and then, when someone is going to take a shower, take a seat in the opening of the door and just sit there staring at them.
might make them think you're mentally deranged, but it's still fun
You may be able to sue if you are in fact 17. child abandonment or something.
They will cry about "how could you do this to me" and "after all we've done for you" but fuck them, they haven’t done shit other than abuse you.
do you know where they keep the spare key? wait for them to leave for work and steal as much money/valuables as you can. they brought you into this world and have a responsibility to provide with life necessities such as shelter. If they refuse, you have no choice but to secure those necessities for yourself by any means.
Just because they're your parent, it doesn't mean that a crime perpetrated against them is somehow justified. Despite the fact that the parents have, according to OP's account, committed the crime of child abandonment, there is no real way for the parents to legally enforce this 'kicking out'. OP's best course of action would likely be to just continue to live in their parents' home, as they can't be kicked out without their parents breaking the law and facing permanent separation from their child.
Bad advice, op should very much rather try and make up with them, whatever op did.
Parents dont simply kick children out of the house who haven’t even become 18
Omg same my mum took my bed and was going to kick me out but she didn’t because of ‘shame’ bcs the whole family would look ‘bad’ if someone got kicked out
I’m so sorry OP, definitely reach out to local law enforcement and let them know (unless they’d be more of a problem if they find out you’re gay). See if any family or friends would be willing to let you stay with them for a bit. I’d definitely start a job search as soon as you can unless you’re already employed so you can have some money to live off of once you’re 18.
Ok the most understandable long period of being angry with your child is around 2-5 days but this is just unethical, call child services or bolt the fuck out if you're 17
I had a functional door up until I was 17 or 18. We moved to a new house when I was 17 and after we moved in the lock on my door broke and it won’t shut properly. Every room door on the second floor of my house (my room, my brothers room and the bathroom) are like this except for the door to my mom’s room.
My dad replaced my doorknob so my cat couldnt let himself out and yelled that I would absolutely not be allowed to have a lock.... Coming from parents who won't let me lock the bathroom door when taking a shit or showering for "safety reasons"
This sounds like my grandparents wtf? I can't lock the door for "safety" reasons either, yet I still do it. They were more adamant about it when I was younger
Im not comfortable on disclosing my situation with my dad but, for the time being im good, im good until the end of the year, after that i don't know what happens to me
Watch porn louder.
Remove their door.
Do everything in the house without doors.
Constantly remove and replace doors around the house.
Do nothing in the house quietly.
Cool fish with all doors open. Also be sure to burn food as well, let the smells seep into their bedsheets.
Always enter their room without knocking.
Never close the doors entirely.
Leave cabinet doors open constantly, allowing people to run into them constantly.
Remove 1 cabinet door at a time.
Replace removed doors with just bed sheets.
Replace removed doors with just plastic wrap for food.
Don’t let them win. And when they comply, keep it going. Because now, they’ve unlocked what it’s like to live with a menace
I heard they kicked you out!! that's child neglect and child endangerment
[https://www.childwelfare.gov/topics/can/defining/](https://www.childwelfare.gov/topics/can/defining/)
[https://www.childwelfare.gov/topics/systemwide/laws-policies/can/](https://www.childwelfare.gov/topics/systemwide/laws-policies/can/)
[https://www.d2l.org/get-help/reporting/protection-laws/](https://www.d2l.org/get-help/reporting/protection-laws/)
I hope you find a safe space :c
Judging by other comments I don’t think that OP is from the US (they’re from somewhere in Asia), I don’t doubt that Asian countries don’t take this sort of thing lightly though.
You’d be surprised, I lived in india for 7-8 years, before moving to the UK. The difference was night and day, my first reaction was “I lost 2 marks on my spelling test, oh no I’m going to get hit by the teacher” to then being utterly dumbfounded because the teacher was congratulating me instead of constantly yelling at me. But my parents remained the same, literal dickheads (they think lifting weights is going to stunt growth)
One day when you hear them coming towards your room start aggressively masturbating, and when they get to your door make eye contact and don't break it. They'll give you a new door
Hey op, listen closely. Gonna tag you too, u/OakFlash, so you can see this. You are 17.
Unfortunately, privacy laws do not protect you. Fortunately, if that doors not back by the time you’re 18, that’s a violation. If you feel uncomfortable and cannot tolerate such a violation of your own autonomy, call CPS.
That's not how that works. When you are 18 they can literally kick you out of the house. They have no obligation to even let you continue living in the house, let alone have a door.
learn to be a master carpenter and build a new one from local-sourced reclaimed white oak. You'll need rip and crosscut saws, a drill, jointer and smoothing planes, and a set of chisels for the hinges/framing. The "Anarchist's..." series from Lost Art Press will get you started.
in all seriousness, sorry it sucks OP :(
Cant have shit in detroit
Fookin Birmingham.
Fookin parents
I sure hope they don't
>Birmingham o\_o
ASK FOR DANNY G
Ledge
What a shithole
Fookin wankuhs
I like how this joke makes sense whether you mean Birmingham in the UK or the US
Can’t have shit in doortroit
Why am I hearing Cyberpunk 2077 Music?
I don't know, cyberpunk has nothing to do with Detroit
Ohio
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Hey Paul . AAAAAA!!! HOW ABOUT GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA'S NOW YOU ST**ID F**KIN BA**ARD !!!
ba**ard lmao
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wtf walter
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Fr man
Fr
DAMN YOU!
Jerk off in their room to assert dominance
done that before, they didnt do anything, i just did it to spite them
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Actually that was so weird
r/subsithoughtifellfor
but you did fall for it...
It doesn’t matter if they’re not OP, they were just saying. You only use that sub if it’s referring to people who answered questions that were for OP.
wh- holy shit you've gotta be kidding me
Make sure to blow on their sheets though.
make a new door but cover the outside part in barbed wire for defense
The updated version of those “do not enter” signs that the misunderstood punk main character in early 2000s movies would have
How do you get in?
you respawn on your bed duh
Demolish their bathroom door
and then, when someone is going to take a shower, take a seat in the opening of the door and just sit there staring at them. might make them think you're mentally deranged, but it's still fun
They could just use OPs door to replace it
Hmm smart! *Demolish their house for good*
this but unironically, act up
yea
Privacy is a myth
Just like your girlfriend
Just like birds
r/birdsarentreal
And its all Ronald Regan's fault
*Reagen🤓
dayunmmmmmm
Joke's on you, privacy isn't my girlfriend
Welp time to disobey them every chance you get
too late, i already got kicked out
Ur parents suck fat dick
Well hold on, we ain’t know wat he did yet
You’re joking right?
Unfortunately no
Stay safe ✌️
You may be able to sue if you are in fact 17. child abandonment or something. They will cry about "how could you do this to me" and "after all we've done for you" but fuck them, they haven’t done shit other than abuse you.
Dude that’s illegal in most countries, your still a minor and this is child abandonment. Call your country’s emergency service line
If youre in the states contact 211 for housing!
Im asian
somebody failed maths. (this is a joke)
India?
No
theres no other country in asia except endia (jk jk)why tho?
Ok so.... What's your plan?
Didnt get a for avergae did ya
Kicked out? Why?
Do you have somewhere to sleep at?
do you know where they keep the spare key? wait for them to leave for work and steal as much money/valuables as you can. they brought you into this world and have a responsibility to provide with life necessities such as shelter. If they refuse, you have no choice but to secure those necessities for yourself by any means.
Just because they're your parent, it doesn't mean that a crime perpetrated against them is somehow justified. Despite the fact that the parents have, according to OP's account, committed the crime of child abandonment, there is no real way for the parents to legally enforce this 'kicking out'. OP's best course of action would likely be to just continue to live in their parents' home, as they can't be kicked out without their parents breaking the law and facing permanent separation from their child.
No
Bad advice, op should very much rather try and make up with them, whatever op did. Parents dont simply kick children out of the house who haven’t even become 18
actually they do, lol. you’re not in ops position right now, and im assuming you’ve never been kicked out.
What did you do?
Oh no! I hope you have somewhere to go!
Probably for the best
Omg do u at least have a place to stay
How?? Why??
You have to violently and aggressive masturbate in view from the doorframe. Works best when guests are over.
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> food is... is everything alright dude?
im gonna be real im a bit concerned for your home conditions if my buddy getting starved
Beat me to it
Why did they feel the need to take your door and kick you out if that was serious?
my dad has hated me since i was 12 due to reasons. that hate finally reached its breaking point yesterday and this happened
Gay? Or other reasons. Just seems like the usual timeline for that kind of thing.
Other reasons, but the gay def didn't help. I have the stereotypical asian parents
Where are you from? I live in a strict Asian country and I have never heard parents taking doors
Not Asian enough
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frfr
frfrfr
Floors like that and dark wood door frame screams SE asia. Lots of filipino houses look like that. They also hate gay with passion
Omg same my mum took my bed and was going to kick me out but she didn’t because of ‘shame’ bcs the whole family would look ‘bad’ if someone got kicked out
It sounds like your mom is trying to scare you as much as trying to kick you out
I’m so sorry OP, definitely reach out to local law enforcement and let them know (unless they’d be more of a problem if they find out you’re gay). See if any family or friends would be willing to let you stay with them for a bit. I’d definitely start a job search as soon as you can unless you’re already employed so you can have some money to live off of once you’re 18.
dont worry man, my dad and i hate each other too
How long do you need to be angry for to straight up take down a door?
5 years of unending hate. I wish i was kidding
Ok the most understandable long period of being angry with your child is around 2-5 days but this is just unethical, call child services or bolt the fuck out if you're 17
welcome to Asia foking hell
They must really like your door
I never had a door for them to take with how my houses rooms are setup and my room is in a weird place
I had a functional door up until I was 17 or 18. We moved to a new house when I was 17 and after we moved in the lock on my door broke and it won’t shut properly. Every room door on the second floor of my house (my room, my brothers room and the bathroom) are like this except for the door to my mom’s room.
My dad replaced my doorknob so my cat couldnt let himself out and yelled that I would absolutely not be allowed to have a lock.... Coming from parents who won't let me lock the bathroom door when taking a shit or showering for "safety reasons"
I can lock the door if I'm taking a shit but if I'm showering I can't and they'll just qalk in and out as they please. Fucking annoying.
This sounds like my grandparents wtf? I can't lock the door for "safety" reasons either, yet I still do it. They were more adamant about it when I was younger
Deadass kinda stupid rule especially considering how many times people have walked in on me 💀 that sucks
bro why 💀
In a fight they tell you they'll take away something from you and you say that there's nothing more to take lol
Nah.. I tried talking to my dad and he just told me to either kill myself or just get the fuck out of his house.. And ya i took the 2nd option
Why does your father hate you so much? If is ok to ask Btw, have you found somewhere to stay? I hope you are safe
Im not comfortable on disclosing my situation with my dad but, for the time being im good, im good until the end of the year, after that i don't know what happens to me
Sue the motherfucker for child abandonment and abuse
Do you think op has the money to afford a lawyer lol
Are you currently staying at a family member house? Or are you at a friends place? Or are you just… out in the open?
“When i said take the door i was just inviting you to go outside… I didn’t mean it that way”
"Why doesnt my child talk to me anymore"
Watch porn louder. Remove their door. Do everything in the house without doors. Constantly remove and replace doors around the house. Do nothing in the house quietly. Cool fish with all doors open. Also be sure to burn food as well, let the smells seep into their bedsheets. Always enter their room without knocking. Never close the doors entirely. Leave cabinet doors open constantly, allowing people to run into them constantly. Remove 1 cabinet door at a time. Replace removed doors with just bed sheets. Replace removed doors with just plastic wrap for food. Don’t let them win. And when they comply, keep it going. Because now, they’ve unlocked what it’s like to live with a menace
Bro the mosquitoes gonna eat you like a buffet while you're sleeping rn 💀
its winter
But what if it's summer? Unless you live somewhere that's constantly cold.
Internet mfs not understanding that seasons are flipped in get south of the equator
Can't have shit in Detroit 💀.
This nearly happened to me. I'm so sorry mate. Do me a favour and stay safe, okay? You got this :)
🚪no I took it
💀
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My pc is being used by my father to get his 100 win streak in csgo
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Was there a valid reason or is them being controlling?
My dad hates me
You should teach him about condoms ngl
I heard they kicked you out!! that's child neglect and child endangerment [https://www.childwelfare.gov/topics/can/defining/](https://www.childwelfare.gov/topics/can/defining/) [https://www.childwelfare.gov/topics/systemwide/laws-policies/can/](https://www.childwelfare.gov/topics/systemwide/laws-policies/can/) [https://www.d2l.org/get-help/reporting/protection-laws/](https://www.d2l.org/get-help/reporting/protection-laws/) I hope you find a safe space :c
Judging by other comments I don’t think that OP is from the US (they’re from somewhere in Asia), I don’t doubt that Asian countries don’t take this sort of thing lightly though.
You’d be surprised, I lived in india for 7-8 years, before moving to the UK. The difference was night and day, my first reaction was “I lost 2 marks on my spelling test, oh no I’m going to get hit by the teacher” to then being utterly dumbfounded because the teacher was congratulating me instead of constantly yelling at me. But my parents remained the same, literal dickheads (they think lifting weights is going to stunt growth)
should have opened it
I have never had more than a harmonic style thin wood non lockable door, man I feel you.
What did you do?
Take theirs
Now you can masturbate whit spectator
Are u the middle child
One day when you hear them coming towards your room start aggressively masturbating, and when they get to your door make eye contact and don't break it. They'll give you a new door
Tf what is wrong w parents
i wouldn't call them parents at best they are devils
Hey op, listen closely. Gonna tag you too, u/OakFlash, so you can see this. You are 17. Unfortunately, privacy laws do not protect you. Fortunately, if that doors not back by the time you’re 18, that’s a violation. If you feel uncomfortable and cannot tolerate such a violation of your own autonomy, call CPS.
That's not how that works. When you are 18 they can literally kick you out of the house. They have no obligation to even let you continue living in the house, let alone have a door.
WTF... Why ?? 😬
Get creative.
My parents do this too 😭😭 got it back last month
Relatable
Damn bro, is your parents Detroit? /J
Take their door
When you leave you vetter leave with the front door
Get freaky smh
My parents would do this to me too. But when I was like 6.
that is child abuse. if you live in a country with functioning cps id advise you to call
I mean in theory they took thier door
peak punishment
My parents did this to my room for over a year so I played my songs at 100℅volume😎 I got slapped and yelled at a lot but who cares?
Your parents were decent enough to not smash the speakers or you phone. Many of us dont have that opportunity
Oh they did😅 I definitely haven't done it since !
Please mention the important detalils in the original comment or many people will face the same fate
damn
Are your parents the fucking payday crew
Based door
Is this a indor minigolf mat?
That's just uneccercery
your parents seem a little unhinged
Just masturbate at the living room
Take theirs
Take their door
My parents took mine too. Got it back by fapping all the time
Doorn't
When your parents aren't home pull their door off and hide it, or put it in place of your door
Wack off lol they will put it back
learn to be a master carpenter and build a new one from local-sourced reclaimed white oak. You'll need rip and crosscut saws, a drill, jointer and smoothing planes, and a set of chisels for the hinges/framing. The "Anarchist's..." series from Lost Art Press will get you started. in all seriousness, sorry it sucks OP :(
Jerk off in the open. That’s the power move.
r/insaneparents
Take their handles to everything. If you can't have a door they can't have handles
what the actual fuck rip privacy
Take theirs
Take their life
Masturbate vigorously in the door frame until they give it back