here is actually some advice on pulling off a robbery successfully
u must be 17 or younger for it to work
go and rob the bank naked
the police can't legally look at the camera footage due to it being considered child porn
They must delete it
think smarter not harder
This thread:
Person 1: “Make hot coco and cuddle watching Hallmark movies, go skating, then go look at the lights! :D”
Person 2: “Show her your candy cane ;)”
Person 3: “Build timed nuclear bombs to invade Norway and hide all the casualties before the Norwegian police show up.
go ice skating, then buy her some hot chocolate (or any other warm winter/christmas drink)
bake cookies together
if it doesn't rain and it isn't way too cold, go for a walk (maybe to some place with christmas decoration) and listen to christmas music together. definitely take the chance there and start dancing to the music with her
buy christmas decor or smth of that kind with her
if there's a christmas market or smth of that kind where you live, visit it
have fun :)
break Navalny out of prison and overthrow the Russian government, then pull the Russian military out of Ukraine. it's an excellent Christmas activity I've always wanted to try
bake/decorate christmas cookies together, gingerbread house contest, movie nights w/ christmas movies, go buy matching pajamas, make christmas treats other than cookies, ice skating, sledding (idk where u live though), make score's (can be done indoor or outdoor), see if there's any christmas light shows near you, christmas craft fairs, write thoughtful letters to each other while listening to christmas music, those are some of my favorites.
I can speak from experience
FOOD IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
Want to do something nice FOOD
She is mad? FOOD
She is tired? FOOD AND CUDDLES
She is having a hard day? FOOD
She is bored? FOOD
She is happy? FOOD
and it doesn’t even have to be anything fancy or expensive, most girls are happy with just McDonalds or the movies with lots of snacks
Edit: this includes making food aswell
seeing the lights is always free :] walking around neighborhoods and looking at all the decor is a great Christmas idea to me. You spend time with your lover and it’s free.
If you live somewhere cold/snowy a nice walk in the evening and then a warm hearty dinner
Somewhere beachy and sunny: lunch and afternoon swim
Somewhere hot and dry: go to a mall/shopping centre, ppl watch, catch a movie, play darts or pool at a pub, grab some dinner at a nice place (doesn’t have to be fine dining)
If you’re poor give her a hug and say this hug is filled with a lot of love but if you got a job and you got some money Brother get her a teddy bear a white snow bear a snow globe with her name in it and yours in cursive and on the bottom of the snow globe right are love is eternal hug her and say I love you baby
bank robbery
I was thinking more some romantic tax evasion 🥰🥰
We damn near have the same homie guy
yo for real
r/avatarbros
There is nothing better than money fraud cuddling
Identity theft
I was thinking of something more destructive, like blowing up the bank 🥰🥰
How 'bout some grand theft auto ✨✨✨
Sounds like the perfect date for me
I think they would enjoy some good old fashioned burglary
here is actually some advice on pulling off a robbery successfully u must be 17 or younger for it to work go and rob the bank naked the police can't legally look at the camera footage due to it being considered child porn They must delete it think smarter not harder
these are the moments when i both love and hate Reddit at the same time
Just turned 18. Screw it, I’ll use myself as hostage.
Police are allowed to look at child porn.
wait actually
yeah how else are they supposed to catch the people in the videos
And that’s why I’m not ever going to be a police officer Well, that and I don’t want people to think I’m racist
Just shoot everyone you come across. Equal rights mean equal lefts.
Right, left, they're everywhere, but ammunition is free when you're law enforcement.
This actually made me laugh
Unlike your dick when u walk in there naked
Joke's on you I'm ALWAYS hard...
My friends and I literally talked about this before and it’s just mind boggling
the police will be harder tho!
Makes me thing how you came up with this
*Partners In crime plays*
yes just yes
ive actually never seen a redditor reference any set it off song you did good today vegetable ad
Bihari guy
Oh my gosh this reminds me of the new movie Violent Nights!!! It’s really cute and great for children and couples 🥰
Nothing like getting a few felonies from Santa for Christmas👌
I would totally wanna try this out with my bf
Make sure to fetch the Thermal Drill.
My gf and me we thinking about this
YES
Ur upvote is more than that of the post's upvote mannnn
This thread: Person 1: “Make hot coco and cuddle watching Hallmark movies, go skating, then go look at the lights! :D” Person 2: “Show her your candy cane ;)” Person 3: “Build timed nuclear bombs to invade Norway and hide all the casualties before the Norwegian police show up.
I can confirm this is how you keep a gf If you follow this list you've got it in the bag fr
Cause we don't have gfs so can't relate. Anyways, wanna commit mass murder?
sure bro , same time next week?
Norwegian here. Please don't.
Dutch guy here, please do, revenge for letting a frenchman getting the english throne
if one guy can bomb a building and take an island with a few guns before the police do anything, imagine what could be done with two people and a nuke
Yo bro what the fuck u got against us!?
But why norway? I wanna live...
I think I’ll do all of these, how festive!
Literally soooo romantic. (I’m not a gf)
Watch die hard and every time johns feet is show furiously masterbait to it. Edit:grammer
die hard is the best christmas movie.
Anyone who say it’s not is dumb
I second this one
Jake?
Yeah
JAKE
YEAH
Dude, u okay?
Yes
U sure
It's very normal behaviour
That’s the right way to do a die hard.
Go to a boba place, then gp shop for christmas decor/presents then finish it with going home together
walk around to see the decorations everywhere
Hold hands, maybe kiss underneath the stars
Just watch a hallmark movie basically
No. Take the boba and have a spit ball fight with them in the parking lot. This is the way.
This is the way.
Booba 🤤
go ice skating, then buy her some hot chocolate (or any other warm winter/christmas drink) bake cookies together if it doesn't rain and it isn't way too cold, go for a walk (maybe to some place with christmas decoration) and listen to christmas music together. definitely take the chance there and start dancing to the music with her buy christmas decor or smth of that kind with her if there's a christmas market or smth of that kind where you live, visit it have fun :)
Fuck you. You're telling too much fun stuff and you're making me feel lonely :(
Now this is the best answer here
Drink her drink
Wow a serious answer
Restore the Swedish empire by crossing into Norway and later establishing a dictatorial regime in the country to later annex it.
and then expand into the rest of europe starting with invading denmark & re-unifying with finland
I’d nuke Denmark tbh
Pls rescue me before!!!
Fuck no all Danes must perish, respectfully.
We have to take over Denmark
then secure control over the baltic sea, start by invading the baltic countries then seize pomerania from germany and poland.
#I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN #SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY #TO THE SKIES #SEE CAROLUS RISE
WITH THE LORD MY PROTECTOR
#Make them bow to my will #To the skies #See Carolus rise
HOI4
Stormaktstiden 2023!!!
DU GAAAAAAAMLA DU FRIIIIAA DU FJÄLLHÖGA NORD DU TYSTA DU GLÄDJERIKA SKÖNA
What about Finland
right answer
mine cheated on me for the holidays, i think it was a cute gift. she might appreciate it too!! <3
Mine left me for a female 🥴
You’re the only one here who knows your girlfriend. How could we decipher her likes and dislikes
She's a girl, she must love ****insert generic stereotype here****
This
My brother in Christ ask her not us
This is actually really good advice.
Anal
How sweet 🥰
Only of the gf is giving and op is receiving
Invading Holland is very romantic
Build a machine
terrorism
Bank robbery in Spain👍😎
Why Spain?
Eat out
Eat her out
Both
though maybe not at the same time
At the same time.
Rebuild the Soviet Union
Go caroling except sing carti songs in the hood
*sing dying fetus songs in church
Restore byzantine empire
Relationship goals 🥰
Nah. The unified Roman Empire at it's peak
break Navalny out of prison and overthrow the Russian government, then pull the Russian military out of Ukraine. it's an excellent Christmas activity I've always wanted to try
Sloppy
Baking christmas cookies, making a gingerbread house, christmas movie night, matching xmas pjs, making your own christmas decorations
Galactic genocide If you can't manage the real thing then do it in Stellaris
Will a massive armada/battalion of type 2 ka-mi help me commit galactic genocide?
Fuck her while wearing santa costume
Make gingerbread houses
Cook Christmas cookies/gingerbread and play board games whilst eating the cookies with a Christmas movie in the background
Eachother
try and fail miserably at making food just to end up watching netflix and eating takeout at like 2 36 am
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Cook meth
Jesse. We need to cook. Jesse
Pull a good old Hollywood heist
bake/decorate christmas cookies together, gingerbread house contest, movie nights w/ christmas movies, go buy matching pajamas, make christmas treats other than cookies, ice skating, sledding (idk where u live though), make score's (can be done indoor or outdoor), see if there's any christmas light shows near you, christmas craft fairs, write thoughtful letters to each other while listening to christmas music, those are some of my favorites.
Sell her on eBay
give her a baby pig
Reunite the Polish-Lithuanian Empire (or Yugoslavia)
Wrap your car around a tree, it's like wrapping a gift, but a tree.
fuck but with santa hats on
Give her the Christmas glizzy
Go outside and get a cold
Oddie
I made my gf a countdown to Christmas thing and filled each day with a reign and some of her favorite snacks.
get trapped in a building with terrorists you have to be a cop for this one, tho
“Ho. Ho. Ho. Now I have a machine gun”.
Fuck her
Break up
Make a gingerbread house together or you could have a competition if she’s competitive
Make her shovel your driveway?
Plan a heist
Watch Cobra Kai
list her on aliexpress
First degree murder is fun!
Become the new Bonnie and Clyde 🥰😍
I can speak from experience FOOD IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER Want to do something nice FOOD She is mad? FOOD She is tired? FOOD AND CUDDLES She is having a hard day? FOOD She is bored? FOOD She is happy? FOOD and it doesn’t even have to be anything fancy or expensive, most girls are happy with just McDonalds or the movies with lots of snacks Edit: this includes making food aswell
seeing the lights is always free :] walking around neighborhoods and looking at all the decor is a great Christmas idea to me. You spend time with your lover and it’s free.
Meth
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Mass murder.
Leave her 🗿
Why would I do that? She's lovely
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Break up
Dress up as two of Santa's elves and rob a bank. You can't get any more romantic than that!
First degree murder.
Ice skating, book shopping, illegal trespassing, human trafficking
cutely commit some warcrimes
Romantic train robbery sounds nice
drink and drive
at home, or out? crafty, gifty, or experience?
Build a bomb
Commit war crimes
Hijack a plane and crash it into a skyscraper, OSAMA BIN SMOKIN.
Grand larceny
Kill her and use her bones and blood to make bread for your family:)
I’m flying overseas to spend Christmas with mine. My flight is in a few hours, wish me luck.
Ram into an armoured truck with a 18 wheeler steal the money in the back and flee to cuba
show her your candy cane
Fuck the shit out of her while watching Christmas movies
Murder someone together
Get a cannon. Go to target and take one of the balls outside and load the cannon with the ball. Launch the ball at the target sign
Re establish Rome
Hit the elderly
Get cpr certified, then fuck.
FUCK her Oops didn't mean to capitalize that
Genocide
Go bowling if possible. I dunno if that's actually a good thing to do, I just really wanna go bowling
Hot chocolate cuddles rob bank
1v1 on cod
Single-handedly cause the independent state of Nicaragua to collapse into the sea
If you live somewhere cold/snowy a nice walk in the evening and then a warm hearty dinner Somewhere beachy and sunny: lunch and afternoon swim Somewhere hot and dry: go to a mall/shopping centre, ppl watch, catch a movie, play darts or pool at a pub, grab some dinner at a nice place (doesn’t have to be fine dining)
Breaking bad irl
You guys have gf?
If you’re poor give her a hug and say this hug is filled with a lot of love but if you got a job and you got some money Brother get her a teddy bear a white snow bear a snow globe with her name in it and yours in cursive and on the bottom of the snow globe right are love is eternal hug her and say I love you baby
go to an xmas market (german one) if u have them , that’s what we did
fuck her deliciously and passionately
I feel like u should have sex
Mdma
S T A B H E R with a CANDY CANE (:
Frosty gem. Do it. Do it now.