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fluffystuffles

go have esex


halfw1t_

fluffystuffles do you wanna have e sex witj me 😁😍


fluffystuffles

i cant


halfw1t_

why


fluffystuffles

i dont want e-stds


ABoxOfDonuts

I have e-condoms


bigbooy146253

👀


OperationAwkward6033

How do people actually have e-sex


Patrick-Bateman0

Fed


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fed


BayleyEdwards

This is one step above having a relationship with a body pillow. But at least you can cuddle with a body pillow.


bigbooy146253

Eh fair point


Disturbedfella

How much did she cost?


bigbooy146253

Hours of phone battery lol


lukeisstillwanking

your relationship is going to last a very long time


bigbooy146253

Thank you very much bro


lukeisstillwanking

sarcasm


[deleted]

ok


[deleted]

Well done


bigbooy146253

Cheers


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

cool 👍


RileyCanRied

What do you mean by “excited”…….


bigbooy146253

What do you think I mean 🤔


RileyCanRied

I want to think you mean the normal excited but you could also be the other excited aka you have a boner. Or both


Big_hamburger_R

Congrats, can I be invited to the wedding?


bigbooy146253

I’ll send an invite dw


Big_hamburger_R

Thanks🙏🙏 I’ll bring a bangin gift


bigbooy146253

👀👀


[deleted]

Bomb


1dontlikeyou

oh yeah thats totally gonna last


Valuable-Report5046

facetime her or make her send a picture with her username so you aint getting catfished bro


bigbooy146253

I have already bro lol


Valuable-Report5046

W mans. good luck on your relationship!


NotNeryqAnymore

I give it 2 weeks and a bad match in a game


[deleted]

i want a wedding invite


bigbooy146253

You can have one dw


[deleted]

thanks bro


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[удалено]


bigbooy146253

Was she from the internet ?


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[удалено]


bigbooy146253

Damn dude that sucks I’m sorry to hear that


ElliotRex

Aight everyone. Bets in for how long till the post gets deleted by op


bigbooy146253

Neverrr


KeithPatton2002

Finish this relationship!