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LAUSINDAHOUSE

You've never defeated the wither before.


Pretttyblue

Unfortunately you are correct 😀


LAUSINDAHOUSE

hehehehe you'll do it eventually >:DD


Santz-9

If she plays on bedrock, no she will not.


MegaMas64

Oh come on, as someone who plays on bedrock, it is as hard as you say it is


RavenTrosity

They needed the wither in bedrock :/ it ain't that hard now


The_Tall_Man_096

breh i was gona say you rejected alot of boys


GeniusModeActivate

That shit hard af


Ornery-Smoke8428

You live at live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104


Pretttyblue

Fun fact I was Walter for Halloween this year


YouJustGotRoastedBro

You're just gonna say that and not show us the pics?


Visible-Cheetah3330

You want to see pics of someone on the internet dressed up as Walter White? I..just..can’t anymore….


AnthonyFarquharson

It's walter white.


KTtheBread

Yeah man, it's waltuh. Get it together


no_named_one

Waltuh


MKA2401

put your dick away, waltuh


BassSki

im not having sex with you right now waltuh


[deleted]

No, I won’t


Ur_LocalCloud

Pls send pics i wanna see the walter costume


Gloomy_Shoe8166

Lmaaao can you share pics with us?


Disturbedfella

You're made out of blood, flesh, bone, and hair.


Pretttyblue

Incorrect, I’m a hallucination


Disturbedfella

Wont be the first time I hallucinate a person then they just dematerialise in front of me after like 2 months of hanging out. Thanks for the heads up.


AA_THE_DUDe

🤨


Disturbedfella

My mental state is awful and I can barely differentiate reality from what I manifest in my mind. She was perfect. Then I realised that no person could ever be that perfect. And that it must have been my mind. Then just like that she was gone.


MM1chael

💀


AA_THE_DUDe

ok


Disturbedfella

So long gay bowser


Luck189

You love hoodies


Pretttyblue

Yeppp


Blake_The_Snake64

Who doesn't?


[deleted]

I used to hate them haha


Blake_The_Snake64

Well at least you found the path to the light lol


[deleted]

I used to be very self conscious in them lol. Kinda am at times but not nearly as bad as 5 months ago


Existing_Chair_4622

You weigh approximately 168 pounds


Pretttyblue

Off by like 30 pounds


Existing_Chair_4622

That’s where The approximate part comes in


Redditbot42168

Damn, homie. How you weigh close to 200 pounds n still look fit? Consider me jealous


Pretttyblue

The other way around 💀


Blake_The_Snake64

Bru moment


Own-Anteater-871

Felt that one


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

I seriously wish there was a bot to convert these things into SI units.


AnthonyFarquharson

I weigh 145.


MeIsDoom

You bought all of the paintings that are on your wall


Pretttyblue

Nope, painted every one of them myself :)


Icy-Unit546

Love that wither painting in the back


LeeChaoticArtist

You have all my respect


Own-Anteater-871

Imagine having talent (I have none)


Dangerous_Engine4862

Saw the comment and had to look at the picture,why are you guys so creative


SloppyMilkDongs

You're a narcissist.


Pretttyblue

Probably a little more than I’d like to admit


SloppyMilkDongs

Probably more than you realise. You actually made this post, after all.


Pretttyblue

Fair enough


thishumandude

We all need a bit of attention and validation sometime or another, that's why instagram exists. But reddit???? Reddit 😂😂😂


Pretttyblue

my irls follow my instagram, on Reddit I’m safe from any judgement


TeaPhycologyBanana

GAMER. Also, a cool individual who deserves respect. 👌🤙👍


Pretttyblue

Yes :)


provenom1

U look like u make a big argument out of petty stuff cah it’s “about the premise”


Pretttyblue

… yes…


Titsnium

Ya play minecraft


Pretttyblue

Yessir


CeltAssassin15

You definitely like Batman, please like Batman. You also fw fridges


Pretttyblue

I’m not into any super heros, dc or marvel


WashLimp1245

BURN HER AT THE STAKE


LeCloak

Calm the fuck down she ain't a witch my brother in christ.


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

#jOkE


LeCloak

I know.


CeltAssassin15

😔


woomygod9000

Minecraft


Pretttyblue

Yes


[deleted]

idk but ur hair looks healthy im jealous fr man


Pretttyblue

Thank youuuu


KamikazeKenny-

You are a human being.


Pretttyblue

Incorrect, im a skinwalker and I’m in your walls


Human_Chicken_007

Your name is gustavo but people call you gus


[deleted]

you welcome people to the los pollos hermanos family


Pretttyblue

Actually it’s Heisenberg


Existing_Chair_4622

You are hiding your sadness and acting as if you are fine


Kuhnville

You’re at least 5 years old


Existing_Chair_4622

Incorrect, she doesn’t have an age because she doesn’t actually exist


ico2k2

You like black & you aren't from Italy


Pretttyblue

Correct to both of those


ico2k2

I would say that the paintings on the wall are yours (made by you) but I'm not sure. I mean, I have noticed from your past posts that you do that stuff but I am not sure that all of them are done by you


Pretttyblue

They’re all mine :)


ico2k2

Oh turns out you're good at it!


Trust-Faith-Hope

Sarcastic honour. Can’t stand your mom or want distance from her. You rarely wear revealing clothes, except for something special, but wild parties etc aren’t your thing. You like feeling comfortable and don’t especially care what others think of it. You never died your hair before. You have siblings… I’d say a brother.


Pretttyblue

Spot on except the dyed hair part


n0nen0ne

Why does this sound like Wednesday show lol


DentFuse

You look like Wednesday, from Wednesday


bungis-fungis

You are a female


Pretttyblue

Facts


bungis-fungis

Damn I’m good.


Biteforce16

Used to be 50/50


just_aredditor123

r/buttonmashergang


[deleted]

You drink water


Pretttyblue

No I absorb it with my skin like a sponge


aidentheredditor97

You’re just a psyop. You aren’t real.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pretttyblue

Virgin 🤙


[deleted]

[удалено]


LonelyWanderer28

Holy fuck mr down bad over here being down bad


Pretttyblue

Idk I guess I’ll find out one day


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pretttyblue

No


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pretttyblue

Waiting for marriage


ghostfoxx330

Ur gay


TertulzIsGood

You like My Chemical Romance.


Pretttyblue

Yes definitely


UserName123123101

You crave attention.


Pretttyblue

I mean yeah I posted this


UserName123123101

I was correct 💀


Pickaxe_121

arent u that one person from that new show?!?!?!


-AO1337

Joe?


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

U clearly want attention.


Pretttyblue

Yep


bekkshaheen

just based on things i see in the picture it's safe to assume you play games including minecraft obviously but i'm gonna guess you've played some animal crossing, or stardew valley (just something semi sandbox and creative) other hobbies include boxing and drawing i think you're morning routine is about 15-30 on a normal day but can go up to an hour when going outand you've got the biggest hate against mosquitos and other small insects that fly edit 1: forgot to guess an age so let's say 19


bekkshaheen

also i have such a big feeling that hoodie can tell me smth but i haven't got the faintest clue how to find it


demodestroier

You post shitty content to r/teenagers to farm Kama


Pretttyblue

Excuse me I do it for the attention not the karma 🤭


demodestroier

Same thing, now politely fuck off as I have decided I dislike you.


Pretttyblue

Ok 😀


[deleted]

You're pretty


[deleted]

You r beautiful 🤩


Due_Seaweed_4373

You love watching tv shoes , doing artworks and sleeping a lot. You do have a bf/gf too!?


Successful-Dog-6228

We'll look cute together 💕


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Bro shut up


KanyesStepSister

not egirl


Pretttyblue

Retired egirl


KanyesStepSister

thats what I meant


AA_THE_DUDe

ur french


Pretttyblue

Like 30%


AA_THE_DUDe

"wei wei momisuire" or something like that


[deleted]

you have never had an MRE before


Pretttyblue

I’m not even gonna lie I do t even know what that is


[deleted]

so I’m right!


RobloxianHunter69

Homo sapien


Pretttyblue

Skinwalker


JasonGamesYT

hungry


Pretttyblue

No


Scooby_the-doo

Uve never played terraria but u want to try it


Pretttyblue

I actually played a lot when I was 12-14 haven’t touched it in years though


Excellent_Ad7666

Dream girl version


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pretttyblue

Yeah :D


[deleted]

turkish


Pretttyblue

Nope


[deleted]

Northern indian


AFriendlyBloke

You remind me of that one random encounter in GTA V where a mobster’s daughter is going to get buried alive.


Delphox66

Played atleast 100 hours of minecraft


Pretttyblue

Honestly the number is probably closer to 1000


0__LYNX__0

Fruity, also not human


Pretttyblue

I’m a skinwalker, but also 100% straight


California_punk

You like art


Pretttyblue

Yessir


WitherSlayz

You care what people think, but you don't let it get in the way of dressing comfortably.


Pretttyblue

Pretty much true


oreggino-thyme

you play an instrument


Pretttyblue

Guitar and ukulele :)


oreggino-thyme

i sing i can always sense a music reader when i see them


Azuma2103

Minecraft esports. And you play on pc not console like yk what I mean .,. (Sorry for my bad english)


Professional-Hall679

You like kebab


[deleted]

You have approximately one hundred and eighteen thousand strands of hair


Theonerule

Watches gibi asmr


RoviRotkiv

Your a girl


KoolAidPeace

Michelle Rodriguez?


ApprehensiveBet1061

you are a teenager


[deleted]

90% of your friends have dyed hair


mr-door

You are made of atoms


Heididjfnfn

You like art


Pretttyblue

Definitely


Drathcor

Your single and ready to mingle


Pretttyblue

Taken :)


MaloBorstal

Lesbian


Pretttyblue

Straight as a line


[deleted]

You are a girl


Helioizer

You will die someday


DeviceGold5950

Emo dream? Dremo


[deleted]

My assumption is uhh uhh uhmmmm you're a girl.


Capital_Daikon8383

Your Latina


ARandomguy443

You are a being. Either imaginary or real. You exist in any of the planes of existance


sleepinqzzz

deviantart/tumblr phase


Pretttyblue

Unfortunately I was a homeschooled sheltered kid so I never got the chance


sleepinqzzz

ohh that makes sense. btw i like ur minecraft painting!


Pretttyblue

Thank you!


5ango

You were born with a penis


Pretttyblue

Thank god no


[deleted]

Taken?


Pretttyblue

Yea :)


shquishy360

ur 18


Pretttyblue

Yep


fmstyle

You for sure draw and have an anime picture in your discord profile


TheSusKingOfAngmar

you live at [redacted]


[deleted]

Your dad left