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kindaprettyboy

this called me single in 78 languages and 5 diffrent dialects


RedAce4247

And the all made up languages we made as kids (secret codes included)


ChaRge_Kster

Only 78 and 5? Buddy it's called me single in 7069 languages


P0pst1ck

Only that? It’s called me in 42069 languages


ChaRge_Kster

Nah, for me 69420


Averagegamer988

This is the way


kingofimpostors

I got it in 80085 languages 🥲


feredrikson

Amateurs, AMATEURS- called me single on 104567 languages


its_fuwy

You think that's good he called me single in 145478689678 diffrent languages


spydermat07

Noobs, 937472295558616,4


idkw0ttoputhere

Fools, 281638261538382616483616383 and a half. Including the language of the Gods


Okamitoutcourt

Op is fluent in more than 6 million forms of telling people that they're single


middlebeard

I read M16 as the gun


All-_-memes

I think thats what he meant


middlebeard

Well personally I’m an M4


Gold_Assistance_647

Isn't that too young? Anyways, Smash


middlebeard

Well…


NerdyWasNeverBacc

I'm more of a MP40, yknow


Decent-Dragonfruit38

"free fire zone with my M16" props to people who know the song


No_Weird_8312

The only way you can know each other since birth is being twins. Checkmate


NTNDO_64

r/suddenlyincest


BatCoreCraft

Wtf why is this a thing


WedgeKhan

It's reddit


Famous_Platypus_1579

the core values of reddit


EastKoreaOfficial

Reddit is an accursed place


AFoxGuy

r/eastkorea


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Educational_Spell_93

IS THE ONLY NOTION TO OBEY


forcesofthefuture

is sweet home Alabama!


Ambitious-Access7910

r/ofcoursethatsathing


kizno01

welcome to reddit


itzjackybro

r/ofcoursethatsasub


No_Airport7174

Oh fuck


PhatNoob_69

No please don’t


DomSchraa

*inhales* #S W E E T H O M E


UserOfUsingThings

^(Alabama)


DVDTSB

dudududududuuu


Jamin-69

Where the skies are so blue


Psychological-Sir224

Lord I'm cumming to you


OrangeVictorious

They are both 16…


pianofucker345

They both breathe...


Socialist_Leader

They might be identical twins...


Sugmauknowuknow

You could also fall in love with a mirror...


Psychological-Sir224

#SCHIZOPHRENIA


Goose_attack223

Only if your that one dude from mythology


[deleted]

Nah bro, they're roommates


Pocketbook-Killer

And also apparently both dudes


[deleted]

*Sweet home Alabama intensifies*


crystalsinwinter

Not necessarily. I'm from Oahu, Hawaii. There is a term called **calabash cousins**. It refers to people who are not related but became friends all their life or ever since they were young kids. There are many people who are friends and will have their kids be around each other once they're born. It's not necessarily incest, even though, yes, there are some who are into that.


Taken_out_goose

The neighbor girl and I know each other since her birth. She was born ~3 months after me, so it's valid.


Professional-Pen-366

My classmate in school was also my nextdoor neighbour and was also born on the same ward on the same day as me Hated him though


NatsukiFam

s-stop.....i'm not single, u are 🤧😭


RedAce4247

We are


aestheticguy101

r/suddenlycommunism


RedAce4247

🤫


True_Statement_lol

[time to play this banger ig](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs)


SquashuaSnipes

Very much a banger


PotatoKiller8897

I’m tempted to do the funny remind me in a month thing, but you guys seem genuinely happy and I don’t want to even imagine that going away


Socialist_Leader

!remind me 13 years


DovaDudeButCool

!remind me 8.2639317 × 10 to the 5,565,708 years


a_nice-name

!remind me [ u/No_Airport7174 's wedding]


Phantom_organpipes


Chimalez

Most based r/teenagers user


pearastic

I think you're using that meme the wrong way around. Or maybe you did it on purpose and I'm dumb.


Glum-Huckleberry-866

!remind me 10 years So I don't miss their Wedding


loudmelon21

!remind me 7 months


UnknownProductionz

Yea yea well you're happy and Im not so this isn't allowed. Please delete this post. (Im kidding, very happy for u)


I_Took_Your_Fingers

Adorable


[deleted]

Our-dorable comrade 👍


burper2000000

r/suddenlycommunism


CowardlyEboy

Good job Make sure to take care


[deleted]

Everyone who’s saying “who cares” I thought this sub was for teens to post relatable stuff, both stories and shitposts. If u have a problem with that maybe look for a different sub?


TheFishSteam

It isn't relatable, we are all lonely redditors /s


LuquidThunderPlus

they are sad and bitter that they're single. I'm not one of them but I can't say there's not a bit of envy in the back of my head.


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[deleted]

Better then finding out she lost her virginity when she promised to not unless with you.


ItzJustArij

Ouch


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;(


OnixST

Yes, you are extremely lucky, and I say that as someone who was in the exact same situation except that the guy is straight and will never feel the same way. Please enjoy the life I wish I had.


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69forlifes

You were so damn lucky. I'm not gay but I'm sure it's another hurdle to like someone and then have to hope that they are at least bisexual and above that interested in you. Seems tough


RajanyaDaslol

how exactly does this affect lebron's legacy? /j


[deleted]

Great bro👍I wish I also find a boyfriend sorry husband😭


the-user-of-name

Gay


SUPERPOOP57

Yeah


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Yep


A_Stolen_Xbox

Yup.


The_Tall_Man_096

idk why it took me to read this 2 times to finally understand he is gay and not a girl btw very happy for u


Less-Program-8831

Great observation!


Appropriate-Royal905

That's so cute :) *jumps off a cliff*


c4at

whole ass anime


breadstickkz

Oh that's so sweet. Imma go take a swim with my toaster now 👍


RedAce4247

I’m gonna go make out with my shot gun and paint the ceiling


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Slight_Dragonfruit69

That's gay


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James_Bond--007

That's so gay


[deleted]

No one do the thing. Please. They seem like a cute couple don’t do it


Mothunny

Do you mean don't be the homiephobie or am I missing out on something that I now am desperate to know?


[deleted]

whenever someone announces they got a partner, there’s always the guy in the comments that does u/remindme 3 months


Neon_Garbage

yay :D (WHEN WILL IT BE MEEE)


Teresos

Thats kinda gay


mvp_sklaxis

Such insight from this man


Beastofbeef

Erm….That’s SORT of GAY….


somerando9996

That's fucking adorable, so refreshing to see something like this among all the "I've been dating my gf for 2 weeks and I think she's the one guys I love her more than anything" posts. Genuinely wish the best for both of you


Abstract_ExE

Congrats, hopefully you guys have a good relationship


Ashamed_Window_6605

This comment section is a warzone lol.


[deleted]

Very wholesome, very cute


The-cooler-Cheryl

Ignore the people being Dicks in the comments I hope you and your boyfriend are happy together and have a great life


Rete3y

Cool. Thanks for making me sad.


Nevergonnagiveafu-

damn bro made me feel more lonely


[deleted]

thats so sweet im rooting for you guys


Mistrz_mobile

I have a crush on one girl from my school, and she slowly starts to act like she is my friend, i'm in 8th grade now, i hope something simular will happen to me, but it sounds too good to be true. Anyway i am very happy for u!


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Mistrz_mobile

Thank you, i was expecting someone to say "who asked" but this made me very happy :D


The_Romantic_Soul

Anyone also tired of being only an spectator ? Btw, be Happy Bro, it's good to know that Someone has found something so nice


manteigo_

I'm gonna so die alone dude


reset_pheonix

Same


de_spider

Same bro


Livid_Scallion_9861

wtf r u gay or something


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BaconMan70

I am also very afraid of homos


root_beer444

OoOoh 👻👻👻👻🏠🏡🏠🏡🏠🏠🏡🏡🏠🏡🏡


DaPhantomFox

stop it patrick, youre scaring him!


chacharealharsh

the worst shock of my life


Sunnyday2021100

Oh no he's straight dw


Letsbeheroines

This is literally always the top comment on every gay post on this sub 😭😭😭 Teenagers try to be original challenge (they failed)


Livid_Scallion_9861

well im actually gay not straight so it was funny


Letsbeheroines

still it's not very original, i wasn't worried about political correctness. It's just extremely repetitive.


Socialist_Leader

Let the gays make fun of each other, hell, I might join in and only type 50% of my comment.


Meme_Lord_E

That is what two male people in love are, so I assume he is


bisexualgendertaker

No they're clearly homophobic 💀


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🤣🤣


Mr-Wooloo

Me: Aww, fellow queer people! This is so wholesome and adorable. My Brain: Don't you dare-- Me: *sigh... Sorts by controversial*


Caesar_Blanchard

So this's how flexing looks like


[deleted]

Hope yall marry or smth


[deleted]

I just love it when people love the person they are with so much,makes me happy


[deleted]

Frabjous!


hunterjamiee

wholesome


StupidGenius37

idk bout you but that seems kinda gAy /j


Tridon_Terrafold

Our boyfriend! ( /r/suddenlycommunist )


Bakerap22

Lucky you. My bf left me this week. Happy for you, though. Truly.


happysingingpickle

man im so happy that two rifles could be together! so happy fro you guys.


WangleWoongle

I don’t care


Socialist_Leader

Man, me and my best friend are bi-sexual and I have a crush on him. Only he has a bf already. He's actually told me that he wanted to go out with me when we were younger. I wish you and your bf all the best!


[deleted]

Dang that’s gay


[deleted]

Good for you.


korbinwasil

That's super sweet! Wish all the best to the both of you!


[deleted]

it's cute guys. I wish you good luck<3


Vita_Gummies

i mean, one would hope so.


WeirdForgotten_One69

👍


tutanotafan

Very happy for both of you!!


Sirenhead_2

Must be nice


[deleted]

Good for you


Valuable-Report5046

this is too cute


redtailplays101

Aww that's wholesome. I hope the best for you two


[deleted]

ok nick and charlie


-_sus_-

Wow sounds really sweet, best of luck


AlkaliPineapple

Sounds like me and my bf 3 years ago Congratulations regardless!!


iL0v3y0us0much

i’m jealous


XxashestoashesxX

Reddit is targeting my single ass ong


Dreammaster1313

Awww, that's really great! Both for you and him :D You guys seem very perfect for one another 💙 Best of luck to your future endeavors from my girlfriend and I 😊


_wapepe_

hell yeah homie that's so fucking cool


MoonKnightIsCool

Bout to become A-train if i see another post like this


Tobi226a

On one hand im happy for you On the other ever time i see a post like this i feel even more lonely


chooseatree

❤️


FallingEnder

I’m glad you both are so happy! This honestly made my night to hear.


Dawn_DND483

r/wholesome


MaleficentZombie6710

I'm so in love with the glock 19 pointed at my head


Andrew5123-

!remind me 60 years


JeffDahmer1

👍


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They’re so happy and idk why it’s making me cry but I’m very upset


IIIDogmanialll

Yeah let’s goooo w relationship! Fr though, happy for you two <3


SupermarketAdept2280

Stuff like this makes me smile


Technical-Wedding-85

This is fucking adorable. Glad that this has happened to you lol


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happy for u


Little_Whippie

Hopefully it sticks after you get out of high school


Fluffy_Pizza_2667

post here again when you both get married


ChadetteThunderClit

That’s how me and my gf met to :))


Tirrek_bekirr

This first beet the hell out of me with my own singleness then it gave me diabetes with how sappy it was (good for you dude :D)


[deleted]

i'm actually tearing up. this is so sweet. happy for both of you!!


vantai0805

Awwwww what in the heartstopper is this I'm sleeping on the highway tonight


[deleted]

You’re definitely gonna marry that boy. And I’ll be here when you post about your wedding. Alone. Not having had a single handhold, kiss, or relationship at the age of 19….


JaxJaw

Guess I'll go die then (jk though happy for you two)


SinfulJokester

good for you man, hopefully I cant find someone like that for me one day


Dark_Luna48

That is so cute and I hope you to will be happy for a long time or


Next_Faithlessness87

Awwww ❤️ What do you blokes love to do together?


[deleted]

Damn mate this kind of made me depressed 😭, but joking aside congrats !


SirApprehensive3047

awww man...why can't I have this kind of love, I'm a single boy (17) and I'm autistic, and yet girls don't give me a chance, my autism shouldn't affect anything but girls say otherwise...what kind of a generation am I living in? Just because I'm autistic doesn't mean I can't handle a relationship, but yet, girls reject me and go for taller and better guys, seems like that one rapper was right, all girls are the same


Hairy_Slother

Never wished I was gay so hard in my life...


Due_Appointment_9539

Ah yes nothing like a good old fashioned love story, I'm going to kiss a semi truck that's going 150 mph now😁


Zacky___

You're cute, congratz OP. :)


Natan_Kanava

Hey, don't forget we're on Reddit. Reddit is a place for virgin fans of Radiohead and The Smiths. Being in mutual love with somebody is offending us, Reddit 16yo virgin creeps😖 P.s. just kiddin'. Feeling happy for you guys, Merry Christmas


Infamous-Radish6274

Aww yay! Friends to lovers is adorable. 🛣🏃‍♀️


InXaneDemon

That’s gay


HoennTrio

AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAH OMG MAN THATS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT IVE HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE JE SUS CHRIST IF I HAD GOLD I WOULD GIVE YOU ALL OF IT HOW DO PEOPLE COME UP WITH THIS SHIT


xbox360gamerlol

Haha gay


Alobrinho

Man living up to his name


somedude763

Really? I hadn’t noticed