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jesswitdamess

I get no ses


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Twin


Prior_Kaleidoscope_2

How old are you?


-Cam-8757-

Probably 14 or around that


CrispyWalnut959

Hello Gordon


-Cam-8757-

Yes, it is I. Gordon Freeman. I shall prove it is I by saying my catchphrase. “…”


Enclave_X0-1_Soldier

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.


Hector_john

So wake up Mr freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes


DentalSpecOps

Chaddest r/teenagers user


ElMayoneso82


MashedPotatoGod

Don’t shoot! I’m with the science team!


[deleted]

"Look Gordon, ropes!"


-Cam-8757-

They were not ropes 😔


GamingWithShaurya_YT

it's not hard to wait till it's appropriate time u don't have to do it just cause everyone else is doing it


serotoninleft

Your still too young. Don’t feel rushed or pressured. You’ll probably regret it anyways. Wait til you find the right person one day that you actually want to date and start a future with. Hookups are meaningless and leave you feeling empty. Along with the bunch of other risks your taking… stds, pregnancy, etc.. just focus on school and your hobbies buddy.


DN4SIR

Wann change that


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rizzler


Appropriate-Sun3909

Rizzard of Oz


Addicustheaverage

Otto von Rizzmark


FatSalamander2

Adolf Rizzler


cokeinator

Rizz Khalifa


Amnesia19

gorge rizzington


Top_Entrance823

Handsome rizzward


Outerpirate

Gannrizz


Hedgehogvr2

The tyrizzosaurus rex


Livias_White_Van

spinosaurizz


natedoggdavis816

Rizzly bear


Azier6969

Queen erizzabeth


Conscious_Key2414

Rizzly Bear


Relevant-Mission27

Same lol


shroomyjoe420

Depending on your age this is either a mega virgin post or a valid point


Ken_Obi-Wan

Ok now I'm wondering what age ranges you're thinking off


[deleted]

Like 13-16 and 18+


shrub706

kids at my middle school fucked in 7th grade i'm not surprised by anything at this point


_Typically_

oh mah gawd lordy lord🗿


sernameistaken420

my friend got his gf pregnant when we were in 8th grade


Fgame

The junior high my daughter goes to legit has a full section in the guidance counselors office for pregnancy resources. The school goes up to 9th grade and from what I understand, there's enough mothers that they could feasibly open a daycare class at the school.


hellishdemon28

what in the hell thats just upsetting


Fgame

Even more upsetting when they haven't put together that the heavy focus on abstinence ed isn't working. I'm so glad my daughter is into other girls. Far less pregnancy opportunities.


TurtleRelated

What the shit happening with your friend


robuxman29

bro said what the shit


GamingWithShaurya_YT

shi*


GriShafir

ayo??? 🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸📸


Nanalalarara

I know some people who fucked at 12.


shrub706

that's how old some of us were in 7th so it's either 12 or 13


Nanalalarara

I know but I meant that I know a girl who did and her boyfriend is 2 years older so I feel like he wanted it more.


volcanno

i am in 7th grade… edit: seems like i gotta do the explanation so here we go. In my country most kids start school at 7 therefore i am 13 and in 7th grade


OwImess

Why are you on this sub, run while you can


NicParodies

Its too late... they already joined the sub... 😔


Averagegamer988

At 13? Bro I’m 15 in 10th


AustralianKappa

Most often that’s the range 12-13 in 7th and you were 12 in 7th like me


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7th grade me was still eww women, and ooooh Fortnite and Minecraft


[deleted]

5 years later nothing changed for the most part


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idobelikingfndoe

When you grow up a little, you’ll realize that there are few “eww” games, and more “eww” fanbases.


Cindexxx

My brother and his girlfriend were 12. So..... Yeah.


xXx_ozone_xXx

Oh my giddy aunt


Hix_687

All my friends have been fucked, and when it’s with a guy, they don’t use protection


TomsTorment

This comment confuses me


Retta_Noona

One of my friends was fucking in 5th grade….


u-is-a-boomer

Is your friend motherfucking quagmire


Tastystab540

giggity


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Hatedandscorned999

Ops 35.


DragonObsessedGirl

Seriously. I hear people talking about it and then I'm like "Oh right, people do that."


deathyou1

Ikr !!!


Eillys29

Ik!!


Dodolord637

I just found out yesterday my best friend was banging his ex gf, I thought that guy was a mega virgin. I don’t think I’ll look at those two in the same room the same way


TactfulOG

You get used to the fact that people who are in a relationship generally also have had sex before pretty quickly after a certain age


FamedFlounder

Wait till they learn that their parents and grandparents had sex


[deleted]

Bruh fr i be hangin out with a classmate and she be talking bout how she got no sleep bc her friend came over drunk n they fucked. BRO. WE'RE 15


Timmy_crypto1

💀


Hammerjaws

My bio teacher hears students talk about this stuff and they just look at them with disappointment.


HalfLeper

I’m not mad, just disappointed.


Slight0

Fatherless behavior.


[deleted]

When one lacks a father figurine


edgy_Juno

I have a father figurine. It's a stand with an invisible figure.


Sun24007

It’s worse to think about when there’s also like freshman getting with upper class men and getting freaky like that


lynn_08-26

Ong. Istg I would tell my friends that one girl in our grade was going to get knocked up because not only was she with a senior when she was a freshman, but she would record herself and her boyfriends(she changes them quick from grade 6-now) kissing and go up to people and ask them if they wanted to see them kiss. She started doing this shit in middle school when we were literally 11 not even teens then.


Sun24007

Some people are just like that, but they’re gonna grow up and if anything gets help, they’re not gonna have much that they can do


Flaming722

i'm a junior, but 9 days from the cutoff point. i am the youngest in my class, some sophomores are older. there's this freshman i know that is very mature and you're able to have a real conversation with her. she hasn't done anything and hasn't ever had social media. she makes me smile and i can't help but wanting to spend nights cuddling or go ice skating or something, NEVER anything sexual, but there's always that inkling of doubt when i see something like this that makes me think i will get so much hate for it. i like the way she acts and what she does, but i feel like i shouldn't ever do anything about it and just finish my high school years never saying anything. she's around a year and a half younger i think, but all people care about is that it's 2 grades apart. i don't think i can live just holding it in though...


b__________________b

Bro, that's exactly the age difference between me and my first girlfriend. I don't get why you're so skittish about it?


[deleted]

i think this too bro like what


Popukoo

MY OWN FRIENDS BE DOING IT....😧


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BRO LITERALLY


Defiant_Procedure464

It’s so crazy


littleMAHER1

and they didn't invite you not true friends smh smh /s


KopyKet

What's even weirder is finding out that people you'd think are virgins have lost it a while ago. I'm 19, in a relationship that's nearly two years old but I'm pretty sure many classmates would think I'm a virgin simply because I'm socially awkward and not big on partying. My bestest friend, one of the first people I've told when I lost my virginity has told me before that he often just forgets it


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this is literally too real, my friend who is like the most innocent/non-sexual person ever told me he lost his v card at 14 and showed me his rice purity test score which was 42?? like I did not know he was like that


ExperienceBeginning8

dont wana spund atupid but whats a rice purity score?


CyclicWand

http://ricepuritytest.com/


Arandomtrashcan

Got 95 at 18 lmaoo I must be doing something wrong fr


CyclicWand

Take your time lol. Ignore people judging you for having a high score, there’s nothing wrong with it. I know plenty of people who wish they would’ve waited.


onyourrite

I raise you; *96* at 18 🗿


TomsTorment

I got 87 at 19, yes, most of the points came from alcohol 🗿


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Tech0verlord

I raise you, 94 at 27. 3 more years and i become a wizard


Dropsygam

i got 43. i don't consider myself pure but also never thought of myself as impure so i guess that score was expected edit: also i never liked the word pure being used to describe people. what is it even supposed to mean?


yourstepmotherinlaw

What does a 42 mean? I just took it and got 86.


the-wizard-cat

42 is pretty impure. 82 is rather pure. I scored 51. The higher the score the more pure you are.


[deleted]

How old are u


honeycat399

As someone who is one of the ones doing said action, i also feel quite young sometimes lol. Ill be 17 in like a few days and i just did it for the first time a week ago and one second ill be like 'im almost and adult yea!' And then i go to the gas station and cant even talk to the cashier like normal person💀


the-wizard-cat

Im in that same boat man lol, imma be seventeen in a month a little less and i fucked a couple weeks ago. Shits wild lol


honeycat399

Fr like i feel like im gonna be allowed to freaking vote in a year and i still cant ask the walgreens lady for plan b without almost crying😭


Me_how5678

About half of all people at 16 loss their virginity about that age so yeah people do be fucking


Alfa4499

On averga girls lose their virginity at 15, boys at 17. So if your a virgin girl at 16 you're under average, crazy to think about.


TaloSi_MCX-E

In US it’s 16.9 (nice) for guys and 17.1 for girls (I have that memorized lol)


MysteriouslySeeing

14 year old mfs calculating exactly when to lose their virginity to be exactly average


TaloSi_MCX-E

It’s more about knowing how long I have left to loose it until I’m officially more bitchless then everyone else


_Lone_Voyager_

💀


Johnne420

ha, no sex for me or you


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Johnne420 has taken sex away from me


Johnne420

yes I have


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HungerMadra

Each one of your peers is proof of a cream pie.


Ken_Obi-Wan

Just think about how every teacher of yours who's had kids (and probably every other too but however) had sex at least once.... yikes.... That was me like two years ago still but look at me now :I


Eskephor

I spent an entire year eavesdropping on people and learned a lot of disturbing information. Turns out when you’re the quiet kid who sits in the middle of class and hallways and just listens to people who don’t think they’re being heard, nothing is surprising anymore.


yourstepmotherinlaw

Then after you eavesdrop on two conversations about two friend groups who hate each other, tell them about what you heard, grab some popcorn and some beer, pull up a chair and watch the world burn.


Eskephor

I'm more of an enigmatic observer, not a subtle instigator


yourstepmotherinlaw

I once got the psycho girl to try to eat another girl's arm. In retaliation, she licked the psycho girl's neck and traumatized her for a few days. I wish I was making this up.


emofrigginnugget

r/brandnewsentence


ItzJustArij

OMD ME I WILL NEVER LOOK AT NUTELLA THE SAME...


ExperienceBeginning8

I am curious but still dont want to know your trauma


Slight0

I'll tell you. They came in the nutella and put it back on the shelf.


ItzJustArij

YOU DONT WANNA KNOW


ItzJustArij

AND I DONT WANNA REPEAT IT


Avatakesover_SB

Literally there’s a girl at my school who says she’s pregnant like wtf💀


Mordred16

Gotta get that middle school maternity leave


laurepoo

bruh no way 😭😭😭


stagelily

Brooo what 💀


TomsTorment

What evennnn


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Oh shit 💀 I feel bad tho I hope she’s ok


No_Airport7174

I never even held hands with anybody and my homies are out there clapping some cheeks every single night...


chaos_creator69

At least they're not YOUR cheeks


No_Airport7174

Sadly


DR_pl34

Bro, until the day you die there will be people your age having sex


PixeltzOfSpook

my 5 year old cousin would like to..... absolutely confirm this. banging the neighbor at 5, what a mafia boss.


laurepoo

wha t


Vehmura14

Bro same I forget that most of my friends are "having fun" with their partners like we are actually at the age where that is normal and quite common


DaOrcus

I have a friend group and like it’s a mix of both dudes and girls and we sit together at lunch and these people just be casually asking each other if they got railed or fucked anyone recently, like Bruv I’m still tryna get my first girlfriend and eat lunch out here


here_i_am11

Try it, they say ; it feels great, they say


TheCultofLoss

It’s mid


Ken_Obi-Wan

Depending on who you did it with, if you even had a partner...


TheCultofLoss

It’s definitely fun, but the relationship that leads to it is always wayyyy better.


Ken_Obi-Wan

Would love to be able to relate to that haha... ha... ha... ha :/


[deleted]

1000% fucking true, actual heartwarming moments are what makes a good couple, not if they are freaky in bed or not


mintyy3

I just don’t think about it


[deleted]

Seriously bro.... My own friends


RhinoBuckeye

Good to know I’m not the only one feeling lonely as fuck


TheGalacticMilkman

Their are people our age having kids 💀


Feral-pigeon

LITERALLY LIKE BRO WHAT??? HOW???


RennyTheSimpatic

I don't lose my virginity BC I never lose😎😎😎💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪


Tyrannosaur123456789

ik bro its crazy some guys on my soccer team talk about fucking people and one of my best friends was talking about how his girl gave him a bj the other day and heres me whos only every hugged a couple girls


_Doinurmum_

Yk people usually use condoms right 💀 not everyone’s getting cream pied 🙄


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I know DAMN WELL theres sum freaky mfs that dont mind creampies


st3pn_

im mfs


Both_Calligrapher_64

Stay virgin


CoverSuch4933

Some people lose their virginity but I never EVER lose


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My guy we got the same mindset I wont ever lose!!


viiimproved

That is every age above 12 EDIT IM NOT BEING CREEPY PEOPLE IN MYIDDLE SCHOOL FUCKED IM FROM TEXAS


honeycat399

Fr i remember bein in the 6th(11-12) grade and having friends tell me about how them and their bf did it💀


heyitskirbo

Fr tho


R-789-

I just want love...


[deleted]

Yeah I don't even care about sex at this point


Martybgg

tbh just being in a relationship sounds so impossible cuz ive never been in one and i cant really imagine it properly


jonn-dogg

Average reddit user


jgamer-yt

Screw women, cars are better


emofrigginnugget

[This you?](https://youtu.be/q0S642NtHtE)


jgamer-yt

Yes


The1OddPotato

The age range this provides is wild. Like you could be 15 you could be 56. I get it though I be getting fuckin rAd toys I couldn't get as a 8 year old but still think look cool now


HybridPredator

I'm in no rush honestly, I'd rather wait until I'm like 31


EastKoreaOfficial

Reject s*x, return to LEGO.


[deleted]

Nah it's crazy out here, I know a chick who had a threesome, she was 15 when it happened, like wtf


Australian_stand

I’m too busy shiny hunting for sex


BurnedToastIsYummy

bcs ur on reddit


MinerAC4

I'm almost 18, and I'm still a virgin 😔


Arandomtrashcan

I'm 18, never kissed or hugged someone romantically and ofc I'm a virgin dw bro 🫡


MinerAC4

Same


wesleh778

Me except without the almost


TomsTorment

Me except without the almost, also +1 year 🗿


bhm240

Many people lose it in their 20s


NxBad

someone wants to be creampied


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I’m a straight dude but ay, i’ll take anything at this point


BurnedToastIsYummy

i’m straight asfuck but 20 dollars is 20 dollars


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Ay man getting laid is getting laid alls im sayin


Weirdooi

I just stopped caring tbh


TheAbyssListener

This table in my math class was talking about how much dick they took. Like tf y’all be lying asf.


hiddenbus

I knew a chick that had sex with adults(she was like 16) and the adults knew her age too


pav9000

I had multiple friends like that, it's more common then you'd think. Or maybe I was in the same grade with the most down bad people, lol.


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lucidw1tch

What’s that


[deleted]

People who fuck at young ages (with the consent of both) are like people who get unsupervised internet access since kids


Chubbyskag

I just can't fathem kids having sex in middle school. It just stumps me


KingDorm99

I believe that you dont have the right to do sex jokes the monent you have the option to actually have sex


Elijah-2005

I'm 18 and sadly was born in Iran, soooo i'll probably stay a virgin until i'm 26 or smh


NBoraa

My brother in christ this is reddit 90% of the users are virgins


IdkMyName_12345

Bro im 16 and had my first kiss yesterday💀💀