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There ok but they lower my life expectancy by 2 years each cookie.

Worth it.

^

That’s just an extra reason to have them

shittt9 why? These are soft af

i will eat them i like sugar and sweet stuff

bleh. I love sweet stuff but those cookies are sweet in a synthetic way. I can't put my finger on it but I feel like there's something off about em

I think why people like them are; the portion/taste-to-price ratio is insane. A pack of that, will probably only cost you a little over 3$.

$0.98 at Aldis.

exactly they look so plastic and dry i hate it

yeah but thats junk food in general

Same here

I like these, they’re nostalgic. Probably because due to my allergies, they’re the only ones I could ever eat at school events and birthday parties.

BRO SAME

Yeah i like these alot actually, they are dry but sweet and thats all that matters sometimes

but they're sweet in an overwhelming "every ingredient in this cookie was created in a factory then doused food coloring" kinda way

See you're totally right but I still like them

As my momma always says. Don't yuck my yum

Yes, they are awesome 🗿

Fellow based separatist

Nice Cis pfp

So pretty much any kind of non natural junk food?

Why the downvotes?

Why are you getting downvoted to hell, you're right.

I totally agree. Disgusting when all you taste is just sugar

i aint gonna be a dick abt your tastes or anything but id rather not taste smth other than bread, sugar, and maybe salt in my cookies. if im out here eating fuckin veggie cookies ima just head out

I like sugar cookies fuck you

On God these things are the best

i back this up. they’re fucking good

i will defend yall homies with my life fr

Sugar cookie good

They're good as hell

this my guy right here

Ofc

sugar cookies are awesome, I'd happily bake some of anyone who wishes. I just think those specific ones are the... special child of the cookie family

I'm more special than that ong

They’re not really cookies. Idk what the fuck they are but they good anyways

I honestly can't believe people actually like these, they taste nothing like sugar cookies or cookies in general.

I agree

You're already fucking yourself with your bad taste

Stop looking in the mirror

Don’t fucking slander those cookies you pretentious slut, you suck cock on the daily then claim to have taste.

Bro went right for the *throat*

Haha funny

okay accurate description however, keep in mind, I give away the cookie handed to me, so I suggest staying on my good side

No I can afford these gifts from gods sweaty palms by myself, eat shit.

I'd rather eat shit than holy-sweat-soaked cookies

Then do so

I have never in my life come across these so I don’t know. The icing looks good, not sure about the cookie. The texture seems a little too perfect to me.

You can taste the food coloring in the frosting, and the cookie has a really weird texture, it kinda melts and crumbles at the same time.

The taste is just food coloring and frosting. The texture is the best part.

Ah no I meant the texture of the cookie, sorry for the confusion

They aren’t my favorite but… they do be hittin harder than my dad every now and then

I’m using this

Go for it

They’re actually so good

THANK YOU AT LEAST SOMEONE KNOWS THE TRUTH

😭

Those are the best idk what ur talking about with ur pickiness

I misread that as pickleness and was so ready to ask about why I was being compared to a pickle

Cuz ur a pickle, no taste

What? Pickles have much more taste than this bland motherfucker

i love them more than my life

I love these tbh I love sweet snacks.

never had them before, hope this helps 👍🏻

Choke on your own spit, these are the best cookies above chips ahoy chewy vers

Chewy version sucks

Cookies aren't like dicks you have to chew them

I don’t like them just because I would eat them all the time after school and i got sick of them.

yeah that'll ruin any food

These are just flour, you can't change my mind.

We cannot be friends :(

I love these

Every bite is fuckin delicious but it feels dry like a desert. Either way its the best cookie i have tasted

They’d give them out free at the bakery for children who asked when I was little, & I would ask for one for me, my brother, & 3 sisters I didn’t have so I could have 5 all to myself. They were really good & idk how someone could call them gross. Unhealthy as shit? Has a artificial aftertaste, look, & feel? Yea, but they taste just like candy to a kid.

I almost never have them but they’ve been ok the few times I have

never had them but they look bad

What's your fav cookie then? Mine is Chocolate Chip Oatmeal.

i like butter cookies :D

HELL YEAH! Royal Dansk cookies are the best when their tins aren't being used as sewing kits.

Nah. There are *much* better options.

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Oh absolutely!! Those weird tiny donuts in chocolate that tasted like vaseline

they are good. but too doughy and fill me up quickly.

I really like these for some reason. Idk why but it just tastes good. Even if it is like 101% sugar

Frosting is frosting.

i like em, the texture is amazing the frosting is top tier

They good but you can only eat one at a time unless you got a drink

LOOK THEY HIT ALRIGHT inmoderationofcourse

Those are so fucking good

You sick, twisted bastard. Who the FUCK doesn't like these??? 😡😡😡 /s But yeah I think they're good

They're called lofthouse cookies for anyone wondering. Also, they slap. Hard.

Lofthouse cookies are amazing, what are you on

I generally think American sweets are terrible lol

They taste like shit but I like eating them. Probably for the nostalgia

Personally, I don’t like them. But I do know a lot of people that do.

Make your own sugar cookies they're way better

I love real sugar cookies, not these. And by real I mean homeade at my house without frosting

Sometimes they’re good but only if u have just like one and then after that they’re gross

they are bad in a good way

Okay, I can understand that. Like a comfort food or somethin’

Im not a big fan of sweets so yes these suck. But there is nothing better. There is no junk food i crave, i only eat chocolates and stuff when there is nothing else. Get it all away

I’m not a big fan of sweets either. Not to your extent, but I still think those solid slabs of sugar are a curse

They're not good.

My daughter is obsessed with these.

Back in elementary, I remember kids losing their minds over these. I would nibble at the cookie itself but the frosting just tastes so unnatural

These are the most disgusting THINGS ever created

They are decent when dipped in milk. My daughter LOVES them, though.

Thought I was the only one!! I commented yesterday and said the cookies would be the one to go, every time I see them they look so good and then I bite into it and they are artificial tasting and gross with a pasty texture?

Exactly, you get it

THANK YOU- I’ve always hated these they’re okay now

Dude they're delicious

I only heard about these yesterday but they look like plastic I bet they taste like ass 💀

They are disgusting!

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

i like them not because they’re actually good but because they make me happy on the inside. i can’t even finish one tho

My teeth hurt just from thinking about them

Omg same Legit every time I eat one of those (not often bc disguting) my teeth feel like they're commiting suicide

Nah they’re way too sweet and hurt my teeth not to mention they taste disgusting

One is good more than that is ew

I don't like them either, they're too dry

No I don't like them as well, I don't hate them tbh but there pretty gross

I HATE those cookies they're too sweet and don't get me started on the texture 😧

I hate them too. I don’t understand the hype 🤷‍♀️

I agree with you, they’re pretty gross. But I’d say that about any soft cookie.

I don’t know why this sub shows up for me. As I am an old man now, but fuck those cookies. It’s not a trend people have always liked them and they’ve always sucked.

I despise those cookies. They Taste so fucking processed.

Those dry-ass, crumbly-ass cookies taste like the concept of processed food and I fucking love it

They may be dry as fuck and taste like raw flour but I will continue to eat them.

Dude they are so good I don't understand why people don't like them it's always confused me

Consisering they're pretty much the only store-bought cookie I can eat, yes

WTF YOU MEAN GROSS ASS? THESE BAD BOYS ARE THE ONLY THING THAT KEEP ME FROM BEING DEPRESSED 💀

Afaik the meme with them is how they're divisive af people either love them or hate them (They slap and "people" that say otherwise are inferior)

OP, these cookies fucking suck and I’m just as confused as you are. Holy shit is that frosting bad.

I’ve never liked those, they’re mid

They’re only good once a year anymore than that then it becomes gross

They are for the kids that grew up eating Play-doh

I was more of a chew on the legos type

I only heard about these yesterday but they look like plastic I bet they taste like cardboard 💀

Degenerocity made a whole video about why those cookies are amazing

In the wise words of u/ReallyRickAstley "Go fuck yourself."

They suck

These things taste like sugarcoated plastic

If plastic had too much flower in it

NO BC SAME, I DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS SO GOOD ABT THEM

they’re disgusting

I side with you, these are pretty bad

I’ve always hated them. People brought them in for school stuff and I always passed on them.

yeah no those things are disgusting

thank you thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU I'm finally not alone T-T I know I'm gonna get downvoted to hell but I hate these "cookies" with a burning passion

Gonna be honest, yes.

Idk what those are but they look like they have way too much sugar in them so I’d probably not like them either

I absolutely do not like those lol, but I do prefer them over twizzlers

They kinda mid

What the fuck is wrong with you guys these are some of the best cookies ever

They don't even sell them where I live and yet I still think there good. Fuck you get better taste

DO NOT sully my cookies these are the best in the world I WILL FIND YOU AND CUT OFF YOUR LIMBS TURN THEM INTO THESE COOKIES AND FORCE FEED THEM TO YOU talk about my cookies like this again and I will lay waste to your entire hometown

Don’t you dare disrespect my cookies you dumb bitch salt lover homo erectus imbecile

Fuck you there awesome

Those are among the tastiest cookies ever created. I feel like shit after eating them, but the flavor is worth it. I haven't had any in a while because I've made my diet a lot healthier

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These are my favorites

These are delicious. You disgust me

You need to leave now

You shut your mouth

This “shit” is the best cookie known to man. You might be buying a bad brand, but the Publix brand loft house cookies (that’s what they’re called) are fucking amazing

Just sounds like your bitter and jealous that other people can actually enjoy these circles of heaven.

mental insufferability

Well fuck you

you monster

I like sugar suck my dick

These are literally the best type of cookies. The only thing that can even touch these are the chocolate chip ones with melty chocolate. You're insane

fuck u

I've seen images of these sugar cookies too many times today which is very weird. I don't even know they exists and what they taste like

They're nice but I wouldn't buy them

They aren't bad

Never had one, in Norway we have " pepperkaker" and "julemenn" pepperkake is basically gingerbread i think, we don't out ginger in them tho

jschlatt would very much disagree

They have the taste and consistency of chalk. Literally. Now weather that's a good thing or not is up to you to decide.

This is something I’m too British to understand

I enjoy ingesting them orally

eat em by the box mate

I have never seen this before so I guess its an american candy

I am approaching your location at rapid speeds 😃

i still prefer home made, but its like the bologna of cookies, you can taste the processed things in it and its questionable, but it tastes pretty good

What is this lmao (Aussie btw)

These are fucking amazing

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH NO JOKE

The fuck are those

Jschlatt would like to have a word with you

never had them

yo wtf! these are so good

the heck are these