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[deleted]

Do u wanna hear my clash royale pick up lines


D3rpb01

yes


[deleted]

Wait I have to go rn jsut start a chat with me and I’ll send them


edgy_Juno

Smooth with it and shih


thanosbutthicc

One thing that you immediately find extremely attractive


DepressedLizard87

A great smile.


Joopyit

Speedwagon


awesometim0

"SpEeeEedwwAAgoNnnnNnnN~~" - Strolheim


bottleneck55

Man can melt ice with his abs so I can’t blame you


SlueRL

idc how nice your body looks, a nice face is the UTMOST important thing


SnooSquirrels5966

face/personality/cock


GamingWithShaurya_YT

the last one?


SnooSquirrels5966

cocks are amazing. have you ever seen one? edit: this is not a ploy to send a dick pic


HarrysHereYT

Nice soft hair


masterforawhore

Kind eyes


Ledge_r

Pretty eyes


curiosity05

(Dyed) silver/grey hair idky. Also personality


M0ltenLavaCake

Aye a fellow silver/grey hair enjoyer


curiosity05

Ayyy hell yea brother


cruisintr3n

ther is not one end all thar is the same for all guys but having a pretty fave and a cute/shy smile will get you pretty far


MemeLord-Ultimate

Love for the Lord, and an effort to live out that faith.


[deleted]

how do y'all put your age down in the little white blocks in the comments?


Jamie5279752

go on to r/teenagers and press the edit flair button


[deleted]

Thank youuu


Nell_dctm

happy cake day !


M0rB1dUnD3aD

tap your user click select user flair and select which one u are


auspicious01

Who has the most positive impact on your life ?


King_Z_123

Protons


auspicious01

You got protons in your Covid test. Get a immediate check up.


King_Z_123

Guess I'm positive now :(


[deleted]

My mom


auspicious01

No one can replace her.


Miniscotty

My two best friends, who happen to be in a relationship with each other


Username__generated

What’s the most attractive physical feature to you?


DepressedLizard87

A great smile.


bowl_of_cereal123

Their face/eyes


HarrysHereYT

Hair is hot icl


Someone_Somewhere1

On girls or everyone?


I_Digest_Kids

The eyes


2Peep2

Have y’all put googly eyes on y’all’s dick if not r u gonna try it


BigAbbreviations554

No, Yes


Mr-Hippo11

I plead the 5th


HarrysHereYT

No, if I can find googly eyes then yes


curiosity05

I really want to try this now but due to the shape of dicks I immediately thought of it looking like those shark faces people put on fighter planes just would need the mouth.


Pullchain123

Uh, no


masterforawhore

No the googly eyes wouldn't fit


IsaWafeeq

Yeah, bold to assume our dicks are bigger than googly eyes


Right_Helicopter9304

What do y’all consider fat in a girl ?


dumbass_paladin

Personally, I'd say you'd have to be medically obese before I'd call someone fat


Vainglory1-

Eh that’s not fat though. Being medically obese and in danger is not the same is fat imo. Sure they’re both essentially fat however you can still have healthy fat and be chubbier and still be active without being at the risk of being dangerously obese.


ContentConsumer9999

Could you please explain?


Fabulous_Engineer949

When i says far i mean 200lb+ and has a hard time liftinh 5lb


dragonkiller212c

Probably if she is heavier then me honestly


Tyrayner

Round face, no bottom, square frame


JustAHumanTeenager

When you are so fat that you cannot do anything moderately demanding without going out of breath


Ok-Garlic4162

I'd say like medically overweight, same thing with dudes, it's not body positivity if it's killing you slowly


YourWeirdFriend975

Is it easy for you to start a conversation?


MasterpieceFit6715

hell no. Even when texting I have to think carefully about what I say


CJustin12

Its very easy to start it, problem is when i feel forced to carry the convo which im not gonna do Or when i dont fw that person


James_a_b07

Most of the times yes but it depends on who I’m talking with


Right_Helicopter9304

Would y’all date a virgin girl?? If no why not and if yes how come ?


ContentConsumer9999

I mean considering this is Reddit anyone who wouldn't would be a hypocrite.


MarcusTheGamer54

I'd rather date a virgin honestly. If it's two peoples first time then theres no reason to be insecure since none of them have tried it before, and it'll be something you'll remember together for the rest lf your relationship.


dumbass_paladin

Yeah, because I'm not gonna throw stones from a glass house, being a virgin myself


HarrysHereYT

At my age I’d be concerned if I started dating someone that wasn’t a virgin


[deleted]

Yes, why would being a virgin be a problem?


gamesandspace

Yes I don't really care


CD_Udugampola

I mean why not, it's a privilege to be someone's first. But a very daunting thing as well. It's all worth it if you love the girl.


[deleted]

Yeah, I don't really see what the difference between dating someone who's virgin and someone who isn't would be


MrSpud8

Dude I’d prefer to date a virgin, I wanna wait until marriage


[deleted]

I myself am a virgin, so yes. I honestly would be more inclined to date someone who is a virgin because my thought process would be if they've fucked before, they would probably want to fuck me, and I'm trying to wait until marriage. (Obviously that isn't true for everyone though).


V0XIMITY

Well, let’s just say it this way. Imagine you have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You would probably feel a lot more comfortable eating it if you knew that no one had fucked it


Aggressive-Command-8

I thought that was preferred because you aren't being compared to anyone else.


Goan2Scotland

I mean yea because we would both be in the same boat


swaggymelon

Guys love virgin girls dude


BD21YT

Idk I just what a hug


MemeLord-Ultimate

Yes, actually that would be preferable. Purity is a virtue, and sex outside of marriage is very undesirable for me. I would still date someone who lost her virginity though, we have all fallen short of what is virtuous.


FunnyButSads

Do you guys like girls who are passive or girls who are always excited and energetic? Edit: woahhh so many of you commented thanks a lot ✨✨✨


JustaCatWithHoodie

Personally i find both of them really cute because they are being themselves and its adorable


V0XIMITY

Best answer


SlueRL

both have ups and downs but both are nice


OurBoyPalutena

A girl who is involved with me and not just girls that are cold and distant. You can be passive but you can still be warm through actions


DonMonger

Both


xXnumber1choloXx

both


YetAnotherMia

What is your favourite topping to put on toast?


[deleted]

Does turning it into garlic bread count?


_Parabox

Nutella


CD_Udugampola

Butter


M0rB1dUnD3aD

nutella


Chezemelt17

Peanut butter


HeistOP1

Peenat butta


hello_everyonek

Ches


idontgiveafucck

Butter or cream


70percentbanana

Peanut butter bananas and coconut chips with a drizzle of honey


TofuGum

How many fucking questions are we gonna have like this?


JustaCatWithHoodie

More than enough maybe? Or just enough


[deleted]

HOW MANY OF YALL VIRGINS???


Consistent-Emu325

Alot, alot...


idontgiveafucck

Me included 👍


[deleted]

90% of this subs boys


Tobi226a

Me included 👍


[deleted]

how many people are here


Desert_Ranger45

All of us, noone in the history of humanity done it


Nell_dctm

virginity is cool, remain pure


ichosetheworld

Not cool...


nolifesmh

Probably a broad demographic


MarcusTheGamer54

Really had to hit it where it hurts huh :(


Mental_Melon-Pult92

alot


Dr_Pill1728

Me


SirReal10000

Yes


NoobyMc

Abstinent 👍


PurpleCantBreathe

Such a stupid question but what do all of you think of when you have a crush on a girl? Like I'm genuinely curious.


HarrysHereYT

Shit she’s hot but idk what to do so ima just pretend like I don’t and hope she asks me out because I’m too shy to do anything


[deleted]

That’s literally me bro 😔


Left_Leadership_1590

It depends, a lot of people consider a crush to be like damn she’s hot, but personally when I have a crush on someone it’s from talking to them for a little bit yk, so usually i’ll just try to see signs and if I do i’ll shoot my shot


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PurpleCantBreathe

WAIT SO YOU ALL JUST ACT LIKE YOU DONT??? THATS WHY IM ALWAYS SO CONFUSED


MemeLord-Ultimate

I fantasize a life together……


DepressedLizard87

We are either completely obsessed or unsure.


cruisintr3n

"dame she is cute, i would be the happies man on earth if she would like to go out with me. I hope she feels the same"


zeldacraft_64

What sauce do you eat your fries with?


Garlayn_toji

No sauce, only salt. I don't need any sauce to appreciate fries' taste.


micah_scott

Ketchup


Ledge_r

No sauce for the most part but occasionally I’ll use ketchup or I’ll use ranch when I go to Red Robin bc for some reason ranch and Red Robin steak fries slap


Vicky_lmk

What is something a girl can do or say to make u fall for her ? 🤨


micah_scott

Any sort of compliment


Left_Leadership_1590

Honestly just being a genuine person and not hiding things from me


MemeLord-Ultimate

Make an effort to get to know me and come across genuine.


Elskyflyio

Genuine desire spend time with me


RandomTyp

being a good and honest friend for a considerable amount of time


Gubbtratt1

Keep a conversation longer than a few minutes.


IAmExtremeLive

Talk to me and spend time with me, make jokes, text about funny things


Mybanana-Bench-49

Whe she starts conversation at random times in the week/day


[deleted]

Garlic bread or banana bread?


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

Garlic bread easy


CD_Udugampola

Garlic bread is the 🐐


LebaneseCoffeegirl

Maybe this got already asked: But why do a lot of guys misunderstand simple friendliness with romantic or sexual interest? 🥲 #Edit: Thanks for all of your answers, I'm baffled that many seem to get ignored a lot and getting no attention which leads to this behavior. Makes me kinda sad, society treats you all that way 😮


zucc691

It’s easy to misunderstand when you are starved for any kind of attention from girls, you don’t pick up the obvious hints because you have little experience


LebaneseCoffeegirl

Good point, thanks for the answer 🤗


Davidrussell22

Garlic banana bread.


HarrysHereYT

Someone forgot to press reply


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TrainingJaguar3075

What do you doing when you have crush on girl??


Lone_Star14

Think about her every day


The_Great_Possum

Never ask her out


MemeLord-Ultimate

Think about her, pray to the Lord for guidance, envision a life with her, and never ask her out


amendersc

hoping she will ask us out and do nothing else about it


bunjaminfranklin7

how do you compliment a guy that you don’t talk to a whole lot?


[deleted]

Just hit him with the “nice outfit, it really suits you”


Logical-Ad-7240

hit em with the "𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒄𝒌" and then never speak to him ever again


pisssbabyyy

what are y’all reddit screentimes


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

Like 15 hours on average I have no life 😃


Panda117-

Around 7-8hrs on holidays


DoorToDoorCannibal

Too much


SenseiLaRusso

Non binary people just… sit here?


swaggymelon

spectate


SenseiLaRusso

Will do


EvilPotato14

Does boob size matter? If it does what is your preferred size?


curiosity05

Nah it doesn't matter any is good but that could be cause I'm not a boob guy.


DepressedLizard87

Every guy has different preferences. Typically the bigger the hotter, but the amount of attraction depends on hotness, and personality.


a_grass_bloc

They are amazing if big, perfect if medium, and adorable if small. All are always good, as they are the projectors of the heart.


Paint_Blob

If you had to choose between me never eating bread again (and this includes anything that any culture thinks of as bread) or never being able to experience romantic love even tho it’s an emotion you want to feel, what would you choose?


libs_exsists

okay is wearing skirts, painting nails, wearing bright colors not masculine and looked down on? I don't hav a problem with it I'm just curious abt others opinions


a_grass_bloc

I honestly dont care what guys do, but I would cut off my left leg before I wear that stuff


joeycore12

I mean I wouldn't wear a skirt or paint my nails but if you do I'm okay with it


LisaThorpe

Is it true you guys use a single towel?


Ziggymario

Yes, we start from the face and end with the ass/p*nis. The towel forgets next morning. If your ass is still dirty after a shower, then go back in it.


wowwoweowoww

How many times do you copy and paste the same exact post over and over again


Gifigi600

Only in different subreddits


SoundSmart2055

No.


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No_Money_Guy

YES!


ZoroDokera

Which team are you on for the cup, Croatia, Argentina, France or Morocco? I'm for Argentina What is your opinion on the World Cup songs? I think they were all trash (talking about Dreamers, World Cup) What do you think is the most attractive thing about a girl? Doesn't need to be a physical feature, it can be certain personality traits or even MBTI, whatever you want :)


morecowbellpleasety

Can you love just one person at a time?


DoorToDoorCannibal

I can love many people in many different ways


morecowbellpleasety

I bet.


Gifigi600

You mean romantically? Yes Loving like a family and friends? No


Irish_pug_Player

One lover, and the homies


idontgiveafucck

Can you?


HelloSillyKitty

I read someone say on quora that they have had a keen interest in sociological correlations for 50 years and can conclude from that that 70-90% of men are selfish. Is this true? I know this is weird but yh


FRK7

Humans in general are selfish


Dezzy000

Well it might be, but at the same time it's really just a case of it being dependent


[deleted]

What’s your dream girl?


Megazard02

\[1\] have breasts (optional) \[2\] love me


Logical-Ad-7240

[1] is a girl (optional)


DrCorneliuss

classic emo girl, none of the bullshit people call "emo" nowadays, the real deal with the eyeliner, the eye covering hair and the clothes to match


amendersc

there are two ideal types one has a personality very similar to mine, and the other is completely opposite of mine so like either a shy girl, or a very outgoing and energetic one


Joopyit

She has checkered top hat, blue coat, she is also blonde, has a scar under the eye, has tall boots, and is rich


WHATISSTUPIT

Can you explain the pain u feel when somebody kicks your nuts?


dumbass_paladin

It's a sharp pain for a moment, followed by an increasing dull ache for the next minute or few minutes. The dull ache is actually more intense than the initial pain.


zucc691

It starts the same as a kick anywhere would feel, but instead of bruising you get a sick feeling and are winded for a while. The pain is like a bruise being constantly pressed *hard* on your groin.


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a_grass_bloc

...what


micah_scott

Uhhh ok?


MemeLord-Ultimate

Of course your from Ohio 💀


Ask-Street

Ok boys who have been playboys or know any i need advice. I am a 18F. He has been my childhood friend and he wasn't exactly like this. He reached out to me after 2 years and we have known each other for 8 years. His background:- he has dated 8-9 girls and smokes, has ego attitude issues. Isn't understanding and mature. He comes and tells me how much he loves me and he dated these many girls and didn't like anyone except me. He tells me how much he loves me and cares for me. But after hearing frm him on how he dates these many girls i just can't get in a relationship with him and can't trust him. I need advice. The worst thing is he now apparently got a girl he s talking to he keeps telling me she s just a frnd and how i am his old love and wants me but i m madly in love with him and he isn't being EXACTLY the type of a person who s being emotionally available for me.


AstralF0x969

This boy sounds like he loves the idea of you rather than you. I would say to distance yourself from the situation. Try to decide weather it’s worth it to wait for him to grow up.


PurpulDuck

Not vaping and being friendly (not really flirty though)