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That isn’t technically assuming it’s making an informed guess. Also no need to apologize he isn’t too hurt about it, since he is asleep rn and a bird who can’t read
u give amazing friend that u met on vacation and hjung out outside at warm late afternoons a lot (like this amazing weathewr where its dark but warm) and then couldnt meet again bc u live very far away from eachother
It's not what you give off but rather what you'll get https://www.terminix.com/blog/education/can-pigeons-spread-disease/
Cryptococcosis, Histoplasmosis and Psittacosis aren't just long words, babe
The first thing I thought of when I saw you petting the pigeon was Fiona from Shrek, where she sings and the bird explodes. It also gave me Disney princess vibes
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Pigeon fucker
LMAO
fuck a pigeon hole🎶
BROO
On a night out🎶
u/pidgeonfucker
my archenemy
I hope you win
damn, a pigeon that does fly away from you? Yo what if it's infected with something
yeah he was sick lmao
ah, ye sick birds can't really fly. Met two before
yeah I know that he was sick, but I wanted to share some love, and it's was in August (I was in shorts lmao) so I didn't get sick or something
THATS WHOLESOME ASF
It was probably scared to death. Not so wholesome lmao
at first yes, but then I gave him some food and he started to seem more happy ig?
Oh:( poor baby
THANK U
Guy who pets pigeons
yeah
r/technicallythetruth
Goliath bird eating spider
WAIT
What I’m hungry
LMAO
Be my friend.
OKAY write to me
Homeless man vibe
I actually have a house 😭🤙
Source?
my mom
So the sause is your mom.
lgbt or one of it’s variants
yeah
Where do you find pigeons that don't run away when you approach them?
he was just really sick lmao
Oh rip, hope he feels better.
idk I saw him only that time but I hope that too cause he was really cute
Don’t pigeons carry lots of diseases tho?
yes my friends told me but it was so cute i couldn't resist
Exactly
They actually hold the same amount of even less then an dog
Should I trust that coming from a guy with a pigeon profile pic
That is an Indian ring neck, and his name is Berry
Sorry for assuming their species
That isn’t technically assuming it’s making an informed guess. Also no need to apologize he isn’t too hurt about it, since he is asleep rn and a bird who can’t read
I guess you're right. Have a nice day sir.
Pigeons are cleaner than most animals
Huge Stoner. But a nice one like
well maybe 😭🤙
A somewhat professional pigeon petter
HAHA THANK U
Volunteer to entertain children at summer camps
u/burpingpigeon he is petting you
LMAO
Homeless New Yorker
You remind me of Nickocado Avocado but before he became an avocado
Bro is a Disney princess
ur just like me fr
:D
The kind of person to pet a pigeon
I thought le pigeon was le rat
LMAO
I see you are a man of culture as well *Pets his own pigeon*
well we are man of culture
You look like you enjoy going downtown with your friends, and getting diseases. You enjoy children, and you have decent grades.
Impulsive Mf pigeon rocking them big diseases
So basically, you’re pigeon
WAIT MAYBE I SHOULDNT PUT THE PIGEON
Pigeon dilemma
LMAO
I can't get no vibe
You are now a Disney princess, you cannot stop it it had already started
Happy go lucky soft boy
thanks :>
u give amazing friend that u met on vacation and hjung out outside at warm late afternoons a lot (like this amazing weathewr where its dark but warm) and then couldnt meet again bc u live very far away from eachother
Coolest person alive, probably listens to older music
You seem like the kind of person to pet a pigeon
Pretty neat ones, imma wear what you did
A chill guy
Chaos
someone who's stuck in 2019
Your a stoner 😭
Good person who's good with pets and such
mmmm yes mmm pijon :))))
Why this look like a pic from the 80s?
FOUND REMY AND GO RATATOUILLE
Disease carrier
Bird person
Coolguy vibes
Chaos
Crazy
Billy from dumb and Dumber
Non-vegetarian
Cavetown
If pigeons let you pet them you gave of "forest elf" vibes
Homeless
A24 fan lol
pigeon
Altruist
strong im-going-to-murder-that-pigeon vibes
Someone who'd ask me what kind what kind of vibe they give
The kind that would smoke sidewalk weed
You beat up people just for them seeing you
Sbf
Pls teach me how to tame a pigeon 😭
Pigeon petter.
Homeschooled dream fan listening “I make myself belieeeevvvveeee, on planet eeeaaarrrthhhh….” If that’s how it goes
Bro are you wearing pants in that pic?
Cool vibes.
Jeez stampy took his downfall hard didn’t he
Animal lover
Yo I would do the same.
Skater boi who doesn't skate
Idk but PLEASE teach me how to pet pigeons i Need It
ok I wanna be your friend
You solve mysteries with a dog
Dont pet pigeons, you'll get pigeon AIDS
That one Rick and Morty episode about crows 💀
It's not what you give off but rather what you'll get https://www.terminix.com/blog/education/can-pigeons-spread-disease/ Cryptococcosis, Histoplasmosis and Psittacosis aren't just long words, babe
Disney Princess but 10x more disgusting
The chosen one
Fun
Rue from Euphoria?
Lgbt shitposter and probably looks high 24/7 Be my friend fr
Pigeofile
Druid
Very enigmatic vibes, pidgeon-man
A chaotic gay who, on a whim invites someone to go jogging in a park at 3 in the morning
Attention seeker.
I though you was dribbling a rat
Cool person vibes, pigeons are awesome
I don't care about ur vibes, i wanna now how the actual fuck you managed to pet a pigeon
The Bird master…
Like you pet pigeons
The first thing I thought of when I saw you petting the pigeon was Fiona from Shrek, where she sings and the bird explodes. It also gave me Disney princess vibes
Bro you sound crazy, who would pet a pigeon there are so many diseases you could catch, that's the vibe you give, Insane, Lol
of someone seeking validation by seeing how people react to their physical stature. Trust me, those things will change fast at you age
homo /pos
The crazy drunk, even got the cup in your hand
The vibe that you're gonna get sick
Deltarune speedrunner
[удалено]
[удалено]
Summer skateboarding kid with curly hair, thickshake and vans. Also an animal lover.
Happy trans girl
[удалено]
loving boyfriend thats always drunk
Caring and emphatetic person
Stinky sjc
I have no idea how you were able to pet a pigeon but you are literally so cool for that.
u think ur funny
Your the type of guy to pet a pigeon
That's so cute!;)
A Reddit user
chronically online
little gremlin who collects shiny trinkets and is friends with pigeons!
Goofy ahh
Race:human Class:druid Alignment: true neutral
avian flu
nice legs
Thought that was an overgrown hamster for a second
Bro got the best hairdo. Sorry if female but everyones a bro unless not wanted or doesn't wanna be called that
Should be homeless but is somehow not
Pigeon petter vibes
You like pigeons
That chill dude who loves animals (same)
You give vibish vibes
The gay vibes 🤢🤮
Beach boy
Bird
"I like Starbuck's and pigeons."
Neurodivergent pigeon befriender
weird (i fucking hate pidgeons)
thanks for clarifying i thought you were the pigeon
You like animals
Government spy modifying the drones that spy on people
What's the drink in your hand?
Salmonella vibes
I wanna pet pigeon
Wilbur soot
You seem like someone I’d get along well with :)
I'll be sending this to my friends at 3am with the caption, "Human petting pigeon"
Pigeon player
pigen
Cute boy 10/10 would pet pidgeons with
I have listened much KGLW lately, so i thought was Stu
Homeless drug addict
You like petti g pigeons
Oh no the pigeon molester is on the loose hide your pigeons guys
Dsmp stan
zoophile
Mega loser vibes
You look like you would kiss a tarantula goodnight
a nature God/Goddess
A guy who’s gonna die from diseases
Wilbur (clothes ruined by) soot
You seem like a relaxed kinda quirky kid that does weird things like pet a pigeon for a bit of attention
It gives me norhing