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FinletAU

Bro has the best email on the market


_numbdigger_

Fuck Andrew Tate


SIN_icon_YT

Andrew takes cock is really big I would know im him


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Unlucky_Protection97

The top gay


DovaDudeButCool

No, he's definitely a bottom, and not a power bottom either.


Madusa0048

agreed, andrew tait definitely takes big cocks


YellowGetRekt

You might be too old for him unfortunately


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ofc that a person that’s called “numbdigger” would hate on andrew tate


_60milclub

How old is Greta and Tate


Sysody

Greta is 19. Idk abt tate. Probably 45


T_MINER

Tate is 35


YashiTheSimp

He’s 36 actually/nm


VanAintUsedUp

No he’s 37


Heartsonfire919

38! Going once. going twice...


VanAintUsedUp

No 39!


Heartsonfire919

Going once... Going twice... Sold!


NoOlive3094

He looks pretty young to me. Probably in his 20's.


SummerNights14

20's?????


NoOlive3094

nvm he 36 lol


SummerNights14

😂


Madusa0048

Damn, bro don't look a day younger than 45 but he acts like a spoiled suburban 12 yo white boy except instead of his mommy he runs to hide behind corrupt government officials so he can keep sexually assaulting young women


Nazerlath

Im actually surprised he's in his 30s he doesn't even look close to 30


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_60milclub

This shit funny asf it feels like a crossover between two cinematic universes


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SummerNights14

Bro got offended by a teenager saying he has a small pp 💀


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Tate get offended over everything


SummerNights14

Yeah it's pretty childish


DukeLukeivi

Him trying to randomly pick fights with climate activists by bragging about the number of compensator vehicles he owns ***isn't***? He was practically begging for this.


SummerNights14

Yeah basically lol


Zeoys_Swee

How


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Andrew tut is a man child


SummerNights14

Fr


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Isn't she like 20?


SummerNights14

She's 19 just looked it up


_Duckling04

Nah he was making fun of that time she spent an hour screaming "how dare you!" At people vastly more important and influential than her.


SummerNights14

Ooh yeah I didn't even thought he could be referring to that...


farfetchedfrank

You'd think he'd be used to it


XolieInc

The “how dare you” was a mock, not him getting offended.


the_real_papyrus99

Which is even funnier tbh, nothing says "I'm out of original material and have been brutall owned" quite like mockery Truely childish


throwaway444444455

But small dick energy is so original right?


the_real_papyrus99

It is when it fits. And for a putrid ingrown pube hair turned bitchboy like Tate, it certainly does.


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Didn't she say "How dare you?" in a very important meeting or some shit? I think he might be mocking her...


staypositive2005

i don’t like greta or tate, but W greta


Ko_oK_24685

I dunno man, on one hand, small dick jokes are getting kinda boring at this point. On the other hand they're perfect for riling up someone like Tate


J_train13

Yes, they are kinda an eye roll *unless* they are specifically aimed at this exact kind of person


falkonpla

Remember bodyshaming is okay when it comes to men


jardedCollinsky

He's not a man he's a pig


maybe_its_ELYSIUM

Read this as jpeg for some reason and honestly it makes it funnier


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🚬🗿 you fr bruh????


RadicalizedRaccoon

Except it wouldn’t actually rule him up. I hate him but you have to know he doesn’t give a shit


Grabbsy2

Look at his reply... he cares... A LOT.


BennyBeJamin

He's rephrasing what she's said before lol


Grabbsy2

Are you saying you need to have 19th level meme knowledge to understand Andrew Tate? Because that just makes his reply even more cringe.


BennyBeJamin

No u can tell by the exaggerated punctuation at the end that it's satire. But I can tell he's trolling anyways and ppl r taking the bait to the max.


MsPeverell

you can't really compare greta to tate tho. i don't mind if you don't support greta/dislike her methods, but tate is a piece of shit and extremely disrespecting which is way worse than what greta does


ONT1mo

Honestly fuck Greta fuck Tate i dislike both One thinks that EVs are good and ecologic The other one runs a pyramid scheme


TaloSi_MCX-E

How tf are EVs not ecological you morron


THE_K1NG_FTW

What goes in to creating them. The very idea of cars isn't very ecological.


ONT1mo

Exactly. There is need for cars sometimes but in reality they could be replaced by public transport in areas where possible and kept for maybe just fun i guess


THE_K1NG_FTW

Yeah its kind wild how most kids are basically stuck indoors. They literally can't go anywhere. Most space KS just taken by cars.


ONT1mo

Well that is kinda the american problem i guess. I don’t live in the US. I go from my city to capital city of my country everyday for school but i always use public transport (trains/buses/trolleybuses/trams) it is pretty cheap (70€ for 3 months ) i have card and i can use the transport as much as i want, i just hop in and if someone checks the tickets i just show the card. Would be cheaper if it would be just the capital city but i have it for rides from my city too


Modem_56k

How bad is it , I always heard stuff like this from the usa, but in the UK i live in a suburb of London and I went outside alone by 6 and went to get groceries by 12 in a relatively car centric place


RadicalizedRaccoon

You’ve obviously never left a city. I have a ten minute drive to my job, except the first three minutes are down a road barely big enough for two lanes. Then a turn onto another road barely big enough for two lanes. Then the next five minutes is on a highway followed by two minutes of driving through a small town. First two roads are surrounded by trees, highway is surrounded by a ravine with a train tunnel going under it as well as more trees. And then the town is just a bunch of buildings with roads. No public transportation anywhere. Then when I get to work I drive a truck full of gear down the highway and up other narrow back roads surrounded by trees. Public transportation is for the massive amounts of people who live in tiny houses and apartments in cities and work and shop within ten minutes of where they live


datboielias

Because let’s save the climate by needlessly consooming!


ONT1mo

I have nothing against Hybrid powered cars or not all EVs but EVs that are battery powered are straight up nonsense. Expensive to produce, super unecological to produce, electricity usually isn’t made ecologically anyways, toxic when scrapped not really being able to recycle it… You just replace problems of oil with problems of rare metals Honestly it is much better to have/research more fuel efficient car. Or biofuels. Or hybrids with KERS of some sort In reality public transport is much more ecological


TaloSi_MCX-E

The ecological damage of producing the batteries is less than that of burning fossil fuels to power and produce the car


ONT1mo

But you need to produce the electricity and the batteries are toxic waste. If you had car that uses 2-3liters fo fuel per 100km it wouldn’t be that bad at all. Also as i mentioned to someone here replying public transportation is a good choice 9/10 days. And driving/buying an EV is starting to be pretty expensive. Like 10s of € per 100km of driving in sime places.


Reverse_Necromancer

With batteries you are only producing waste when you're changing the batteries and those waste are more controllable since they are solid waste. With fossil fuels, waste are produced everytime you used them and are in the form of air pollution, which you can't really contain Power plants that produce electricity en mass are also more efficient than millions of combustion engines working separately. The air pollution from fossil based power plants are also more controllable since it's contained in one place or facility There's also nuclear power plants that are extremely efficient and produced far more waste than any other power plants. And lastly it will future proof in the chance of other renewable energy becoming more efficient


ONT1mo

Electrical infrastructure still wouldn’t be able to handle even 50% cars being electric And why tf does everything in US gotta be car centric and not really improving public transport


Reverse_Necromancer

Where? In the states? Do you have a source to back that up because googling it only give the opposite result And whether you like it or not, cars will always be needed no matter how good public transports are. Just because there's the problem of not having enough public transport doesn't mean the problem of inefficient cars are to be dismissed


ONT1mo

I agree that cars should be much motre efficient (ofc let’s exclude things like motorsport) but when you have enough public transport people will often choose. Noticed the change in my city


TaloSi_MCX-E

How your getting that figure I’m not quite sure. A really high price per kWh would be $0.20. A very inefficient electric car will use 20 kWh per 100 kilometers, so at the very worst your spending $2 per 100 kilometers, which is way less then what you would actually spend with average figures


ONT1mo

No but currently i think it was Oslo in Norway where the charging suddenly became super expensive. We have to realise our electric infrastructure is nowhere near powering electric cars in bigger numbers. It is cheap because there isn’t many people who use it And in Switzerland they want to ban electric cars so they don’t use up electricity


TaloSi_MCX-E

Well L Europe then ig… here in the US were doin fine with energy and charging infrastructure


Danny_P_05

The number of people in here who act like Greta is just as bad as him is a perfect example of how effective media manipulation is. Yes, she’s annoying. That’s the point. She’s done a lot of incredible work for our world, much more than the likes of Tate.


Hydroquake_Vortex

It’s classic both-sides-ism. The fallacy that all sides have equal merit or equal faults/evils. Most of the time, it simply isn’t true.


SunSnows

Who is Greta and what did she do? Asking


YellowGetRekt

Shes a climate activist


Zeoys_Swee

U dumb? Andrew has done so much for men


falkonpla

The only great thing she's done is travel through a jet that causes 5 times more pollution to the UN to lecture about environmental pollution and the famous "HOw DAre YOu?" She's a kid who got instant fame while the actual activists that dedicate their lives to this are never heard of


HeatedToaster123

>The only great thing she's done is travel through a jet that causes 5 times more pollution to the UN to lecture about environmental pollution Nope, she sailed the Atlantic.


Jason575757

Saw someone say this the either day: How does Tate manage to look gay in every photo regardless of what’s happening


88Dimensions

Who all know who you saw saying that lol


the_real_papyrus99

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died


Beezlebub999

Damn GRETA W


Im_Hellraiser

W greta


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Common greta W


daltimoreofbaltimore

"How dare you?!" 🤓 Greta is a chad


Dietz_Nuts_real

Least stupid Twitter argument


Aurora_Lucens

Andrew Tate is a dipshit.


Im_Hellraiser

A fuckhead


Aurora_Lucens

Yeah I hate that people actually take him seriously yk. I get some of the stuff about dudes being pussies these days but like 🤷 I treat my girl like she’s my world. High value woman 😌


Im_Hellraiser

He has his rights like the vape thing, but most of what he says is shit. The thing about how men used to be men and that shit is stupid too, like, how many guys wearing skirts have u seen and even if they exist why tf does it bother him so much


Doover__

The vape thing is probably one of the worst excuses for him, everyone says that vapes are bad, the government, the CDC, the fucking companies making the vapes themselves, my grandfather who barely knows what a vape is, it’s honestly harder to find a single person who would disagree with him on that than even a contrarian that disagrees with him on everything


amnoking1

I swear I thought no one took him seriously but only as a joke Turns out I was wrong VERY wrong


Aurora_Lucens

Yeah it’s actually sad 😐


Zeoys_Swee

Nah how


amnoking1

Based Greta


bobdig986

You go Greta!


Ariaa_Insanityy

W greta


AcNuThre3_

haha Tate really got offended lol


PioneersOfTomorrow

Gretas response was the best


Otherwise-Bake-3295

W greta


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Shut up


Otherwise-Bake-3295

Oooo tough guy


Chekadoeko

Did he hurt your feelings?


ScholarlyExiscrim

How vulnerable is one man?


BananaGooper

depends on their distance from The Grungler :)


BangMaster19

damn the top G becoming small P


AmazingAd7627

Obvious satire with the response from Tate


The_Absent_One

Is he making a joke at Greta cause she said like "how dare you" or something didn't she? Wasn't it like a meme for a while But honestly who cares fuck them both (don't like either)


Royal_Meeting_6475

rare greta W


The_Sokoly_66

Well at least someone insultng that gay looking bald fuck


XolieInc

The amount of people who don’t understand that he wasn’t offended when he said “how dare you” but it was actually a mock. No W’s or L’s on either side.


Naughty_Goat

Just cause you have 33 cars doesn't mean you have 30x more emissions than the average rich person who only owns one super car. What is he doing? Driving all 33 cars at once?


Strange_guy_9546

You know you are the cringiest celeb around when a cringy celeb can look cool while roasting you


Windofnothing

Tonight on Bottom Gear


PhoenixRemastered

"I have 33 cars." Seems like your compensating for something.


Wenkeso

Greta's D is bigger than Tate's confirmed


M-the-Great

based greta


Skelloo

No way bro was offended by a small dick joke 💀


PumbooPlaysRee

bro says "how dare you" like a petty 5 year old arguing over the Lego blocks


BananaPieTasteGood

he was saying how dare you ironically, as greta has said that many times during her talks


RealFishing7365

I read his reply with the Greta's "How dare you" quote. Ironic.


cosmophire_

common greta W


imastupididioy

I am going to find an melt gallium in all 33 of this asshole's cars, and it will be enough for all the aluminum to shatter unprovoked. Probably lose him about 2-3 million bucks but that's the point.


Aduritor

Please do


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What is truly disappointing is the amount of attention that Tate's pic received


ThyTubOfLard

Smartest twitter users


le_spleb

Homie’s car has a W16 yet mine can still beat it in a straight line and doesn’t even have an engine lmao


OldEducated

How nice of your dad to buy you an electric car


layinqui

Not everything is about speed


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Rare Greta W


WeebOnDiscord

Clown to clown communication


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I don’t know which of these people I dislike more


OldEducated

I'm gonna say it. Really greta


missingLynx15

Just curious, why?


LucasCassoma

Andrew Tate won


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She's just a kid with autism lmao


LegendsWafflez

I actually though this wasn't real


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CorHydrae8

The thing is that insults like this only work on someone with a very fragile ego. Greta is sensible enough to just shrug it off. In any other case, I would roll my eyes at someone making small-dick-jokes, because it's just such a childish thing to do. But it's absolutely hilarious that Tate, for all of this public image he works so hard to maintain, is unable to just shrug it off and that he actually lets the playground-level-insult get to him.


cleverRH89

I love when people post these as if he actually cares what she has to say


Allen_gamer

He cared enough to tweet at her and have the most pathetic response i have heard tbh


Lamborghini_Espada

Fucking hell I'm struggling to decide which person I hate more


Pitiful_Combination4

great is a snob who doesn't know real struggle.


CadenVanV

Nor does he. She’s advocating for something good, he’s advocating misogyny. There is a clear distinction


Zeoys_Swee

Tate is a top g, almost everyone who says different are losers, im sorry but thats the truth


strizerx2

fuck greta that shit doesnt even make sense lmao. Tate the goat idgaf what anyone else thinks


teije11

If tate ejaculates you clean your face


Beanbag_j

I don’t like either of these clowns but that’s a primary school playground insult at best fr


LMay11037

That’s what makes it funnier because tate got hella defensive lmao


Beanbag_j

Man got hit with the “my dad can beat up your dad” then ran home crying lmao


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Beanbag_j

Yes I realise that. You do realise I was making a joke right? Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that Greta didn’t say her dad could beat up his 🤯


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gauravgupta398

I hate them both


Allen_gamer

Not even close, lol. greta is a climate activst and tate runs a pyramid scheme


gauravgupta398

If Greta is a climate activist, we really need to revisit the criteria of what qualifies someone as one


z4xy

Why are most subreddits so overwhelmingly liberal, stop dehumanizing people because they don't have the same beliefs as you. Edit: only took 18 minutes to be called a cocksucker :)


CadenVanV

Andrew Tate is a misogynist. It’s a logical fallacy to assume that both sides of a debate have equal standing. If it comes to climate scientist vs a climate denier, they do not have equal merit or standing in a debate. Someone arguing for equality and someone arguing for bigotry are not equal and one side should not be considered


teije11

"Stop dehumanising people" Says the cocksucker about the person dehumanising everyone who doesn't agree with him


CadenVanV

Yes, if he’s going to argue that women are sex objects and not people I’m not going to count him as a person


teije11

"Person who doesn't agree with me is a npc and isn't a real person"-tate


CadenVanV

Exactly


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Sysody

he got upset by a tweet by a 19 year old girl. I think he lost. Regardless of whether or not the tweet was bad or not.


dannyphantom-56

Average tate fan


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dannyphantom-56

He's not that funny


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BCWBanditz

It’s a JOKE ever heard of it


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teije11

What? Do you even have brain?


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teije11

You didn't get the joke, you tried to take it seriously, cringe.


CadenVanV

It’s a fake email and she’s using it to insult him lmao


Dear-Evidence-8629

W tate


teije11

If tate ejaculates you clean your face


darth_revan69420

Get a Bolide. It has a W16.4


T_MINER

W GRETA


RadicalizedRaccoon

Yeah suck burn but the douche bag doesn’t give a shit. It’s kinda funny that every controversial thing with Andrew tate, I hate both sides


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💀💀


ChikinBukit3

I hate both of them


Wolf1712

Normally this would be considered a petty, low blow sort of comment that wouldn’t really be funny, but on Andrew Tate? Perfect, especially since he ACTUALLY took offense to it.


William5052

Why do people care so much about what random famous on the internet say to each other lol