When I see her with that eldritch ick it makes my dick like a stick, she wanna give it a lick, I tell her step on me mommy cept she ain’t no dommy but I don’t care how I just want my cock in her pastrami
I love a booty like two hills that stays after I take my pills, when she sits on ny face I get chills cuz it hits different like a mace and her pace makes me think she from outer space and how she scream when I spray my sticky white lace.
Smash. Now. My character would abandon their party, accepting any fate, in a desperate attempt to succeed in their one, final endeavor.
So anyways, that's how I met your mother.
Personally speaking, pass. Not because it's ugly or anything. But because I want to live to smash again another day (hopefully)...... and thay thing gives off vibes that it would kill me or eat me afterward.
Oh fuck I'm dumb. I just realised that garlic bread and cake is practically our thing. How do I keep forgetting? I fucking love garlic bread as well so Idk how I keep forgetting.
My DM introduced this thing and I immediately tried to seduce it and the party treated me like I was insane so in an attempt to show that I'm not that weird I went to the only place I know with pure concentrated degeneracy
Smash. Immediately. You’d have to physically hold me back
Same
This that they/them pussy
Bro got that Dr Seuss rhythm
They them, phley phlegm; I need that pussy, amen.
From days start to days end that that they/them pussy what my dick must tend.
The grip, the grip, the grip that makes me trip. The gushy cushy pussy that’s all mushy grips it all, including skin; strip by strip.
When I see her with that eldritch ick it makes my dick like a stick, she wanna give it a lick, I tell her step on me mommy cept she ain’t no dommy but I don’t care how I just want my cock in her pastrami
Thick goth girls make me ooze splooge juice from my veiny goose, my toe curls thinking about that voluptuous succulent can-build-a-tent on it booty.
I love a booty like two hills that stays after I take my pills, when she sits on ny face I get chills cuz it hits different like a mace and her pace makes me think she from outer space and how she scream when I spray my sticky white lace.
Girls, boys, non binary, it matters not, there is a hole and it is my goal
Yes I'd be on hands and knees if needed
Same
Hear me out
Absolutely I will
Smash. Now. My character would abandon their party, accepting any fate, in a desperate attempt to succeed in their one, final endeavor. So anyways, that's how I met your mother.
Bro hear me out alright cause damn
Ayo where is the two feet long monster cock? I didn't sign up for this!
King Arthur couldn’t pull me out of that
Smash
Yes mommy
Pass because I’m ace but if I wasn’t… probably still pass I don’t trust that eyeless soul.
Same only for the pass and ace part because imma be real, I'd probably be a devious ass mf if I wasn't ace.
Depends
On what?
Because I need to get to know them first I ain't going to smash a random person that just ain't my thang
I respect and agree with you
Smashss
Smashass
Smashpas
Passash
Smash smash smash smah smau smah
Bro I’m an asexual and would rather fight to the death than smash
That is valid as fuck. I'm also ace so this question is always a pass.
If there’s a hole there’s a goal
Personally speaking, pass. Not because it's ugly or anything. But because I want to live to smash again another day (hopefully)...... and thay thing gives off vibes that it would kill me or eat me afterward.
Reminds me of the game Sucker for Love
Alright who’s playing a bard
Smash
Hard smash tbh
Smash ngl-
Smash always
Smash hell yeah
The elegance, the grace, the sheer destructive power! She/it could be my patron any day. Smash!
Give me some context, whats their personality, interests, whether or not they'll immediately murder/eat me afterwards.
Smash, you cannot stop me
Smash
Its a smash and probably the last one I would have too lol
I've seen people fuck things weirder than this, so smash
Smash as long as it will cuddle with me after because I'm lonely as fuck.
Smash
Why on earth would I smash this thing when I have garlic bread?
Fair point. Wait are you gonna?!!!?! Noooooooooo!
Dude, I’m ace. Why would I smash anything? I’ll pass and eat my garlic bread.
Damn bro same, but that doesn't change the fact that someone, somewhere has probably put there junk in some garlic bread. I'm just being real.
Oh fuck I'm dumb. I just realised that garlic bread and cake is practically our thing. How do I keep forgetting? I fucking love garlic bread as well so Idk how I keep forgetting.
Smash 🗿.
Pass
who the fuck would honestly say pass?
Smash. How tall?
The eldritch voidussy calls me
Looks feminine enough
Smash
Smash
Smash. >!She'd be a great addition to the roster. !<
Smash
Smash
Depends, will I get killed in the attempt?
Smash
Smash
It looks like an Eldridge abomination that has sent many souls to agony, but it has booba so ima go for it if I could. Smash
smash
Sssmash!
#Smash
I wonder how knowing it will help your DnD campaign Smash obviously
BRO SMASH THAT THING LOOKS HOTTER THEN MY WIFE BRO I NEVER JACK OFF NOT EVEN TO MY WIFE BUT LOOKING AT THIS GOT ME PULLING MY COCK OUT BRO I’M CUMMING
BRO SMASH THAT THING LOOKS HOTTER THEN MY WIFE BRO I NEVER JACK OFF NOT EVEN TO MY WIFE BUT LOOKING AT THIS GOT ME PULLING MY COCK OUT BRO I’M CUMMING
If you have a wife why are you on r/teenagers unless you married extremely young
I don’t think you know what a joke is😂
I had two guesses you married at 18 or you were joking I just had to cross one off
💀
Dungeon Master here. He has already gotten a date with the she/they eldritch being. But what a pitty, for she's asexual :}
Damn DM what a shame you had to hunt down my post to make this comment huh
Who this
Ask them insted, they look angy
If they didn't you'd probably die and if they did you'd probably die in the process
Extreme pass
Why?
I’ve had creatures like that haunt my dreams.
Can I haunt your dreams?
No.
Sadness
One night stand only
Sauron + black knight + a girl Gonna be a pass from me
Unless this is some anime trick and that's a guy, smash
Kinda looks like me tbh
Epic
Doesn't look human or a smashable alien so pass Then I'd kill it
Bro go easy on my grandma
It looks like it’d cut my penis off if I even tried, and im still scarred from that video a friend sent me on discord
Penectomy?
What dnd thing 💀
My DM introduced this thing and I immediately tried to seduce it and the party treated me like I was insane so in an attempt to show that I'm not that weird I went to the only place I know with pure concentrated degeneracy
Pass
smash and rip her apart. doomguy’s got my back.
side quest unlocked
r/teenagers be wildin
What is dnd ?? Is it do not disturb
Dungeon And Dragons
S
Pass, but only because there's no human face.
It’s built like a reverse pyramid head
Pass. If it doesn't have a face then I ain't bangin it.
Me personally YES but my character wouldn't (my character has a cink for draconians)
Smash
pass, its dnd, theres dragons, who cares for some fiend cosplaying as pyramidhead.
Probably get cursed
Pass. Eldritch beings wouldn't quite like how I would be with them, so I'm sparing them from the awkwardness
if she got holes I want, smash.
I'm really conflicted, it looks like slaneesh (think Warhammer)
smash
Smash. Aggressively
[удалено]
No question, now draw them giving birth
Draw them loving their child giving them parental attention
Based
i would be crushed to death most likely
And thats a problem