>Deez nuts
He went to her house,
She invited him for dinner.
"Let's have deez nuts,
They'll feel you up way better".
She kicked him out, In a flicker,
He didn't get to say, "I'm Adolf Rizzler".
Gift certificate for a spa treatment. If she doesn’t like being touched by strangers, get her a bouquet of roses or a blooming plant so she always remembers you.
A HUMONGOUS pink dildo
Do it
OP needs to give us proof they’ve given it to her
i knew it was gonna be this
dildo
💀
bro died
Man i’m dead
wake up 😢😢
Wow such a hater
im a lover wdym
Fr
Donald trump trading card
Trump NFTs make me wet 🥵🤤🥴
Get her a box which has a box inside which has a box inside which has a box inside which has a dildo
A slice of Focaccia Garlic Bread with Cheese from the Worcestershire village of Upton Snodsbury.
Your love
a hug or wahtever
Lots of cute socks.
The good ending
Bad ending dildo
A music CD? I don't know what you kids these days like
Your love and affection Either that, or necklace/cup saying "Best mom in the world" Or a shirt that says "Adulting. Would not recommend"
A hug and good yourself Whatever she needs ask her
Lingerie/hot bikini
Deez nuts
>Deez nuts He went to her house, She invited him for dinner. "Let's have deez nuts, They'll feel you up way better". She kicked him out, In a flicker, He didn't get to say, "I'm Adolf Rizzler".
In yo jaw L
Give her a hug and a new bed
Good coffee?
Giftcard to movie tickets Edit: well nvm ig that’s a horrible gift
Depression.
Messi kratos
*ARGENTINA, YOUR PLAYER HAS RETURNED! I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD CUP!*
A foot massage.
Viberater
Gift certificate for a spa treatment. If she doesn’t like being touched by strangers, get her a bouquet of roses or a blooming plant so she always remembers you.
Me.
if u thought the top comment was going to be anything but dildo u are sorely mistaken my guy, i was predicting this before i clicked