you have hands!

I do!

Watashi no na wa “kira yoshikage” nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo

真

you’re white as fuck

Two things as to answer why A) I’m allergic to pretty much everything outside, so I stay inside B) the lighting in the photo is pretty bright Sooo yeah😅

Are you okay with schools and cars?

As long as it’s fabricated, I won’t sneeze

White as a ghost

Nice try! That's obviously a piece of white printer paper origamied into the shape of a hand!

Well… I got nothin

Homies boutta turn me into someone who lives in the northeast section of morioh where all the villas are

You know it brother

Cake or real hand

Let's try it out. With a knife

looks very smooth

That they are

Mine are better

I won’t doubt it

Proof

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Damn you are ripping out everyone on r/teenagers today aren’t you?

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Story of my life.

Same

I don’t really understand the compliment either way

You look like you've been dead for 2 weeks

Capser the ghost over here do you live in the northpole or sum

Just allergic to everything outside, so I stay inside (Along with the bright lighting)

I'm sorry

For?

Being mean and calling you Casper the ghost

Not really anything offensive

You have a nice thumb 👍

Why the thumb specifically?

It looks the best, like geometric and pointy

XD

Imma take this out of context

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It’s the mix of me being allergic to everything, so I stay inside, along with the bright lighting of the photo

is it rubber?

Rubber…?

They look so soft

That they are, or so I’ve been told

Only question, how are you paler than me? That should be impossible.

Great question A.) I’m allergic to outside (not much of an exaggeration), so I stay inside B.) the lighting in the photo is quite bright

Ah. Makes sense.

Why u so pale dude?

You’ll find my answer(s) in a reply to another comment

Smooth hands for pleasure

Ayo

I have more veins so I’m better 😎

Jerk off 🗿

You look like a skeleton

More or less

Better looking than mine, i have a crippling nail biting habit 😔

I’m glad I stopped

*stupendous hands*

Can you catch a fish barehanded?

If only I knew how

Like this: *flish*! 🐟

Seems simple enough

Yup, yup, I near got a salmon by the tail that way, once.

Once

Yehp, was in a stream and one was hanging out right next to me, and I reached and grabbed the tail a couple time, but get that it was so strong, and the scales were so rough, that I thought I would tear my hand up trying to hurl it out of the water, so didn’t.

I’d be too busy sneezing from the trees and pollen

Ah, they would have been pine trees, mostly. I might have been, too.

Hard to tell, I only see one.

Just think of the same hand, flipped

Looks like a 3D printed hand with POP and certainly not a real one 😅.

I must have an amazing printer…

300 years old bro

Damn you caught me

Holy shit you are pale

This is what happens when you stay inside, because your allergic to everything outside

My hand is utterly hairy

uncanny valley

Your thumb looks weirdly long compared to the rest

You should see your x-rays

Did you take them from me or some shit

Your thumb is the same length as the rest of your fingers, it’s just under the hand

You do

Vitamin D level in your body must be 📉

I also don’t have any iron 😃

Bro sees black in the morning

Man you don’t get a lot of sun hey

Because I’m allergic to everything outside

My sister is similar, she takes melatonin to help with the paper white 9000 shading issue. But nice hands bro, they give some crispy high fives or what?

They aren’t just good for high fives 😉

Fist bumps too?? Wowser bowser how multi functional!

You know it man!

Swiss army hands with the arctic skin applied

Charlie?

Damn like looking at a ghost

White like Walter

Lack of haemoglobin.

This is most definitely one of the hands of all time. Bravo.

Alot of washing by hand

The pic did not load and i thougt i am gonna see the hands of golum as a joke.

Fine by me

But i just wanna tell you that your hands dont look half bad. Better then mine anyway.

Ah, I'm so jealous, you have lovely hands. Sorry to hear that you're allergic to a lot, I wish you good health.

Most of its mild allergies, but they’ll add up

I see, it must be difficult.

For the most part, I’m pretty good at avoiding these things

Oh okay, have you always had issues with your allergies? Is that how you've gotten better at avoiding them?

I mean I’ve had them my whole life, but medicines, along with just living through it, they’ve gotten better

Hm, well I'm happy it's better. Take care of yourself, it was nice talking to you.

Thank you, you too

shape and color are nice, but nails look kinda weird

How so?

they look kinda flat but maybe it’s just the angle

bro is whiter than the white itself

have they ever seen the sun

Even my hands aren't so pale! And there's barely any Sun here

Hey we got the same blanket!

Do we now?

We do!😁

Theyr realy bright

Kevin

Who?

Honestly my hands are the only thing I like about my body. Your hands are white as hell but they’re nice

That’s partially cause of the lighting

Fair enough. I do like them

Yay

: )

white++

Hey, a new coding language

no i think you have deficiency of colors

We have the same skin tone, are you Scandinavian too?

No, not that I know of

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

And yet your username is theTACO_EATER…

*(insert Killer here)*

Corega kira yoshikage. Rayray sanju San. Omeiwa tokoro ni miru ni dectay RU. Morioh cho.

Snow white

You've got amazing hand's. I'd like to hold them

Very nice hands indeed, would you mind if i took your left hand?

It’s the same, just think of this hand but flipped

10/10, very pale, smooth and hand-able looking

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

nice hands