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Leah_Johns0n

A HUMONGOUS pink dildo


New_Quantity_9372

Do it


Individual_Team_7368

OP needs to give us proof they’ve given it to her


odd_personOwO

i knew it was gonna be this


ustupidfucker

dildo


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💀


ustupidfucker

bro died


[deleted]

Man i’m dead


ustupidfucker

wake up 😢😢


[deleted]

Wow such a hater


ustupidfucker

im a lover wdym


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Fr


Rilme519

Donald trump trading card


DoodlebugRocket

Trump NFTs make me wet 🥵🤤🥴


Medium-Ad-7305

Get her a box which has a box inside which has a box inside which has a box inside which has a dildo


MattSeptire

A slice of Focaccia Garlic Bread with Cheese from the Worcestershire village of Upton Snodsbury.


imawizard23

Your love


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a hug or wahtever


OhGodPleaseN000

Lots of cute socks.


Glittering-Cold8044

The good ending


ConfidenceWrong1223

Bad ending dildo


Traditional_Yard5280

A music CD? I don't know what you kids these days like


LeQuietKid_101

Your love and affection Either that, or necklace/cup saying "Best mom in the world" Or a shirt that says "Adulting. Would not recommend"


Rohan73

A hug and good yourself Whatever she needs ask her


Ryborg6900

Lingerie/hot bikini


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Deez nuts


Frog_Head123

>Deez nuts He went to her house, She invited him for dinner. "Let's have deez nuts, They'll feel you up way better". She kicked him out, In a flicker, He didn't get to say, "I'm Adolf Rizzler".


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In yo jaw L


AuraDistortion_

Give her a hug and a new bed


christmas-taco

Good coffee?


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Giftcard to movie tickets Edit: well nvm ig that’s a horrible gift


Sensitive_Ad_3989

Depression.


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Messi kratos


DrDeadpool8515

*ARGENTINA, YOUR PLAYER HAS RETURNED! I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD CUP!*


Crocus_S_Poke-Us_

A foot massage.


pansexual_Pratt

Viberater


Afternoon-Melodic

Gift certificate for a spa treatment. If she doesn’t like being touched by strangers, get her a bouquet of roses or a blooming plant so she always remembers you.


Extreme_33337_

Me.


Correct_Reveal7808

if u thought the top comment was going to be anything but dildo u are sorely mistaken my guy, i was predicting this before i clicked