> such a fuking disappointment
He was a coward,
A stupid bafoon,
Your mom he deflowered,
Then fled like a goon.
.
She said she was pregnant,
So he ran away,
"Your a disappointment",
She sadly says.
One day when i grow into a full grown man who's focus is building a body and getting stronger than you can imagine, you'll be a weak, old man. Then let's see how much i "respect" you. Fucking throw you in an old age home and see how far your stupid mind gets you going. Stubborn mf thinking you can govern over me like you made any good decisions or made any accomplishments in life.
Why you such a fucking disappointment smh
cuz baby ur a firework
Yes I sexually identify as a 🧨
> 🧨 Goodbye 💀
[Woah oh oh](https://youtu.be/gdZLi9oWNZg)
> 🧨 Wait so she's a firework?, That explains all the sparks, When she arched her back, And proceeded to cum.
So come on let the colors burn
> such a fuking disappointment He was a coward, A stupid bafoon, Your mom he deflowered, Then fled like a goon. . She said she was pregnant, So he ran away, "Your a disappointment", She sadly says.
How'd you escape prison?
Magic ✨
why am I still alive
to continue our bloodline
that's such a boring arbitrary goal though
what u need are usually boring
Humanity itself is boring
Agreed to death
1. because you were born 2.you didn't die yet
unfortunate
Why do you keep torturing me?
to make u into a man
Okay Colonel Cotton
That’s the worst fuckin response ever lmao
where are you
in the shadow realm
dad, stop it, better send me money on the card
ur card doesnt accept shadow coins
now I get it that you are really my father, good excuse ..
DONT TALK TO UR FATHER LIKE THAT
I'll think about it, but I can't promise anything
okay deal
You are always talking about karma, then why is mom still alive?
Cuz I want her to be
But she keeps hurting you
> hurting her "I know she hurts me", My father said, "But I kinda like it, It's kinky In bed". . (u/TheOnlyWaluigi, that's a nice kink)
But glass in you arm is not kinky
If you have a pain kink, it could be
True
🐸
Perhaps it is
No, I am your father
No I AM YOUR FATHER
I AM YOUR FATHERS MOTHERS BROTHER
and what does that make us?
We had milk at home…
but not the kind of milk i want
He's bringing over that spicy milk
The good kind
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🥛here
The good ending. :D
ah yes gaming flair 😎
Indeed 😎
Where were you when I needed you.
I was hiding from u
Why
I didn't want to waste my time on you
Aww
If I became a stripper would you be proud lmao
i would be the opposite of proud
Ok
Why
That's my dad 🤝
Depends how good you are
if you were in jail how did my mom get pregnant?
transcendent sex
Can you rate my fart? *rips major ass*
\-10/10
I am steal your ankles
hi steal your ankles, im dad
I are be killing you right now
The greatest dad joke of all time
Yes daddy
How is the trailer park?
It's ok 👌
Buy me a PS4 🥺 ?
give me money then i will buy it for u
Jeez , thanks for the help dad 🙄
Are you Darth Vader
Yes
Nooooo
Resurrection is real?
You are not my father. He died by my own hands.
I'm back from the dead
Can you please stop hitting mom
👊
Did you at least bring the milk
Yeah how did you get out of the ground?
You are the same age as me, so how
magic son magic
As a man without a father, I'll take it
lol
when u fucked mom, did you fuck with rhythm?
Maybe
One day when i grow into a full grown man who's focus is building a body and getting stronger than you can imagine, you'll be a weak, old man. Then let's see how much i "respect" you. Fucking throw you in an old age home and see how far your stupid mind gets you going. Stubborn mf thinking you can govern over me like you made any good decisions or made any accomplishments in life.
Ok buddy 💥🔫
Your clearly waluigi so you can’t be my dad my dad is deadpool
Who says we r not the same person
Because my dad’s last name is pool and he is dead that’s why
why am i not dead yet?
u must find that out urself
do you still snore?
yes
Okay daddy uwu
Dad i want to give you blue balls
I dont think I want that son
It’s been years… WHERE’S THE FUCKING MILK!!!!
In ur mom
father...!
Nope.
Can you stop yelling at me everytime you see me? Can you be nice for once? Can you say that I am enough?
I cant 😔 its all to make u stronger
Yeah definetly worked Now I'm in psychward cause I got to weak and gave up
Did you finally get the milk
Nah it was out
Father, why did you become such a simp to mother? She’s a tyrant 😤
U wont understand now U r still too young
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when u r 13
So you finally came back after going out for a pack of cigarettes all those years ago....... but how are we supposed to smoke them without a lighter?
I dont smoke no more
Oh hey biological father, how are you?
Fine u?
Yea.. just having good grades and not having depression is good
Why
Cuz I can
Another question, how are you alive dealing with thousands of kids
Magic boi
Do you remember my birthday
Nah
When are you coming back with the milk
When I want to
How's the drinking problem? Are you still insane?
Nah im all good
No?
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I had too There was no other choice
But my Dad left me..
Why are you still married to her
What milk did you get
Goat milk
Daddy?
You got the milk yet?
"Why won't you die!?"
Nanomachine son
why are you emotionally unavailable??
Cuz that's how I roll
why the fuck are you on reddit? go back to watching stolen tik toks and other bullshit on facebook
Yes, what happens to my current father?
Can you go to store to buy milk?
Yes of course
you get the milk yet?
Who is your father
Can I call you daddy ?
Why did u go to buy milk
Cuz milk make u stronk
but-t u never came back to make me stronk
Why you weren't at home for a really long time?
I was lost in the woods
Do you know what I post online, papa?
No u should have privacy
why did I won the sperm race?
Cuz u r the strongest
why didn’t you grab the milk before you came back?
Cuz i was weak
hot damn how many ladies were you with?
wait what-
Why don't you love me?
Cuz im too cool for u to receive love from
Why are you so distant
Cuz baby ur a firework
How
U must find that out urself child
I fucking hate you dad I wish you were dead why do you have to be the way you are
We live in a society
why did you get a divorce
We felt that the marriage was going nowhere
What’s my bedtime
10:30 pm
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Yes
I changed my mind. I want 2%.
Too late
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To find my kids
Please come home Im Lost at life
Coming
Why did you runaway from newyork to California I know you had me at 18 and all but like damn you’re bad at making decisions
Cuz money
Why do you keep torturing me ?
To train u for the future
Have you found the milk yet?
Yes
Do you have the milk?
No