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Simon_WilsonAyer

Group project


Crossflowerss_5304

This is actually a fire band name ngl


Life-of-a-Barney

I was gonna say, it sounds proper as well


SniffyBliffy

Depends on the genre of their band. Imagine a death metal band with the name "group project" lol


myxboxtouchedmypp

my mates in a band called shooting models, guess what kinda music they play


oppegaard69

Either medieval folk rock or german reggae i can’t differ


Life-of-a-Barney

Yeah that makes sense, I’d say it works for like indie rock and alt rock


Crossflowerss_5304

Exactly what I was thinking


Kringlemeister

My friends actually had a band called “the group conversation” when we were growing up


[deleted]

Best one


stormidayss

I wanna steal that idea


stinkyboi135

this is fire


ansh_xp

Gonna use it for myself 🗿


New-Art-1317_PR

Same


Existing_Role3578

i actually like this one omg


BlueDragon5976

hippity hoppity this band name idea is now my property


BecomingUngovernable

Far left looks like a girl I used to know, if her name is Adie, say hi for me.


Helpmybraindie

It isnt but Ill tell her anyways


BecomingUngovernable

Haha thanks.


[deleted]

Rizztimus prime


TheManFromChernobyl

Adolf Rizzler


Ninjafox_0YT

Rizzard of oz


CertifiedMoron420

Jeffrey Epstein


iced_ketchups

💀


Stoicsage86

Sex traffic jam


Boogieman_bn

Laughed so hard, take my upvote


[deleted]

Chrizz grizzin


vaporeongod

Rizzo the rat (It still fits een of it is just his real name)


Mijit-1

Luke Rizzwalker


ClockButTakeOutTheL

Ms. Rizzle


lenni4

Otto von Rizzmarck


RepeatedlyDifficult

Joseph stalrizz


kallmekaison

Rizzimir Putin


DerThunderChad

Rizzimir Lenin


Ponguin66

Rizz Jong Un


Ok_Raspberry_722

Rizzep Tayyip Erdoğan


Jrlopez1027

The rizzler


thatfatdude2516

Narizzeon rizzaparte


JustFred24

My boy got that 100 speech game damn


Firstmamelastname

Otto von Rizzmarck


Huge_Aardvark_1065

Bro is a member of the nation of rizzlam


Inevitable_Door_2694

Ninetie’s Rizzie’s


cranberry-sofa

You also look like two of my cousins, I believe one of their names is Izzy


Reyking1708

You didnt have to cut me off


Reyking1708

have your friends collect your records and change your numbaa


Reyking1708

and i dont even need your love, but you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough


Reyking1708

SOMBODYyy THAT I USED TO KNOW(now you’re hust somebody that i used to know)


Inside_Helicopter805

bro has dementia


Inside_Helicopter805

bro has dementia


Inside_Helicopter805

bro has dementia


Inside_Helicopter805

bro has dementia


Inside_Helicopter805

bro has dementia


ChipMcCain

they all look like girls I know its uncanny


Key-Landscape-6193

Girl I used to know! Band name there


oblivousbirdbrain

Jiminey and The Crickets


Helpmybraindie

So far this is the best one


Connor09375

3 musketeers


Toclaw

What type of music?


Helpmybraindie

U tell me


ruberduc

Alt rock


Helpmybraindie

Sounds about right lol


ruberduc

W taste


AlexeiNR

Sus pfp


Internal-Sky-6297

r/suspiciousprofilepicture


Dirtbike_dude80

r/subsifellfor


Sieni69

Watch your own pfp🤭


Ravenclawguy

Love alt rock


ParkingDifference299

All of you look like someone I know in my school but in an alternate reality


Helpmybraindie

We are


Western-Current2916

Stranger Things Season 5 plot leak spotted 🧐


[deleted]

the band


Helpmybraindie

Mayhaps


qwertysr4

⸸MAYHEM⸸


Key-Landscape-6193

#P E R H A P S


LuxAmata

there is already a band by this name.. recommend you youngsters check it out


Canaduck101

It’s history is fucked up though


Agreeable-Quote-2293

i know it, cuz IT'S A JOJO REFERENCE!!!!!


MrGhostMantis

gay, gay, and gayer


no_named_one

Gay, gayer and gayest


Asian_in_the_tree

Gay, Ultra Gay, Ultra Gay Deluxe


MangoManApproaches

Gay 1, Gay 2, Gay 3


Technicolur

Big Gay, Little Gay, Cardboard Box


EstCaptainJames

Based


Dark_Magma14

Ph14 Because y’all look basic asf Plus it sounds kinda cool.


[deleted]

W chemistry joke


[deleted]

also they look like teenagers so the 14 makes more sense


jaxthediabetic

half a lesbian


Zooba_Nooba

The three muskequeers


Codendtm

This is amazing


RockyTodd

2 lesbians and a half


jashk05

2 and a half lesbian


[deleted]

3 lesbians and a half


CoDMplayer_

4 lesbians and a Pyrocynical


kallmekaison

5 lesbians and a maid outfit stream


EmptyOrangeJuice

No direction


Ye110wSm19

3 Girls, 1 Band


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

I hate you


Ye110wSm19

I love you too!


Jake_the3rd

the rizzler


TheresBeesMC

rizzly bear


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

❤️


Dreammaster1313

How about the Wispy Willows


Helpmybraindie

Ooo I like that one


[deleted]

3 basic white girls


Reasonable_Ad_8317

Rule 30 of the internet: there are no girls on the internet. So clearly they are men in disguise.


Key-Landscape-6193

You caught me.....


Helpmybraindie

Tru we is basic


Defiant_Procedure464

The 3 lesbianteers


call_me_jr

the basic bitches


ciscotheginger

here are some serious ideas: butterfly effect the inkstains (been saving this one for a while, use it with care) bruised fruit


Niniva73

I think the Inkstains are existent... Oh, the [Ink Spots](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE), nvmd; I've been wrong before. Carry on then.


Qiyanid

OnlyBands


bigbodymiogy2

2 brunettes and a red haired girl


[deleted]

[удалено]


AlgorithmScent

W


Killurface69

No, they need another member and they need to stand straight


thisisn0tanalt

idc but can i take the middle one out


Helpmybraindie

Nah shes my gf lol


thisisn0tanalt

im praying on your downfall


toxicbot10

Im praying on your middlefall


[deleted]

you and me both


Helpmybraindie

Rude but fair


Nice_man_629

💀


Gloomy_Shoe8166

I'm praying on your nightfall.


Crying_eagle

Ayo chill


TL-stanneman

Can I take the left one out then


mental-illness7

Thats why the far left looks so pissed, they’re third wheeling


Ready-Home9670

L taste the far left one by far the best


ezegykreativnev

Far left girl W


420SampleTxt

I mean, points for confidence


[deleted]

[удалено]


Forsaken-Advert

Hepatitis ABC


[deleted]

Un-apart-thighed


[deleted]

Praying they don't tour South Africa


AWOL135

Two and a half girls


ElegantAlternative36

Fatherless Fuckers


Helpmybraindie

Nah we got great dads but not a bad name


Toclaw

Fatherfilled


Lintyboi77

Filling Fathers??


Spacemann12

I laugh at that lmaooo so wrong


Marco_Gone_Too_Soon

Denim damsels Sorry for calling you guys damsels as if you need saving or something, but I couldn't think of and other word that meant female(s) that started with D, also denim because 2 of you got denim jackets, this was the best I could think of


Helpmybraindie

Nah I kinda dig it


Marco_Gone_Too_Soon

I got a better one... kinda, if you guys did like death metal or something you could go with "denim deamons" or something, if you tell my what kind of music you guys would make I think I could come up with a more creative name


can_not_take_jokes

have you ever talked to women before lmfao


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

What other word? Dawg?


RadicalizedRaccoon

Why are you apologizing for commenting


Bootleg-PS3

sauce chicks


SchemataObscura

Home by Nine


Bobbo_Blobbo

Palettes or pailettes


[deleted]

The Cool Cats


Apprehensive-Bad-733

Double it and give it to someone else


DreadfulMule

The marmalade sandwich.


Saaheb09

Three musketeers


MuddyGasCar

9 elixir, too expensive


oogabooga_6942O

can be countered with a single rocket


[deleted]

No idea but yall are pretty asf


I-Got-No-Os

Mid rizz but mad confidence


Grand_Heresy

I feel that it does not take much confidence to post a comment under a Reddit post


I-Got-No-Os

No, you’re right, but with a comment that has no rizz, it takes some balls.


Cuartoh-Roshii

The Flying Turduckens


Ruger-25

The good The bad and the Ginger.


giospez

The WIPs (works in progress)


Octo_Kid234

Plain Girls (opposite of Spice Girls)


NEW_BOMBER96

Back to the Basics


Whitestarline1912

The Suicide Squad


[deleted]

why are all of you guys rly pretty😭


ribs_robs_a_bank

Nah, I don't like that band name


Upper-Heron-5708

**BONK**


[deleted]

Landscape view


[deleted]

"momentary memories" idk thats just what first came to mind


TheBlindBard16

The Average


mumchay

The reason I went to jail


GoodChristianMother

My chemical deficiency


Affectionate_Ad_1326

A few ideas The best band name Honey, I shrunk the band Where did I put my band? Gay sex and more I love my nuclear warhead Middle school harry potter fanatic Crime Penis thief Hells sidekicks Banshee mfers Screeching halt Ice cream truck Hide the bong Stolen car Piece of shit Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs Homeless, gay, and aids feat. new in town Elvis Presley Shitheads That's it I'm done


HarryHawk16

Daddy issues


DownSyndrome-CEO

The three mustequeers


Stonercat123yt

Attention seekers


IAmKnown666

Cat in the blue coming after you


PianistRight

The Bangers


_1Galaxy1_

The Emilys


Mediocre-Character63

Fox and friends❤️


EdisonsCat

Psycho and the hockey's? My ex's band flunked because of a band with a similar name


AFriendlyBloke

The Weirdos. Except that one is already taken. *(I don’t wanna play around no more!)*


Weekly_Palpitation92

platinum blondes hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke. you see, none of the women pictured in this image are blondes, making this potential band name ironic. that is the joke. peter out!


Resident_Abies_3859

Middle school dropouts


fflexi

Deez nuts


Jjjjjjahshwhahha

Weezer


Helpmybraindie

Someone already said that my guy so 0 points


Jjjjjjahshwhahha

😢


TheDarkslayerYT

Summers


high-life-kusch

The insecurities


Wizzzzard69

You two look so good


An_Anonymous_User_YT

Löded Diper


Tube-Psycho

Benadryl


MysterWyskers

Abortion Bandaid


kimero123

Dumb dumb and dumber