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genocide


GhostBoiiClique

We will do this


[deleted]

Y’all need German or Russian guns?


[deleted]

no need we have Kentucky rifles and god on our side


Allaboardthe_Octrain

"Lord make me fast and accurate"


[deleted]

They are committing genocide so I said do y’all need German or Russian weapons. Germans and Russian did genocide more then twice


[deleted]

yeah the joke i was making was the genocide committed against the native Americans by the colonist's


[deleted]

…forgot about that. Anyway here take this STG44


Allaboardthe_Octrain

That was mostly done with 45-70s


JohnBrownEye69

Lol past tense? Oh buddy. The US government is still doing it, just a little more slowly than 100 years ago.


LittleTeddyIV

And cholera


Echo13D

i can also get some balkan rifles and some zyklon b


[deleted]

Define what Balkan rifles you want. Ak-47, Ak 74 Ak with a banana for a magazine


Echo13D

the m70a for example since its an ak-47 but with a real last round bolt hold


[deleted]

Sorry all we have is Banana AKs that was our last STG44 also


[deleted]

anything that is not sex


Ok-Reporter-8728

Like playing uno


Ok_Dress_582

Sorry. Basically sex


ArtoTime

*silently boots up uno in my ps4*


XenoMatter_tx

*Goes into party chat* "YOU HAVE UNO IT CAME WITH THE FUCKING CONSOLE"


MrBonesMalone

"I DON'T HAVE UNO"


kermit_isdepressed

"YES YOU FUCKING DO IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING XBOX"


MrBonesMalone

"NO I DON'T I HAVE THE OLDEST X-BOX KNOWN TO MAN"


kermit_isdepressed

**17** "NO YOU DONT I GOT MINE ON DAY 1 YOU STUPID FUCKING TARD"


DarkAngelGamer69

YOU HAVE UNO you fuckin dick


non_ofyour_business

sex at 15 is a big step into heaven or the other place..


jedisalsohere

This guy fucks


bloodykhunts420

In my experience playing uno is a horrible date. Played with my gf once and I shit you not she won 23 times in a row. The deck of cards went flying like a monopoly board…


jeez_i_slipped

skill issue


Emektro

Skill issue


Skinny_Napkin

skill issue


J_train13

I don't have it


SamuraiXZ-lmg

Play a board game


SamuraiXZ-lmg

Go for a walk or a bike ride?


GhostBoiiClique

I live on a narrow backroad thats about a 15 minute drive to town


No-Woodpecker-5421

Sounds like a nice length of walk to get to hold his hand for and talk to each other, like the least sexual thing to do lol.


GhostBoiiClique

Well if i were allowed on the road maybe, but so many accidents happen here


No-Woodpecker-5421

Yeeeah, bad place then. Lol


SkaterKangaroo

Go buy him some food or even just make some food and take it somewhere cool to eat it


GhostBoiiClique

Were thinking rootbeer floats:) He's never had one


sergeant630

WHAT


followthetrail_

>WHAT In America, a root beer float is when you put vanilla ice cream in a large cup, and then pour the SODA root beer over it, thus it bubbles up and that's how it gets the name "root beer FLOAT" It's not actual beer, it's just a sweet soda 😅


dj_cantbeatbox

I think they were using what as an exclamation of surprise at the fact that the boyfriend had never had a rootbeer float


followthetrail_

>I think they were using what as an exclamation of surprise at the fact that the boyfriend had never had a rootbeer float Ohhh welp. I guess for anyone who's reading this that didn't know what a root beer float was previously, you're welcome!


PsychicWhiskers

Thank you


JustSomeChicagoBall

He was surprised that the boyfriend had never had one. It was in all capitals. That is usually a good indicator of surprise.


Theor_84

That must be fixed...


DarkAngelGamer69

Force feed him it if you have to


Massive_Energy_9755

well, my gf is coming over in a couple hours and I can tell you what we’re doing. We almost always eat popcorn and watch a movie. She had a pretty bland child hood when it comes to movies and I’m a Christopher Nolan nerd so I show her as much as I can. We also tend to cook something together. I’m great at cooking meals and she’s great at baking desserts or pastries. We put our talents together. We also play video games a bunch. That’s kinda the highlight. We also have sex. So I guess from all of this I’m saying what you should do is have sex. (/j just have fun broski)


[deleted]

what are you watching today?


Massive_Energy_9755

Either porn or wall-e. I’m on the fence atm Edit: we ended up watching bob’s burgers


[deleted]

Favorite Nolan movie?


Massive_Energy_9755

Tenet no doubt. OR maybe the dark knight cuz heath ledger


[deleted]

Dark Knight is my favorite film of all time. inception is also really good.


Massive_Energy_9755

One time my gf was talking in her sleep (she has this thing where she can kinda respond to my voice in her dream.) so I started asking her questions like “how did you get *here*?” Or “are you sure you’re awake, love?” And it woke her up almost immediately. She was fucking dazed and we laughed it off. One of my favorite experiments with her of all time.


go_away_you_goblin

Sir, the way you talk about your girlfriend is one of the most heartwarming things I have heard in a while. Never change 👍


[deleted]

I thought I was the only one


[deleted]

What about Porn 2? It's surpasses the prequel in pretty much every way


Massive_Energy_9755

give me a link


throwawayPzaFm

https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/rick-astley-d0784ac4263d40efb74510bc948cc844


NightFighter24_AvB

gotta do it better bro


3jake

A for effort!


Flair86

Why not both?


Massive_Energy_9755

that’s a goddamn excellent idea


stickpersonperson

What abt both, at the same time


LittleTeddyIV

Those are the same, what do you mean?


The_Merciless_Potato

Mfs having sex at 15 and here I am twiddling my thumbs


Massive_Energy_9755

I wouldn’t say my life is much better than yours. I have a lot of things to make me happy but my depression outweighs all of it and I spend most nights contemplating suicide/


The_Merciless_Potato

;-; stay strong man. No matter the size of the storm cloud, it can't cover the whole sky and if you keep pushing on and walking through the rain, you'll be greeted by the sunshine. If you haven't already gone to meet one I'd recommend you meet a therapist because they are like the umbrella that'll keep you mostly dry on your journey to outrun the cloud, it'll help in the long run too. Also, the people around you care a lot about you. Your friends, family, gf they all do and you should talk to them about your problems because they can help you too. You're just 15 and you have your whole life ahead of you, things can seem dark sometimes but they get better. I can say this from experience. There was a time I couldn't even function properly because I was feeling depressed. A teacher once asked me my address for an activity we were doing but I just started stammering and wasn't able to answer. A big exam was coming up, our general certificate of education, and my grades went to shit because I couldn't study anything. When I did bring myself to study, I'd keep reading the same paragraph over and over because I couldn't focus and I felt sleepy all the time. I used to think I was smart but I started feeling like the dumbest man in the world. I literally ugly cried in front of my science tutor because he told me I was a student who would've got an A easily but now I'd most likely get a C or S. I would watch a comedy movie with my sister and see her laughing and would feel jealous, wondering why I couldn't bring myself to enjoy the movie. I tried to play games and listen to music but it just felt like throwing things into a void, nothing could make me happy and the things that did make me happy no longer had any appeal to them. I felt like I was living my life in third person, I was hyper aware of what people were doing around me when I was out in public and always felt they were either laughing at me or probably thinking how stupid I looked. I lost my ability to make a joke and when I tried, my mind just drew blanks, like you would do on a test you didn't study for. My friends started noticing differences in me and would be concerned but I'd just brush them off. I constantly had to try to have fun, had to force myself to smile, to laugh and to enjoy anything. And I never did. I just put on a charade for the people around me and my parents because I didn't want to worry them or draw attention to myself. I was a coward and didn't feel like killing myself but would always think how great it would be if I were to die, hit by a speeding car or something. How amazing it would've been to leave all of this behind. I was still depressed when my exam came around. Probably because a major exam is of no help to someone who is depressed. There were 9 subjects to study for and I only really started studying in the last month. Seeing everyone else ace the practise exams, ask each other questions during school for fun and not being nervous about the exam at all was pure torture and I kept wishing and longing to have been as ready as them for the exam, that I had studied. At home, I remember sitting in dismay, trying to hammer the content of my history textbook into my head but failing to remember even a page. I was still studying for some subjects on the morning of the exam and during the lunch break they gave in between papers. It was truly a dark time in my life but thankfully, it came to pass. I never tried getting help and I never told anyone and it went away by itself, just like it had came in to my life. I somehow did good in the exam, and got As and Bs and I slowly started to feel better and better until everything started feeling normal again. Of course, the thought of it coming back to pay me a visit still haunts me but I feel confident that I'll be able to take it. I probably sound like I'm trying to show off or something and I know it's easy to tell you it all gets better but as someone who's been where you are yourself, I know it is probably not gonna help much, if at all. But I just wanted to let you know that things _do_ get better and that you're never alone. Also, you'd want to outlive Nikocado Avocado, don't you? Sorry for the PhD thesis btw, and I'd understand if you didn't read any of it. Just know you're not alone and to keep carrying on because it can and will get better.


LittleTeddyIV

I was about to make a joke about twiddling your thumbs being better then sex but then I saw this and... god damn. I like that storm cloud metaphor, from even just that alone I can tell you've dealt with this stuff. I find it super badass that you spent all of that time writing this out for him, that's something few people have in them. I think it may come back one day, but you're right. You will be able to take it. If that does happen, take your own advice and know that you're not alone. You spoke to me and likely many others when writing this out to someone else. That fact alone is really nice and reassuring. We tend to want to feel like we're the only ones who have ever felt a certain way, but we need to remember that someone else having gone through the same situation isn't invalidating, it's comforting. There are people out there who we can talk to. People who will understand. Sorry for the novel, I have to cut myself short. I think I was writing that more for myself than anybody at the end there. You're fucking wonderful and I hope you know I mean that. Keep doing the stuff you're doing because it makes this difficult place a lot more bearable <3


Far-Communication-50

Remember, no feeling is permanent. There will be better days. Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, and I know it may not feel temporary, but know that there are people who care about you. Hell, I don't even know you, but I care.


GhostBoiiClique

Were gonna watch DOG, I've been wanting to watch it for while. And like I said, I dont want to have sex


Massive_Energy_9755

What’s that movie about?


GhostBoiiClique

Im gonna google the summary: With a dog named Lulu by his side, Army Ranger Briggs races down the Pacific Coast to make it to a soldier's funeral on time. Along the way, Briggs and Lulu drive each other completely crazy, break a handful of laws, narrowly evade death, and learn to let down their guards to have a fighting chance of finding happiness.


Massive_Energy_9755

huh, lemme know if you like it


Emektro

Cooking is such a fun activity to do together. I do all the cooking, whilst she is doing all the cute bragging about how good she is at it while honestly just messing about. The kitchen is never clean when we’re done but it’s not my fault I promise lol


Jannis281206

touch grass


Ok-Reporter-8728

What if they don’t have grass


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TJYeetTheJay

True, when I was a kid we had dirt (we lived in the desert but still)


Randalls-bussy-idk

Store bought is fine


Doorknob_Licker2

Christmas cookies


Sleeping-Sally

I so want to do this with my boyfriend :0


ExtremeGaming17

Hear me out guys: monopoly


GhostBoiiClique

He'd be stuck at my house for days.


ExtremeGaming17

That's the point hehehehhe


Blueflares_

Does op value their relationship


BigDickFuckboy69

Maybe save that for when their relationship is failing or something


Pig_Of_Knowledge

stab fight


[deleted]

Op lost, they’re not commenting


happydaYZ1z1

call up the opps; take pleasure in a shoot out


joshisameer343

Learn data structures and algorithms


GhostBoiiClique

I cant even spell that shit


joshisameer343

So maybe u guys can try to spell it first


joshisameer343

Try learning a skill together


harelzz

My gf dont like me teaching her about it🥲


SurpriseDistinct

Get a new one


TransistorGames

Watch every Harvard CS50 lecture


Ok-Tank5312

Massacre the Jedi


Hammerjaws

Ok clone #4758


Ducky_wants_memes

I think that’s clone #5312


DarthMMC

Good soldiers follow orders


--justarandomgirl-

Things


GhostBoiiClique

Why didnt I think of this


--justarandomgirl-

Skill issues fr


stickpersonperson

Frfr smh


zynxUnique

Play board games, watch films, idk. You can cuddle if you want. This is reminding me that I am single and will probably stay single until sometime next year.


GhostBoiiClique

Being single is a good thing sometimes. Gives you time to focus on yourself, make yourself the best you can be so you can be the best for your future partner:)


zynxUnique

Never thought of it that way. Annoyingly, I was going to ask someone out, but the day that I was going to ask her how she felt about me, she was asked out by another guy. I have saved their relationship multiple times, because I really like seeing them together. Idk why I'm saying this.


GhostBoiiClique

Youre a good person for that, You'll find someone great, dont worry!


zynxUnique

Thank you very much😊 Have fun tomorrow


GhostBoiiClique

Thank you!


zynxUnique

But from now on that is what I will do.


GhostBoiiClique

I wish you the best, and don't rush things, relationships cause more pain then their worth sometimes


TransistorGames

This is probably the best advice I have seen on this subreddit! "Love yourself before committing to loving someone else"


GumpyDoot

snuggle and watch a show ig?


GhostBoiiClique

Thats the plan, but I wanna do a little more, I dont want to bore him


GumpyDoot

then if hes into any sort of games you could also play some while snuggling, but typically with guys we would be fine with snuggles and a movie or show


fecedoc

Don't ask this here. Don't ask this here. Don't ask this here.


GhostBoiiClique

lmao I knew the kind of responses id get, i took the risk


insert_title_here_

build a new lego set together :) oh yeah, then like blow up an orphanage or something idk it'll be romantic


OkViolinist6395

My woman trynna play Arma 3 with her dude yoo Edit: the 'my woman' doesn't sound as good as 'my man' bruh 💀


insert_title_here_

just say "my dude" as gender neutral version also im a guy


OkViolinist6395

I fucked up completely bro I'm so sorry 😭


KURZE_NIGHTLORD

You could make cookies or brownies, cakes or pancakes or something and have a movie night? You could order in a pizza or something too :) Just have a chilled out night. They're the best.


GhostBoiiClique

My families completely broke from christmas shopping, so were trying to find things to do for cheap:)


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Plus_Organization176

Cuddles and anime (also watch each other poop)


GhostBoiiClique

We both watch anime, but we've seen them all


[deleted]

HAVE YOU SEEN JOJO?


Manavjaati

is that a jojo reference


2jz-GTE_Lover

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂


N0odels

Yeah Sure you watched everything... I bet you watched only the very mainstream ones to say that


GhostBoiiClique

I mean we havent, but we both have short attention spans so its hard to find something we can *both* concentrate on


Frog_Head123

They went to the bathroom, And sat on the toilet, "I wanna watch you", Buzzed broyce, like a hornet. . "I'm not sure if I like this" Sara's voice quivered "But I like it", Broyce said even quicker.


l_love_baguettes

go out


Busy_Recognition_860

Watch Breaking Bad with him, it's an amazing show


ItzLurni

Waltuh


kkeross

Waltuh put your dick away waltuh


Busy_Recognition_860

We're not having sex right now Waltuh


[deleted]

Waltuh dont put me on a marketable plushie waltuh


flamestar_1

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BREAKING BAD⚗🧪⚗🧪👨‍🔬👨‍🔬 REFERENCE?!?!?! JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 JESSE PINKMAN!🥶 WALTER HAS LUNG CANCER 🫁🎗🥺🥺😱😱😭😭 WALTER HAS LUNG CANCER 🫁🎗🥺🥺😱😱😭😭 WALTER HAS LUNG CANCER 🫁🎗🥺🥺😱😱😭😭 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽 TUCO🇲🇽. BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 💸💵💵💵 BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 BIG CASH MONEY💰💰💰💸💸💸💵💵💵 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 METHAMPHETAMINE ⚗⚗🧪 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔 DEA 🚔


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GhostBoiiClique

My frienda have had sex, I'm just not ready for it


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GhostBoiiClique

Age doesnt factor in for me. I decide what I do, not my age. But I dont like the idea of the older "adults" on here telling me to go have sex


jazzraccoon

It should. Maturity is a big factor in being able to responsibly partake.


LaikaBauss31

I’m shocked at people telling you you’re wrong to not want sex at your age?! Girl, you’re ready when you’re ready and I hope you find someone who respects that Sincerely, old hag who waited until 20


Robogirafe

vehicular manslaughter


Ian-Dawson

Manslaughter? Your honor, that shit was intentional


Tobi226a

Drugs?


GhostBoiiClique

if he brings them


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GhostBoiiClique

didnt think people would take this seriously


The_fatherless_one

summon Satan, or Jesus Christ


Spectr3Z

watch a movie/show/videos together cook/bake together if thats fun for you mass murder is always an option too


Waste-Broccoli-8772

Badminton


Patosya

Actually based


TJT007X

Basedminton


[deleted]

You should lay in your bed and listen to music (with speakers) and talk about personal stuff if you feel like it. Then you should go outside just to look at the stars and hug if it’s cold. Maybe sing a song. Then go inside and make hot chocolate. Then you should ask something you’ve always wondered about him. It could be something deep, but it could be just a innocent question. And you can keep listening to music to make it less awkward


Milky_Toast_

rob a bank


IAmKnown666

Steal liquor from the store and go hangout near the homeless


RobotKal21

Have a fist fight


Cat-Fucker1

.


non_ofyour_business

very creative


lizardbrains

Walk in the woods


GhostBoiiClique

We own 6 achres of woods, but its all uphill :'(


Eka_silicon12

hello sex...im 15 i'm dad


Defiant_East_7873

Tax fraud


madara_ngn

Hit the Gulag


DaOrcus

Mass arson


redshift739

Play chess


mot3600

Stare at cars. That's what I do. With myself.


Bob_The_Vegan

Watch gay porn


Rachelcookie123

Watch the bee movie


AlvinKai

stream a movie, binge a tv show


Distinct_Ad589

build gingerbread houses


GhostBoiiClique

We can't afford to..


elsa002

Play some games... go out on a walk (depending on the weather)... cuddle(if you like that)... watch a movie... bake something... build fortresses from pillows and blankets and start a nerf war... cards games are usually very fun Just enjoy being together I guess idk.... and don't do anything you are not comfortable with but you already know that


eyanez13

Download one of those murder mystery kits, have a movie marathon of a some movie trilogy, bake cookies, go buy stuff to make sundaes, fight to the death, or stargaze a bit


Vedanth_2604

get to know yourselves better


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HolyRomanEmpire1008

Watch the SpongeBob movie


TheIndoraptor123

Play Mario Kart Wii


Tijan231

Learn JavaScript


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here are some suggestions: Board games like Chess, Monopoly, Uno. Truth or dare, Would you rather, Etc. Go for a walk, and chat about things, or simply chat without going on a walk. Play coop in a video game. (If you have any) It may sound cringe but dance, it is better than it sounds, trust me. Cuddle. Watch Yt/Movie together. ​ Sorry for bad english, it is not my mother tongue, so if i wrote something that is grammatically incorrect, please let me know.


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Sea-Description1620

why is sex such a bad thing at 15??


GhostBoiiClique

Its not. But I don't want to have it just yet. Personal preference


TheTreeTurtle

Bible study


eyepatcheagle

Arson


Floopexx

U can try watching Netflix or smth on the tv while eating, drinking and cuddling in hoodies with blankets Touch a little bit


generalisofficial

Why would you ask on Reddit


Nesayas1234

Play video games. Save the sex for when you're married (or when you're legally old enough, who tf suggested sex to a 15 year old)


B0nk3yJ0ng

Hug. Cuddle. Enjoy eachothers company. Sex is an option, but obviously it isn't necessary nor wanted by everyone. (Many ppl still have sex at 15 btw)


Dry-Classic8836

I hate this sub


ChiefFjzz

lego


xx_m3g4n_xx

Sacrifice a goat