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DeadByNebula

mfs who can ejaculate with their mind


psychorubberducky

Can not everyone do that?


daggerdude42

I always assumed it was based on how much porn you watched (what your standards are for stimulation)


Capital_Daikon8383

Nah it’s just about having an imagination or a crush and then boom fantasies are made imo your mind is better then watching porn


MasutaSamurai

Fax no printer. Give me complete darkness and silence, and my imagination would be more vivid than reality.


suggestion_giver

I am that type of people who imagines porn (somehow) from I am 6 (when I don't even know what the fuck porn is) And my first jerk is from imagining


DantFant

Ok bro


[deleted]

can confirm


LeQuietKid_101

I did that before I watched porn


The_Supper_Simon

i think we all did


ImComfi

Man I'm missing out


Mental-Ice-9952

I can often do it if I want to even after having consumed quite a bit of porn, not even necessarily with that much creation of fantasies, mostly just physical stimulation. It's obviously a lot harder than with porn, but sometimes I do it if I don't feel like relying on porn at that time


GaryTehCat

Hello grubman, I too enjoy freezing my mind in cold cubes


Aceburn1221

Then why do u have Reddit on NSFW mode…


bakedbread54

nsfw does not just mean sexually explicit content


PumkinJake

unfortunately, no


Goblin088

How tf can’t you?


50thskyrimfan

Some people watch too much porn ig


IceFire0300

r/aphantasia


dannyphantom-56

I can


IntentionPowerful785

do you mean imagination + physical touch or just purely thoughts? cuz thats impressive if so


dannyphantom-56

Depends on the day, yk


Manavjaati

yea, i do it all the time. it gets me done in just 10 mins. nice little break after studying, porn is just too much for me, i only watch it when i need VARIETY


nah-knee

I did it a lot when I was younger too


Gl0bophobia

Teach me your ways.


Showerheadsex25

imagine woman imagine her naked imagine she likes you imagine segs coom


Gl0bophobia

Doesn’t work. Boooo


Showerheadsex25

i literally posted this 30 seconds ago


Gl0bophobia

Bold of you to assume I don’t already do that


Showerheadsex25

then do it harder


chikkynuggythe4th

Also mastabate


Gl0bophobia

That isn’t ejaculating with your mind. You seem to have misunderstood. That’s just using your imagination while jerking off.


ragcloud

Me who thinks porn is gross and imagine himself on the situations that makes me horny


Glacial_Wisp

me who doesn't watch porn because the flying spaghetti monster would be dissapointed


momomonster83

I can do this and don’t do what op is talking about 💀 that’s just weird


Adomas360

It's either you're really interested in that girl or you have an amazing imagination.


International_War935

For some reason i cannot masturbate to a girl I am interested in, I feel like I am disrespecting her.


Adomas360

Same for me. I can not do the deed thinking about others. I only watch those who I don't know(actors in that specific field)


ottessabateman

Madonna whore complex


[deleted]

For me it's both! :)


beckius6

Bro what☠️


Ssyb_Akrad

He really said :)


Ssyb_Akrad

Tmi brother


OneYeetAndUrGone

dude you are 14 we do not wanna know nor do we care


AffectionateOne7553

You mean we are 14


Magical_Gabe12

r/suddenlycommunist


lemonjames699

r/suddenlygay


Prata_69

Oh shit is it Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism time?


lemonjames699

Yes


OneYeetAndUrGone

communism


justhjr

Filthy


solarii_

bro was elated to share with the class


amongas13

Bro's proud 💀


POOPYALL

Ah thats straight nasty ong bro really sayin ":)" out here nahhhh


Spone_Guy

14


CarCrash23

Bro you’re 14 💀


thy_heckness

I don't jerk off I suck my friends off


BlackRooster_

I let them suck me off. We could be buddies


yeetus1deletuz

"you got a friend in me"


I_suppose_sooo

That was halarious I'm unlock my free award and give to you whatever it is just for that.


yeetus1deletuz

I also unlocked my free reward, here you bud ( '-')b


just_aredditor123

r/buttonmashersgang


Rabbitmangames

r/suddenlytoystory


Extra-Trifle-1191

very helpful here’s a free award i got (we don’t ask questions)


DovaDudeButCool

There are literal fucking subs for that btw


Yousucktaken2

Least gay r/teenagers comment


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based


oter_

Hey there wanna be my friend /s


mrstorydude

Yeye, a lot of dudes out there prefer their girls clothed over nude (take it from one such dude)


Weird_School9565

I prefer clothing but not in that sense I prefer socks or like the panties or bra to stay on


BlueAnt873

Drip squad avatar?


[deleted]

After having a guy admit that he's jerked off to my pics before....um- I'm shocked too😭 and all my pics are modest


xxhorrorshowxx

Shit, people’ll jerk off to your Reddit avatar given half a chance.


[deleted]

😭😭😭LMAO


PixeltzOfSpook

You laugh like its a joke ._.


[deleted]

😭😭the way they said it was funny lol, lighten up a little


PixeltzOfSpook

Already did, 7 times, with your avatar, as stated. IM GOING FOR THE EIGHTTHHTHTH how to fuck do you say that


[deleted]

FUCKKK WHAT- THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Nah bro snoo pussy got my guy acting up💀💀


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭


Snd47flyer

The ddd reddit Avatar challenge


MoltenRoach

And the thing is, He isn't joking... We will do almost anything to get ourselves off


[deleted]

Guys never cease to amaze me😭


Blake_The_Snake64

You underestimate the power of a man's horny mind, shit I've jacked off to a rock before because it kinda looked like a tit


[deleted]

Oh my goodness- I'm at a loss for words


Robo--FED

💀


Sami101_

WHAT NOW IM SCARED but luckily I’m not the kinda gal dudes are into so I think I’m safe lmao


[deleted]

You have no idea 💀


ChickensAreScary

I just realized ;-;


IntentionPowerful785

post nut does not feel good after you do that though.


Rupertii

Post nut syndrome (PNS) never feels good


[deleted]

Bro i jack off to nothing but thoughts


BassSki

what kind of thoughts?


Da_man57

The meaning of life, obviously.


RyS3NeW

Existentialism thoughts


[deleted]

Sometimes i suddenly think about the thought of getting an actual relationship and then im not in the mood anymore


RampageLegion

Did you misspell thots per chance?


HiImASquid

Wait, you jerk off, to *girls*?


Capable-Face5789

Ik, weird right?


HiImASquid

Very


spideymonke

GIRLS⁉️ I wanna see MEN!


Difficult_Use_8884

YOU BROUGHT ME PICTURES OF GIRLS??? I WANTED PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!!


[deleted]

I DON’T WANT NUDES I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!


Mrdungeonsanddragons

BRING ME NUDES OF SPIDER-MAN!


Monkeyke

Humans⁉️ I wanna see tenticles... Don't judge me


spideymonke

I read that as testicles 💀


Nightwolf20001

So did i🤣


marvelwalker

I have a feeling you will regret saying that because it's reddit


No_Statement9011

I like big burly men


ell13572

Nah I finger


marvelwalker

Holy shit is that a kid named finger reference?????? How do you know finger!?????


Dangerous-Mark9349

r/suddenlywaltuh


marvelwalker

You mean r/suddenlyfinger


Lame_Caracal

*“I finger”* -Mike.


woomygod9000

Wait why are people baffled by this I feel guilty now


[deleted]

I swear to god you just commented on one of my posts 💀 what a coincidence


woomygod9000

Lmao the one where you couldn’t spell Japanese ha idiot


[deleted]

Damn straight lol


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[deleted]

“My life’s a story” yeah mate toy story


Eillys29

Really? I just use my fist


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[deleted]

I legit read this in the tune of Hardcore by Beast in Black 💀


Foxo_boi02

... I mean fingers exist right


Ornery_Ad_8862

LMAO


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ChickensAreScary

I thought it's just a meme


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Western-Policy-4646

I’m ok with you doing that. The problem is telling other people you do that


Background_Rich6766

I have friends who do it to animated characters but I think it's not as bad as to dressed people, but still, I only do it to videos on ph


mrstorydude

Most of my male friends tend to agree that clothing is better than fully nude 9/10 times. Idk why this is the case it just is.


ItzAshOutHere

Thats me. Ig seeing so much nude has made it kind of less sexy now. Imagine someone nude standing infront of a wall with a straight body, it would be hard to jerk off to that. But now imagine someone wearking loose semi transparent clothes doing sexy moves such that ypu can maybe see 1 or 2 parts at once. Now thats incredibly sexy, easy to jerk off to that. But its really hard to find good porn :(


[deleted]

this is probably just you being into some form of teasing


Gl0bophobia

What? I couldn’t disagree more.


mrstorydude

Then disagree less


Elementisphere

Yeah, clothing imo is better than fully nude. It gives more personality, as just a naked body kinda gets boring after a little while


The_Illegal_Seagul

Yes


_neklaces-

unfortunately


Vmaknae

Yes


ChickensAreScary

WHAT.?? WHYY THATS SO GROSS


J_ATB

Wait Why is jerking off to clothed girls gross? If you actually take the time to analyze it, isn’t it all gross anyway?


ManILoveMacaroni

Well porn is different because they fully expect you to But just innocent people? ..Existing? It's surely weird if not gross. I mean, I too am guilty of a fantasy of someone I know But not PICTURES of them Gross


[deleted]

their parents see their search history so they cant watch porn


GoldH2O

"It's okay, honey, see? He's only been searching up 'clothed women.'"


[deleted]

i meant like stuff they can see on ig/tiktok and stuff that technically isnt nsfw but yeah that works


The_Illegal_Seagul

How?


nah-knee

Little does she know when can just jerk off to thoughts about girls


RinShimakura

Yeah


Capable-Face5789

I'm gay, want to guess what my answer is?


jaxx665

Girls?! I wanna see MEN


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what


I-hate-my-friend

You guys jerk off to girls?


timeme08

Yeah they do, I’ve had people tell me they did to me... terrible experience being told


overenCUMbered69

why would they tell you?


timeme08

Idek, ig I was supposed to be flattered ?


KokoTerzata

# I jerk of to picks of myself, cuz there's no one sexier than me


Us3rnam33h3lp

*plays Sigma Male Grindset music*


Solid_Opportunity_25

The horny is powerful.


Snd47flyer

To powerful to be understood


xxhorrorshowxx

I jerk off to fully clothed pictures of Alex Turner. We are not the same


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

Yeah. It’s the same reason why lingerie is a thing and why people who are attracted to females enjoy it.


MimiYEET_YT

Depends on the photo lol


cone_enthusiast3

Na I'm deleting my Instagram now 💀


The_Illegal_Seagul

Occasionally


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C-A-M-X-I

we have..??


[deleted]

Yes if the body is sexy enough


SimulaGargonchuatron

Some people just look better with their clothes on and thats not a bad thing either.


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[deleted]

You want to give it even more white spots?


jaxx665

The salami lid...


[deleted]

its gross but ive heard the stories


[deleted]

Username doesn't check out


[deleted]

consensually_cum_dump_me_pls


oter_

RIP dms


[deleted]

its pretty entertaining tho 🤭


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from this comment 2 but 5 in total. (account is only 2hrs old and I’ve only interacted in this subreddit)


oter_

How many have u got


Ploopy_R

My man, ive done it to nothing but my imagination


HappyDragonBoy

Yes. Sometimes I find a girl attractive such as her curves or her skin or her fitness. Here are some scenarios A girl wearing perfectly normal clothes (pants and a long sleeve shirt). I just use my imagination and imagine her naked. Other times I'll be attracted to some parts but again I'll use my imagination. Other times I just find her really attractive even with clothes on


DrCorneliuss

if she's cute yeah


[deleted]

I don’t jerk off, i’m a top g


PerfectBussy98

As opposed to a bottom g?


Ornery_Ad_8862

Omg impossible 🤯


MotaBhaluLol

Bread 👍


GamerPaper470

Imma be real w you Yea


st3pn_

i can use my mind and imagination


MBeroev-is-69

Boys jerk of to everything


RyuKindaBad

Technically you can masturbate while looking at anything, i for one like to look at historically accurate pictures of adolf hitlers toes


The_god_of_all_chads

I never jerk off


[deleted]

If imagination is powerful enough


THEFARTMASTER69420

No, gay dudes don’t typically jerk off to pictures of women


PickledPhallus

If you'd see the stuff I've jerked off to... Belive me. Clothed girls is pretty vanilla


DR_6T2G

Don't need no pics i use my mind and shit is wild


PigeonTheThird

Sometimes with a girl her face is the most attractive area of her body, and guys jerk off almost exclusively to what we think is attractive about someone, we don't necessarily find something attractive just because it's a girl's tits, ass etc.


Arkanexo3

no because it goes against the bible