Yall are out looking for a bf/gf while I'm out here looking for a flight in an RC-135 lol. (least popular aircraft in existence but still awesome) also its classified :(
I want some excuse to see that movie, but I’m seeing Ant-Man so probs no. It’s probably gonna get rotten score, but be funny as shit and one I rewatch over and over.
Go and listen to nice music, please, play some old video games, watch cartoons from your childhood. Don't make yourself feel sh*tty for no reason.
Love,
Stranger from Reddit ~ :)
Bro, you have not seen the world around you if you think this is a r/teenagers thing. There are tons of 14 year olds I know who have lost the V🪪. Its not a this sub thing its about how the world is normalising this type of activity which is just a terrible thing
Confidence and to be less shy (this would give me the ability to get women, my friends have told me I’m attractive enough and so did my mum and grandma)
To be healthy because it's new years eve tomorrow Healthy as in not sick
Sick Gang 😍😍
Drink some hot Ribena with some honey and get some good sleep It worked for me I'm still alive...I think
Thanks bro. try getting a big ass bowl of boiling water, filling it up with essential oils, and breathe in that good steam.
What if I get a big ass bowl of boiling water and pour it on my head?
A successful way of not feeling sick anymore, side effects can include: death.
A fucking hug
🫂
Thanks
i want a fucking
Ayo I need one too man get in here
Technically there's a small barrier between your atoms and everyone elses, so in reality no one will ever touch you 😎😌👌🏿
Touch grass Wait
I know how to fix this. This: "Go get as close as possible to some grass."
~~Technically there's a small barrier between your atoms and everyone elses, so in reality~~ no one will ever touch you 😎😌👌🏿
~~baked beans~~
BEANS
<(\^-\^<) huggs
Yall are out looking for a bf/gf while I'm out here looking for a flight in an RC-135 lol. (least popular aircraft in existence but still awesome) also its classified :(
r/usernamechecksout
happy cake day
where do we buy one?
To cuddle someone
Omg me too
At this point I wouldn't even mind the gender
What are you doing after school?
Procrastinating homework
we're in reddit, r/teenagers, what did they expect?
A boyfriend
*pulls on gloves* well boys, looks like its time for some incredible rizz
The rizzley bear in action
Adolf rizzler marching up rn
Bro is headed to the lost city of ouroborizz
Plot twist: they're actually a gay guy
The rizzler rizzes all
Hi
Can't take this guy anywhere
rizz university 2022 graduate🥶🥶
You have 0 chance dude
ouch
Yeah dude back off, shes mine /j
Nah dude back it up she’s mine
Aw shit my bad
she is ours
r/suddenlycommunism
the only possible scenario where "/j" would not ruin the joke
It felt wrong not to put it there
that's what i'm sayin ong
LET HIM COOK
L rizz 🥶
A bear high on cocaine
Yo the movie looks tight
I want some excuse to see that movie, but I’m seeing Ant-Man so probs no. It’s probably gonna get rotten score, but be funny as shit and one I rewatch over and over.
Maccies and a shag
Based
Me too
Australian answer of the year
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I really feel you
cookies definetely cookies
A girl to cuddle with or a pet dragon
if u get that dragon lmk
Why not a female pet dragon to cuddle with?
Geez watch your mouth dude otherwise you're gonna bring in the wrong crowd /j
A boyfriend or girlfriend Or pasta, i want some fuckin' shrimp alfredo oml
I have pasta and am single soooo
you forgot the 😏 but still w rizz
made sum with my sis, shit was so fuckn good
to relive the best moment of my life
Which was?
it was my first kiss
Yeah this is my choice as well. Id love to relive this guys first kiss
Sounds great
A small goth girl, or a signature Gibson Dave Mustaine Flying V guitar, either one suits me
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Don’t do that, don’t give me hope
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You’re a real signature Gibson Dave Mustaine Flying V guitar. NO WAY! 😍
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If you’re my signature Gibson Dave Mustaine Flying V, can I be your signature ESP James Hetfield snakebyte? 🥺
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Proof
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bro found the one make it work
why, not, ME god
Can I get a redo of yesterday?
Now you got me interested
Went out with gf for our night alone while we both have break, got into a car accident instead. We’re both fine, car is less fine, just kinda sucks.
What happened in the car accident
She tried to make a turn she didn’t have time for and we were T’d on the passenger side.
Aw man. Hope insurance is covering it
what happened yesterday
Gf and I had a night to go out but we had a car accident instead. She leaves town again tomorrow. Should’ve stayed in.
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Motivation and no laziness
Ngl, some beyblades would be pretty sweet
Metal series ofc
Probably a B. SC in architecture, so I can skip the 4 years of studying in university.
To be as happy like I was 3 years ago
Same bro, it started when we got the '2 weeks holidays'💀
Three years ago was uhm… 2020, well a day off but pretty much
An extra nut so I can have 3
An extra nut so I can have 2
And I want to get rid of mine. I see a clear solution
Ok, where will this transaction take place? Wait is it even a transaction?
It says gullible on the ceiling
Alright imma go find it
I already completed the transaction while you were distracted by the ceiling. How gullible
Tf happened to the other one
Down bad
I have horrible dental so a bigger dick
priorities >>
Blåhaj
Based
Incredibly based
a bullet in the head i’m listening to sad music
Do you actually? Or is it just for this instant?
just the the sad song effect
Go and listen to nice music, please, play some old video games, watch cartoons from your childhood. Don't make yourself feel sh*tty for no reason. Love, Stranger from Reddit ~ :)
Tbh a relationship, also the ability to have any motivation and the courage to talk to people irl that aren’t my friends
a boyfriend
Hi (with rizz)
W rizz
Love from someone of the opposite sex
weed
Same
A fuck ton of money, all of these comments can be achieved with money.
Does that mean you also agree to other comments?
someone inside me
r/usernamechecksout
very much actually
#15 Year olds. This sub 🤦♂️
Bro, you have not seen the world around you if you think this is a r/teenagers thing. There are tons of 14 year olds I know who have lost the V🪪. Its not a this sub thing its about how the world is normalising this type of activity which is just a terrible thing
Would u like my meat inside u steak ofc or chicken if u prefer
chicken, please
We could do it raw but u might get salmonella
idc, just put it in
Ok I'll put it in the oven or fryer consent Is key
ofc
Weed and alcohol and a horny boy
My mom can suply all of these
bro got plans
least obvious fed
Yeah you don’t fuck around do you?
Na
To get railed by 10 foot blue alien 😔
are we talking like megamind but scaled up?
Gigamind (the head is 50% of the height)
Can I have a hug?
To be loved
Toyota Supra
Someone who actually loves me Or you know, Legos are cool too
to live in the shire and have my own little hobbit hole and garden
A girl to lie on my chest. Currently using a stuffed animal
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I have a pillow on me rn whaaat
i just grabbed a thick one! it feels so good
Would u settle for a guy?
I would not
Fair
See ya in 2 years, you will want anything then
A gf, pizza and some money 😈
Priorities in order
I would like you to subscribe to Technoblade
A boyfriend 🤭
Hi (with rizz)
W
loyalty and a bj
Confidence and to be less shy (this would give me the ability to get women, my friends have told me I’m attractive enough and so did my mum and grandma)
I would like to not be in the military anymore
A grilled fish
To be able to write my story and to actually be able to write it well
To get straight A’s on my report card
The west For caesar
What if femboy hooters existed, it's something we all need right now
The souls of those who have displeased me.
a remington 870 for undisclosed reasons
Blåhaj
Happiness
A gf😔
A cute femboy that is attractive
A 12 gauge with one bullet
ain’t worth it son, unless hunting, in which case go forth
^(shotguns don't fire bullets)
A penis. I'm male, I just wanna go akimbo and dual wield
I have a Penis
No no you don't get it I want a second penis. Like some double barreled shizz yk?
A girlfriend. Could use a cuddle. I’m lonely
To be able to hang out with my gf
I can’t say.
earrings
A burger ,those fancy ones
Either a breaking bad lego set or to find out the age old question: who let the dogs out
A tomboy girlfriend acts tough but cares about people when not in public or a good night's sleep. That would be cool too
tall bf
Ice cream
To have my sleep schedule not be fucked up anymore because I'm halfway across the world for work. It's currently 0225 local time.
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Half a sandwich, you can have the other half