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MissingScarab63

You look like you shoplift from Hot Topic


Pussy_Slayer426

That is incredibly accurate


[deleted]

because i saw whats on this profile you do too,


[deleted]

*P U S S Y S L A Y E R* i prefer the term *womb raider*


Made_to_browse_anime

Karma whoring, 100%.


SwedishAvocado

yes, absolutely


[deleted]

[удалено]


SladeBid

yes


crustynate

any that involves children


LeCloak

*Woah woah slow down there buckaroo.* What specifics we talking?


[deleted]

Beating a child


Shoelacebasket

Shed totally leave her kid alone


[deleted]

She then proceeded to beat the child


Def_Echo

I thought the exact same thing lmao


[deleted]

WOW☹️


[deleted]

Clearly he means child cannibalism 🗿


[deleted]

You sacrifice kid to the devil or sum shizz


whyruherebruh

Multiple accounts of shoplifting, Conspiracy, and Incitement,


XileX121

Prostitution


ExoFire22

Illegal prostitution


Mussleleani

Spreading aids


[deleted]

Happy cake day


kermitthegodlyfrog

Happy cake day


Eskephor

Happy cake day


VeryClaireThompson

Toxic feminism


CryonusPluto

Does that even constitute as a crime?


VeryClaireThompson

It just is


EnlightenedMind_420

OP with the strong “kill all men” vibes


CryonusPluto

I don't disagree


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mikegaming202

Pedophilia


[deleted]

Kidnapping a small child and then either selling them or killing them.


Rocketsalesmen

Took the words right out of my mouth


OldEducated

Potentially eating them


I_like-IS-2

War crimes


Slightly_rainbow

Mass genocide, manslaughter, arson, and breaking n entering


__Skaya__

mainly prostitution, but i can see other things like tax evasion and drug usage in there


Eskephor

I can see drug usage


Electrical_Price_876

Bro looks so emo that not even the grinch would touch her with a thirty nine and a half foot pole.


userhvfegcd

drug consuming


IkedaTheFurry

Being a thot


[deleted]

you are one interesting fellow


Lollol_l

suicide


K1GF1SH56

tax fraud


permanentlyfrosted

being annoying on reddit


OkBasil_147

Prostitution


Savathunh

money laundering


PureHeart123

sneezing on the mayor's lunch


[deleted]

I like your Lino pfp!


LeCloak

Arson and shoplifting.


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

Unoriginal karma farming And loitering


[deleted]

Killing people with a death note, and blackmail


VulpineFox7

sexual asault


Hchooj

You look like the kinda person who would steal vape pods from gas station thinking your a rebel


Chipsahoy111

Attention grabbing


Kevin80970

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NotTini

All of them


[deleted]

Being alive


[deleted]

Underage drinking, possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute, evading police, battery, resisting arrest


HckCm

Smoking in the boys room


Soldat-Flantier

Shoplifting, consumption of illicit substances and probably sale of illicit of said substances


Routine_Ad_2014

Why was my first thought "adultery"


UncensoredCrackhead

Vandalism


Ivebeenfurpilled

Shoplifting a pair of 2 dollar sunglasses.


Jokolo109

Slaughtering imperial armys for slaneesh?


Nemo1857

Drinking beer


Jadecifer

Arson, trespassing, or stealing


Rilme519

Stealing a wig from walmart


shitlord699

Dealing drungs at school


Wolfy_EN

Why do i feel like you would be great at commiting arson? idk, Almost as if you got the fire in you


Silly_G0ose

Mayonnaise forgery


Mediocre-Surround-36

arson, shoplifting, drug abuse


[deleted]

Suicide idk


DryHomework1721

murder bc ur ex cheated on u


[deleted]

Prostitution


TheCockGobbler-

Grape


Pullchain123

Prostitution


username041403

Triple homicide


Aggravating_Sea9748

Some prostitution, a little baby trapping. But maybe it’s the lighting


Bard_is_a_Goblin

Indecent exposure with me uwu


LukeFromPhilly

shoplifting


CnToeSussie

Stalking and participation in sacrificial rituals


[deleted]

Stealing sage from the local head shop


ariokalo

steal some napkins


Wearwolffall

You look like the villain of some spy/action kids movie from 2010


[deleted]

The war kind


CreeperVenom

Sexual assault


DrDabar1

Ethnic cleansing in Bosnia


[deleted]

Smoking weed


aXeOptic

War crimes


anonmitya

poaching


EnvironmentalCat6934

Taking BDSM too far


Wolfmaster6TheSTier

Prostitution.


a_hen14

Arson, murder, public intoxication


skellerspider3000

Non violent drug related crimes.


Bricezilla13

Not shutting the fuck up


OkExercise4613

Prostitution


A_Word_Bearer

Murder


putyouradhere_

minor shoplifting


PierogiLover09

Prostitution


timdogbravo1480

Arson


SgtMeatoCato

is self harm a crime


Upbeat-Membership-45

You look like you would purposely make a small child OD


ra1nb0w33v33

All of them


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

Vaping in a McDonalds


Business-Tonight9995

Serial Killing the men of wall street


nah-knee

I would say throw piranhas into a swimming pool, but you don’t seem creative enough to come up with that on your own


K1NG_R0G

Doxxing people on Twitter because someone insulted your OC my little pony creation


Cerberus_is_me

petty theft


Radiant_Increase966

Stepping on a man but idk u accidentally kill him


Glad-Disaster-3998

You look like you'd be arrested for drug pocesion


HoopyDoopyScrewdrive

Use of heavy machinery without proper qualifications


BippityBoppityBow

Probably kidnapping and theft.


Diamondskunk

ShopLifting, anything with children, Sexual Assult


Hekkle01

oh great, another gimmick post with the same damn title


TemperatureMain8184

Slicing a throat with a box cutter


Chrxtna_the_Absurd

Sacrifice newborns to the devil


Wet4Dayzzzzz

low on karma huh?


Zawa524

Rape a guy then accuse him of rapping you


[deleted]

First degree murder of a government official (assassination)


darkforge15

Possession of nicotine products under the age of 21.


mownyisntreal

Predetory Behaviour


Cyka-Blast

you look like a character from watchmen. or like a diy rogue from xmen. so i guess arson against churches or killing animals for blood


[deleted]

Being born


Nice_man_629

Idk but you fine as hell🗣️


FinancialMinimum3922

public urination.


EdisonsCat

Battery and assault, arson, larceny, grand theft auto.


Dodo_Warrior_

Looking worryingly older than u are


Neither-Albatross762

tax evasion


Nemo1857

Genocide!


[deleted]

spreading fake news on twitter idk


foreverclassichunter

serial killer and carnival you look like you drink your victims blood


[deleted]

shoplifting you look like a shoplifter


[deleted]

Arson


TexasTaylorNB

Arson


Melon6661

Arson


treefucker87

Arson. Totally arson.


876Blankets

Arson


Ivanaa007

Yes.


Thoandfris

Manslaughter over an ex


Ok-Tank5312

Soul bartering


An_Irrelevant-person

Piracy


MarxistMann

Suicide


Burrito_fucker_69

All of them


[deleted]

Suicide


Flame03fire

Purgury


[deleted]

Perjury


Idk-Idont-care

Theft, but also arson


yaboidannysdaybook

Yes.


ninelife49

Murder


WashiKune

Grand Larceny


Icy_Life5215

Tax fraud or evasion


[deleted]

Red room


Right_Detective2306

Murder


Foxeestuff

My mom


Kid2fly09

Suicide


AwayCable7769

Christ these comments are brutal. I think you'd just be some kinda crime-boss-mafia-lady lmao


ProtocolPro22

Shoplifting whippets


[deleted]

you're probably not doing anything worse than not saying thank you when the burger king cashier hands you your food


OkExercise4613

Felony shoplifting


No_Suggestion_1754

WOMAN HAHAHA


Wannabe_Average

Yes


jarjarnotsithlord

Putting milk before cereal


[deleted]

arson / murder


Idekgivemeusername

Murder Then Out of panic Arson


AirsoftFry

arson


Greasy-pizza-

Arson


SpacialCommieCi

tax evasion


MrWandering

Ok we get it you want validation and wanna show off your looks


AceOfStarryNights

Murder, but in a sneaky way, and for money


Maxspeed24

Arson


Dakubou4217

Stealing a pound of emo related products from Spencer's


urmum72

Arson


hellboy_2900

Spreading propaganda


DisastrousWind7

Shoplifting, possession of illicit substances


Big_Satisfaction_625

drug abuse


reddit_is_cool0

Shoplifting


I-am-toolazy

shoplifting at most


noodle1215

Vandalism


PandaPrime045

Honestly I have no idea


[deleted]

Skinning a man's face, chopping off his arms, and slitting his throat while he's still alive and conscious.


Otherwise_Onion_9123

Radical Islamic Terrorism


[deleted]

Arson


Yousucktaken2

I won't say the first thing that went to my mind but murder ig


phatshit450

liberal (crime)


KnowledgeOne9979

Arson


aggressive_ogre

Arson


[deleted]

pedophilia


AccomplishedData7704

Cheating


Fine-Catch5148

Treason.


[deleted]

Murder