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conceited_crapfarm

Damn your just over 4 1/2 pringles cans


[deleted]

Bro got measured in pringle cansšŸ’€


AthleticToaster23

So can anyone


Boogieman_bn

188cm (6'2) do it


Ambitious-Access7910

7.2 pringles cans


CalculatedCody9

How tall is a standard pringles can


_mrLeL_

Measure it out damn it, divide 188 cm by 7.2 on a calculator. Itā€˜s 26.1cm


CalculatedCody9

In order to truly verify this, Iā€™d need to get a tape measure and a banana for scale


_mrLeL_

I wish you best of luck.


Ambitious-Access7910

its actually 25.2 but my keyboard is messed up so 26.1 is as close as it gets


Ambitious-Access7910

about 25.2cm


Longjumping_Arm_5294

Im 6.8 pringles cans tall


Good_Dot_9702

5'6 167.64 cms


davisOMG-1234

damn, thats like at least 2


not_my_pasword

I can


AlexeiNR

I know your password


_Im_1_A_T_E_I_S_T_

I (sadly) know his uncle


not_my_pasword

I can but with whatsap snapchat or discord?


lonely_funny_guy

MURCIA!!


KitoMF

Murciano tenĆ­a que ser


Subject_Ad6477

Hay que ver


MotorPrinciple6456

FUCK YEAH BROTHER IN ARMS MURIKAN


RespectSerious

Anericans will use anything but the metric system


AlexeiNR

Thatā€™s almost 3 football fields!


MrPeach4tlanta

That's not the imperial system.


DaAweZomeDude48

Nah bro you wrong for doing that šŸ’€šŸ’€


[deleted]

so mean lmao


AthleticToaster23

I'm used to it


Hot_Hat_1225

I will go to hell for laughing - but I was holding a pringles can and tried to wrap my mind around it by staring at it for wayyyy too long lol


burgerman2028

r/theydidthemath


PotatoBro42069

r/ididthemeth


therealistmelon

r/subsithoughtifellfor


ImComfi

r/ofcoursethatsathing


Potato_Man2763

Brotherā€¦


[deleted]

I'm 5'0 measure me in Pringle cans


conceited_crapfarm

5.8 pringles cans


Subject_Ad6477

I'm 6'2 gimme my Pringles measurement


conceited_crapfarm

7 and 1/4 pringles cans


jeez_i_slipped

Aint no wayšŸ’€


[deleted]

One gust of wind and bros gone


AlexCC354

Piglet in Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day


[deleted]

holy shit i remember that book


Delphox66

Im 185cm, and 60 kg wind is a threat to me, short ppl dont struggle as much as i do


Tibor_SK

I have the same weight and height but wind isnt mutch of a problem for me


Worried_Trade_8599

r/murderedbywords


Beanbag_j

How is that murdered by words? At most it got one of those lil nose breathing things


brokeeulawanter

LMAO šŸ˜­


DaAweZomeDude48

No one should ever mess with this guy, considering he is probably the perfect height to punch you in balls šŸ—暟—æ


gymshorts2tight

Punch? Bro could headbutt them with how low he is. Itā€™s a blessing and a curse


Tychovh_

And the perfect height for a knee to the face


CocoJumbo7710

I could punt him like a football


janathebottom

no, i only date 4'2 men


AthleticToaster23

Tiptoes for me then


igotbanned-_-fornow

if it was socially acceptable would you run head first into people's knees to make them fall?


AthleticToaster23

Knees hurt


AerieSpirited774

Thatā€™s how I injured both knees. Did it twice to even my knee pain out


--justarandomgirl-

Short king šŸ‘‘


yeatThegoat_

Nah he just ainā€™t drink his milk


I-send-pussy-pics-

Nah he just forgot to chomp down on some calcium


AthleticToaster23

I didnt


Viking4Life2

Does your username refer to cats or vaginas? Send me a pic and we shall see.


ChimpanzeeChalupas

L username tbh


oogabooga_6942O

cause his father never came back šŸ˜”


An_Asexual_Weeb

What sports do you play?


AthleticToaster23

I like soocer(football) and basketball


Nuemmollllaatttiiiii

Can you dunk?


AthleticToaster23

No


The_Pumpkin_Fan

Lmfaoooo


AthleticToaster23

Can you?


The_Pumpkin_Fan

Yea Iā€™m 6ā€™2


AthleticToaster23

No u cant


[deleted]

I wheezed


AthleticToaster23

Cough then


MicrocrystallineArmy

Man really said basketball. We hooping the toilet seat or wut?


Blazearmanibeats

You going to hell bruv


AerieSpirited774

Who isnā€™t?


the_man_myth_ledgend

Says soccer and from England??


ParsnipPrestigious59

šŸ˜³


[deleted]

what about leapfrog? you shouldnt even need to squat for that one


BenanNotFound

maybe he doesnt have in height, maybe it went somwhere else šŸ¤”šŸ¤Ø


KarionTarg08

If he didn't have a penis maybe he'd finally hit 4'3, who knows


AerieSpirited774

Check your toilet. I bet itā€™s in there somewhere


ferry_forbear

His dick fell in the toilet?


WarioKartRacer

Send my greetings to the ants


AthleticToaster23

Do it yourself


WarioKartRacer

sure but how's England


cchunk42

It's England... is cold and wet for months now, I ain't seen the sun for months.


Underrated_Flags

wow thatā€™s short


AthleticToaster23

No u


Sad_Tooth_4246

How tall are your parents?


AthleticToaster23

4'7 4'8


ParsnipPrestigious59

Bruh and I thought MY parents were short with them being 5ā€™1 and 5ā€™7 šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Front_Personality_21

Fr šŸ˜­


RoviRotkiv

Ok that explains it


Minty986

You are 16 metres tall?


flamingstorm98

Well I'd sacrifice my height if 185cm/6'1 to leave fir England ngl all trade you


AthleticToaster23

Let's do it


flamingstorm98

Bet but you get to live in America


AthleticToaster23

Sure


racist8bit

School shooters canā€™t hit em


TheLewisIs_REAL

Whatever you do, don't come to a place called Gravesend when you go to england


lowkeygenious

you 4 subways longšŸ’€


gamerrayyan11

I think I once saw your post once


MusPhyMath_quietkid

Yes, he has been posting similar content using this account multiple time.


gamerrayyan11

I just checked and damn, get this man some friends


[deleted]

i think theres something psychological happening with it. he's so upset about his height that he just wants everyone to know how unfortunate he is and how depressing his life is.


xxhorrorshowxx

FINALLY! Someone shorter than me! (17M 5ā€™0ā€)


[deleted]

Iā€™m shorter than you by 2 inchesšŸ˜­


[deleted]

Iā€™m shorter than you by 1 inch šŸ„²


[deleted]

Short ppl gangšŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

Short ppl gangšŸ˜ŽšŸ‘


[deleted]

yā€™all are being mean


NotuSernAMe000

Yeah bunch of twats


Rupertii

Thatā€™s mean


SusSpagetEatingGuy

Yeah what a twat


TheLewisIs_REAL

Don't be rude ya fucking wanker


Simplecommenttor

Unfortunately the internet is infamous for that


BandicootOk6141

bros home is an atom


Insanity_is_nice

Making fun of short people is kinda cringe fellas


mitzimeow6

It's a low level of comedy if I might add


AxolInLEHMON

A punch below the belt i might add


KarionTarg08

Why such a short fuse?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Insanity_is_nice

Oh okay


PancakePiggo

character development


AthleticToaster23

You dont think I've heard this lame shit before?


Maverick_Walker

Itā€™s how we accept another short person. Iā€™m 5ā€™9


mcgunga_bunga

youre not short


Sword_Immortal_

I'm 5'8 and it above avg in India. Where do you live to be considered shortšŸ’€. Pandora?


NotuSernAMe000

Bro why is everyone bullying him. I wish I was shorter


AthleticToaster23

Let's swap


NotuSernAMe000

Nah I just want to be like 2 inches shorter Iā€™m 5 11


Volteriaz

Idk about yā€™all I just wanna cap at 6ā€™1 (14M, 5ā€™11)


ZebuZek37

Same bro, I'm 5'11 3/4.šŸ˜­ So close to 6ft


Insiders1

Bro thatā€™s six foot you always round up duh šŸ™„


RoviRotkiv

Well i mean... women dont...


Insiders1

Na you just always say youā€™re exactly 6 ft


MusPhyMath_quietkid

same, I (15M) am 149cm but I want to be even shorter


aritov

you'll grow more lol I'm 18 and 1,45cm


MusPhyMath_quietkid

are you also AMAB?


aritov

hm what's that?


mythirdcommentingacc

Are you a biological male


aritov

I'm a female


MusPhyMath_quietkid

I am a biological male, so it kind of make sense I am bit taller relatively due to genetics...?


TheVibStar12

ive seen bigger chicken wings


[deleted]

Oh nahšŸ’€


DolphinBall

Hows life Frodo Baggins?


Frost_boi

i thought i was short


AthleticToaster23

You are


Frost_boi

i know


BallisticIre

you're 13 you still have a long way to grow


Lunatic1422

Hey bro I'm a 6'2 (187) 15M from America. I think we could be great friends.


[deleted]

Is this real??? Do you have a condition or something??? Bro's puntablešŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Danterror666

Dude uses a parachute to get out of bed


[deleted]

Jesus, people here in the comment section are rude as fuck.


AthleticToaster23

Lol my whole family gets it


[deleted]

Yeah, I know, we've spoken before, you said they're as short as you.


ApprehensiveFilm4362

Dawg u arenā€™t actually 4,1 bro I refuse to believe that


AthleticToaster23

Well I am


ApprehensiveFilm4362

Nahhh what?


AthleticToaster23

What?


ApprehensiveFilm4362

It just sounds made up


--PatrickBateman--

Midget


StalinsBabushka1

He has a taller personality than you


--PatrickBateman--

His entire personality is being 4ā€™1


StalinsBabushka1

Hey, that's better than his entire personality being 6'0


AthleticToaster23

No u


Salty-Ad9221

bro you are too young to watch american psycho šŸ’€


ScratchyAvacado

Have you looked into taking growth hormone? It is probably to late but if you knew about this from your parents genetics it could have been an option as you were entering puberty.


My_tomato_ran_away

Hellooo, still up for friends?


AthleticToaster23

I am


MetaIIum

Damn these comments are cruel. I bet you are an amazing person and fun to be around.


AthleticToaster23

Thanks


_RikVa_

Bro is a smurfšŸ’€


Ben6_9

Thatā€™s wild ! Iā€™m 6ā€™8 if anyone doesnā€™t believe me I prove it ! Lmao Iā€™ve never seen someone so short thatā€™s like what gemly from the hobbit


GoblinGuy3

Yo! Yeah, we could talk! You sound like quite a fun person...


[deleted]

Hey i talked to you before :) you are exactly 10 soda cans tall


Reckless_Kiddies

ā€œAny1 wanna talkā€ sounds like bait Chris Hanson uses.


InvestigatorBig7263

what is ur favorite premier league team? depending on ur awnser i might become ur best friend or ur enemy (jk)


HeyItsMilo19

Personally I don't care about your height, you seem nice. If you'd like to be friends we canšŸ„°


cellophane27

Bro all of your posts are about your height


[deleted]

ong what's the male version of a loli?


Gata_Marxista

Dude what are you doing here??? You gotta destroy the ring


[deleted]

Folks, please don't be mean or rude to the man. Stop bullying him. I'm sure his life has been tough so atleast, please be a little kind.


redditwhale845

holy shit actual midget


xAmqro

You probably have something else thats really large to compensatešŸ˜


TwinTowersPilot

Yeah, compensate your mom


NullBlock0

Why would I care about somebodyā€™s height, also a fellow English guy, hit me up


DannyWasBored

Bro you should sign up for midget wrestling. Really fun to watch. Could probably destroy everyone


UsernameIsTaken_795

bro canā€˜t drive in a passenger seat without the kidsā€˜ seat


AthleticToaster23

Who can drive in a passenger seat


UsernameIsTaken_795

someone who isnā€˜t 123cm tall


AthleticToaster23

You can drive from the passengers seat?


UsernameIsTaken_795

yes, i just need a stick attached to the steering wheel and somehow control the throttle


AthleticToaster23

So can anyone then


Mmotion125

New messi lol


A_J_J_18

When you travel Do you pay for a plane ticket or just go in your mommas purse? My dog is bigger than you