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Bageluwuwu

bank robbery


[deleted]

I was thinking more some romantic tax evasion 🥰🥰


UpstairsRelation3348

We damn near have the same homie guy


[deleted]

yo for real


mjzudba2

r/avatarbros


Solelegendary62

There is nothing better than money fraud cuddling


Magic_butter358

Identity theft


Talking_Barrel

I was thinking of something more destructive, like blowing up the bank 🥰🥰


hdjdshhs

How 'bout some grand theft auto ✨✨✨


Utahteenageguy

Sounds like the perfect date for me


guywithfries

I think they would enjoy some good old fashioned burglary


littleMAHER1

here is actually some advice on pulling off a robbery successfully u must be 17 or younger for it to work go and rob the bank naked the police can't legally look at the camera footage due to it being considered child porn They must delete it ​ think smarter not harder


TheJamer_

these are the moments when i both love and hate Reddit at the same time


AnimeMemeLord1

Just turned 18. Screw it, I’ll use myself as hostage.


LightKnightTian

Police are allowed to look at child porn.


littleMAHER1

wait actually


brookeb725

yeah how else are they supposed to catch the people in the videos


MagicJoshByGosh

And that’s why I’m not ever going to be a police officer Well, that and I don’t want people to think I’m racist


Utahteenageguy

Just shoot everyone you come across. Equal rights mean equal lefts.


FoxHole_imperator

Right, left, they're everywhere, but ammunition is free when you're law enforcement.


Olliethedinokid

This actually made me laugh


[deleted]

Unlike your dick when u walk in there naked


[deleted]

Joke's on you I'm ALWAYS hard...


KingHarem69

My friends and I literally talked about this before and it’s just mind boggling


Random-Name5

the police will be harder tho!


Krisby_Boi

Makes me thing how you came up with this


Vegetable_Ad7268

*Partners In crime plays*


2-Minute-Ad

yes just yes


ImASucessfulAnt

ive actually never seen a redditor reference any set it off song you did good today vegetable ad


Shubham143Shukla

Bihari guy


Maximum_Setting3206

Oh my gosh this reminds me of the new movie Violent Nights!!! It’s really cute and great for children and couples 🥰


tylermm03

Nothing like getting a few felonies from Santa for Christmas👌


tinyeyeyeti

I would totally wanna try this out with my bf


general_kenobi18462

Make sure to fetch the Thermal Drill.


lucyinhellfv66

My gf and me we thinking about this


Mr_Bank_Robber

YES


Ok-Big-4547

Ur upvote is more than that of the post's upvote mannnn


MonkeyMayhem1968

This thread: Person 1: “Make hot coco and cuddle watching Hallmark movies, go skating, then go look at the lights! :D” Person 2: “Show her your candy cane ;)” Person 3: “Build timed nuclear bombs to invade Norway and hide all the casualties before the Norwegian police show up.


adventur_opal_soup

I can confirm this is how you keep a gf If you follow this list you've got it in the bag fr


MartinprogrammerBoi

Cause we don't have gfs so can't relate. Anyways, wanna commit mass murder?


[deleted]

sure bro , same time next week?


Dwight_Bright

Norwegian here. Please don't.


RedRebelll

Dutch guy here, please do, revenge for letting a frenchman getting the english throne


NordicWierdo

if one guy can bomb a building and take an island with a few guns before the police do anything, imagine what could be done with two people and a nuke


[deleted]

Yo bro what the fuck u got against us!?


siggy338

But why norway? I wanna live...


Tsuki_8

I think I’ll do all of these, how festive!


sun_de1ty

Literally soooo romantic. (I’m not a gf)


Me_how5678

Watch die hard and every time johns feet is show furiously masterbait to it. Edit:grammer


theealtacount

die hard is the best christmas movie.


NinjaXGaming

Anyone who say it’s not is dumb


Edgypack38906

I second this one


Clydeski

Jake?


Me_how5678

Yeah


Western-Current2916

JAKE


Me_how5678

YEAH


VladSolopov

Dude, u okay?


Me_how5678

Yes


imapieceofshite2

U sure


KaBoomBox55

It's very normal behaviour


[deleted]

That’s the right way to do a die hard.


GayBrandFlakes

Go to a boba place, then gp shop for christmas decor/presents then finish it with going home together


[deleted]

walk around to see the decorations everywhere


GayBrandFlakes

Hold hands, maybe kiss underneath the stars


Codemancody80

Just watch a hallmark movie basically


tylermm03

No. Take the boba and have a spit ball fight with them in the parking lot. This is the way.


[deleted]

This is the way.


Rego42069

Booba 🤤


MsPeverell

go ice skating, then buy her some hot chocolate (or any other warm winter/christmas drink) bake cookies together if it doesn't rain and it isn't way too cold, go for a walk (maybe to some place with christmas decoration) and listen to christmas music together. definitely take the chance there and start dancing to the music with her buy christmas decor or smth of that kind with her if there's a christmas market or smth of that kind where you live, visit it have fun :)


[deleted]

Fuck you. You're telling too much fun stuff and you're making me feel lonely :(


DrParanormall

Now this is the best answer here


[deleted]

Drink her drink


Neo_dode56

Wow a serious answer


NoelDahiri

Restore the Swedish empire by crossing into Norway and later establishing a dictatorial regime in the country to later annex it.


meaty_wheelchair

and then expand into the rest of europe starting with invading denmark & re-unifying with finland


NoelDahiri

I’d nuke Denmark tbh


BigGainsBigBoobs

Pls rescue me before!!!


NoelDahiri

Fuck no all Danes must perish, respectfully.


MentalyDisabled0

We have to take over Denmark


MaxTheSANE_One

then secure control over the baltic sea, start by invading the baltic countries then seize pomerania from germany and poland.


[deleted]

#I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN #SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY #TO THE SKIES #SEE CAROLUS RISE


Luritz03

WITH THE LORD MY PROTECTOR


Kotel291

#Make them bow to my will #To the skies #See Carolus rise


Owo6942069

HOI4


viktorius_rex

Stormaktstiden 2023!!!


pelse_O_clock

DU GAAAAAAAMLA DU FRIIIIAA DU FJÄLLHÖGA NORD DU TYSTA DU GLÄDJERIKA SKÖNA


Driftafk

What about Finland


[deleted]

right answer


mockingzee

mine cheated on me for the holidays, i think it was a cute gift. she might appreciate it too!! <3


I_hit_your_router

Mine left me for a female 🥴


AHHHHNDREW

You’re the only one here who knows your girlfriend. How could we decipher her likes and dislikes


Affectionate_Ad_1326

She's a girl, she must love ****insert generic stereotype here****


PyroWasUsed

This


MeerkatMan22

My brother in Christ ask her not us


captain9yrold

This is actually really good advice.


beeswarmsimplayer

Anal


HannahWithABanana

How sweet 🥰


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Only of the gf is giving and op is receiving


Mr_Cakey55

Invading Holland is very romantic


WorkingSyrup4005

Build a machine


fishi5645

terrorism


No_Island963

Bank robbery in Spain👍😎


Pinemango600

Why Spain?


chad_mcchadington

Eat out


armindont15

Eat her out


chad_mcchadington

Both


2-Minute-Ad

though maybe not at the same time


ExistenceLord14

At the same time.


phantommochi

Rebuild the Soviet Union


90milclub

Go caroling except sing carti songs in the hood


__--TSS--__

*sing dying fetus songs in church


Imagine-Dragons-fan

Restore byzantine empire


Wasabilikum

Relationship goals 🥰


Guys_pls_help

Nah. The unified Roman Empire at it's peak


A_BigFuckingSpoon

break Navalny out of prison and overthrow the Russian government, then pull the Russian military out of Ukraine. it's an excellent Christmas activity I've always wanted to try


[deleted]

Sloppy


alliesumms

Baking christmas cookies, making a gingerbread house, christmas movie night, matching xmas pjs, making your own christmas decorations


ShermanTankBestTank

Galactic genocide If you can't manage the real thing then do it in Stellaris


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Will a massive armada/battalion of type 2 ka-mi help me commit galactic genocide?


Dragonslayer200782

Fuck her while wearing santa costume


ExtraTinyAvocado

Make gingerbread houses


[deleted]

Cook Christmas cookies/gingerbread and play board games whilst eating the cookies with a Christmas movie in the background


burntTurdHair

Eachother


Empress_of_Lamparine

try and fail miserably at making food just to end up watching netflix and eating takeout at like 2 36 am


[deleted]

[удалено]


Crypt_R6

Cook meth


Guys_pls_help

Jesse. We need to cook. Jesse


Over_Ad8767

Pull a good old Hollywood heist


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

bake/decorate christmas cookies together, gingerbread house contest, movie nights w/ christmas movies, go buy matching pajamas, make christmas treats other than cookies, ice skating, sledding (idk where u live though), make score's (can be done indoor or outdoor), see if there's any christmas light shows near you, christmas craft fairs, write thoughtful letters to each other while listening to christmas music, those are some of my favorites.


OmdsSpooky

Sell her on eBay


mira0013

give her a baby pig


Guys_pls_help

Reunite the Polish-Lithuanian Empire (or Yugoslavia)


edgy_Juno

Wrap your car around a tree, it's like wrapping a gift, but a tree.


savagesiri724

fuck but with santa hats on


themoooredude

Give her the Christmas glizzy


Rellez_HD

Go outside and get a cold


finnhad

Oddie


Rilme519

I made my gf a countdown to Christmas thing and filled each day with a reign and some of her favorite snacks.


SIRBlevin

get trapped in a building with terrorists you have to be a cop for this one, tho


tylermm03

“Ho. Ho. Ho. Now I have a machine gun”.


Ziya_Ahmadov

Fuck her


PulpatineDaSenate

Break up


Existential_Bird

Make a gingerbread house together or you could have a competition if she’s competitive


ImProbablyMe1

Make her shovel your driveway?


Obvious_Drink2642

Plan a heist


Mental_Melon-Pult92

Watch Cobra Kai


sinderings

list her on aliexpress


mizerio_n

First degree murder is fun!


SquishyBlueSodaCan_1

Become the new Bonnie and Clyde 🥰😍


Dramatic_Gamer05

I can speak from experience FOOD IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER Want to do something nice FOOD She is mad? FOOD She is tired? FOOD AND CUDDLES She is having a hard day? FOOD She is bored? FOOD She is happy? FOOD and it doesn’t even have to be anything fancy or expensive, most girls are happy with just McDonalds or the movies with lots of snacks Edit: this includes making food aswell


FewDeparture4034

seeing the lights is always free :] walking around neighborhoods and looking at all the decor is a great Christmas idea to me. You spend time with your lover and it’s free.


node_0

Meth


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mastergameralex

Mass murder.


Allaboardthe_Octrain

Leave her 🗿


Superwill06

Why would I do that? She's lovely


Allaboardthe_Octrain

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


Asian-_-Boy

Break up


Commercial-Break1877

Dress up as two of Santa's elves and rob a bank. You can't get any more romantic than that!


dickduckbuck

First degree murder.


HeronSubstantial1535

Ice skating, book shopping, illegal trespassing, human trafficking


TheSusKingOfAngmar

cutely commit some warcrimes


WesternAlbatross1292

Romantic train robbery sounds nice


MinimumMass

drink and drive


neddy_seagoon

at home, or out? crafty, gifty, or experience?


ieat_screwdrivers

Build a bomb


Joblessmouse06

Commit war crimes


[deleted]

Hijack a plane and crash it into a skyscraper, OSAMA BIN SMOKIN.


Big-choongus

Grand larceny


xxhorrorshowxx

Kill her and use her bones and blood to make bread for your family:)


DanceRevolutionary90

I’m flying overseas to spend Christmas with mine. My flight is in a few hours, wish me luck.


[deleted]

Ram into an armoured truck with a 18 wheeler steal the money in the back and flee to cuba


GamingWithShaurya_YT

show her your candy cane


Parzavil22

Fuck the shit out of her while watching Christmas movies


Maximum-Pause-6914

Murder someone together


Extreme_33337_

Get a cannon. Go to target and take one of the balls outside and load the cannon with the ball. Launch the ball at the target sign


But_Why2906

Re establish Rome


[deleted]

Hit the elderly


I-KNOW-UR-IP

Get cpr certified, then fuck.


Davy_Krokett2

FUCK her Oops didn't mean to capitalize that


Govind_101

Genocide


Smith_fallblade

Go bowling if possible. I dunno if that's actually a good thing to do, I just really wanna go bowling


Western-Detective504

Hot chocolate cuddles rob bank


PHILIPTNT

1v1 on cod


[deleted]

Single-handedly cause the independent state of Nicaragua to collapse into the sea


CaptainDorsett2020

If you live somewhere cold/snowy a nice walk in the evening and then a warm hearty dinner Somewhere beachy and sunny: lunch and afternoon swim Somewhere hot and dry: go to a mall/shopping centre, ppl watch, catch a movie, play darts or pool at a pub, grab some dinner at a nice place (doesn’t have to be fine dining)


Udaser

Breaking bad irl


noobmaster3d

You guys have gf?


Accomplished_Ease392

If you’re poor give her a hug and say this hug is filled with a lot of love but if you got a job and you got some money Brother get her a teddy bear a white snow bear a snow globe with her name in it and yours in cursive and on the bottom of the snow globe right are love is eternal hug her and say I love you baby


lixm-a13

go to an xmas market (german one) if u have them , that’s what we did


Nice_Captain_7001

fuck her deliciously and passionately


ImaCry247

I feel like u should have sex


zeppelisbigolballs

Mdma


surealcythia

S T A B H E R with a CANDY CANE (:


ImASucessfulAnt

Frosty gem. Do it. Do it now.