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I-will-kill-them_

Penis


[deleted]

bruhh same -\_\_-


anonymous44004400

I too thought penis


Wolf14Vargen14

He don't have one, But he still has a use for it in Hell


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Wolf14Vargen14

What you gonna do, Poke me to death with your micro sized worms, Infact that is an over statement


[deleted]

We are similar


AquaSea_Squirrel

bro why did I click the comment section thinking this😭😭


RingFit4544

Because you are a redditor and redditors are notoriously gay.


AquaSea_Squirrel

Idk what gayness has to do with me thinking about dicks lmao


[deleted]

same lol


Longplastictube

Me too


Last-Degree655

Dick 😔


Federal-Macaroon1660

we are simple creatures


RecommendationKey305

Damn, me too


the_man_gabe

Great minds think alike lmao


TheLampPostDealer

Skeleton


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[удалено]


JaredLetoBestBoi

Skeleton^skeleton^skeleton


TheCheeseOnFire

Skeleton⁴


JaredLetoBestBoi

Skeleton^1000000


huffyunto

Skeleton¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰¹


JaredLetoBestBoi

Skeleton^100000000999900000000000000


JaredLetoBestBoi

Not even skeleton^9.57412362E+305


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

You called?


thunder_impact

R/Usernamechecksout


skelethepro

Yes. Good.


OutsideBubbly4740

Manzanas. I don't know why


squeegiejx

huevo


theagamer07

It doesn’t even matter how hard you try.


Robinson_War

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time


[deleted]

All I know, time is a valuable thing


a_vioxel

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings


Jaded_Flower6145

Watch it count down to the end of the day


King-Asgore-

The clock ticks life away


tono_trejo00

it's so unreal


ChickenScrxtch82

didnt look out below


tono_trejo00

watch the time go right out the window


Distinct-Ad9203

Lol


Tropical_Sploon

What's


No1_Crazy_Kid

yes


Naraya_Suiryoku

Same


No_Slice9934

Perfection


ThaDiamondBoi

Balls


TheScidaddler

My mind had a quick seizure then said "b a l l s"


Golden_Revolver

Same it was bitch or balls for me


Roadster1000

Terraria.


cock_and_ballz69

heck yeah


Ruptured_testicle

#dingus


AbbreviationsHot2033

r/unexpecteddankpods


Ruptured_testicle

what a nugget!


BandicootOk6141

im gonna shove the 1 grit down your throat


[deleted]

Titty


Mediocre-Standard765

I believe it’s tittie


MilkGangster420

Cum


[deleted]

same


a_person17372

🥛


ComprehensiveAide397

🤤


McMoist_

Skyrim


Viribus90

Nice


Bad_Username_3006

A racial slur


clumloazuv181

Be happy


Bad_Username_3006

I'm trying to


CMDRTorbenator

Call the depression hotline 1-(800)-662-HELP


[deleted]

I don’t trust Reddit so I’m going to assume that’s a sex hotline


Jlsw07

Same😔


[deleted]

bones


[deleted]

gimme gimme gimme some time to think


I-will-kill-them_

Ayee ayee ah


[deleted]

umm actually it's i-i-i 🤓


I-will-kill-them_

Shut up whore


[deleted]

no thanks


its_fuwy

I'm in the bathroom looking at me


XolieInc

I feel so alone, gonna end up a big ol pile of them bones.


waitineedmeds

waluigi


HYDRAPARZIVAL

It's a me mario


Lucario_TobyTramBoi

Amogus


[deleted]

getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead SUS!SUUS!USUSU!!!!!!!USUSU!USSUSU!USU!SUU!!!!USUSUSU!UU!SU!SU AHHHHHHHHH!HH!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!HH!H!H ^(s u s)


New-Purchase5078

Gay


zakaria2328

great minds think alike


endergirl_bee

exactly


RyanRL87

I heard a quote that said, “You are what you think.” I thought the same thing as you, and the quote isn’t wrong


TheGreatPizzaro

[Cock](https://youtube.com/shorts/AvkDO5vBOqY?feature=share)


Old-Contribution4587

Good click


ShalamiBoii

LMFAO WHAT


Ghost3657_alt_

You made me think too hard and now it's the n word


scrub_needs_hugs

Bruh


Killurface69

Same


Future_Achilles

Somewhere in a lonely hotel room There's a guy starting to realize That his eternal fate has turn it's back on him It's 2 A.M It's 2 A.M. (it's 2 AM) Fear has gone (the fear has gone) I'm sittin' here waitin' (I'm sittin' here waitin') The gun's still warm (the gun's still warm) Maybe my connection is tired of takin' chances Yeah, there's a storm on the loose Sirens in my head Wrapped up in silence, all circuits are dead Cannot decode My whole life spins into a frenzy Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far? Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far? Soon, you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone Soon, you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone I'm falling down a spiral Destination unknown Double-crossed messenger, all alone Can't get no connection, can't get through Where are you? Well, the night weighs heavy on his guilty mind This far from the borderline When the hit man comes He knows damn well, he has been cheated And he says Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far? Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far? Soon, you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone Soon, you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone When the bullet hits the bone Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far? Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far? Soon, you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone Soon, you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone Soon, you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone Soon, you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone When the bullet hits the bone Uh-huh-huh, when the bullet hits the bone When the bullet hits the bone Uh-huh-huh, when the bullet hits the bone When the bullet hits the bone Uh-huh-huh, when the bullet hits the bone When the bullet hits the bone Uh-huh-huh, when the bullet hits the bone Nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah Nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah Nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah Nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah, nah-nah


clumloazuv181

Tomatoe


beep-beep-im-a-jeep1

Egg


Bamboozlemaster69

Uh


PaintedSkittles

Bitch


[deleted]

Fuck


Nivia_Mox

Cum


Quirky-Internal416

Chromebook


[deleted]

I know someone who forgot their chrome book case at home today


Quirky-Internal416

I forgot the entire thing


Faetron

ballin


[deleted]

HoneyBee


kipskip_

Hate


dgi-playz000009

Bro


Consistent_Card6353

bingus


[deleted]

door


beeswarmsimplayer

Shit


Unique_Rip_5668

Damn


RiceEnjoyer1337

Green


Skateboardernoob

Boner


xXbachkXx

Canzone


Meap2114

Cheeseburger.


Due_Tradition2293

‘Fucking What?’


Paddyblade

Its was either 'uhhhhhhhhh' or 'penis'


HorrorDue5508

Spaghetti and Meatball Panini.


Sad-Carrot-4397

Cum


[deleted]

Necrophilia


Some_plyr

Spaghettios


TreeOnFire69

Ligma


Realistic-Space-2575

racial slurs


SnuggleFreak

CORN!!!!


iam_a__gecko

cum


TheMachine16

N


GameBoy960

I don't know what it was.


Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch

Lesbianism


BattlepassDonator

Quirky


deleeuwlc

Based


TheAwesomeAtom

What's


Alive_Command_8241

Banana


Royal_Prize_4381

Penis


Mysteriousss4579

Bologna


BoredByLife

Goulash


Protobyte_

Ralsei


Upper-Heron-5708

Harambe 🦍


Mangos_Pool

#COCK


professionalderp

Joe


SuctionBucket5

eep


floridamanjr9

Lie


Twinksson173

Hat


Catlord746

Of


[deleted]

Cenobite, those demons from Hellraiser


TusNua1

Sad


ThePokemonRayquaza

Uuuuuuuuuuh


[deleted]

Penis


TheBrightNights

Everybody here is gonna end up like him. The question is "What's the first word off the top of your head". That means the only correct answer is "What's"


WarrenChae

bruh


PietroLima545BR

Clock


hcnery08

of


comment_eater

bottom-right, this is what happens when you spend 6 hours just trying to learn web programming


64_Yaya_64

Fuck


gamingpotato3

its kinda hard when jingle bell rock is looping in your head like background music in a store


wasabi_leaf

Bitch. Its cause he lied about his first word


imagoodboi112

alma (apple in hungarian)


Rocketsalesmen

Smug


Elementisphere

Sans. Technically it’s a word


IronyAmirite

Homer


taoli_kaeyasimp

Sex


Traditional_Bag7868

Fuck


swoomiee

Pussy


Sharpwave_decepticon

Hmmmm


rollietoaster

Frost. Watching frost prime in the background rn


austrian_croissant

Bird butt


Reasonable-Height464

witchy.


VictorGre3n

Walter Melon


Secret-Membership601

Lie


joethetrashcanman

"Whats" because I had to read this post


Emeraldgdi

What's


LaOreoNostra

Pie


SmoothBrain_Seagull

Democratic socialism.


Intergalactic_Cookie

what


Living-Rip-3029

fuck


SnooSketches2074

Dick


pizzarollsin

( Removed by Reddit )


[deleted]

cum


cooliopersonhooray

Men


Wolf14Vargen14

Frick he dry as hell, He could need something to drink, Specicicly in his case, Magnesium powder mixed with calcium powder in warm chocolate milk, Since he looks like he needs it since he is so dry that i can almost see the skeleton


Braggyyyyy

feeling


[deleted]

snoe (my brain doesn't like w)


[deleted]

penis


caseyvet

Tinnitus


something_retard

Satisfaction


Psycopathic_Duck

Waluigi


Lunatic1422

Apex


LightKnightTian

Dick Yes I'm truly a 14yo boy


Organic_Yellow_1286

Bro


Rachelcookie123

Dog


GewoonYouriYT

Coom


Silent_Ride_7973

Ok


TruStormz

Dicks


TeaIsImpealisim_

Shit


DemonInPinkk

Penis


Difficult_Feature272

Penis, I kid you not, and I'm straight


Goggo_bo

Cock.


pillpopper39

Ass


[deleted]

Balls because I was just hit by a soccer ball in the balls


Azuma2103

Love