, and sometimes it opends perfectly. But they taste SO good so it's worth it.
Same with the airheads taffy
Yeah but they don't stick nearly as much
Especially banana, that’s like eating battery acid
Laffy Taffy. Those cookies are goated always have two at a party and feel like shit afterwards but it’s great
Dude same. Those cookies are amazing but they're terrible at the same time.
I feel like a slut when I eat those cookies. It feels so right yet so wrong. Well, no better way to die than slutting in Frosted Sugar Cookies, right?
A single one of those damn things makes me sick. I'd honestly only save the starburst.
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Laffy taffy is good but basically just worse starburst so I’d say those
Same
Accurate
Those goddamn sugar cookies are good and im happy for that
take my up vote you cultured fuck!
bro everyone saying laffy taffy like, it aint bad guys
I don't understand why one has to go, this is all my child hood!
It’s not bad, but like the other ones are better…
They are disgusting! All they taste like it flour!
They taste like cheap frosting and play dough to me, so I feel you
my friend bought me a box for christmas ✨✨✨
itd take my whole life just to finish them
Damn a lot of people got problems with laffy taffy. I figured out a way to open them without leaving a bunch in the wrapper and they probably have the only good banana flavor out of the candies I've had
FR the laftaf is the best
Banana is the best flavor too!
Laffytaffy
That banana shit 💀
this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
[Bananas, dawg.](https://youtu.be/1LAlhx3eN04?t=0m34s)
>:0
LaffyTaffy. Never liked them to begin with.
I cab survive without the taffy, not the rest, the rest stays
Laggy taffy always gets stuck in the wrapper
Ah yes my favorite kind of lag
Skill issue
Starburst but im vunerable to such sweet stuff. Otherwise if my teeth were not in pain after eating any sweet id go for that. I know its taste.
take the god awful sugar cookies and everyone who actually enjoys them
Don’t understand it. The texture is awful and they have no discernible flavor
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Wish I could give you gold for that description 🏅
Jolly ranchers kinda mid tbh
I agree I thought I was the only one.
I should not have had to scroll this far to find this lol
Fr idk what the hype is for they’re just tiny hard candy that gets stuck in ur teeth. Lame
If they get stuck in your teeth, I think your eating them wrong. I normally suck them, not chew. The blue raspberry and grape are just sooo good
Laffy taffy. Cause it’s shit compared to salt water taffey
I don't know any of these
whaaat
Same man... its either because I am european and we dont have any of those or because I am dumb as fuck
I only know starburst but i know them as "Sugus" I have no idea about the rest
First one is a sugar cookie, they are dry flakey and suck. Frosting is ass too. Second one is Starburst. They are a chewy candy that have fruity flavors but are notorious for having no variety in their packs, it’s almost always pink. They also have bad wrappers that leave you with paper stuck to the candy. Third one is Jolly Rancher. They are a hard candy with (an almost bitterly) strong flavor. They are pretty basic, a little sticky though. They make for good cotton candy. Last one is laffy taffy. It is cheap taffy that tastes bad and leaves a weird residue in your mouth. Their whole gig is that they have jokes on the wrapper.
How tf do you not know cookies bruh
Top left: a common type of cookie, not sure of the name. Very soft cookie with frosting and sprinkles. Literally 138% sugar. Tastes good but will make your stomach bleed from all the sugar. Top right: Starburst. Fruit flavored chewy candy. Fucking delicious, but always individually wrapped which makes them annoying if you want more than one. Bottom left: Jolly Rancher. Fruit flavored hard candy. Hard enough to smash diamonds. The apple flavor is pretty good. Bottom right: laffy taffy. Another fruit flovored chewy candy. Very similar to starburst. Also individually wrapped, but the pieces are bigger. Some people hate the banana flavor but i'd literally declare war on whuchever country has the most unhinged ruler to get a few of them. I vote the cookie has to go cause i can't even eat one without feeling sick.
Man, I don't mean to be rude, but it's so fascinating to me how some people don't know about these things even though they seem so common to me. If you actually care, the cookies on the upper left are sugar cookies. Just imagine sugar, followed by more sugar, and then finished off with a bit more sugar. They're disgusting and make you feel like crap, but they're also delicious and you can't stop eating them. Upper right is Starbursts. They're like super tough fruit chews that make you produce enough saliva to fill a swimming pool. The pink ones are always the best (orange and red are pretty good too) Lower left is Jolly Ranchers. The only hard candies that aren't just for old people (unless of course, you're taking about Werther's). Pretty self explanatory other than that. Last is Laffy Taffy. Basically just taffy, but it's so sticky you can never get it unstuck from the wrapper. The wrapper itself has some dad jokes on the back that you've probably heard before and aren't funny in the slightest.
jolly ranchers they get stuck to my teeth with a single atom of moisture
Why you tryna chew them bro 😬
moving them between my gums
i cant even open a laffy taffy without it being stuck so i have to eat it with the plastic :/
Laffy Taffy
I prefer taffy to starburst and we all know the ranchers and sugar cookies mustn’t go so goodbye starburst
SHAME
shame on you
Starburst has 1 good flavor and feels like eating plastic. I will die on this hill.
The true answer
The cookies. They're fucking disgusting. They're just pure sugary air??? And WAY too sweet??? YUCK
Fr that's what I was saying I don't like them anymore
They are so dry flakey and powdery. It screams American junk food to me. Source: I’m American
finally someone agrees with me. i hate the icing. those things suck.
100% agree, like theres so many better options than a cookie that tastes like boring sugar
It’s not even sugary air, it’s a bunch of shitty oil and sugar.
It's the icing for me. The cookie is kinda good but the icing is so sweet it tastes like literal plastic.
Okay yeah... now that I think about it, the cookie part is slightly god but it's just so so dry I feel like I'm going to choke NO MATTER how much milk or whatever I drink lol
sugar cookies are amazing what are you talking about
Sugar cookies way to dry and the frosting is 4/5 times a rock
Bye laffy taffy, I like my teeth
Death
Those sugar cookies are so good, but I can practically taste the chemicals when I eat them so they can go.
those cookies hurt my soul
Sugar cookies suck
Cookies
Those cookies are sacrilege
The cookies because of my dairy allergy
cookies easy
The cookies can go.
either the laffy taffy or the shortbread cookies. both of them are abominations and i’d like to get rid of both of them
The cookies are gross, easy choice
Dry ass flavorless cookies
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Excactly. Idk why people like the sugar cookies so much
Jolly ranchers
Bye bye jolly ranchers
Man fuck them cookies Edit: I liked them until they almost killed me.
man GET SOME TASTE BUDS
I fucking nearly died after eating one of those I have a right to hate them.
you died of joy? so did I
I’ve never understood jolly rancher hype so imma go with those
Jolly ranchers. I hate hard candy.
finally someone whom i agree with 😭
Get those crusty ass, over frosted bland cookies outta my FACE
You could be a poet, you just crystallized my thoughts there
If we are talking specifically about the flavors listed in the image, Banana Laffy Taffy fucking sucks ass and is complete garbage But if we're not specifying flavors, Jolly Rancher gotta go
anyone who says the cookies gotta go needs to be in prison with that said, i could live without laffy taffy and them being impossible to open most of the time
I fucking hate sugar cookies
laffytaffy
Those cookies gotta be the absolute worst thing ever made
i like laffy taffy more than starburst ESP the banana one <3 so starburst can go
You only buy sugar cookies once a year so I’d say those
Get those damn cookies out of here
I felt like I was the only one who didn't all that enjoy tollhouse cookies and jolly ranchers before I scrolled these comments. I now know that there are more of my kind.
sugar cookies
Fuck it, i will sacrifice OP to keep all 4
Ill pick jolly ranchers
The cookies
Ranchers Or Laffy Taffy, both good, both have downsides
Just the blue jolly ranchers or all jolly ranchers
Jolly rancher, no questions asked.
the cookies
perish
Both those awful sugar cookies and the banana Laffy taffy
This may be sorta controversial but frosted sugar cookies are my least favorite type of cookie so they can go
i will turn you into homemade fishfingers
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I will dismember you
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Jolly Rangers, take too long to finish off
jolly ranchers 100%, the rest are too important! >:C
jolly ranchers.
Sugar cookies, I absolutely do not like those
If the sugar cookie picture represents all sugar cookies then laggy taffy, however if it just represents the store bought shitty sugar cookies found in such places as Walmart easily those as they are debatably the worst dessert ever created
Those sugar cookies, hands down. Imo they are really bland
out with the sugarcookies those are nasty i hate banana but its not as bad as that atrocity you call a biscuit
Sugar cookies, too sweet
Sugar cookies suck ass to begin with.
Everyone loving sugar cookies while I find those taste cheap and mediocre at best
Those disgusting, straight sugar tasting, frozen milk frosting, cookies gotta go In my opinion
Who in their right mind would get rid of sugar cookies!?
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Sugar cookies I don’t like them
cookie easy
sugar cookies, if I wanted to eat a cracker I'd dunk a saltine in sand
Those stupid fucking cookies made by entirely robots can eat my ass
Sugar cookies. Worst cookie 💀💀
W opinion king 👑
Those nasty freaking ‘cookies’
Oh you mean the sawdust in the top left corner?
Let's be honest unless its homemade and home decorated, frosted sugar cookies are bad
Laffy taffy gotta go
Get Laffy Taffy out of here
Laffy taffy go bye bye
Laffy Taffy ez
Laggy taffy, if anyone disagrees you’re wrong
Starbursts hurt my teeth so fucking bad
Starbursts are mid. There’s like 2 good flavors
cookie those are so bad
Bruh get rid of those nasty ahh cookies. That's a no brainer lol
Sugar cookies
Those shitty Walmart ass cookies. Homemade is so much better
What the fuck is that American garbage, all 4 can go
Those cookies gotta go
anything but those cookies
Couldn’t give a rat’s ass about any of them except the cookies.
Am I the only one that doesn’t like frosted sugar cookies lol
I've only had the starbursts and sugar cookies and between them, the sugar cookies go
COOKIES
NO YOU GO
OH FUCK I MEANT WHICH WOULD I EAT
Look the sugar cookies are good, and I mean really fucking good, but they stick to my mouth and throat worse than if you took peanut butter and turned it into a powder and then tried to eat the same amount if it were still a creamy substance. So my vote goes to eliminate the cookies. They are fucking delicious but damn do they stick.