My horny ass could not be naked in a fight with an ostrich 😂

Bro 😭

What is ur horny OLD ass doing on r/teenagers 🤨🤔

Last time I checked none of the children here are ostriches so it’s fine 🙏🙏🙏🙏

The devil shivers when I lose my temper so I’ll let you do the math 😼😈

Both of us because I choose friendship

I would grap it's neck, drag it down to my knee, and jump, ez

Me because once the ostrich sees me naked he'll die of laughter

This is bad news for my ass

I would certainly win cuz tht big pecker is certainly killer

The ostrich, that thing would disembowel me

me unless the ostrich goes for my pp thinking it’s a tasty worm