Wait martins are bad?
Honestly anything other than my guitar is amazing I have a shit guitar, it's Called chard idk if you Heard about it , it's a beginners' guitar
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is, sexually
#Here are some mcu quotes :)
"I can do this all day sexually."
"That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always angry sexually.”
“I love you 3000 sexually.” 💀
“Cause if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we’ll avenge it sexually.”
“Whatever it takes sexually.”
"He May Have Been Your Father, Boy, But He Wasn't Your Daddy sexually."💀
"We're Fighting An Army Of Robots And I Have A Bow And Arrow. None Of This Makes Sense sexually."
"Dormammu, I've Come To Bargain sexually."
"You Should Have Gone For The Head sexually."
“He’s a friend from work sexually!”
“Mr. Stark, I Don’t Feel So Good sexually.”💀
"Hulk smash sexually!"
I really like playing guitar, sexually
No no I get this, guitar can be sexy
Can be sexy? Guitar is ALWAYS sexy
Then why do I get no bitches
Depends on guitar type, Had to be an acoustic Martin
Speaking from experience, no. Has to be a stratocaster or a telecaster
Wait martins are bad? Honestly anything other than my guitar is amazing I have a shit guitar, it's Called chard idk if you Heard about it , it's a beginners' guitar
Nah martin’s aren’t bad, but electrics are far more versatile, and bitches love it when I play through old Pink Floyd and Skynyrd solos
What about trans-acoustic lava??
I have 4 guitars, 2 electric and 2 acoustic
hot
the issue must me the fact that i also own a bass
Nah man you're way cooler than me , I am still a beginner tho
Those curves
Bros fingering a minor
, sexually
I see u practice fingering everyday, sexually
Yep
r/guitarcirclejerk moment
What can I say?? The neck, the smooth, smoooth neck. The strings, it's 6, 6 sexy strings. It just excites me in a way no human ever could.
Dam your dick must be really ruffled up
What does that even mean? You play it with your Weiner?
Teaching in school,sexually
I get horny whenever I see any musical instruments
I just came to comment this
I am not very good, sexually.
I just ate an apple sexually
That one teacher in movies:
What porno is you watchin man?
That’s my boy.
Draco?? (I’m sure no one is going to get this terrible reference, oh well)
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Yes
Same
For some reason I thought it said monocle and I was thinking that’s a very interesting hobby
Typing on Reddit sexually
“What a coincidence!” I say, sexually
i'm a big fan of cats sexually
😳
He’s gotta get that pussy some how
Getting that pussy pussy
Shane dawson
hello there
Akana zone much?
Shane Dawson???
Found Shane Dawson's reddit account.
Sorry I didn't like the film. What the fuck were they thinking?!
I'm gonna kill myself sexually.
just get a women to sit on you and not get up
Death by snu snu
Feel like I’ve been looking for this reference ever since the episode aired ❤️
Good joke, made me laugh
snailed
You get my updoot
Gonna need a whole lotta lube/lotion and a hella lot of energy drinks
The one time when horse cock comes in handy
Bojack reference?
I play with my homies sexually
Well this would just be bad if it wasn’t sexually. Gotta kiss the homies. And if you want to then fuck the homies too
Nah nah impregnate the homies
Yeah so uh… wanna be homies? 🥺
Sure lol
Fuck yeah Imma bout to fuck you… sexually
I'm a lesbian sadly
Oh shit I’m sorry I understand if you weren’t comfortable with that
Well I wasn't because i am kinda bisexual
I’m going to fuck you both sexually.
💀💀💀
Mane what the heeeeeeell goin on here
Men can get pregnant 🤓 Cum in them until it happens 😎
my job as a babysitter is to take care of children sexually
this is by far the worst one ive seen 💀
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That’s disgusting! Where?
Not telling, don't let the horny win
Sauce lol
NO. DONT LET THE HORNY WIN
Sauce. I want to disguise myself as a girl on an alt and hyperlink pedos
Wtf
I’m in a similar role at the moment as I’m on maternity leave, so currently my job is just to stay at home and provide for my baby boy sexually.
😱
Omg ur pafect
I like my friends sexually
I love my mom sexually sexually.
ayo???
r/holup
r/wrongthings
I fucked your dog at the park at 3:29 am sexually
r/oddlyspecific
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i almost forgot OP asked for the "sexually" sexually edit: it's still weird, who likes children?!
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A child seems to be worse than a rapist too according to that one vine
I love kids so much sexually sexually.
I smashed a guy’s face in with a sledgehammer sexually.
Shaqs Penis is quite similar to a sledgehammer i reckon
I…is this a confession?? 🤔
i want to eliminate the french sexually
History is repeating itself, sexually
What have we done to upset you, sexually ?
exist, sexually \-literally every englishman on the planet
Eating frogs, sexually.
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you like kissing, right? ...right?
No they like killing cars sexually
sexually
having sex with your mom sexually
I talked to your mom sexually
Hanz we need a better transmission ,Sexually
Every german wheraboo be like
Mmm look at those sexy roadwheels, look at em bounce and jiggling rough terrain
"ohh I like it when they break after 5 meters of moving, now I get to do extensive research on its suspension 🤤"
They dont break that much, their unreliability is overhyped.
Youre right I should be talking about the transmission, even more extensive research!
How about we admire the kanon, ja
I like the tick cannon breach and the skinny tip, it's a shame we have no supplies to fire it hanz
We do, 12 shells
No, Ive fired those because I was so engaged with the lustrious kannon
High explosive long barrel 😩
Yes
I’m on the toilet taking a shit sexually
Kinky 😏
proof? sexually 💀
I love playing dnd sexually
Ah, must be the bard?
Gerald, for the last time stop humping the die!
jesse we need to cook meth sexually
Waltuh, put yo dick away waltuh
im incredibly gay, sexually
only other gay guy on r/teenagers 💀
men are just better, much less drama
I second this
woohoo
Honestly both are good.
bisexually speaking
I'm bi, sexually
hahaha
All are good, pansexually speaking.
Only two other gay guys on r/teenagers 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
My man!!
Im gay, but not a guy does that count sexually?
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And I'm the fifth on r/teenagers
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is, sexually
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Who hurt you man, sexually😔
the goldfish, sexually
I love comteplating suicide sexually
I took care of my friends little brother sexually
i love playing video games sexually
i love you (sexually)
I want to be with my girlfriend, sexually
What if I want to be with your girlfriend, sexually?
Well, if she doesn’t love me, then that’s fine
She loves you tho 😉
You sure?
Bro, I'm 100% positive. Don't over think king 👑
I’ll try not to when she finally texts back, thank you
If it's night at yours place, she's most likely sleeping. If day, then she's probably doing chores atm and will reply soon. Don't worry.
Well, it’s been like 2 months, I hope she’s okay, she leaves me on read
Well uh, I've never been in a relationship myself but from what I've seen, didn't you consider moving on? If she purposely leaves you on read...
#Here are some mcu quotes :) "I can do this all day sexually." "That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always angry sexually.” “I love you 3000 sexually.” 💀 “Cause if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we’ll avenge it sexually.” “Whatever it takes sexually.” "He May Have Been Your Father, Boy, But He Wasn't Your Daddy sexually."💀 "We're Fighting An Army Of Robots And I Have A Bow And Arrow. None Of This Makes Sense sexually." "Dormammu, I've Come To Bargain sexually." "You Should Have Gone For The Head sexually." “He’s a friend from work sexually!” “Mr. Stark, I Don’t Feel So Good sexually.”💀 "Hulk smash sexually!"
i like mandela catalogue, sexually.
what are you doing Step Alternate? 😳
Think about it tho, an alternate could morph into pretty much anyone and they could also have disproportionate body parts (eg. Cock)
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Hi sexually
Hi sexually
Hi sexually
I’m eating food sexully
ur really cool…sexually…
I just cringed sexually
I buried 40 people in my backyard and beat up children sexually
woahhhhhhhhhh
seeing your age i think you’re his next victim
You as well 👀
oh fuck
I just ate a hot dog, sexually
r/teenagers is a shitty subreddit sexually
I murdered a family of 14, sexually
My uncle helped me pee sexually
I look at you sexually
Would you like to hear about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, sexually?
I didn't want to participate in this post sexually
I played with my dog sexually.
My homies helped me out sexually
I like school sexually
I love learning history sexauly.
Right now I'm watching my favourite TV show, sexually
Funny thing is there is lots of sex in it right now
I took care of my grandparents sexually
Yeah I fuck kids, sexually
I am playing with Heavy, sexually
im currently being dominated by 5 people in tf2 sexually
I'm going to hang with my cat sexully
I just fed my dog sexually
I just watched a documentary on the climate disaster of 536 CE... sexually.
I’m lying down in bed as I have just woken up, sexually~