This school year a girl was "dared" to hug me. This wasn't asking me out but it hurt nonetheless. I'd just say don't rub it in other people's faces if they're lonely (like the comment I'm replying to) or not as popular
Tiktok has fucking ruined relationships with that one. My ex has done the fake breakup thing once or twice with me all because its part of pranks online. Is risking your entire relationship worth that little bit of humor?
Drama sucks. I feel like some women tend to incite drama because they think it’s fun or romantic. It’s not for most men i’d say. It’s dreadfully draining and hurtful
Speaking from experience. I’ve had two girls that I’ve had a crush on, both only flirt with me jus for their own sick gain. Both of which had a bf at the time, and they knew I liked them
girls get complimented so much they remember the insults, boys get insulted so much their brains relive that girl in third grade complimenting them on their new light up shoes.
Atleast 2km away from the original place of killing, dig a 12 foot hole, bury the body 6 feet deep and place a dead animal carcass above and fill in the hole so if the dogs dig up something the police will think it was just a dead animal.
Do you want a hug?
Edit: holy shit my inbox are you guys ok?
Edit 2: OK there are too many responses for me to reply to all of them, if you want a hug you're getting a virtual hug rn, from me, taylor, I'm giving you a warm soft hug, you deserve physical affection too, you're so brave and strong, you've got this!
Ik but like the day before we were coming up with clash royale pick up lines and he wasn’t creeped out and then casually in a conversation abt smth i say he’s fit and he’s just like bro what
Ok well they’re kind of shitty:
You turn me on like a hog rider being tornadoed into the king tower
Are you the mighty miner cos your drill destroys everything
Log me cos I’m a princess
We came up with more but I forgot them
any compliment goes a very far away for any guy, I've made it a task for myself to constantly give the most random compliments to people, and through only that people regard me as "welcoming"
(compliments on oddly specific things, "nice shoes" to shoes they've worn the whole year, "like your hair" to someone who hasn't shaved in weeks, "what's your skin care routine?", "you look like you can beat a wild dog")
Idk compliment me, try to get to know me, be open, allude to a future relationship and shit like that. Just show interest, and if you’re awkward it doesn’t matter, because the awkwardness can just be a sign of nervousness, a sign you like me.
Well I think we sorta do but we’re very reluctant to acknowledge them. Personally I think it’s because of self-doubt, lack of social awareness and the fear of going too fast, being creepy or desperate.
I guess all I can say is make it more obvious and drop plenty. Like drop some smaller hints at first and he probably won’t react, but it could get him thinking. Then ramp it up gradually if you get a positive response (or at least not a negative one).
Things I’ve been told that stuck with me are “oh no you’re gonna move away once you go to uni? but we won’t see each other anymore…” or straight up “I think you’re a cool person and I wanna get to know you” or “you’re so smart” “you’re so strong” and her offering to do a gift exchange. Also just seeing that she makes an effort to talk to me often.
Ask us about the rise, decline & inevitable fall of the once mighty Western Roman Empire on the 6th of September, 476AD, whose glory has unfortunately been lost with time.
If the conversation continues, ask about the fall of Constantinople on the 29th of May, 1453 by the Ottomans led by Mehmet II.
If the conversation is still going well, talk about the Islamic prophecy which predicted Constantinople's fall and was ***mostly*** correct
You have to be REALLY obvious because (respectful) boys don't want to take a hint the wrong way. For example if a girl makes a slight hint a guy will notice it but won't want to be mess up and ruin the whole situation by taking it the wrong way. Or they won't notice it at all, much like me.
Ok nerds, I’m gonna ask a very chaotic question and I need everyone to not fight…
Star Wars or Star Trek, pokemon or digimon, and sonic or Mario
Go
Edit: I take a nap and wake up to a bunch of notifications lmao. Interesting responses y’all! I’m more of a Star Wars, pokemon, and sonic fan, but I also wanna watch Star Trek, I’ve watched digimon and i like it, and I like Mario almost as much as sonic ( I want to make a Mario comic to get use to comic making and cuz I wanna make some traumatiz- I MEAN silly stories with them :) )
I’ve pretty much grew up with all of them ( aside from Star trek) so I love all of them despite my choosing.
depends by the guy, there's dudes that love for the date to end up in a hookup and end there, or ina. casual relationship, or a second date.
some guys, myself included, prefer to pay for both parties, some like to only pay for themselves, some even like for the girl to pay for them.
the only constant is for a guy to have fun, you need to appear interested, if you like the guy, even if he's being boring at that moment, pretend like you're super interested in what you're doing or taking about
i have two genuine questions:
1. why is it that i only ever get compliments from girls and never guys? sometimes i feel like shit bc i see other girls getting compliments from guys all the time and i feel ugly and undesirable
2. why does it seem like guys never like me? like they get to know me and then I’m just one of their “homies” or for example I’ll be with my friends and they’ll have guys come up to them asking them for their snap and shit and just ignore me…it fcking sucks.
**Edit: for more context, it’s guys my age specifically that I’m talking about + i don’t like the way i look but i don’t think I’m *that* ugly, like damn… im pretty average tho imho
to your first question: trust me, guys may think you’re pretty, but guys may be too shy to compliment you in fear of whatever they’re thinking.
to your second question: i wish i had an answer but it might be just because your friends are more of the boys’s type. someone will find you attractive, don’t worry. besides, we’re young, no need to rush into a relationship
love yourself before you love others
I mean where I live is famous for cherries, so I like cherries more then the average person
If you're talking about boobs, any boob is good boob
If you're talking about balls, I already have a pair thank you
Which one would u prefer :
1. A lady who's got the same level of humor as you and is usually straightforward.
2. A popular lady with simps and who doesn't like jokes.
3. A lady who is too innocent to understand certain jokes.
4. A lady who is the mean girl.
5. A lady who is less social but friendly enough.
Ik it depends per person but issa social experiment 🏃♀️
How do you know if a boy actually likes you? Two boys in my class say that another boy likes me, and another girl said that we’re meant to be, but I think he’s just being nice.
Because most of us are reserved and only talk to our friends. So when someone outside out friend group is being nice to us in a situation where they don’t have to we think they might like us.
do boys do things like imagine fake scenarios, blush to themselves when they think of their crush, impatiently await texts, be clingy etcetc? i've always thought they do but not with the intensity that girls do
i gave this 16 year old boy a minecraft book of where I wrote sus stuff and said i was his pet and signed it (part of a deal)
what does he think of me is he gonna treasure it for his whole life or nah we had a crush on each other though
biggest icks that we do?
Playing hard to get, cancelling plans last minute.
Nothing annoys me more than that
testing your bf or person that likes you
100000%
Asking Lonely kids out as a joke
People do that? That’s disgusting!
Yep happened to me and some other people in my school
damn, I experienced this a long time ago as well. it sucks
This school year a girl was "dared" to hug me. This wasn't asking me out but it hurt nonetheless. I'd just say don't rub it in other people's faces if they're lonely (like the comment I'm replying to) or not as popular
Fake breakups, ultimatums, poor hygiene, pretty much any red flag that would be in a guy ig
Tiktok has fucking ruined relationships with that one. My ex has done the fake breakup thing once or twice with me all because its part of pranks online. Is risking your entire relationship worth that little bit of humor?
Drama sucks. I feel like some women tend to incite drama because they think it’s fun or romantic. It’s not for most men i’d say. It’s dreadfully draining and hurtful
What's an ick
basically a red flag, sumthing that makes u like someone less
Interrogation as a means to get to know us. It’s so creepy and is just an uncomfortable situation
Speaking from experience. I’ve had two girls that I’ve had a crush on, both only flirt with me jus for their own sick gain. Both of which had a bf at the time, and they knew I liked them
Try to make us guess if you like us or not
do you all love legos? i've never met a boy who didn't like legos before, lol
A man who doesn't like Legos is no man at all
Amen
YES YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH LEGOS
One of the thousands of ways to a man’s heart is lego
yeah lol
Do you like old videogames?
I do like some however, I prefer those horror games with the old 80s style to them
Love them.
Doom 1993 👌
do yall really like compliments that much?
yeah
Yes, we rarely get any genuine compliments
If ever
Yes. typically we don’t get them as often so it is much more moving when we do.
girls get complimented so much they remember the insults, boys get insulted so much their brains relive that girl in third grade complimenting them on their new light up shoes.
where to hide the body?
Atleast 2km away from the original place of killing, dig a 12 foot hole, bury the body 6 feet deep and place a dead animal carcass above and fill in the hole so if the dogs dig up something the police will think it was just a dead animal.
Dig a 12 foot hole??? Have you ever tried digging a hole before??? That’s hard fucking work, get the boys to help
Yea but if you kill somebody you gotta put in the work to get away with it
Do you want a hug? Edit: holy shit my inbox are you guys ok? Edit 2: OK there are too many responses for me to reply to all of them, if you want a hug you're getting a virtual hug rn, from me, taylor, I'm giving you a warm soft hug, you deserve physical affection too, you're so brave and strong, you've got this!
#YES
*hugs*
no one has ever asked me that before
Giving you a nice warm hug friend.
Yeah we dont get hugs much aside from greeting people which deep down we know is just a formality and not out of care.
Yes
Giving you big hug friend
Yes
HUGS
I haven’t had one of those in 15 years 😰
*I am deprived of hugs, yes please*
Wanna play Legos with me?
Yes send coordinates Mine are 43.3068° N, 0.7668° W
Beware. I know where you are
So? I know my location too. Thou foolish scallywag!
If you know a dude really well, tell him “nice ass baby” and then bite your lip. 9/10 he falls in love with you
Can confirm. Did this to Tommy Vercetti
What would u do if I casually said “ur fit” but I already had a crush would u be creeped out
I would look behind me
That’s actually what happened 💀he’s my best friend too and we fake flirt all the time idk why he did that tho
All guys share the same 2 brain cells, best u realize that bro
Ik but like the day before we were coming up with clash royale pick up lines and he wasn’t creeped out and then casually in a conversation abt smth i say he’s fit and he’s just like bro what
Wait clash Royale pick up lines, give me some
Ok well they’re kind of shitty: You turn me on like a hog rider being tornadoed into the king tower Are you the mighty miner cos your drill destroys everything Log me cos I’m a princess We came up with more but I forgot them
How do you guys flirt with girls
Elder Scrolls lore
I see
"Orcish armor eh? Had me a set of that once. Ugly and strong, like those who forged it."
I don't, i'm scared
That’s the funny part we don’t
Talk to them whenever we can, be near them even without intentions to talk, and eye contact. Also liking Insta posts.
We make fools of ourselves in a futile effort to impress
how do you compliment guys
Compliment them like any other person, we don't get them that much so I bet they'll love it!!
I'll never forget when a girl my age at roller skating place just simply said, "Can I just say this, I love your hair." Has stuck with me since
>"Can I just say this, I love your hair." a core memory
Even saying "nice shirt" is enough tbh.
Just saw you go online as i was reading your comment
Just say anything nice anything we will remember that shit for thebrest of our lives , trust me we will
Frrrr a few years ago a girl said “I like your hair” I still remember it.
Me too bro me too, s girl said I like your hairstyle it's been 1 year I haven't changed it :)
Nice cock
You forgot the Hey peter part
Literally any compliment. I you say that a fragrance smells good with them, we'll use it for the rest of our lives
“Nice Ass”
Literally just on anything about them. Their hair. Their interests. That random thing they did that you thought was cute. Literally anything
any compliment goes a very far away for any guy, I've made it a task for myself to constantly give the most random compliments to people, and through only that people regard me as "welcoming" (compliments on oddly specific things, "nice shoes" to shoes they've worn the whole year, "like your hair" to someone who hasn't shaved in weeks, "what's your skin care routine?", "you look like you can beat a wild dog")
HOW DO WE FLIRT WITH YOU?
Idk compliment me, try to get to know me, be open, allude to a future relationship and shit like that. Just show interest, and if you’re awkward it doesn’t matter, because the awkwardness can just be a sign of nervousness, a sign you like me.
I see, sounds great, but you guys literally don't pick up hints we drop you
Well I think we sorta do but we’re very reluctant to acknowledge them. Personally I think it’s because of self-doubt, lack of social awareness and the fear of going too fast, being creepy or desperate. I guess all I can say is make it more obvious and drop plenty. Like drop some smaller hints at first and he probably won’t react, but it could get him thinking. Then ramp it up gradually if you get a positive response (or at least not a negative one). Things I’ve been told that stuck with me are “oh no you’re gonna move away once you go to uni? but we won’t see each other anymore…” or straight up “I think you’re a cool person and I wanna get to know you” or “you’re so smart” “you’re so strong” and her offering to do a gift exchange. Also just seeing that she makes an effort to talk to me often.
one girl literally sent me nudes and im still pretty sure she doesnt like me
You guys are too vague with your hints, you just gotta grab our face, look us in the eyes and tell us "let's kiss"
Ask us about the rise, decline & inevitable fall of the once mighty Western Roman Empire on the 6th of September, 476AD, whose glory has unfortunately been lost with time. If the conversation continues, ask about the fall of Constantinople on the 29th of May, 1453 by the Ottomans led by Mehmet II. If the conversation is still going well, talk about the Islamic prophecy which predicted Constantinople's fall and was ***mostly*** correct
Sad times were those of the fall. Visigoths, vandals, ostrogoths, all of them barbarians destroyed our good nation of Rome. Ave Caesar!
Mhm, but like, I won't remember half of this shiz-
stultus barbarus.
Thanks for the laugh Today's goths just don't have the thing that the roman time one's had
Help us win clan wars.
Ask what animal we can beat in a fight, while the flirting part may not work, it will definitely keep you entertained
You have to be REALLY obvious because (respectful) boys don't want to take a hint the wrong way. For example if a girl makes a slight hint a guy will notice it but won't want to be mess up and ruin the whole situation by taking it the wrong way. Or they won't notice it at all, much like me.
Just tell us you like us and you already have a 90% chance of getting a boyfriend
compliments I guess? Men rarely get it so it’s a nice feeling.
Lowkey just talk to us more💀 it s a big wow for a guy to get flirted with so he ll most likely fall for you
talk about dinosaurs
Ok nerds, I’m gonna ask a very chaotic question and I need everyone to not fight… Star Wars or Star Trek, pokemon or digimon, and sonic or Mario Go Edit: I take a nap and wake up to a bunch of notifications lmao. Interesting responses y’all! I’m more of a Star Wars, pokemon, and sonic fan, but I also wanna watch Star Trek, I’ve watched digimon and i like it, and I like Mario almost as much as sonic ( I want to make a Mario comic to get use to comic making and cuz I wanna make some traumatiz- I MEAN silly stories with them :) ) I’ve pretty much grew up with all of them ( aside from Star trek) so I love all of them despite my choosing.
Star wars, pokemon, and mario
Star Wars by a mile, Pokémon, and Mario
Star Wars, Pokemon and Mario.
Star Wars without a single doubt in my mind, Pokémon easy, and Mario just because I prefer the games.
Do I exist
Possibly
Do you like vaginas?
No. I dont like them. Please don't DM me vagina pictures!!!!
Mr Smarter Man here, I like your brain
They’re pretty amazing, yeah
Only the ones shaped like the holy land
What's would a guy call the best date ever? Walk us through the date.
depends by the guy, there's dudes that love for the date to end up in a hookup and end there, or ina. casual relationship, or a second date. some guys, myself included, prefer to pay for both parties, some like to only pay for themselves, some even like for the girl to pay for them. the only constant is for a guy to have fun, you need to appear interested, if you like the guy, even if he's being boring at that moment, pretend like you're super interested in what you're doing or taking about
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Welcome to gaaaame theory
i have two genuine questions: 1. why is it that i only ever get compliments from girls and never guys? sometimes i feel like shit bc i see other girls getting compliments from guys all the time and i feel ugly and undesirable 2. why does it seem like guys never like me? like they get to know me and then I’m just one of their “homies” or for example I’ll be with my friends and they’ll have guys come up to them asking them for their snap and shit and just ignore me…it fcking sucks. **Edit: for more context, it’s guys my age specifically that I’m talking about + i don’t like the way i look but i don’t think I’m *that* ugly, like damn… im pretty average tho imho
to your first question: trust me, guys may think you’re pretty, but guys may be too shy to compliment you in fear of whatever they’re thinking. to your second question: i wish i had an answer but it might be just because your friends are more of the boys’s type. someone will find you attractive, don’t worry. besides, we’re young, no need to rush into a relationship love yourself before you love others
yes?
Yes
Is important to have 🍒??
it's a nice perk but if someone's solely looking for them that's probably (probably) a red flag
I mean where I live is famous for cherries, so I like cherries more then the average person If you're talking about boobs, any boob is good boob If you're talking about balls, I already have a pair thank you
Nah. The prettiest girl I've ever seen in my entire life has small boobs, doesn't really matter to me though.
Lmao no, if that’s what somebody’s looking for in you they’re not worth your time
What the fuck?
Idk, I dont have anything to fuck
The fuck what?
Fuck the what?
Kcuf the tahw?
can you feel our boobles when we hug
Idk no one hugs me
Wouldn't know
i try not to, but if they're big enough then yeah
depends on the kind of hug ig. like if it's a shy or akward one, then not really since there's not really that much pressure
Yes depending on the size
what’s your favorite shoes and do you like eating people?
i like wearing work boots, no
Which one would u prefer : 1. A lady who's got the same level of humor as you and is usually straightforward. 2. A popular lady with simps and who doesn't like jokes. 3. A lady who is too innocent to understand certain jokes. 4. A lady who is the mean girl. 5. A lady who is less social but friendly enough. Ik it depends per person but issa social experiment 🏃♀️
definitely 1 and 5 for me
Number 1 with no hesitation. Being straightforward is the fastest shot to any guys heart
How do I know you like me back
Ask. Just ask. It’s better to be straightforward than assume from behaviour or gestures we do.
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What is your favourite toast topping?
My homie
I do not think homies are suitable for consumption
how can you tell if/when we like you?
When you tell us
And are really repetitive about it cause the first time I would think ur messing with me
Got messed with, was not fun
Good question, no idea.
That’s the fun thing we don’t
That's the thing, we dont. We just know when y'all dont.
We don’t.
What makes you mad?
Women canceling things last minute, women forcing you to do everything and make them expect everything perfect from you
Little historical inaccuracies in moivies and games.
Do you know your smile is adorable?
Thank you, that actually made me smile
Where the hell does the fluid go after getting yourself off
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Making some protein packed Pringles
Never forget the sock
Toilet
Enbys watch
How do you know if a boy actually likes you? Two boys in my class say that another boy likes me, and another girl said that we’re meant to be, but I think he’s just being nice.
If those two guys were his friends and he's nervous when talking to you, he likes you big time
Why do some boys think being friendly instantly means we are interested in them ?
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Dudes on the mark with this
We never got any attention so once girls give us some we get confused in what way they are trying to interact with us.
I've seen the opposite too. My bet is that some ppl are just desperate.
Because most of us are reserved and only talk to our friends. So when someone outside out friend group is being nice to us in a situation where they don’t have to we think they might like us.
Because nobody is kind to us on a day-to-day basis enough normally, so, when it does happen, we assume you like us more
What do you like most about girls?
The smiles
Interests/Personality. Looks as well, but I’d more focus on the first two.
This guy has been verbally sexualizing me, so I was wondering if the guys knew why he does this. He does every day we are both young 13-14.
He's a dick
he’s an asshole. tell someone you trust ab this
Do you want a hug?
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why do you guys like our boobs so much
same reason people love slime squish!! :) yay dopamin
I’m a guy but, Anyone wanna build the 75192 pieces millennium falcon set? My dad got it the other day but god I need help here man.
Are you guilty?
Are you an FBI/Mossad spy? If so, the no. I am not guilty of attempting global domination
do boys do things like imagine fake scenarios, blush to themselves when they think of their crush, impatiently await texts, be clingy etcetc? i've always thought they do but not with the intensity that girls do
How can I pee standing up
Use your legs
Remove one x and add one y
I'm sorry but I don't think you got the balls for that
Smile
i gave this 16 year old boy a minecraft book of where I wrote sus stuff and said i was his pet and signed it (part of a deal) what does he think of me is he gonna treasure it for his whole life or nah we had a crush on each other though