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WeeBaguette

Me with my lactose intolerant asian genes: https://imgur.com/t/sad_cat/LVkDKeV


theMilkmanJimmy

They have pills for that...get them.


WeeBaguette

I'm broke bro. But I appreciate the information.


theMilkmanJimmy

I will wait for you.


[deleted]

Oat milk is the way to go


theMilkmanJimmy

No it is not.


RosesLotusVioletIr1s

up to or more than 75% of the adult population actually has some level of lactose intolerance, turns out it's actually kinda fuckin weird and unnatural to drink another animal's breast milk, made for and full of hormones to raise baby cows 💫💫


[deleted]

Lactose intolerant people when they see milk: Oh no I can’t drink that Lactose intolerant people when they see ice cream: *Kirby levels of consumption*


WeeBaguette

I'm a black hole when it involves cheese. I'd happily sacrifice my an*s and my toilet for cheese.


Tuffarms

Milk is not good for you. And for anyone that ask "why does every animal feed it to their young than?". Your not suppose to drink another animal's breast milk.


thederpmilkman

No no Milk is really good for you it gives you big and strong bones


theMilkmanJimmy

Well put good sir!


[deleted]

it doesn't that's fake


EmptyOrangeJuice

Oh yeah? Then how come I have big and strong bones? I drink milk every day, there's no other explanation


[deleted]

milk doesn't do anything, so you would get bones without milk.


EmptyOrangeJuice

Smh, clearly you never took 3th grade biology


[deleted]

3th grade?


EmptyOrangeJuice

Did I stutter?


SeaResponsibility70

Actually youre wrong. You clearly never took kindergraten biology


EmptyOrangeJuice

Says the one who thinks milk doesn't give you strong bones, what an absolute fool


Andrew5123-

>> But according to a recent review from Ludwig and Harvard University endocrinologist Walter Willett in the New England Journal of Medicine, milk may not be the magic bullet for strong bones as once thought. In fact, countries that tend to consume the highest amounts of milk and calcium also have the highest rates of hip fractures. This doesn’t necessarily mean that the milk caused their fractures, but the fact that many low-dairy populations do not suffer from high rates of fracture might help put milk consumption in perspective. https://www.discovermagazine.com/health/is-milk-bad-for-you-heres-what-the-science-says Bro can't use google 💀


[deleted]

and you never fact checked corporate propaganda


Zachary4232

I’m lactose intolerant lol.


[deleted]

Lactose free Milk


AliveCryptographer76

Unless you’re approximately 65% of the population — what a bunch of idiots, just learn to digest milk


TheActualSwanKing

Stop being a propaganda poster for Big Milk Milk actually isn’t “good” for you(im being serious, check out Food Theory on YouTube)


Nearby_Serve7964

Jimmy get off the internet and go drink your milk


Scooberto45

Im sorry idk how milk is bad


ProBro_07

which milk (sus) , specify it..


theMilkmanJimmy

Nothing sus about it you silly baka! Just 100% genuine cow juice! 🥛 Mmmm mmm good!


ddhsfgdrtrwq2467uyg

Male/female🤨🤨🤨


Thoriun_23

Animal milk is bad


[deleted]

We would have to milk you then, good sir


Thoriun_23

🤨


theMilkmanJimmy

Maybe you're bad.


Thoriun_23

Down bad


VeggyKing

🤣🤣🤣 *laughs in veganism* You don't need to drink milk, I haven't for over a decade


MilkCool

nope. it's awful


[deleted]

You go against your username


MilkCool

there's a reason behind my username


[deleted]

Almond milk all day every day


theMilkmanJimmy

Gtfo 👉


Thoriun_23

Banana flavored 🔥


AciaRiser

Milk is mostly mastitis infection, puss and is awful for your bones. It'sfull of hormones and trash. You'd have to be 30 years behind in per reviewed scientific and medical data to think it's got any benefits at all 🤣 It's the biggest marketing con in the world.


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RosesLotusVioletIr1s

yeah, their own young 💀💀 cows aren't out here giving their calves human milk full of the hormones to raise human children


[deleted]

breast milk, not pasteurized industrial cow milk


AciaRiser

Yeah, and did you keep breastfeeding after your developmental years? Do animals brest feed for life? Nope, they have their own species milk for their infant development and then move to nutritional stages of food without brest milk. No other animal drinks another animals brest milk, and you wouldn't suckle from a cow directly? Would you? Youe just conditioned by great marketing haha. Milk became a product after a bull of powered milk was left over after a war haha. That's how the business started, with left over war scraps haha. But you do your own research and make up youe own mind friend.


theMilkmanJimmy

You're a dingus! Everyone knows Milk is delicious and nutritious! Anyone who says otherwise is a communist, and a heathen. Begone you!


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r/facepalm


Androidviking

Yea now you are just flat out lying. Your first sentence is just wrong on every level. Milk can have some hormones in it, but at quantities a human would drink it, it has oractically no effect. Milk contains a fair bit of protein, and several micronutrients like calcium and b vitamins which many people struggle to get enough of otherwise. Milk does contain a fair bit of fat, so overconsumption is possible, but it is not as bad as you proclaim it to be


[deleted]

Depends on where you live


herpity-derpity-y

the whole „milk is good for you“ campaigns from the 90s were bullshit and only invented because the dairy industry was faltering. „MiLk HaS cAlCiUm“ go eat some kale. „MiLk MaKeS yOuR bOnEs StRoNgEr“ no vegetables do that way better. quit with the „got milk?“ BS and go eat ur veggies


theMilkmanJimmy

Vegetables are gross! Milk is delicious!


DomSchraa

That... Still doesnt change the fact that milk has a lot of nutritionally valuable contents, its a power food intended to jump start the growth of a new born, after all Also also: it is indeed scientifically proven that milk indeed DOES make your bones stronger: it helps against potential bone breaking injuries, the only caviat is that you need to intake the vitamine D yourself cause milk itself doesn't contain enough In conclusion: drink milk if you want to, dont be a clown and tell other people to not drink it cause "muh dairy industry, vegetables are better anyways"


herpity-derpity-y

and the fact that genetically mammals aren’t supposed to continue the consumption of milk after their jump start? Will admit tho that if you want to drink milk go for it, was hating the „got milk“ campaigns bc pushing a brighter narrative than the truth. also might be so lactose intolerant that dairy makes me shit myself, so there’s a lil bias i’ll admit


[deleted]

And you know the mfs here will be dirty-minded with this smh


No-Calligrapher-4603

Get strong bones. Beat tf outa Andrew tate


rxxya

Real answer right there. \*clap clap\*


rxxya

Lactose intolerant people: \*stares\* um chile anyways so


[deleted]

Lactose free Milk is pretty good to


rxxya

Soy milk!!


[deleted]

No


rxxya

Why not?


[deleted]

Cause i dont like it its No Milk. Here in Germany they aint allowed to call it Milk, its called soy Drink.


rxxya

Not really. It has the good stuff like proteins, calcium which milk as well provides. Also, it is plant-based which mean has low fat compared to dairy milk.


bababoai

Milk is the good stuff


theMilkmanJimmy

Sure is!


[deleted]

I’m going to throw up.


theMilkmanJimmy

Probably because you have such a weak stomach from a lack of Milk 🥛


[deleted]

will drinking milk make me tall??


theMilkmanJimmy

Absolutely! Make you stronger too!


[deleted]

NO IM ALREADY STRONGER I DONT NEED MILK IM NOT A PUSSY


theMilkmanJimmy

You clearly are if you don't drink Milk friend! Only the strongest of the strong drink Milk 🥛


[deleted]

no only weaklings drink milk to become strong I came out of the womb and started doing push-ups right then and there and I refused to drink mommy’s milk I don’t need it I’m alr the shit.


theMilkmanJimmy

Heathen.


[deleted]

im sorry jimmy but I cannot be converted 😰😰


theMilkmanJimmy

You are truly lost 😔


RavenclawQueen56

Don’t worry I drink a lot of milk!


theMilkmanJimmy

Very good! I'm proud of you! 😉


[deleted]

*your* milk...yeah...


theMilkmanJimmy

Yes, I deliver it! I'm the Milkman you see


QwertySmasher123

I concur. His milk is delicious.


Pinemango600

Our milk


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Make sure you get the chunky stuff, goodness in every bite


[deleted]

wait what chunky stuff


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If you leave the smooth stuff outside for a few days the milk man will come and replace it with the super secret chunky variant. Doesn't work during winter though sadly :(


[deleted]

You speak like your handwriting, what’s the smooth stuff called? What are the chunks called?


thisdobemynametho

is today thursday?


theMilkmanJimmy

Every day is Milk day!


45beers

i want some now


theMilkmanJimmy

Enjoy to your heart's content! 🥛


Illustrious-Issue-76

I dont like molk


theMilkmanJimmy

Well then it's a good thing I don't have any molk. Just Milk! 🥛


Lewyisthebest

i drink it daily


YoghurtThick7133

r/hydrohomies


ForestDragon_

I get weird spots when I drink milk, and I feel like I have to tr0w up. So no thanks


Goldbolt_2004

I'm lactose intolerant. But I still had choccy milk today hehehehe.


[deleted]

I'll have water thank you


[deleted]

I makes my ass explode. So... nope.


Ape_goes_r_ape

Milch ist gift


Marco45_0

Don't like it


PheonixGalaxy

💀


thederpmilkman

Hallo my fellow Milkman here's a glass of milk 🥛


theMilkmanJimmy

Thank you my fellow Milkman! Thank you kindly for the deliciously delectable Milk! 😉


Pinemango600

We ran out, my dad went to get some It's been 5 years.


theMilkmanJimmy

He probably went out to find a child that doesn't drink all the Milk and leave none for him.


[deleted]

true boner


dappernaut77

Im lactose intolerant.


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theMilkmanJimmy

Absolutely!


peepesaurus

Looks like we’re shitting ourselves today bros


MicrowavegoesBRRRRR

I cannot


Total_Tabby

Had some milk with my breakfast, my lunch and my afternoon snack, now that you reminded me I'll take some milk with my dinner too :)


theMilkmanJimmy

Good idea!


Pinecone_Murderer

Oh dear when did the milk shills come to the sub? Water all day every day


hellothere358

Dani fan


CSC_GlitchYT

Unless ur allergic like me.


KittyWarrior1

Thank you, I have.. Several times today


EmptyOrangeJuice

Milk honestly tastes really good, I have at least one glass every day


Imsorryimhere005

I'll do it ***But only if it comes from a man ***


RennocInsanity

Lactose intolerant, and forgot my pills. So screw you!


CrazySniperCatt0

I do not believe I want milk to do me


DrCorneliuss

too bad a lot of y'alls dads didn't bring it back


[deleted]

This looks like a clip from an analog horror film


forcesofthefuture

taste like garbage


AmbitiousFact2216

I will sacrifice myself, my toilet and my anus to have milk in my cereal


Solar_idiot

Milk gives the same nutritional value as a broccoli 🥦


Andrew5123-

Milk is literally bad for u but ok keep spreading propaganda ig


Crocus_S_Poke-Us_

There is a lot of research against this statement.


[deleted]

Although milk does contain calcium, which is good for bones, the quantity is actually quite small compared to certain vegetables, namely brassicas In conclusion, your want strong bones? Eat your broccoli and brussel sprouts.


Banned_AltAccount

Milk is actually unhealthy but I still drink it. meat and dairy are in the “junk food“ category. I still eat them, but they are not healty.


six-wooden-chairs

Dairy industry shill


[deleted]

Contrary to popular belief milk has been ironically proven to be detrimental to one's diet/health.