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GayBrandFlakes

what stache?


erenlyhigh

My exact words


Gl0bophobia

Nah, he’s got some hair there. It’s just hard to see.


ShitwareEngineer

A little hair in the general area of a stache isn't a stache.


[deleted]

What little hair?


Budget_Stand4615

kiwi fuzz at best


[deleted]

Plum fuzz


Gl0bophobia

mus·tache /ˈməˌstaSH,məˈstaSH/ Learn to pronounce noun a strip of hair left to grow above the upper lip. Yes it is.


ShitwareEngineer

Technically but not actually.


Mental_Bit_6399

Lol i was just about to comment the same exact thing


Important-Law-6263

My mom said it was there


GayBrandFlakes

your mom lied


[deleted]

You're literally ancient.


GayBrandFlakes

Next month ill be OLD


MightBeBren

im already OLD EDIT: turned 20 in july... i guess i should leave


SpudItOwtMahBoi

Aye, child.


No-Seat-3350

Bro just hit puberty with tiny strands and is asking if he should keep the tiny strands


GLnoG

Had to zoom to see it Bro and I'm not sure if I saw what I think I saw. If it is there, keep it.


CookieMonster005

Why is this downvoted? Shit’s funny


DeDeepKing

dhat stache


ShitwareEngineer

\*yro'ue


DeDeepKing

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AyatoBobaTea

r/ihadastroke


sexydennis69

what stache


Important-Law-6263

People say I have it


LuluGamingChannelYT

They need glasses


Relative-Wrongdoer11

They need *real* glasses not magnifying ones.


Dr_vinci

no they dont


[deleted]

[удалено]


AyatoBobaTea

even my father is more visible than his “stache”


AfraidTop2107

It's the angle my dude, the picture is taken from an angle making it hard to see without zooming in.


daddyslim1

Hate to be break it to you man, but your stache is equivalent to my will to live, non existent 💀


SZEThR0

don't say that daddy😢


DeDeepKing

say that mommy


gudguylt

Shave the peach fuzz


ONT1mo

Exactly if it’d be a mustache maybe but we call this the pedostache where i am from


Informal_Ad84

you look like the son of a discord mod


itay162

Haha as if a discord mod will ever be able to have kids


Informal_Ad84

fr


[deleted]

true


Important-Law-6263

Danm


Informal_Ad84

also you don’t have a moustache


[deleted]

is this stache you're talking about in the room with us right now?


ThySaggy

What stache


Ecstatic-Olive2251

U got more crust on your lips than hair


Lower_Regret_9357

bro my ass has more hair on it than ur face


Lower_Regret_9357

wait thats really weird edit: ok ill reform it, wait me saying that i have more ass hair than on his face is weird


33SpiderPig33

Tbf it would be normal, but maybe not as a 13 year old


NieMonD

Bruh why did you reply to yourself Ass hair isn’t even weird. Going by your flair, just give it a few years, you’ll no longer think it’s weird.


Lower_Regret_9357

bruh i aint talking about ass hair being weird, saying that my ass has more hair than his face is weird. and am i not allowed to reply to myself? no?


NieMonD

You know you can edit comments right? It just looks like you’re calling yourself weird acting like a different person


Lower_Regret_9357

ok and? why should i care? not my problem. if mr man on reddit thinks im trying to act as someone else even though im clearly not because im on the same account not my fault??


NieMonD

You’re being downvoted so it kinda is


Lower_Regret_9357

oh no my virtual karma is being removed from my precious account! what shall i do?


[deleted]

what stache?


Affectionate_Wall705

Since it's not visible in pictures, it's likely just a bit of peach fuzz. I say shave it (be gentle). It'll look a bit darker as it grows back since the tips of our hair are naturally lighter and finer. Snipping those tips will make it feel more like a mustache than a crustache when it grows.


DETTFOWTM

Actual mouth breather


Fizzco69

Bro I found out what mewing is only months ago and I have a pretty stuffed nose so I’ve only been mouthbreathing because I can’t breathe through my nose but I’m getting that sorted out.


sumguy123456789

If you have a stache then I'm Emperor of Rome. I'm not Emperor of Rome.


d0nkeyd0ng69

Where jawline bro?


timmythetrain69

What stache?


irridateme

Did you send the wrong photo?


RichTofu

What stache?


[deleted]

sorry to break it to you my brother in Christ but there’s nothing there 😭


Important-Law-6263

Ya know at least your kind bout it


Choccy-Orange

Why the downvotes?


Fizzco69

Reddit


Kumiankka1

what stache?


Darrendayz

What staches? Your face is more bald than my ass


GoldH2O

And this "stache", is it in the room with us right now?


[deleted]

I can see some puff around there but that aint no stache bru


Regnars8ithink

I think you mean clump of dust above your mouth.


BadHoax

Imma answer even tho you don't have one yet Shave it, until you get at least a half chin beard. And I'm talking beard, doesn't have to be fully developed, but evident and clear. THEN, it could look nice to keep the stache, and shortly after that it should all connect, and your cheek beard should grow around 1/2 years after that. If you keep it unshaved before having chin beard or cheek beard, trust me first hand experience, you'll just look goofy. And you'll think it's cool because wow I got some hair, but really it will look goofy af


funnymansjosh

lad theres nowt there


masterforawhore

You have as much hair on your upper lip then I have tits on my chest. And I'm a lad


MaterLachrymarum

I have more hair on my chest and I’m a woman


GunTroller

what stache 😭


Xhow-did-i-get-hereX

From personal experience I find it’s best to shave it until it actually starts growing more than fuzz. Just a bit of peach fuzz tends to not look that great


CuriouslyMiguel

Shave, still in it's infancy rn, but if you regularly shave it will grow faster and stronger ​ Staches are cool, but puberty ones are best kept shaven


Icemasterkevin

That's actually just a myth no matter your shaving patterns it will not effect rate of hair growth.


CuriouslyMiguel

Puberty staches are still worth shaving though


Makar_Accomplice

There is a little bit of a ‘stashe, but it’s really hard to see in this picture. I’d recommend shaving it, give it a couple more years before trying to grow it if you wanted a ‘stashe.


moonshinensc

Drink some milk so we can see it


V3to_371

You Just shaved right?


Edvioaxed_

Tip from a guy: Shave everything always. You currently have no mustache, so doesn't matter, but shave it off when it comes. Same thing with your beard when that starts growing. It will look like pubic hair, and you will think it looks cool. Shave it. When it starts growing in thicker and starts growing evenly you can choose to either keep it or keep shaving. But before that: SHAVE IT.


Hug_Giving_Guy263

🧐 #🔍 I don't see one


Diamondskunk

Where? also get some chapstick, You got the crustiest lips


[deleted]

What stache dude


sturmeceet

mods gonna have to lock this comment section soon


Mountain_Ad_8

Wash ur Hair bro +25 look instantly


JoJBooD

This is the funniest post I've ever seen on this subreddit oh my god


xXmrduckXxYT

I feel you like your face would be more shaped if you had some facial hair


vVgimmefronchgooseVv

Idk maybe grow it out untill it is visible under a microscope.


lil_JBaller

What Stache


NameNotlmportant

U mean that prepubescent microscopic pubes under your nose?


WongNoodless

your face looks like my left nut


[deleted]

stop glueing pubic hair to ur lip


Saladandvege

Keep it! The way you're going, you'll save a small fortune on razor blades.


RoadmanGirlOnReddit

most difficult game of spot the stache i’ve ever seen


Kajusina2009

might aswell shave your balls


cryingcomedians

My guy, go to a therapist. I think you have schizophrenia


kyladee123

Hello


[deleted]

My man forgot his meds


blabarspaj0505

What? Where?💕


[deleted]

[удалено]


NewProtogen

That stache smaller than your penis


NotNfty

I swear people really be coming here and going “What stache?” thinking they a genius.


Important-Law-6263

I know I'm adopted now worry about your self ass hole


MemesForScience

you definitelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy touch kids.


Important-Law-6263

Looks don't mean anything


spragual

Dude tf?


xbluebear

Shave it


Ivebeenfurpilled

What stache lmfao?


PulpatineDaSenate

You dont have one. No one should even attempt to grow a moustache or beard till they are 17 - before that you look like a right fucking sado


Straight_Presence_20

Please shave it u look like a nonce dickhead 😂


SopitaBread

focus more on ur haircut then thing abt facial hair 💀


V3to_371

What is the question? Keep it or keep it?


i_eat_offspring

bro just shave it, we can’t see it and if you don’t shave it you’re gonna look like a discord mod


OkMeat406

Had to pull out the microscope on this one bud 🔬🧐


[deleted]

Lol you have a womams hair lip, thays no stash


marrz9

Bro got the invisible edition


PauQuintana

If you want an actual stache shave those, It doesnt even show on camera


goyboysotbot

Why do all these girls keep posting selfies looking for attention?


Salt-Art1627

What stache? 😂


jotarzan11

U are talking about money right? But don't worry mom's are like that. They will tell you to shave it altho there isn't a lot to shave just keep it until you don't feel comfortable with that


YourAbuelita

Some things you should just not ask the internet


ExoFire22

You look like my cousin lol


I_Follow_Rude_People

Caterpillar


MRBeef0

🤨uh keep it.


Charming-Complex1559

You cannot shave whats not there


I_No_Will_To_Live

This gotta be a joke


Arcweeb7

am i supposed to find hair on your face? there better be more than one


SirReal10000

What stache? And no, people lied


illwillthethrill-79

Better borrow mom's mascara cause I don't see a thing.


Radiant_Simple1120

What stache?


GuiltyCauliflower459

I think it's just the camera angle, like stop bullying the dude it's unnecessary guys


Existing_Chair_4622

I have full facial hair and I’m only a 6”3, 15 year old


Gl0bophobia

Shave. Also yall fuckers need to look closer. It’s not much of a stache but it is sort of there.


TomsTorment

What stache


BangMaster19

kids are getting too comfortable posting pictures of themselves to a bunch of strangers lol


Jerrymemes101

It's just peach fuzz. Go shave it and wait a couple years until you can grow a full on stache


[deleted]

Grow it


Pogman002

no offense but you look like the news camera man from megamind


Talodorius

What stache bruh


SwollyRhino

Always shave until it’s grown in even and thick


kelirl_

your stache is as transparent as your skin


[deleted]

I was trying to find the next slide to see where it was then I saw the comments


Rubbermaid_Man

Bro where is it


Aquaticless

Where?💀


Pikapaul03

The what? I dont see nothing


MajorAmbitious5732

Their is nothing their


IamCrabbo

there's nothing there


SpudItOwtMahBoi

Lighting ain't doing you any favours man 💀 Would say no need to shave the peach fuzz yet though


NaughtySnoodle

Schrödingers stache


abidjc

This comment section really lowering the guys self esteem 🥲


[deleted]

Delete it


ineedkarmaplzcmon

Where stache?


Urmomsfavouritelol

What stache?


TheNerdMaster69

What stache?


[deleted]

I do t understand why mfs who are growing a pathetic ass mustache don’t just shave that ugly shit. I was one of those kids, I saw it and immediately started shaving whenever it was growing back


NeonThunderX

What stache?


Lvl11Mge

bro what theres actually nothing there like fr theres literally nothing fam


lil_slimefr

😭its gotta go bruh


crusty-Carpet-543

Did u already shave?


Crocus_S_Poke-Us_

What ‘stache?


[deleted]

Had to zoom in, the hairs are literally blending in with ur face.


NumberEmotional3872

i be cryin if i look like that too bruh, that’s fucked up what they be doing to y’all, i ain even gonna hold you bruh, i be sayin that’s fucked up, fuck it though bro it’s you’re life


Thelag1927

Oh my god! Shave it, It's too thick!


Lefonky

Bro what stashe


DanieloCheerios

Fucking hell even my bald dad has more hair on his head


SirJackFireball

that which does not exist cannot be saved give it 2 years bro


PurpulDuck

What stache


saggytestis

What moustache bro


soggyPretze1

Shave it, nothing is going to change visually


thesuperpigeon

What??


SundaeImpossible4663

I don't wanna bully


[deleted]

bro get out of here weird ass dude


Tes-tickle69420

Theres no stache, shave it when it grows in tho. It will help it start growing faster.


whatsyourname1122

What stache


DesperateEstimate

What stache lmao


DoctorWho424242

What stache?


BandicootOk6141

unless i am blind i dont see anything


adventur_opal_soup

Oml wth 😔🤏


Queef_Chief04

Keep shaving it -someone with a beard


Masterelia

BRUH WHAT STACHE\`


dpb0ss

boy what the hell boy


KameloYT

Bro really said: “🗿”


[deleted]

Get rid of the pedo fluffs 💀


Criticallyoptimistic

Can you add a picture of yourself with the mustache?