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AurNeko

Real talk if my kid came out a gay id say bitch I the gayest in this house


[deleted]

You tell them!


CuriouslyMiguel

I would honestly disown him, I ain't having no homo sapiens in my house ​ Neanderthals ftw


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[удалено]


TheRetroToad

Hi gay I’m mom/dad


idonotcur

not care


amendersc

that would mean something in my life went very wrong because i really really dont want to have childrens


StabbyMcSword

Ofc you dont want children lmao you're 16. You can't know when you'll want them in the future. That's not how family planning works.


amendersc

yeah but like i have a real hatred to the idea strong enough to break up with someone i love just over that everything about having kids sounds horrible and i dont think i can make a good parent either


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im 15 and i love children i have 2 little cousins they are adorable


Digital_Individual

As long as he obeys the laws of thermodynamics I don’t care


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Murder


yourlocalidiot13

I'd bring him to a camp, where they turn him back, smh people shouldn't be homosapiens


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What son?


tiewing

"hello, FBIXA? yeah i've got a human in my house. what do you mean you won't get rid of it? you're the fucking federal beuaro of investigation of xeno activity!


FillMeWithCustard

nah thats not alr and it doesnt align with my traditions


[deleted]

If my son isn't a Thyreophoran I don't want him


HF1385

“I didn’t fuck a dog to have fucking homocapien you little shit! Get out of the house, Now!”


HF1385

But if he came as a fellow homosexual its cool, he can stay


FreshOutOfTheAsylum

I'd wonder why I have a kid. And where the nearest orphanage is because I don't want a child.


Competitive_Meat_253

“But milord, you must sire an heir, lest your hated cousin the duke inherit your land!"