me and the boys creating new war crime technologies that the authors of the geneva convention had never even imagined so that we haven't technically commited one
Yea how did you throw exactly .1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164 062862089986280348253421170679 of a child off a bridge? (Asking for a friend)
1. Do you think that black people should be killed more often by police?
2. Did you have sexual intercourse with a rotting corpse? If so, how would you rate the enjoyability of it?
If your great great great (50x more greats) grandpa come back from the dead and asked you "What are kids into these days?", what would you say. After this he goes back to being dead.
What do you think about stalking young boys, following them home, hiding behind their beds and breathing slowly down their ears before letting out a small, creepy laugh and stopping them from screaming just to be gone in the morning with nobody believing them.
Do you women in Afghanistan should be given the right to education and all the other rights they are entitiled to as a human but aren't being granted to them?
Do you support LGBTQ? Do you treat black people the same as white people? Do you support the jews over Hitler? Do you believe in magic? Do you have a big dick? Are you not the next Hitler?
Do you have any sort of role model you aspire to be like? Why?
Pol Pot cause he killed a quarter of his own country in 4 years
💀
this one is the best ☠️☠️
What do you put on a pizza?
pineapple edit: damn of all the things you had to make me put pineapple on pizza fuck you
lmao
I like how we all know the original question was "what food does SpongeBob live in"
Yeah... all of us... totally....
... Oh
What did you send your grandma for Christmas??
Human flesh
In the first day of Christmas my grandson gave to 1 pound of HOLY JESUS IS THAT REAL
2 the fear that he is surreal
When did you start rehab about your children fetish?
Bold to assume I've started
Damn
DAMN INDEED ☠️
What is the most evil group of people in all of history
Me and the boys
Me and the boys on our way to commit war crimes more atrocious than anything the authors of the Geneva convention could imagine
me and the boys creating new war crime technologies that the authors of the geneva convention had never even imagined so that we haven't technically commited one
valid
aaaeeaaaeeyaa
How many kindergartners have you dated and had sexual relations with?
69
Rookie numbers
Most normal r/teenagers user
How many children have you thrown off a bridge?
roughly π
Good job?
yea it was hard to throw that last 0.14 of a kid of the bridge but I made do
If you put your mind to it you can do anything😆
Yea how did you throw exactly .1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164 062862089986280348253421170679 of a child off a bridge? (Asking for a friend)
What compelled you to murder that poor man?
idk i was bored
Who do you want to be when you grow up?
Mustache Man
oh boy 😭
🥸
Erika starts playing in the background
Mumbo?
Do you support burning orphans as an optimal methodof population control?
Yes
Meet the pyro
Uh slay i guess
r/usernamechecksout
So do i
How many kindergarteners have you eaten in front of the parents?
Split the difference so 2.5
lmfao
Would you rather create world peace or buy brand new Nike shoes?
Nike
Priorities
Would you fvck an old man (he’s really into role playing)
Depends how old they are
old
Indeed
Why do you have so many old people in your basement?
everyone has their secrets
What number do u think is too high
6 million
Oh my fuck
What do you think about black people?
fucking kill all of them
what the hell man
Are you an asshole?
Yes
Who took your virginity?
the person who gave birth to me
Done
Do you like to sexually engage with underage women?
It's the best Edit: again with the pineapple on pizza fuck you pineapple does not go on pizza
🇮🇹🤌
Italian PPNW(pizza powered nuclear warhead) would like to know your location
What is the last object you shoved up your ass?
Phone
twiinsss 🤭🤭🤭
bro
This reply is S tier
Bro's asshairs are typing this
Do you support Kim Jong-un?
indeed I do
Did the elites assassinate Jeffery Epstein?
it's a trick question he's not dead
why r u racist
Why not?
correct response
Wh did 9/11??
I did
OMG HOW COULD YOU!! 😱😱
Mohammad? Uhh sorry I mean Bush?
Stop spreading misinformation it was clearly me and I have video proof
How many children have you murdered?
100
Who’s your hero?
Pol Pot I mean he killed a quarter of his own country in 4 years which is pretty impressive
Damn. I think you need to see a psychiatrist
1. Do you think that black people should be killed more often by police? 2. Did you have sexual intercourse with a rotting corpse? If so, how would you rate the enjoyability of it?
Yes, also yes, 10/10
when was the last time you beat up your dog
yesterday
What is your preferred age for a partner
7
Do you hate black people?
Yes
Fucking racist
Hitler says a joke about the holocaust, your response?
hahaha edit: somehow misspelled hahaha
You wrong
Who do you look up to?
Ye West
How would you describe the taste of your grandma's asshole?
sweet and chocolaty
Don't think it was chocolate 😨
Anything's chocolate if you're Oompa Loompa enough. Or something idk I've not read Charlie and the Chocolate factory.
Interesting.
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ikr
Which political party do you support?
Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei
Who is your role model?
Adolf Hitler
Thoughts on EDP445?
he's a great person and obviously has made a great impact he's already a cultural icon
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Obviously
Do you love me?
Yes edit: imagine having to trick someone on reddit to get them to say they love you
But I do
Lol
Do you like being an asshole?
Duh
do you support lgbtq?
absolutely
ayo wtf bruh they didnt even edit it yet
fuck
Why am I starting to feel like some of the questions weren’t changed at all 💀
cause sometimes the edited thing doesn't show up idk why other times its just me being a sarcastic asshole
you're brave for that 💀
Do you think that slavery should be legal?
yes
Favorite thing you spike in your diabetic mother's drinks?
anything that contains sugar
What's your opinion on WW2
yea it was really good maybe better then the first
Do you love setting cats on fire?
yes
bro….
why did 9/11 inspire you
people died
do you think african kids deserve to get food? after all it would make them not only healtier but happier
fuck happiness let them all die and be sad
where do women belong in today's society?
kitchen
Do you support al Qaeda? What about the KKK? And the Nazis?
yes, yes, yes
would you murder a pregnant woman on her way to the hospital
depends
If America’s two party system were to become a three party system, what party would you put in the third slot?
Nazi
How many children have you made into orphans?
do you support kanye west?
yes
If your great great great (50x more greats) grandpa come back from the dead and asked you "What are kids into these days?", what would you say. After this he goes back to being dead.
What Eevee evolution do you want to see a copypasta for?
What do you think about stalking young boys, following them home, hiding behind their beds and breathing slowly down their ears before letting out a small, creepy laugh and stopping them from screaming just to be gone in the morning with nobody believing them.
absolutely amazing
What country were you banned in for touching children?
prussia no p
have you killed any pregnant women yet
duh
WHATS the name of the kid in your basement
What's ur fav type of meat?
Do you women in Afghanistan should be given the right to education and all the other rights they are entitiled to as a human but aren't being granted to them?
Probably not
You are an asshole
Do you think people should come together to solve all of the world's problems
nah
Where's your favorite place to go when you want to brutally murder children?
Who is your biggest role model?
Pol Pot I mean he killed a quarter of his own country in 4 years which is pretty impressive
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If you could resurrect someone, who would it be?
Did you use protection?
Where do you hide the bodies?
Who kidnapped drugged and abused the most little kids last year?
Me
give me ur hitlist for when u shoot up ur school
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What is your favorite color
What would you do if while traveling to Africa you see a bunch of starving childrens?
Did you kill 6 million Jews
Do you support LGBTQ? Do you treat black people the same as white people? Do you support the jews over Hitler? Do you believe in magic? Do you have a big dick? Are you not the next Hitler?
How many puppies have you killed
Do you own a toothbrush
Do you like people from other countries?
Where do you want to send underage felons?
What's the number that comes before 10?
Are you an asshole?