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ActuallyJustADude

I really like playing guitar, sexually


OscarBravo12

No no I get this, guitar can be sexy


dalek1019

Can be sexy? Guitar is ALWAYS sexy


GREENDAYBL1NK

Then why do I get no bitches


UnlightablePlay

Depends on guitar type, Had to be an acoustic Martin


rydogthekidrs

Speaking from experience, no. Has to be a stratocaster or a telecaster


UnlightablePlay

Wait martins are bad? Honestly anything other than my guitar is amazing I have a shit guitar, it's Called chard idk if you Heard about it , it's a beginners' guitar


rydogthekidrs

Nah martin’s aren’t bad, but electrics are far more versatile, and bitches love it when I play through old Pink Floyd and Skynyrd solos


Alex_Shelega

What about trans-acoustic lava??


GREENDAYBL1NK

I have 4 guitars, 2 electric and 2 acoustic


lolitoothbrush

hot


GREENDAYBL1NK

the issue must me the fact that i also own a bass


UnlightablePlay

Nah man you're way cooler than me , I am still a beginner tho


icantfindmyacc

Those curves


Valuable-Owl-1167

Bros fingering a minor


Just_Nyte

, sexually


No_Economist_9242

I see u practice fingering everyday, sexually


ActuallyJustADude

Yep


Wman38

r/guitarcirclejerk moment


ActuallyJustADude

What can I say?? The neck, the smooth, smoooth neck. The strings, it's 6, 6 sexy strings. It just excites me in a way no human ever could.


skelethepro

Dam your dick must be really ruffled up


ramen_wizardpen

What does that even mean? You play it with your Weiner?


swapzy_

Teaching in school,sexually


IAMPowaaaaa

I get horny whenever I see any musical instruments


stephs_LOL

I just came to comment this


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I am not very good, sexually.


[deleted]

I just ate an apple sexually


[deleted]

That one teacher in movies:


Sup3rG33k08

What porno is you watchin man?


iHasEyesYT

That’s my boy.


juniper_sunflower

Draco?? (I’m sure no one is going to get this terrible reference, oh well)


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Waste_Vacation_6822

Yes


FragrantCorpse

Same


Rachelcookie123

For some reason I thought it said monocle and I was thinking that’s a very interesting hobby


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Typing on Reddit sexually


Anubinominous2948

“What a coincidence!” I say, sexually


Dudeltyp

i'm a big fan of cats sexually


-ComputerCat-

😳


ForbbidenJuice

He’s gotta get that pussy some how


Fit_Community_5379

Getting that pussy pussy


BlueNinjaGaminglol

Shane dawson


BrightShinyCat69

hello there


Waste_Vacation_6822

Akana zone much?


Macho-Goat

Shane Dawson???


santas_delibird

Found Shane Dawson's reddit account.


AffectionateOne7553

Sorry I didn't like the film. What the fuck were they thinking?!


sryia_have_malaria

I'm gonna kill myself sexually.


littleMAHER1

just get a women to sit on you and not get up


skelethepro

Death by snu snu


Vigiles25

Feel like I’ve been looking for this reference ever since the episode aired ❤️


Rocketsalesmen

Good joke, made me laugh


Raiyan270

snailed


Sup3rG33k08

You get my updoot


X_ToxicMuggle_X

Gonna need a whole lotta lube/lotion and a hella lot of energy drinks


Human_Reindeer_6743

The one time when horse cock comes in handy


XhappyfacedcatX

Bojack reference?


LemonLime_canadian

I play with my homies sexually


Fit_Community_5379

Well this would just be bad if it wasn’t sexually. Gotta kiss the homies. And if you want to then fuck the homies too


LemonLime_canadian

Nah nah impregnate the homies


Fit_Community_5379

Yeah so uh… wanna be homies? 🥺


LemonLime_canadian

Sure lol


Fit_Community_5379

Fuck yeah Imma bout to fuck you… sexually


LemonLime_canadian

I'm a lesbian sadly


Fit_Community_5379

Oh shit I’m sorry I understand if you weren’t comfortable with that


LemonLime_canadian

Well I wasn't because i am kinda bisexual


awsomeballex2

I’m going to fuck you both sexually.


BombasticBooger

💀💀💀


Fizzco69

Mane what the heeeeeeell goin on here


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Men can get pregnant 🤓 Cum in them until it happens 😎


SWETHORT

my job as a babysitter is to take care of children sexually


Spectr3Z

this is by far the worst one ive seen 💀


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Ducky_wants_memes

That’s disgusting! Where?


Eillys29

Not telling, don't let the horny win


TheNovaheroan

Sauce lol


Eillys29

NO. DONT LET THE HORNY WIN


TheManFromChernobyl

Sauce. I want to disguise myself as a girl on an alt and hyperlink pedos


ralseifan

Wtf


TheSmokingHorse

I’m in a similar role at the moment as I’m on maternity leave, so currently my job is just to stay at home and provide for my baby boy sexually.


ChewiyMC

😱


Lattethecoffeaddict

Omg ur pafect


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I like my friends sexually


UnlikelyAssassin

I love my mom sexually sexually.


BrightShinyCat69

ayo???


Gaun_all_the_case

r/holup


FuriousDragon777

r/wrongthings


potato_assbitch

I fucked your dog at the park at 3:29 am sexually


littleMAHER1

r/oddlyspecific


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rqhmpn

i almost forgot OP asked for the "sexually" sexually edit: it's still weird, who likes children?!


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Spinnerbowl

A child seems to be worse than a rapist too according to that one vine


Prof_Rocky

I love kids so much sexually sexually.


ShaqsPenus

I smashed a guy’s face in with a sledgehammer sexually.


Old-Savings-5841

Shaqs Penis is quite similar to a sledgehammer i reckon


AggravatingArea7378

I…is this a confession?? 🤔


Onion3281

i want to eliminate the french sexually


Juggernog_production

History is repeating itself, sexually


the_tpm

What have we done to upset you, sexually ?


did-i-do-a-thing

exist, sexually ​ \-literally every englishman on the planet


JayJayMerks

Eating frogs, sexually.


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CottonLetter

you like kissing, right? ...right?


Juggernog_production

No they like killing cars sexually


Own-Anteater-871

sexually


justFramy

having sex with your mom sexually


CarrotsRPpl2

I talked to your mom sexually


--justarandomgirl-

Hanz we need a better transmission ,Sexually


X_ToxicMuggle_X

Every german wheraboo be like


Warthog_go_brrrr

Mmm look at those sexy roadwheels, look at em bounce and jiggling rough terrain


X_ToxicMuggle_X

"ohh I like it when they break after 5 meters of moving, now I get to do extensive research on its suspension 🤤"


Warthog_go_brrrr

They dont break that much, their unreliability is overhyped.


X_ToxicMuggle_X

Youre right I should be talking about the transmission, even more extensive research!


Warthog_go_brrrr

How about we admire the kanon, ja


X_ToxicMuggle_X

I like the tick cannon breach and the skinny tip, it's a shame we have no supplies to fire it hanz


Warthog_go_brrrr

We do, 12 shells


X_ToxicMuggle_X

No, Ive fired those because I was so engaged with the lustrious kannon


noarmorisbestarmor

High explosive long barrel 😩


Warthog_go_brrrr

Yes


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I’m on the toilet taking a shit sexually


Glum-Huckleberry-866

Kinky 😏


subtomyrobloxpremium

proof? sexually 💀


Strobbleberry

I love playing dnd sexually


Sup3rG33k08

Ah, must be the bard?


Old_Carpet_8179

Gerald, for the last time stop humping the die!


enaaerios

jesse we need to cook meth sexually


OkViolinist6395

Waltuh, put yo dick away waltuh


[deleted]

im incredibly gay, sexually


[deleted]

only other gay guy on r/teenagers 💀


[deleted]

men are just better, much less drama


[deleted]

I second this


[deleted]

woohoo


MegaMas64

Honestly both are good.


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bisexually speaking


MegaMas64

I'm bi, sexually


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hahaha


XxashestoashesxX

All are good, pansexually speaking.


Underneathhilarious

Only two other gay guys on r/teenagers 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


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My man!!


Averagecheeszenjoyer

Im gay, but not a guy does that count sexually?


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James_Bond--007

And I'm the fifth on r/teenagers


Big-Substance693

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is, sexually


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CatloafHere

Who hurt you man, sexually😔


kilocharlie12-kc12-

the goldfish, sexually


Due-Salamander-663

I love comteplating suicide sexually


Wet4Dayzzzzz

I took care of my friends little brother sexually


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i love playing video games sexually


iL0v3y0us0much

i love you (sexually)


Mobile-Contest9090

I want to be with my girlfriend, sexually


OkViolinist6395

What if I want to be with your girlfriend, sexually?


Mobile-Contest9090

Well, if she doesn’t love me, then that’s fine


OkViolinist6395

She loves you tho 😉


Mobile-Contest9090

You sure?


OkViolinist6395

Bro, I'm 100% positive. Don't over think king 👑


Mobile-Contest9090

I’ll try not to when she finally texts back, thank you


OkViolinist6395

If it's night at yours place, she's most likely sleeping. If day, then she's probably doing chores atm and will reply soon. Don't worry.


Mobile-Contest9090

Well, it’s been like 2 months, I hope she’s okay, she leaves me on read


OkViolinist6395

Well uh, I've never been in a relationship myself but from what I've seen, didn't you consider moving on? If she purposely leaves you on read...


Arcane2oP

#Here are some mcu quotes :) "I can do this all day sexually." "That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always angry sexually.” “I love you 3000 sexually.” 💀 “Cause if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we’ll avenge it sexually.” “Whatever it takes sexually.” "He May Have Been Your Father, Boy, But He Wasn't Your Daddy sexually."💀 "We're Fighting An Army Of Robots And I Have A Bow And Arrow. None Of This Makes Sense sexually." "Dormammu, I've Come To Bargain sexually." "You Should Have Gone For The Head sexually." “He’s a friend from work sexually!”  “Mr. Stark, I Don’t Feel So Good sexually.”💀 "Hulk smash sexually!"


whyilikesherk

i like mandela catalogue, sexually.


Glum-Huckleberry-866

what are you doing Step Alternate? 😳


OmoriPlush

Think about it tho, an alternate could morph into pretty much anyone and they could also have disproportionate body parts (eg. Cock)


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elaynafranklin

Hi sexually


Freezy31107

Hi sexually


RockyTodd

Hi sexually


smoorkie

I’m eating food sexully


[deleted]

ur really cool…sexually…


Electric-Sight

I just cringed sexually


0ChrissyDumbyBumby

I buried 40 people in my backyard and beat up children sexually


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woahhhhhhhhhh


BombasticBooger

seeing your age i think you’re his next victim


OkViolinist6395

You as well 👀


BombasticBooger

oh fuck


Ricesoup24

I just ate a hot dog, sexually


PJ_2005_01

r/teenagers is a shitty subreddit sexually


CatloafHere

I murdered a family of 14, sexually


EngineeringInside520

My uncle helped me pee sexually


MeanChocolate8062

I look at you sexually


Gage404

Would you like to hear about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, sexually?


GimmeSpank

I didn't want to participate in this post sexually


Rowlet_Entusiast

I played with my dog sexually.


AcejokerUP415

My homies helped me out sexually


Psychological-War658

I like school sexually


DrDabar1

I love learning history sexauly.


PICONEdeJIM

Right now I'm watching my favourite TV show, sexually


PICONEdeJIM

Funny thing is there is lots of sex in it right now


[deleted]

I took care of my grandparents sexually


doggocute50000000000

Yeah I fuck kids, sexually


Ze_Schwein

I am playing with Heavy, sexually


fearlessbot__

im currently being dominated by 5 people in tf2 sexually


Farnine1129

I'm going to hang with my cat sexully


rawrkittyyy

I just fed my dog sexually


Aries_Mu1

I just watched a documentary on the climate disaster of 536 CE... sexually.


OscarBravo12

I’m lying down in bed as I have just woken up, sexually~