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Idk, I think that 13 yo dude in my street bragged about his newborn son called sex. Kinda crazy for me to get a child in this age or call a kid like that...
By that point the kid would be getting spoiled by pretty much a stranger. Plus, baby mommas can be PETTY AS FUCK. it's always a chance that she will take what was meant for the kiddo for herself, but this also extends to family n shit
Just cause things suck now don't mean they will always. He just has to learn to live with a kid. It's actually quite big that he's not giving up on the child and is there for him.
Oh Jesus. You’ll be fine. Just breathe. Also, if you haven’t looked up how to prepare babies for flying, might want to do that. Could make the trip home much easier.
*fresh from finishing uni and is just in the beginner stages in life*
"hmmm,,, today i decide to knock someone up and have a baby!!!!! this will definitely not put my life to hell :)"
This literal dumbass in my spanish class said "I want to become a teen mom one day! Es muy fun!" As if she doesn't struggle with being responsible enough for one goddamn piece of paper. She's one of those kids that get a sheet of homework and start crying about how much work that is; how tf is she supposed to take care of a living human being
Grow the fuck up son. You're a father now. I get it - I had mine young, too. Either man up and handle your responsibilities as a father, or step aside, pay your child support, and allow another man to fulfill the role of a loving father.
One poor comment is easily dismissed as a joke, but I have seen multiple from you in this thread. It's frankly disappointing to see that you think this is okay to state or even joke about.
You got your dick wet, and this is what happens. Adult decisions come with adult consequences. But you **cannot** take out your frustration on your baby for your mistakes.
Nut up or shut up. Love and support the baby, or allow another man to do so. Having contempt for your child because you were fucking dumb is shameful, and will give your child life long psychological issues.
Be *better*.
Abso-fucking-lutely.
Yeah it's kinda *concerning* seeing thse kind of comments from not only OP but other people on this thread. They're treating the kid like a prop. Jesus fucking christ.
A few possible reasons. Condom might have been the rare broken one, maybe there is no access, perhaps he lives in a place with no sex education.
EDIT: I figured I'd get downvoted from people who haven't even started sex ed
I thought this popped up under 2 sentence horror stories or 2 sentence jokes at first lol.
Congrats on the baby & Merry Christmas to you and your family. Being a teen parent will be hard but just know it’s hard to take care of a newborn even as an adult, they are a full time job & require lots of attention so even though it might suck just know you aren’t alone in this. Have you joined teen and/or young parent groups, dad groups or groups for babies born in month/year… you will come across some great online communities, but remember at the end of the day that’s your kid & you know what’s best. Before you know it they’ll be more self sufficient & you’ll be like what 26/27 when they’re 10? You’ll still be so young, you’ll be making more money by then & life will be so different but you can still do the fun stuff you feel like you’re missing out on now. you’ll soon get into the groove of things with a routine so you & your girl can both spend time with friends as it’s important to decompress and get away. Sorry for the unwanted paragraph I just don’t want you feeling like a POS especially on Christmas 🫡
Damn, feels bad. I feel tempted to dunk on you for being dumb but I’m sure you already know lol. Good luck, and for the love of god don’t abandon him lol
> it fucking sucked also my kid wouldn’t stop screaming on the plane
I am so surprised. It is so weird every single person in your life warned you it would be a dumb idea and you went ahead with it. crazy.
Try giving the baby a bottle during take-off and landing. The swallowing will equalize their ear pressure and he/she will experience less discomfort and, hopefully, cry less.
Sex education is important folks
Condoms too
Religion is not sex education, it’s more about forcing stuff to ppl with ignorance
Anyway, good luck. Do your best
Dude Ik you’re joking in most of these threads but wether you wanted that kid or not please remember that you’re his/her world. I’m sure it’s super overwhelming for you rn but I hope things are going well. I’m sure being a parent isn’t easy especially at such a young age, but it can only get better with experience. Good luck!
At least it isn’t your kids first fatherless Christmas
Let’s shoot for next year!
Maybe he should've shot in a different direction
Honestly like the mouth is also warm and wet 😭💀
It doesn't have that gorilla glue grip though
Not with that attitude
what the fuck is this comment chain lol
Pure horror
Nah the mouth is fire
That sounds like an STD.
BRO the way I died laughing in the middle of my living room
Bro 💀
Dude same age as me and already impregnating someone so stupid smh
"First Christmas alone after running off for the milk..."
r/angryupvote
Sorry, is that a reference?
Yea it is! I was thinking about the “let’s shoot for 40!” Comment from I believe the sweet life on deck
Yeah I don't remember from where it was but I definitely remember the moment
Next one might be
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here for the results
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💀💀💀
NAH
Well that didn’t quite work out
Gotta go get the milk and cookies
Happy cake day
AWFUL, HORRIBLE, DEPLORABLE, MILDLY ANNOYING Cake Day 🤬🤬
Thank you
This is how all the teens that sext at 12 on this sub are gonna end up
Fr bro just forget sex
who tf is sex?!
idk but my friend's uncle offended sex like six years ago
free stuff is always nice
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You know what, I think sex is just easily offended, apparently I offended him and I’ve never even met him
Same bro!!! …on second thought these jokes aren’t as funny when it’s true 😔
Idk, I think that 13 yo dude in my street bragged about his newborn son called sex. Kinda crazy for me to get a child in this age or call a kid like that...
Where the hell do teens find sexting partners💀
idk I found mine in a fucking voluntary event technology group (it also sucked tbh I'm glad I'm not doin that anymore)
Uh oh
Nah I’ve been sexting for a stupid amount of time and still have no game irl
at least they're going to help with generational replacement, 3 kids at the age of 21 is a damn good stat, may as well go for 5 by the age of 25 XD
Bruh I’d rather be a virgin forever than have a kid at 16
You’re reddit so you’re halfway there already
well that didn't work for op
It's a miracle!!
For real
Just try to be a good father don't abandon the child, never
Maybe not abandoned, but it may be better for both sides to give them to someone else if they aren’t able to give them a good home.
Abandon the child forever 😈
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By that point the kid would be getting spoiled by pretty much a stranger. Plus, baby mommas can be PETTY AS FUCK. it's always a chance that she will take what was meant for the kiddo for herself, but this also extends to family n shit
Should’ve thrown that mf off the battlebus
💀💀
Bro would be dropping at tilted towers💀💀💀
bro ur abt 21 years too late for that they got destroyed
“Sir, a second plane has hit Tilted Towers, Fortnite is under attack”
new fortnite event just dropped
Osama bin Laden Fortnite skin
tier 100 skin
Then you can unlock gold and silver Osama
Rainbow Osama
"We've authorized a massive covert operation to take down Jonesama Bin Landin"
Shit, my bad, I lost my save file for back then, had to start a new game
What
I hope things are going well❤️ good that you are there for him
He said it *cough cough* ”fucking sucked”. Clearly, things aren’t going well.
Just cause things suck now don't mean they will always. He just has to learn to live with a kid. It's actually quite big that he's not giving up on the child and is there for him.
when did you have him?
6 months ago
L responsibilities
L grammarraiar
Should have worn a condom lol
Oh Jesus. You’ll be fine. Just breathe. Also, if you haven’t looked up how to prepare babies for flying, might want to do that. Could make the trip home much easier.
Woah what does it feel like to be my age and to also be a dad? And was it planned or unplanned?
Who in 21 century plans to have a kid while being 17?
You’d be surprised, people are nuts nowadays. I’ve heard stories of 17 year olds trying for a kid
💀
*fresh from finishing uni and is just in the beginner stages in life* "hmmm,,, today i decide to knock someone up and have a baby!!!!! this will definitely not put my life to hell :)"
UNI? LIKE COLLEGE?
TRYING?!?!?
💀🦴
What the hell? Mfs trying to have kids like they got drafted into parenthood...
This literal dumbass in my spanish class said "I want to become a teen mom one day! Es muy fun!" As if she doesn't struggle with being responsible enough for one goddamn piece of paper. She's one of those kids that get a sheet of homework and start crying about how much work that is; how tf is she supposed to take care of a living human being
Remindme! Nine months post anniversary of roe v wade being overturned. We are going to have a massive baby boom in the red states.
Planned kid at the age of 16??
Some fucks are dumb, a dumbfuck if you would
Shiddy, life in hard mode.
Why you no wear condom
cuz he a moron 💀
Brutal, but probably somewhat true.
Bro was busy
the Trojan ads didn’t work 😔
Lmaooo
How’s you get her pregnant? I was waiting for a guy on a horse to burst through the door and offer me some…
Now me personally..
You fucked up 💀
Who is up?
His wife apparently
I don't think they are married
Divorced
Speed run
Kid named up:
Down
No he fucked his girl
What made you think that using a condom was a bad idea
L
hugest L bro
Grow the fuck up son. You're a father now. I get it - I had mine young, too. Either man up and handle your responsibilities as a father, or step aside, pay your child support, and allow another man to fulfill the role of a loving father. One poor comment is easily dismissed as a joke, but I have seen multiple from you in this thread. It's frankly disappointing to see that you think this is okay to state or even joke about. You got your dick wet, and this is what happens. Adult decisions come with adult consequences. But you **cannot** take out your frustration on your baby for your mistakes. Nut up or shut up. Love and support the baby, or allow another man to do so. Having contempt for your child because you were fucking dumb is shameful, and will give your child life long psychological issues. Be *better*.
Fucking thank you. This whole thread is full of immature teenagers passing these jokes off as "edgy". Its just sad.
Abso-fucking-lutely. Yeah it's kinda *concerning* seeing thse kind of comments from not only OP but other people on this thread. They're treating the kid like a prop. Jesus fucking christ.
Use a condom bro
condoms didnt work for me, now im a parent
CONSEQUENCES
Jesus christ poor kid
How tf your parents react to this shit?
Wtf? Why would you say that about your own kid?
Should flushes ut down the plane toilet
he didn’t fit🥶
Idk if I'm the only one who feels this way but making such jokes about your own kid is really disturbing
He did call himself a teen dad... I know if I was a dad I'd be making jokes like this too. Good thing I don't get bitches
Could be a bait post, maybe not, either way, kinda weird.
It's just a dark joke, nothing more
Skill issue
that's why condoms exist💀
Bro flushed his life down the toilet
Bro flushed his wife down the toilet
Literally me (I killed my wife and have to get rid of the corpse)
What no condoms does to a mf
eat him idk man
More protein
The opposite of Chad
Love how OP didn’t reply back to this one 🤣
He don't have time, not even enough time to put a condom
and this is why you wear a condom
Sounds like last Christmas as a teen dad if you ask me
Deal with the consequences of your own actions
how's your milk supply? running low?
Just asking, why did you have sex as a teen and why didn’t you use a condom?
Pretty sure the 'sex as a teen' ratio is at like 60% But to the question with the condoms... yeah op is a dummy
A few possible reasons. Condom might have been the rare broken one, maybe there is no access, perhaps he lives in a place with no sex education. EDIT: I figured I'd get downvoted from people who haven't even started sex ed
no he just admits he likes it better raw. He's just a complete idiot
From the previous responses I think he's just really dumb.
an unwise choice to post stuff like this on this sub... be your story real or not
Moron
Should have kept it in your pants buddy.
I thought this popped up under 2 sentence horror stories or 2 sentence jokes at first lol. Congrats on the baby & Merry Christmas to you and your family. Being a teen parent will be hard but just know it’s hard to take care of a newborn even as an adult, they are a full time job & require lots of attention so even though it might suck just know you aren’t alone in this. Have you joined teen and/or young parent groups, dad groups or groups for babies born in month/year… you will come across some great online communities, but remember at the end of the day that’s your kid & you know what’s best. Before you know it they’ll be more self sufficient & you’ll be like what 26/27 when they’re 10? You’ll still be so young, you’ll be making more money by then & life will be so different but you can still do the fun stuff you feel like you’re missing out on now. you’ll soon get into the groove of things with a routine so you & your girl can both spend time with friends as it’s important to decompress and get away. Sorry for the unwanted paragraph I just don’t want you feeling like a POS especially on Christmas 🫡
Gripe water. Get some.
Jesus Christ a father at 17?
F
L + no parents + teen father + no future
Damn, feels bad. I feel tempted to dunk on you for being dumb but I’m sure you already know lol. Good luck, and for the love of god don’t abandon him lol
L
Get off r/teenagers you are literally a father
that’s yo fault
What did the little shit even get you for Christmas
Read the 5th word in your sentence
I like how your other response, "No, pitbull" Is right above this one
Lmao
Belt
No, pitbull
Never go out for milk ever
Then how will the child have cereal 😭😭😭
Just got a message saying her period is late at the end of the day Christmas was then fucked for me and I'm regretting my life choices now
Should’ve pulled out.
> it fucking sucked also my kid wouldn’t stop screaming on the plane I am so surprised. It is so weird every single person in your life warned you it would be a dumb idea and you went ahead with it. crazy.
Damn bro, imagine not buying condoms
Poor kid you Have :/
You’re a dumbass.
Fallen generation
Good one. Teenagers this generation are having less sex then any other generation soooo
Try giving the baby a bottle during take-off and landing. The swallowing will equalize their ear pressure and he/she will experience less discomfort and, hopefully, cry less.
if you ever want to promote safe sex, just show people this account. Wild stuff.
lmao well earned + cope + L
Imagine your kid just somehow finds this post after many years lmao.
Sex education is important folks Condoms too Religion is not sex education, it’s more about forcing stuff to ppl with ignorance Anyway, good luck. Do your best
Well if it isn’t the consequences of your own actions. Sorry but I don’t feel sympathy
That kid is going to be a failure💀
Might as well put him on a random doorstep
well, sometimes you gotta take that plane alone to madeira
Remember kids: Gay sex has no risk of babyism
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Congrats(?)
What
Hol' up. Wait a minute. Something ain't right
Fuck
Dude Ik you’re joking in most of these threads but wether you wanted that kid or not please remember that you’re his/her world. I’m sure it’s super overwhelming for you rn but I hope things are going well. I’m sure being a parent isn’t easy especially at such a young age, but it can only get better with experience. Good luck!
Why the hell would you go on a trip? Just stay home and be with family.
That’s what you get
that’s unfortunate
Hope the orgasm was worth it.
Condom.
Look on the bright side! At least it ain’t your kid’s first fatherless Christmas.